A List of Things Whateley Students are No Longer allowed to do

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1 year 8 months ago #60025 by CrazyMinh
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24. Psychics, please refrain from abusing your powers to get the pop quiz answers off the teacher. While it is a creative use of your abilities, we do have safeguards in place against this, and we don’t want to spend our valuable time handing out detentions willy-nilly.

25. Gadgeteers: If you actually think that it’s a good idea to build a flying saucer, and you have the skill to pull it off, then please do so. What is NOT acceptable in any way, shape or form is burning crop circles into Nebraskan cornfields. While we have limited photographic evidence to suggest that it was actually the project Ms. Nalley has been diligently working on, the fact that the Farmer saw a ‘buffalo, Footballer, Native American, a supermodel and a Irish beaut’ step from the saucer to inspect their handiwork, I wouldn’t think it amiss to suspect that it was indeed Ms. Nalley and Co in that cornfield, and not ‘those mickle-darn Martians’ as suggested so very eloquently by the irate farmer.

25. Boys are not allowed to put cameras in the Girl’s showers anymore.

25a. No, this doesn’t mean going low-tech and drilling a peep-hole in the roof or wall.

25b. Or using a portal to see in. That is a major abuse of your powers.

25c. All of this applies to you too girls. Not necessarily vice-versa either...

26. While a gadgeteer dressed in full power armour, replesdant with a chainsword and bolted, screaming “FOR DA EMPRAH” At 5am on a Monday morning was quite funny, curfew is not to be broken- even if you are dressed as one of the Emporer’s Holy Space Marines

26a. No, painting yourself green and yelling ‘WAAARGH!!” is not acceptable either.

26b. While “To’tau’va” is a lot quieter, and the core armour is a lot more visually appealing, you are still missing the point: curfew exists for a reas...

26c. I cannot unsee what has been seen. That Dark Eldar outfit was FAR too horrifying. NO ONE should have to see something like that without copious amounts of alcohol.

27. Belphagor is no longer allowed to steal from other tech-stream students.

27a. The Great Belohagor does not steal!! How dare you accuse me of such heinous acts. I...sorry, he am...is...the greatest Devisor ever to be born!!!

28. Soap is for washing. But it is definitely not for eating. Please refrain from telling new students that the ‘rite of initiation’ is to eat all the soap in the bathrooms.

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1 year 8 months ago #60042 by Katssun
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29. Regardless of your claims of religious right to perform them, seances are not to be held in or near any caves near the north side of campus. This includes geological features outside such caves.

30. Herbal components of shamanistic beverages that are controlled substances under US law are to be handled by students with the express permission of Administration or Medical staff only. Students found in possession of these components without the proper permission will be subject to detention.

31. Scheduling appointments with Whateley Academy Legal staff to "test your knowledge," is discouraged.

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1 year 8 months ago #60043 by null0trooper
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32. Psychoactive herbal compounds are not provided by the Special Diets line of the cafeteria. Students forging credentials in pursuit of such items will be subject to detention. Students encouraging the gullible to do so will also be subject to detention.

32a: These labels DO NOT mean "the really good stuff".

32b: Nor are items so marked to be exchanged for doughnuts or any other dietary items not on the student's meal plan.

33. Cafeteria personnel do not accept bribes in exchange for items not authorized on a student's Special Diets plan.

34. Students are not to modify the results of any medical test or measurement.
Yes, that includes scales, sphygmomanometers, and anything else you might be considering.

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1 year 8 months ago - 1 year 8 months ago #60046 by Schol-R-LEA
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  • 35. Polishing your wand in the common room isn't acceptable, regardless of whether that phrase is being used euphemistically or not. Potentially obscene interpretations aside, seeing someone fondling, and ominously whispering to, a dangerous magical item in a public locale tends to make people nervous - and yes, we're talking about you, Metro.
  • 36. Do not tell freshthings that Oak like being climbed on. He doesn't.
  • 37. Surprising Roulette with jump scares is absolutely forbidden.
  • 38 Telling freshman Psychic Arts students that they are required to take an oath of celibacy is both needlessly cruel, and, given that they are freshmen, probably unnecessary anyway.
    • 38a. Removing Mindbird's clothes from the locker room and replacing them with a red robe while she is in martial arts class was only funny the first time. In hopes of dissuading further attempts, we will note that the medical records of the guilty parties have been made available for download from the Doyle Medical website.
  • 39. Avatars bound to Loa, Orisha, or certain similar classes of spirits need written permission in order to be exempt from school policies regarding controlled substances, including tobacco and alcohol, and only do so with direct instructor supervision. Exemptions will only be granted in instances where it can be shown that the spirit in question has an affinity for the substance in question.

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1 year 8 months ago #60049 by null0trooper
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Schol-R-LEA wrote:

  • 35. Polishing your wand in the common room isn't acceptable, regardless of whether that phrase is being used euphemistically or not. Potentially obscene interpretations aside, seeing someone fondling, and ominously whispering to, a dangerous magical item in a public locale tends to make people nervous - and yes, we're talking about you, Metro.


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1 year 8 months ago #60050 by CrazyMinh
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40. No one is to play the theme to 'Barney the Dinosaur' when Mr. Williams walks into the classroom. While he did punish the offenders with a week-long detention in the sewers the first time it happened, we don't appreciate students hijacking the speakers for the whole school, especially when they're not even IN Mr. William's class.
40a. The same goes for playing the Ghostbusters theme when Reverend Englund is taking his place at the podium to give a sermon.
40b. No, that doesn't mean playing Tim Minchin songs when he takes the podium. 'Fuck the Motherfucker' was funny, but not to the Reverend.
40c. Playing 'Back in Black' when Jobe walks into a classroom is also unacceptable.
40d. Playing 'Shoot To Thrill' when testing your new power armour is getting old people.
40e. The Flight Instructors AND the local flight control at the Logan International Airport are now complaining about students playing 'Danger Zone' over the reserved air-traffic channel. Seriously.
40f. Students are no longer allowed to play any music publicly unless using headphones.
40g. No, headphones with external speakers is kinda besides the point.
40h. NO MORE BRASS MONKEY!!! AT!!! ALL!!!
41. Students are not allowed to perform the theoretical 'Schrodinger's Cat' experiment. This should be obvious. It's a thought experiment, not a literal one. You shouldn't have tried it with Merlin anyway.
42. No more yodelling in the corridors.
42a. Or cat calls
42b. Or Wolf Whistles
42c Or anime onomatopoeia
42d. Look, no weird sounds, unless your mutation makes it so that you can only communicate via such sounds.
43. Australian transfer students are not to sing rugby anthems in the corridors.
43a. Or insult the Brits over the cricket. Just because you keep winning doesn't mean you can tell them so.
43b. Or make remarks about Skylab and the Outback.
43c. Or use confusing language. Apparently no one knows what 'Budgie Smugglers' are.
44. If you see a German student, don't mention the war.
44a. Even if they started it by invading Poland.
44b. Absolutely NO Hitler references
44c. Or Herman Goering.
44d. Saying 'I saw it on Fawlty Towers' is not a excuse when you come into Doyle with a irate German's fist mark on your face.
45. No fake bomb-scares. The last time we had someone connect a metronome they built in shop class to a briefcase full of wires and a few blocks of clay they stole from the art supply store, we had to call in the FBI and the local Boston PD Bomb Squad before someone admitted it was a (rather ingenious) prank.
45a. And when you get sent to the cells in Security for the night, don't teach the other detainees to attach wires to the bars and shock people. I don't care that it's funny, it's really not cool.
46. Books are for reading, not using as frisbees.
47. Students are not allowed to create nuclear bombs. This should be common sense. You KNOW that those things are deadly.

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1 year 8 months ago #60075 by Katssun
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CrazyMinh wrote: 47. Students are not allowed to create nuclear bombs. This should be common sense. You KNOW that those things are deadly.

47a. Except when provided express permission from the Headmistress/Headmaster. Students provided this permission may be subject to Nuclear Regulatory Commission oversight and regulations and may be monitored by the Department of Energy after graduation from the Academy. Students are *strongly* advised to keep being granted such permission to themselves. Failure to do so may result in referral to the Federal government, or detention in the sewers, depending on the severity of the violation of this rule.

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1 year 8 months ago #60079 by Anne
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47 b) Yes hydrogen bombs do count as nuclear bombs.
Why do you ask Meto?

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1 year 8 months ago #60201 by DerpHaven
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48) Copies of the Anarchist's Cookbook are no longer allowed on campus.
48a) Anarchist's Cookbook 2 and other similar ideas will also be confiscated. I don't care if you can do it better, you don't need to be sharing your knowledge with other students.

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1 year 8 months ago #60209 by mhalpern
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DerpHaven wrote: 48) Copies of the Anarchist's Cookbook are no longer allowed on campus.
48a) Anarchist's Cookbook 2 and other similar ideas will also be confiscated. I don't care if you can do it better, you don't need to be sharing your knowledge with other students.


49) Ignition however is allowed, due to its excellent examples of safety procedures and substances NOT allowed on campus
49a) No ClF3, FOOF, or liquid ozone anywhere near campus.

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