Question Jade, when Jet comes back

So I had an idle thought about how it would go when Jet is finally able to break the curse and return to Jade, and it was too fun to not post.

So imagine this: after about a week of integration coma (in a bathtub, as a big puddle of black goo), Jade reforms like something out of The Terminator, steps out of the tub her own age and female. And everyone breathes a sigh of relief as things seemingly get back to normal with one big problem fixed, but no, Jade has plans.

First, she begs a fairly big box-of-holding off Thuban. Shloop, into her body that goes, like she was Jinn, to a certain dragon boy's shocked surprise. Then, she gets hungry, eating like Tennyo for a day or two, Actually, she's just ripping that food down to atoms and adding it to her mass. She now masses about six Jades, but most of it is in the box where gravity and inertia can't see it.

Then, it's time for martial arts. For some reason, she challenges Chaka, who is all like, "Well sure, no hard feelings though?" And Jade snickers and says "no hard feelings". Chaka should have noticed the scary smile, but no.

So they're on the mat, "hajime!". And Jade walks a circle around, leaving behind five after-image Jades like some sort of double exposure, J-team cast into full sized bodies. And then she closes the circle and they all start circling, but they're moving counter to each other by threes, not stopping when they run into each other but stepping through like some sort of brain-bending kaleidoscope of Jade. And then they stop as Chaka has picked her jaw up and got back into stance, and they all move at once, but not as people but as a horrifying implosion of bone spears and jaws and tentacles, "yame!".

And that was how Jade got her section 33.

...um...thumbs up; cool story bro...?

Meh. 4am thoughts. She is gonna get shoggoth powers though. And she is a scary lil monster even without them.