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1 year 5 months ago #62320 by Rose Bunny
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Okay, want to play teacher?
Here's your chance. post a rules infraction, and the next person has to think up a suitable punishment THAT FITS THE CRIME!

Example: If Bloodwolf were caught picking on Aquerna, You could assign him the punishment of being one of the escorts to take Wondercute to NYC Comic con.

First infraction: The Three little witches accidentally summon C'thulu during an attempt to get mana. C'thulu is understandably upset. He contributes to the scholarship program, and every year some group of students summons him when he's trying to take a shower, or cook dinner, or catch up on his soap operas.

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1 year 5 months ago #62324 by CrazyMinh
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Rose Bunny wrote: First infraction: The Three little witches accidentally summon C'thulu during an attempt to get mana. C'thulu is understandably upset. He contributes to the scholarship program, and every year some group of students summons him when he's trying to take a shower, or cook dinner, or catch up on his soap operas.


Any student to summon Cthulu will have to write three thousand words on the history of the Elder Gods, and a additional 2000 words treatise on what punishments have befallen the unlucky summoners in the past. In addition, students must apologise to Cthulu face-to-face, and make a blood pact not to disturb him again unless given due permission.

Now, for situ 2:

The Robojocks have been testing power armour, and have accidentally smashed several holes into the Crystal Hall.

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1 year 5 months ago #62329 by Rose Bunny
Rose Bunny replied the topic: Let the punishment fit the crime.
a little too serious on the punishment.

but for the power armor jockeys, I'll give them a fun detention. They get to listen to Generator describe the principles behind her Kitty Compact. Anyone that can successfully duplicate them gets out of having to repair the Crystal Hall.

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1 year 5 months ago #62332 by null0trooper
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The first sign of something being Very Wrong was the sight of Leanne consoling a distraught Koehnes.
The second was the Very Loud shrieking directed at (believe it or not, this time) an innocent Beltane.

Someone had decided over the break between terms to help Fey and Chaka "decorate" with a batch of paint labeled "Dead Zone Vanta Black". The main ingredients by weight were crushed black magnetite and cast iron filings, and it was intended for a room in Hawthorne Cottage that needed electromagnetic and magical shielding.

In their defense, Zephyr and Tempest claim that it seemed like a good idea at the time after talking it over with Don Sebastiano.

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1 year 5 months ago #62343 by Sir Lee
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Appropriate? Sewer duty. It should give the two ditzes a small hint of how unpleasant that room would be to Fey and Koehnes. And Zephyr should be able to tell, being Sidhe herself.

Don't call me "Shirley." You will surely make me surly.

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1 year 5 months ago #62358 by Rose Bunny
Rose Bunny replied the topic: Let the punishment fit the crime.
Since Lee didn't drop a crime, I guess I will.

Beltane, in a fit of boredom and mischievousness took to filling Bunny's room wall to wall and floor to ceiling with actual Cadbury Eggs. Nobody knows where they came from, or how she got ahold of that many, but Both Bugs and Riptide want them cleared out, so they can get back into their room.

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1 year 5 months ago #62360 by Malady
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Rose Bunny wrote: Since Lee didn't drop a crime, I guess I will.

Beltane, in a fit of boredom and mischievousness took to filling Bunny's room wall to wall and floor to ceiling with actual Cadbury Eggs. Nobody knows where they came from, or how she got ahold of that many, but Both Bugs and Riptide want them cleared out, so they can get back into their room.


Beltane has to give up her room, for however long they're inconvenienced, and has to sleep in the dayroom, or something?

Crime: Breakdown breaks down another of Roulette's flying orbs?

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1 year 5 months ago #62361 by Rose Bunny
Rose Bunny replied the topic: Let the punishment fit the crime.
But what happened to the eggs?

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1 year 5 months ago #62362 by Malady
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Rose Bunny wrote: But what happened to the eggs?


I want to say, "Give them to Chaka, and then stay with her, until the effects wear off", except for the "chocolate makes her horny" part, along with the "Sugar makes her hyperactive..."

Maybe feed them to Tink? Is that safer?

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1 year 5 months ago - 1 year 5 months ago #62363 by Rose Bunny
Rose Bunny replied the topic: Let the punishment fit the crime.
Enough Cadbury eggs to fill a dorm room, and you want to give them to Tink?
you trying to get the entire Eastern Seaboard destroyed?

Breaking down Roulette's orbs isn't really something that qualifies as punishable by the faculty.

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