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2 months 6 days ago #68793 by Schol-R-LEA
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"If I find out which of you assholes taught Centurion the word 'catamite', they're gonna get an ass full of bison horns!"

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1 month 3 weeks ago - 1 month 3 weeks ago #68936 by elrodw
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On the campus PA system:
To the person who mixed vegemite in the nutella spread, please note that this was explicitly banned by the Whateley handbook, Section R, subsection 3.2, Paragraph 4.2c - hazardous or toxic substances in Crystal Hall. It would be best if you turned yourself in to administration or security before the very large mob of enraged students discovers your identity.

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1 month 3 weeks ago #68939 by Bek D Corbin
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elrodw wrote: On the campus PA system:
To the person who mixed vegemite in the nutella spread, please note that this was explicitly banned by the Whateley handbook, Section R, subsection 3.2, Paragraph 4.2c - hazardous or toxic substances in Crystal Hall. It would be best if you turned yourself in to administration or security before the very large mob of enraged students discovers your identity.

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1 month 3 weeks ago #68944 by Schol-R-LEA
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"Dammit, Mads, for the last time, I'm not tasting it! First, that's a terrible pun. Second, there's no way I'm putting something named after a disease in my mouth. Third, I don't want to know what you used instead of basil, never mind the pine nuts."

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1 month 1 week ago - 1 month 1 week ago #69046 by Schol-R-LEA
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"Mr. Hagen... you, Mr. Petrie, and Mr. Fukhov may call pouring 2 liters of faex onto your ex-roommate's bed a prank, but I call it another month of detention in Hawthorne."

(Geez, Runestrong, way to hold a grudge. Though the real problem came because Ren actually got a bunch of the crap on his hand, which so startled him that he freaked out, resulted in all of the wiring for Emerson Cottage shorting out.)

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1 month 1 week ago #69110 by elrodw
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on the loudspeaker in Crystal Hall:

"Attention, students.
While a very few students thought the Vegemite Nutella mix was amusing, some of you didn't believe we were serious about zero tolerance of such incidents. Yesterday's incident replacing the meatloaf with devisor haggis was way over the line. The perpetrator will be available this afternoon in Schuster Hall to make personal apologies to any students who had to visit Doyle to have their stomachs pumped. Security will be present to ensure the safety of the perpetrator, after which you can wave goodbye as DPA removes him from Whateley's grounds.
We warned you that we were serious."

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1 month 1 week ago #69113 by Astrodragon
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Are you SURE this diagram is the right way up??

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1 month 1 week ago #69115 by null0trooper
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Did you say 'diaphragm'?

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1 month 1 week ago - 1 month 1 week ago #69117 by Schol-R-LEA
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"She said 'diagram', I said 'diaphragm'. And stop stealing other people's papers! That's not even one of my a blueprints, dumbass, that's the instrumental sheet music for 'O Fortuna'!"

(Carmina Burana for electric vielle a roue? The mind reels. OK, so Wasamon - I think it was Wasamon - did say Electrodyne's instrument wasn't an electric hurdy-gurdy as such, but the original description sort of resembled one. Also, how bad does your eyesight have to be to confuse sheet music with a blueprint?)

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1 week 2 days ago #69383 by Schol-R-LEA
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"I'm not sure which is more surprising, Uncle Theo, the fact that you came here, or the fact that you're swimming in Mythos taint."

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