Things overheard at Whateley (with or without context)

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10 months 5 days ago #66161 by null0trooper
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Astrodragon wrote: You're using 'Bud' and 'good' in the same sentence. Does not compute, overflow, out of cheese error


"good old-fashioned" is more an idiom for "reliable standby" than for "excellent".

To a Budmilloors lager drinker, lambics, Flemish ales, and Belgian red ales (anything with sourness) would taste like something went wrong in the fermentation.

Also, a 1/2 barrel keg of Bud Lite ( US$121 ) or Rolling Rock ( US$85 ) is far more affordable than something more substantial. like Fuller's London Pride ( US$244 ).

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10 months 5 days ago - 10 months 5 days ago #66162 by Schol-R-LEA
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It also need to be mentioned that even now, the BMC drinkers in the US (what I understand are known as 'lager louts' in the UK) outnumber craft beer aficionados by something like 100 to 1. Admittedly, most of them are drinking with the sole purpose to get blotto, and could not care less about the taste (but at the same time don't want to be seen as 'effeminate' for drinking wine or wine coolers - though spiked seltzers such as White Claw seem to be OK - and don't want to spend extra for harder spirits). To them, the Gouyasse's Belgian beer would just seem weird - though given the Macho 'Murican bias of the ODS overall, they would probably say the same if it were Stella Artois (which is hardly any different from Budwater, and made by the same company) just for being Crazy Furriner Stuff.

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10 months 5 days ago #66163 by Schol-R-LEA
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So to re-rail this topic:

"Has anyone seen that vial of Sarin I just had here?"

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10 months 4 days ago #66166 by Rose Bunny
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" I highly doubt Razorback actually asked you to make him ice skates."

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10 months 4 days ago #66172 by Astrodragon
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Rose Bunny wrote: " I highly doubt Razorback actually asked you to make him ice skates."


"Are rollerblades OK then?"

I love watching their innocent little faces smiling happily as they trip gaily down the garden path, before finding the pit with the rusty spikes.
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10 months 3 days ago #66174 by DanZilla
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"Is it a demonic sorority house?"
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10 months 3 days ago #66180 by null0trooper
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DanZilla wrote: "Is it a demonic sorority house?"


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10 months 3 days ago #66182 by Anne
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I know they say that Poe is the headcase dorm, but I think it must be the queer dorm. I could swear I saw two guys from there holding hands and kissing at the movie!

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10 months 3 days ago #66199 by Rose Bunny
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"Call security! Someone's been making Soylent Green!"

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10 months 3 days ago #66200 by null0trooper
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"So, you two have been together for how long?"
"At last count, I've been pulling his ass out of the fire for nearly five years now."
"But I like fire!"
"I think you may begin to see the problem."
"Nearly five, so you must be coming up on an anniversary! I love anniversaries! What do you guys do to celebrate? It's got to be something romantic, right?"
"Celebrate? As in go out, in public, without getting paid for it?"
"That's kind of the point?"
"Actually, we double his antipsychotic and hide the knives."

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