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4 years 8 months ago #2425 by Valentine
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Sign outside the Biodevisor labs:

No breeding of Muppaphones

Don't Drick and Drive.

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4 years 8 months ago - 4 years 8 months ago #2426 by Dreamer
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Signs set up at all entrances to Workshop:

Creating/breeding any creatures from any form of fiction is strictly regulated. Each must be approved on a case by case basis and lying about what creature you are actually creating will result in detention, expulsion and handing over to the MCO if said creature or creatures kill anyone.

Dangerous, predatory, or carnivorous creatures will never be approved, creation of such is grounds for expulsion hearings, automatic expulsion and handing over to the MCO if said creature or creatures kill anyone, as above.

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4 years 8 months ago #2430 by Arcanist Lupus
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Posted around the edges of Whateley:

NOTICE TO ALL SUPERNATURAL CREATURES
Permission to enter Whateley grounds can only be granted by the Headmistress or members of the Board of Trustees.

"Shared pain is lessened; shared joy, increased — thus do we refute entropy." - Spider Robinson

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4 years 8 months ago - 4 years 8 months ago #2441 by Phoenix Spiritus
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Above a devisor Coffee Pot

Its coffee it meant to be drunk black!

Addition of Milk, Creamer and other "whiteners" is not recommended and may produce unexpected consequences such as sleep, erectile disfunction, death and other things we currently have no name for.

Coffee is provided as a service and you hereby agree to be test subjects and waiver all responsibility for the results from ingestion of the contents provided herewith.
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4 years 8 months ago #2449 by Valentine
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Sign outside the Computer Science Labs:

Bill Gates is not Satan

Scrawled underneath:

He just works for him

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4 years 8 months ago #2463 by Sir Lee
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And then another scrawl:

Correction: Bill actually hired Satan, and then retired and left Satan in his place.


(Hey, it's 2007. By then hatred was already shifting from Gates to Ballmer.)

Don't call me "Shirley." You will surely make me surly.

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4 years 6 months ago #7086 by Domoviye
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Posted outside the library.
Do not annoy the librarians assistant, she eats demons.

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4 years 6 months ago #7099 by Dreamer
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Posted at all workshop tunnel entrances:
Please don't give Generator aka Jade Sinclair any more ideas, she is dangerous enough already.

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4 years 6 months ago #7101 by Valentine
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Dreamer wrote: Posted at all workshop tunnel entrances:
Please don't give Generator aka Jade Sinclair any more ideas, she is dangerous enough already.


Scrawled underneath, in pink sharpie:

I don't need your ideas, I come up with my own.
Bwahahaha

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4 years 6 months ago #7103 by Bek D Corbin
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Posted on the bulletin board:

Notice: The sign-up sheet for Henchgirls for She-Beast was a hoax.

Jadis Diabolik is not, I repeat NOT, hiring henchmen, lackeys, sidekicks or anything of that nature..

I know who put up the sign-up sheet.

This constitutes fair warning. I am planning something.

<signed> Jadis Diabolik

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