Things overheard at Whateley (with or without context)

Schol-R-LEA wrote: Poor Felicitations, she's normally a very shy girl...

"Who's the wiseass who told the puppy girl to take the codename 'Greetings'? I don't care if she's a good girl or not!"
"She does!"


"I can't believe they fell for that."

"Who makes, let alone uses, a weather control machine in this day and age?"

Cryptic wrote: "Who makes, let alone uses, a weather control machine in this day and age?"

"Weather forecasters for GNN?"

Here, hold my devisor coffee...

"Why would I read your mind? It would be like reading a book full of empty pages."

"He's a boy, I don't need to be a telepath or an empath to know what is on his mind. From 13 years old until death boys thing about sex 180 times an hour on the average."

"She's a girl; I already know what she's thinking about. Five times per minute, girls think about bogus statistics about boys thinking about sex. Proven fact; I checked with Foob, and the Foob tells no lies."

"You mean the same Foob who claimed to be the Easter Bunny last week?"

"Dude, he totally is the Easter Bunny. I mean, just think about it! Who else could hide eggs with such delicate care?"

"I still think it's Jobe, and the eggs are self-hiding. Have you noticed how sometimes they move when you aren't looking?"