Question Tink's Story Corner Discussion

Tink is now the official story teller of Whateley. Expect her to retell old tales, and make up some new ones using old favourites.
The accuracy of said stories s not guaranteed.

Let's hope Tink is never charged with writing an Official History of Whateley - I see what you mean by her unique perspective

As for Masterchef: Whateley Edition, you haven't by any chance watched RWBY S2E1? There's a rather epic food fight in that episode, which bears some hallmarks of the one Tink imagined.

O/T aside: apparently the food in that episode can be used as weapons as the characters all possess something called 'aura' which can protect them from serious injury and be projected into items they're holding (so their version of a PK field?)

Thinking of other Tales of Whateley, given how much the Negligee Nightingales tale has probably already been warped in its retelling over the months, would Tink dare to embellish it further (especially given exactly who she'd be embarrassing)?

What's RWBY?
I've already thought about parodies of the Breakfast Brawl, Tennyo's Christmas, and a trip to Boston. And a few with notable characters that have never been written. Now I have to seriously consider how to write Negligee Nightingales. I'm thinking thongs, oil and chocolate.

A singing quartet as they prance around Whateley like fawns?

If I could write half decent lyrics, yes. Since I can't, no.

Sure you can. *sings tune to the wandering song*

Here we go a wandering among the halls so free.
Here we go a wandering in Negligees you see and dream.
Unto you, we come through, singing this here tune and a prancing and dancing as so our undies can be seen.
But to touch and to view you must pay your own dues so be careful or a dreadful curse will cast upon you to.
And a threatening and cleansing of your mind we will do.

Can I borrow that tune?

Kristin! Hurry up with the chat system! Iby is corrupting Domoviye they ...

Oooh, now I'm getting infected.

Imaging Tink and Wondercute presenting this seriously as an idea to Lily for a musical the Drama club could put on?

Wow! The look on Hank's face while they do so!

You have read Tink, right? Or Food Fight? And some of my old micro fiction?
I was already corrupted. You're just seeing me giddy, instead of my usual sarcastic or moody. And I have no idea why I'm giddy, I'm just going with it.

I was corrupted the day I was born. It only took me a few years to realize it.

Tink has a very vivid imagination, if Team Kimba was as powerful as portrayed here they could take on the Justice League with just Tennyo and Fey. At least Tansy has lightened up by this point and won't chase her, the Don...wondering if he would still be at school or done something stupid and finally got caught to the point of expulsion by that time in 2007. And she really thinks Ayla is that rich, I don't think even Donald Trump is rich enough to pay off Kodiak to throw a fight.

Thanks.
I am kind of looking for a way to get the Don to mess with her, but I honestly can't think of one that ends well and on a comedy note. Because I just know if she and the Don throw down one of them is going to end up dead. That's why I decided to throw the wonder twins at her.

Oh yes, I've decided that in every single Tink story, Crystal Hall WILL be destroyed. I don't care what it takes.

Domoviye wrote: Oh yes, I've decided that in every single Tink story, Crystal Hall WILL be destroyed. I don't care what it takes.

This sounds about right for Tink.

Sentence does not finish, and does abruptly.

"We must get my sister back,” Shroud 2, moaned, her voice from the

Yeah there are a few mistakes like that. I'll correct them now. I wrote this after recovering from allergies plus a cold so I'm not quite on my game.

Domoviye wrote: Yeah there are a few mistakes like that. I'll correct them now. I wrote this after recovering from allergies plus a cold so I'm not quite on my game.

You have a game plan? Gee that must be nice. Where do I go to get mine? And no H*** doesn't count.

My game plan is to write well.
If necessary I'll sell my soul for it. Oh wait, I tried, no one wants it. Something about previous damages, filthy, tainted, eldritch abomination and other stuff.

What's RWBY?

Its an online Anime about four magical girls

Domoviye wrote: My game plan is to write well.
If necessary I'll sell my soul for it. Oh wait, I tried, no one wants it. Something about previous damages, filthy, tainted, eldritch abomination and other stuff.

Have I got a deal for you I have no soul. Well I did have one, but it got beat up, mashed and regurgitated into something of a malt. Your troupe for mine. Yours might not be viable, but with a bit of tender(riser) and marmalade we might be able to salvage a small (atom size) for a possible use.

konzill wrote:

What's RWBY?

Its an online Anime about four magical girls

Eh, not quite right. Rooster Teeth (the company that produces it) is an American company. It's anime-like, but not really anime in the truest sense. They're also not your typical magical girls (most notably they don't have a normal form and a separate powered form), though they certainly break enough laws of physics to qualify.

The first episode is interesting.

Domoviye wrote: The first episode is interesting.

Just wait until you get to the food fight at the start of season two, it's pretty epic.

And rather Tink-like at that...

Well I'm on episode five and the initiation test seems surprisingly appropriate from my story Doom Valley Prep School. I think I'm going to steal parts of it.

I'd like to see either Tink's take on Quoth the Ninja and Quoth the Ninja Again?/ Parent's Day or her playing with the ninjas.

I like to hear her side of the story of being sent to see Mrs. Carson after having a series of incidents. As well as Ms Hawthorn.

Who's side of the story for Mrs. Carson, and who is Ms. Hawthorn?

Domoviye wrote: Who's side of the story for Mrs. Carson, and who is Ms. Hawthorn?

Lets do a bit of embelzment on both sides. And its Ms Hartford. Not my fault that she can't get her name right.

Hartford hasn't spent any time with Teri yet. The next arc of her story will have that happen. As for her and Mrs. Carson, Teri is smart enough to shut up and listen when Carson speaks. Not much of a story there.

Domoviye wrote: Hartford hasn't spent any time with Teri yet. The next arc of her story will have that happen. As for her and Mrs. Carson, Teri is smart enough to shut up and listen when Carson speaks. Not much of a story there.

Sigh another idea shot down the toilet.

Mrs. Carson will show up in Tink's retelling of different stories, for short funny cameos. Just wait until after the first, second and third fight in Boston. They'll be funny.