Epileptic Trees with no Phenobarbital in Sight

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2 years 2 months ago - 2 years 2 months ago #53771 by Sir Lee
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How come there wasn't a place to post ridiculous fan theories that make no sense whatsoever?

Well, now there is one.

Let me start with one: Petshop is (pre-Drow) Jobe's love child. Back when Jobe was first discovering puberty, he didn't see the point of waiting a few years to have sex, and either bribed or bullied some palace wench to take care of his problem.

Don't call me "Shirley." You will surely make me surly.
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2 years 2 months ago #53780 by Anne
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Of course neither Jobe nor his father will admit such a thing happened. The 'maid' was sent away with a small stipend and a monitor which got PetShop a place at Whateley.
The Bad Seeds have not discovered this but may not rush her anyway. Though anyone who would make Pikachu or Tribbles is rated as a world class supervillian in my book!
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2 years 2 months ago #53789 by Mister D
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Anne wrote: Of course neither Jobe nor his father will admit such a thing happened. The 'maid' was sent away with a small stipend and a monitor which got PetShop a place at Whateley.
The Bad Seeds have not discovered this but may not rush her anyway. Though anyone who would make Pikachu or Tribbles is rated as a world class supervillian in my book!


At least she made the Tribbles with a built-in expiry date, so they didn't go the way they did in TOS.

It could be worse, she could be working on unicorns, www.tor.com/2013/09/24/equoid/


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2 years 2 months ago #53790 by Schol-R-LEA
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The mad scientist doesn't look enough like Daniel Radcliffe. I'm glad this Alan Strang isn't naked , though.

(Maybe they were going for a young Peter Firth.)

Out, damnéd Spot! Bad Doggy!

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2 years 2 months ago #53791 by Valentine
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Jimmy T is Hekate, Hekate's Master, and Jimmy T. He can split off two others and is all of them.

Fixx is Hekate's Master, and the new Fixx is really just the old Fixx in disguise.


Phase's great grandfather was Batman, his hatred of Magneto is why the Goodkinds hate mutants.

The entire WU is the dream of an unconscious Jared Reilley, after he was beaten by his father.

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2 years 2 months ago #53795 by Mister D
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Has anyone introduced Patshop to the concept of PuppyBombs yet?

She could make them really cost-effectively by using a tribble as a base... :evil:


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2 years 2 months ago #53797 by Anne
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Mister D wrote:

Anne wrote: Of course neither Jobe nor his father will admit such a thing happened. The 'maid' was sent away with a small stipend and a monitor which got PetShop a place at Whateley.
The Bad Seeds have not discovered this but may not rush her anyway. Though anyone who would make Pikachu or Tribbles is rated as a world class supervillian in my book!


At least she made the Tribbles with a built-in expiry date, so they didn't go the way they did in TOS.

It could be worse, she could be working on unicorns, www.tor.com/2013/09/24/equoid/

That's not true. She has been expressly forbidden to make them in advance after making a MLP knockoff. She has considered making them anyway! Like I said, villain and not a minor one either. Though she may be a minor in age she is possibly more dangerous than Jobe to the world at large.
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1 year 11 months ago #56603 by CrazyMinh
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Absinthe will turn out to be Imp's Granddaughter. She will also become The. The The is a very powerful The.

The Kodiak will discover House M.D. and get hooked. He'll then try and ride away on a motorbike with Winnape.

Everything following the second Nikki story will turn out to be a hallucination bought on by Nikki's fever. Everyone who died is either fictional or still alive or both.

GEO will turn out to be SAO and three million players will be trapped in the game once Kristin gets round to writing the story where the said event happens.

GEO will turn out to be Log Horizon, and the same thing will happen, except they'll all dissapear and be transported to a parallel world.

GEO will turn out to be Accel world and...well...I guess nothing bad will happen??? Maybe???

GEO will turn out to be a nightmare bought on by evil spahgetti monsters. Only tinfoil corianders can protect you.

I will turn out to be a figment of everyone's imagination. You will wonder where this thread came from.

Everyone here will turn out to be a figment of my imagination. I will wonder how this forum and site came to be.

Everyone but Kristin and the Canon Cabal will cease to exist when the next story comes out. They shall inhabit a empty world, till the spagetti monsters come to take them to GEO.

Everything will happen at once, because jade pressed the Pink Button That You Should Never Press. The universe will explode due to immense logic failure.

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1 year 11 months ago #56613 by Sir Lee
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CrazyMinh is tripping on the painkillers.

Don't call me "Shirley." You will surely make me surly.

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1 year 11 months ago #56614 by null0trooper
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CrazyMinh wrote: Absinthe will turn out to be Imp's Granddaughter. She will also become The. The The is a very powerful The.


I take it The The don't exist in the WU? A shame, that.


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