Things overheard at Whateley (with or without context)

"Odd, I could have sworn I've seen that policebox on the other side of the campus."

"Oops."

Was that side of the campus over there before?

"Again with the flying monkeys...."

"I'm pretty sure that the glowy trails were just supposed to be the animators' way of showing how fast Kaneda was going, y'know, persistence of vision and all that, right? But hey, if you think you can make your motorcycle make glowing contrails, well, uh... what's your DEV rating, again?"

(Hey! how'd you know I was thinking of including flying monkeys?)

Oh God, the Monkey King has monkey minions...Flying monkey minions


I'm not sure if mechanical flight is any better or worse then biological flight when it comes to monkeys.


Why did you throw a bucket of water on that MA student?


The Imp dared me to do it.

I'm lost!

I have a bad feeling about this...

I feel compelled to mock this horribly.

"Hahahahaha! Now I will be INVINC...."

"Either the air vent or the patio. RIGHT. NOW."

"Listen, we need to grab my roommate and get her to Doyle right away. I think she's in heat, and - crap! The guy she's been crushing on just showed up, damn it! Quick, take this toy mouse and distract her while I call Security."
(Jadis may have been on to something about there being too many cat girls on campus... Poor Felicitations, she's normally a very shy girl...)