Question … You might be a member of Wondercute if

Someone else started this and the thread got lost in the first crash of this server, so re-posting my contributions …

You might be a member of Wondercute if …

That cute boy you were interested in climbed a tree and refused to come down until "all that pinkness went away".

You've realised that when you hum and smile and dance your way down the corridors, they are strangely empty no matter what time of day it is.

There is a conspiracy in your cottage to get you to room with the emo chick.

Mysteriously, no stereo in the cottage is compatible with your iPod or phone, and no matter what cables you use to connect them no sound has come out of them since the first week you were here.

Another re-post …

At your first meal, all your new friends insisted on eating chilli and meat so that they could 'detox' from all the sugar.

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you hold your roommate hostage for a weekend marathon of Hello Kitty.

you invite friends to a Friday night movie marathon in one your cottage's common rooms, and everyone is working on a huge term paper due on Monday, and none of the video players in the common rooms work, despite the fact that you could have sworn half the girls on your floor were watching the latest rom-com there just before dinner.

People begin carrying cute stuffed animals in their bags, and when they see you coming throw it in the opposite direction to distract you as they run away.

Your friends are discussing the worst bullies in the school and you realise the only memories of them you have are some vague half-seen backs of people leaving any room or corridor you entered.

the psychological staff assigns a depressively introverted girl to your team and she's suddenly bubbly happy, even if no-one wants to deal with her

the Alpha council starts holding their meetings in secret so you can't attend as representative of your training team

you are immediately a prime suspect when Ms. Hartford's BMW is suddenly painted pink with a bow on top

you go to the facilities department to get paint for your cottage room, and for some reason, they have nothing but beige and dark colors

you and your team are brought to a Costume class as examples of "what not to do if you want to be taken seriously as a superhero"

a supervillain copies your costumes and decor as a weapon to disorient heroes and police who are trying to capture him

one of the most popular girls on campus is seen talking to your group, and suddenly people treat her like she has the plague

one of the most popular girls on campus is seen talking to your group, and suddenly people treat her like she has the plague

Funnily the cottage probability mangler that seems to be a "bad luck" magnet has become the most popular person in the cottage ever since you saw them alone and went up to have a friendly chat with them all one evening. Now, anytime you enter a room suddenly someone is popping over to invite them off somewhere and you can no longer even chat to them. Its too bad, they where the only person that seemed happy to watch the Sailor Moon Marathon with you when it was stuck on the all the dorm TV's. No matter how hard the Gadgeteers and devisors tried they couldn't get any of the TV's to swap channels, play a DVD or even turn off until you went to bed.

How like omg nobody like takes you seriously like for how you like dress but like they adore your bubble attitude like only before they like show you the door to the like lava pit and your like no way like it clashes with like your pink nails and outfit.

Like everybody thinks like your weird even by like Whateleys standards.

You show up to your first Sim Match ever with your newly formed Training Team and the Grunts take one look at your uniforms and en-mass drop out of the Sim and demand an extra weeks training before they'll face you

… some of them are holding out to be allowed to bring a mentor in from last year's graduating class.

grunts will only battle you with the option of having their brains wiped and weeks of counseling to forget the experience.

You realise after your Sim Match opponents drop to their knees begging for mercy and offering to tell the teachers whatever they want to know that facing your team in combat is one of Hartford's new favourite punishments.

The very best of the Cape Squad broke down and sobbingly sold her soul to the Syndicate to get Hartford to release her from your Sim Match.

Your so bubbly and chipper that people leave to go to the dentist after talking to you, having a saccharine rush leaving them with tooth decay.

Mrs. Hartford schedules your team against others as punishment with the promise of more to come if they get in trouble again.

Your roommate runs out in abstract terror screaming "My eyes, my eyes." after painting the room is the brightest of colors you could find.

You've gone through 3 roommates this month and they are all being treated for diabetes

That cute boy keeps inviting you down to his lab... every time you go people are rushing around screaming about a monster and to run and save yourself... but when you get there the boy's always got the cutest, nicest, most friendly creatures for you to meet and play with. You've been taking them off to your special place in the woods... SHHhhhhhh!!!! nobody's s'posed to know about it.

Phase puts on his antiJericho glasses to talk to you.

Courtesy of the backup of the original thread:

* You insist that anyone / everyone who doesn't like Hello Kitty is a big poopyhead.
* Your roommate arrives to find their bed completely occupied by your stuffed toy collection (hey, they have to live somewhere, and they wouldn't enjoy "living" in a drawer)...
** You can't understand why they screamed and demanded to get a new room when you'd only just finished telling them the names / animes / personalities of the first 3 dozen toys...
** Or why they started muttering "Kill me now!" when your toys started introducing themselves...
** Or why they tried to get you committed to Doyle / Hawthorne / Poe when you showed them your cute nightwear...

If Jericho comes to you for fashion inspiration...

If your response to a villain abducting and terrifying a bunch of Girl Scouts, severely injuring their leader, and shooting you in the leg is to bust his knee and then have a mental breakdown due to being such a big meanie pants.

You have a letter signed by all the doctors in Doyle that you are not sick, and the nice doctor who saw you last time and got the letter for you said you are to show it the teacher the next time one of them orders you to go to Doyle for a "check up".

Your friends all complain how bitter their coffee is if you are the last to the table and they forgetfully sip it without your presence.

Every one of your friends has at some time or other slipped an Apple in your bag for a day, just to see if that's how Candied Apples are made.