Question Clue - Whateley-style

Okay, for fun - pick a suspect, a place on campus, and a weapon. The more unusual, the better.

I'll start:

Ayla, in the tunnels, with pedantic monologue

Adalie, in the Beret Clubhouse, with a cognac-chocolate cake

Razorback, in the restrooms, with a roar.

Why the restrooms? guess.

Answer: Halloween

Jade, in Crystal Hall with a noodle.

Mobius, in the Tunnels with a Strip.

Mrs. Carson in the Administration office, with the Whateley Academy rules and regulations guidebook.

Imp, in the bathroom, with a bottle of devisor strength super glue.

Lancer, up in the air, with a sudden stop at the end.

Apathy, wherever with whatever.

Jericho, in the Quad, with his clothes.

Buster, in the dark corridors of Melville, with a chirrup.

EDIT: Oh! Suspect, not victim? Sorry. Well obviously the suspect is Aquaria. Or possibly something small and grey.

Phoenix Spiritus wrote: Buster, in the dark corridors of Melville, with a chirrup.

EDIT: Oh! Suspect, not victim? Sorry. Well obviously the suspect is Aquerna Aquaria. Or possibly something small and grey.

Pretty sure this is what you meant.

Neo, Y U no play gaem?

I'll do another since Neo is a stick in the mud:

Ribbon, in the offices, with fire extinguisher foam.

Okay, fine, if you insist...

Thrasher, in Arena 99, with some well timed parkour

Tennyo, in the western hemisphere, with an anti-matter ball

Fey in the bathroom with hobgoblins

Jade. Anywhere. Anytime. Anything.

Since Phoenix Spiritus stole my J Team idea...

Kayda. In somewhere she could not be according to the laws of magic and physics with an item she could not use according to the laws of magic and physics because Conspiracy

Tennyo in the ...

Why is it so dark? <mumble mumble> Seriously? She turned off the whole universe? What are we supposed to do now?

Jobe in the lab with a test tube.

Tink, anywhere, with sugar.

Beltane in your dorm room with ectoplasm.

Sara in your dreams with naughty tentacles.

Hartford, in the offices, with a look.

Timeless, in the admin offices, with Hartford's morning coffee.

Chaka in the Crystal Hall, with chocolate and a can of soda.

Dr Alexander in the Tunnels with Something Unnamed.

Mischief in the cafeteria with a whoopie cushion.

Morpheus wrote: Mischief in the cafeteria with a whoopie cushion.

OK, now write that story!

Who says I won't?

Tink, in the tunnels, with super-sugary energy drink.

Murphy, in the quad, with a silk scarf.

Emm.. May I try?

Dr. Bellows on the couch with his bottle?

Now you're just getting kinky

Morpheus wrote: Now you're just getting kinky

Oh I'm sorry did I forget to say scotch?

Ribbon in Crystal Hall with a hair clip.

Plague, from behind Schulster, with a pumpkin balista.

Erlenmeyer in the tunnels with a flask.

Quarrel in the ranges with a crossbow.

Belphegor, in the Crystal Hall, with a long-winded, Shakespeare-quote-riddled oration about how great he is, that BORES everyone to death!

Aquerna, in the woods, with several hundred of her squirrely friends. It's perfectly feasible - just ask Buster

Nacht, in the cafeteria, with a scowl.

mittfh wrote: Aquerna, in the woods, with several hundred of her squirrely friends. It's perfectly feasible - just ask Buster

An army of squirrels is still an army.


Screech, on stage, killing us softly with her song.

Spark, in the labs, with an idea

Bronco on the highway with OJ.

Josie Gillman, wherever (on earth or in the Mythos realms) she ended up after forgetting to carry the 1, with some mythos entity that would drive an ordinary person insane.

Ecila Mason, in the staff cafeteria, with a "friend" she invited back for dinner...