Question Whateley Character Perfect Presents!

Imagine you're the Secret Santa* for a Whateley Character... What would you get them... a Holdout? an item that reveals an unseen side? something simple? something extravagant? (we're looking at you Phase!)

Let us know in a simple note or a even a micro-scene if you're feeling like it...

LET THE GIFT GIVING COMMENCE!!!

*Secret Santa: an arrangement in which a group of friends or colleagues exchange Christmas presents anonymously, each member of the group being assigned another member for whom to provide a small gift, typically costing no more than a set amount.

Aquerna: a really nice, fluffy, fake squirrel-fur coat. Fake is important: it allows her to feel close to her little friends without feeling guilty.

Ace, of the Spy Kids: the box set of 007 DVDs (he already has them all, but not as a box set!)

Bek D Corbin wrote: Ace, of the Spy Kids: the box set of 007 DVDs (he already has them all, but not as a box sex!)

Box sex is surely better than none! I was thinking of sending him a tightly-wound ball of yarn, but that would be crewel.

For Hazmat - Gilbert U-238 Atomic Energy Laboratory

Hey, these are collector's items now! It's actually a pretty neat gift!

I just hope it doesn't make his hair fall out.

For Paige Donner... A custom prosthetic arm made by Unbound Life, Bio-Technology Services LTD from Petra. The note says that this one SHOULD hold-up better.

For Andy Dewitt... One package of gummy insects - no note attached

For Kayada: A bow & arrows set with suction cup arrows.

An adamantium statue of Imp for Barney.
A dvd collection of the Crash dumbs cartoon for Dumby
A set of Teletubby dvds somehow set to play on any screen near a Spy Kid.
For Mischief her own Imp-tastc version of Imp's Celia enhancrd work suit.

Reindeer jerky for Elle, Queen of the Ice Realm, Daughter of the Aurora, Seventh of the Nine Queens of the Courts, and Keeper of the Frost Crystal.

For Monkeywrench... A pair of vintage Chiquita Banana Walkie Talkies.

For Buster - A horde of plush squirrels animated by the J-Team to chase him around.

To Amy from Kara, a filled out photo copy of the Whateley admission forms....

For Bianca, a selection of rubber booties (in different sizes) and two large bags of concrete.

To Headmistress Carson: a She-Ra Princess of Power™ toy set with tiara, shield and sword

For Nikki, a long blonde wig, and Zelda's outfit from Breath of the Wild.

Rose Bunny wrote: For Nikki, a long blonde wig, and Zelda's outfit from Breath of the Wild.

<upon receiving the 'gift> Nikki: "Pain. There will be much PAIN."

For Okami: A monthly subscription to Pole2Pole Magazine

For Hikaru.

A package of stuff telling you about the wolf-cub you've sponsored and a cute little wolf plushie

First: Mamaeastu would be very amused by the mag, and fry a certain dragon for the second.

Second: For Laura, a Smurfette plushie..

MageOhki wrote: First: Mamaeastu would be very amused by the mag, and fry a certain dragon for the second.

Second: For Laura, a Smurfette plushie..

Laura (pulling out her neural neutralizer): "Do you remember the Mirror, Mirror episode of Star Trek? The 'agony booth'?" She twists a knob on her device way past 11. "If not, I can remind you," she says with a wicked grin as she pulls the trigger.

Now what will Papa Smurf say?!

E. E. Nalley wrote: Now what will Papa Smurf say?!

"Could you two please stay in frame this time? We're filming here!"

A poppin’ fresh copy of " Bootylicious : A Kardashian Guide to True Beauty" for Pucelle

A video of Trading Places for Alya

E. E wrote: Now what will Papa Smurf say?!

"Smurf you."?

For Fina Valocco - a copy of Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus