I have a good enough understanding of probability theory to avoid playing the lottery very often. In fact, given the way my luck normally works, I avoid most sorts of gambling. I'm crazy lucky when it comes to day to day stuff... playing games, being in the right place at the right time. Some people actually treated me much like our Whateley mutants get treated because I would just casually raise my hand for no apparent reason only to catch something that had been thrown at me by some bully/jerk. I always argued it as good peripheral vision or a reflection in my glasses allowing me to see some things that would otherwise be out of my line of sight... but truthfully, I don't know how it happened... it just did.

But... put money on the table? Or really, anything material? And my luck disappears. I once, playing poker for mini-candy bars with friends for a brief bit while waiting for kids to come to the house for trick or treating, was dealt a full house; a four of a kind, and a royal flush... but when I play for money? I will rarely even see a pair.

But, despite my regular bad luck; when the lottery gets up into the really high numbers, I'll buy a ticket. Just one... not appreciably improving my odds to get more than one, after all. Over 100 million.. I'll play if I think about it. Over 200 million, I start to actually pay attention to it. When it gets as high as it is right now... over 500 million (that's half a billion)... I make a conscious effort not to miss picking up a ticket. Mainly because... while I know there's very little chance for me to win it... the amount of money is significant enough that I can't help but think of ways I could make a difference with it.

So... Powerball for half a billion dollars, tomorrow night. Think about how many Whateley Universe stories we could be publishing if we could compensate our authors for their time spent, allowing them to be full time Whateley story writers... for example... :)

In the meantime... there's some new content! Since the last news, we've had part 2 of "A Dragon Abroad" from Astrodragon... Part 2 of Morpheus' "The Absinthe of Malice" and E. E. Nalley's "Dague de L'esprit" ... today, please enjoy "A Very Imp-Portant Date", Part 3... from Morpheus. Remember to take time to comment on these stories and join in the feedback in the forums!

I've been working on some revisions to the site layout and menu structure to make things a little more streamlined, especially for new visitors. That's especially important if we're going to do some advertising and try to increase our audience size, as we want people to be able to come by, actually find the stories, and be able to work their way through things in the same sort of way that someone might find a long running web comic and catch themselves up to the present by going through the archives.

Part of this is going involve moving the 'front page news' off the front page. The "news' will move to being the 'cover sheet' for the Community section, while the community/forum rules/policy will move to a less prominent location. 

There will be a new menu option "New to Whateley?" which will include some info about the Universe, an authors' bio, a 'dramatus personae' (character listing) and some other similar things that will help people get an idea of what's going on around here in a quick glance. We'll also get the various guides and help articles up to date with the new layouts... and write a few more to show people how to quickly navigate the site. Expect those changes to be occurring over the months of August and September.

For today's content release? We have a couple pieces from E. E. Nalley that are probably going to break some people. In the Gen 1 period, "The Angel and Cecil Barrows" brings you a bit of perspective on one of the big picture backstory areas and a character that has roused a lot of emotion in readers over the years. The second takes place in Gen 2... "The Sorrows of Red October" makes some revelations that some forums members will take with an 'ah ha' for solid deductive reasoning... and most of the rest will be picking their jaws up off the floor. Prepare for minds to be blown. It's plot twists all around, today.

Hmm... cake. Unfortunately, I'm not going to bake a black forest cake... or share any recipes today. Unless you want my Bachelor's Goulosh recipe... I could share that:

In a skillet, with virgin olive oil, fry up a half pound of cheap ground beef. Mince a clove of garlic and throw that in, and about a garlic clove sized bit of onion. Generously dust this with Lemon-pepper.

When the burger is cooked through, add a handful of rice. NOT instant rice.

As you continue to fry, keep the rice moving so it is all covered in olive oil and burger fat, which it will absorb. If you don't keep it moving it will stick. The rice will appear to dry out and change texture... and even start to brown. 

At that point, add enough 'hot' water to cover the rice completely with some extra to spare. Be sure to use hot water because the pan will be very hot at this point and between hot water and the pan's heat, your rice will be close to a boil immediately. Turn this down to be hot enough to stay at boiling temperature but not cook off too much water. 

When the rice is about half done, add a handful of frozen corn.

This will cool it all down a little and add a bit more water. You know its done when the water has either been absorbed completely by the rice or cooked off. 

Ok... recipes done. 

For today's content release, we've got another Gen 2 piece. This one is from Wasamon. It's title is "Meanwhile in Castle Groenwald" ... which should explain my black forest cake reference. :P

Yay, more Absinthe! And another story about her, too. Enjoy this first part of the second Absinthe story, from Morpheus here is "Absinthe of Malice". 

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So, if that doesn't make it obvious... today's story is going to be about Danny, Kayda's younger brother. Here's Part 1 of Elrod's new story arc "What's New, Pussycat?"

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