Things overheard at Whateley (with or without context)

Schol-R-LEA wrote: Poor Felicitations, she's normally a very shy girl...

"Who's the wiseass who told the puppy girl to take the codename 'Greetings'? I don't care if she's a good girl or not!"
"She does!"


"I can't believe they fell for that."

"Who makes, let alone uses, a weather control machine in this day and age?"

Cryptic wrote: "Who makes, let alone uses, a weather control machine in this day and age?"

"Weather forecasters for GNN?"

Here, hold my devisor coffee...

"Why would I read your mind? It would be like reading a book full of empty pages."

"He's a boy, I don't need to be a telepath or an empath to know what is on his mind. From 13 years old until death boys thing about sex 180 times an hour on the average."

"She's a girl; I already know what she's thinking about. Five times per minute, girls think about bogus statistics about boys thinking about sex. Proven fact; I checked with Foob, and the Foob tells no lies."

"You mean the same Foob who claimed to be the Easter Bunny last week?"

"Dude, he totally is the Easter Bunny. I mean, just think about it! Who else could hide eggs with such delicate care?"

"I still think it's Jobe, and the eggs are self-hiding. Have you noticed how sometimes they move when you aren't looking?"

"Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn--"

Court wrote: "Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn--"

"Miyet, it sounds like we're going to have to double your hairball medication again."

"I dont care if it is biomechanoid in the show, there is no way they are going to let you get Jobe to finish off your Cylon Raider"

" Says who? "

chorus of devisors and teachers "So say we all"