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Question Cthulhu becomes involved
8 years 6 months ago - 8 years 6 months ago #4
by Kettlekorn
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My friend's pastor Dan says that Trump's going to build a wall around R'lyeh and make the star-spawn pay for it, so I think it's clear who we should be voting for. I mean, Johnson would make us pay for our own walls, and Clinton would ban walls and then make us share our bathrooms with fishy squid creatures. That is not the American way. In fact, have we seen her birth certificate? Pastor Dan's sister-in-law's dentist says Clinton was actually born in Japan. Her pro-tentacle agenda is going to drag this proud nation under, and her foreign immune system is just not strong enough to deal with the eldritch issues facing America today. No, the only way to trump Cthulhu's slimy rise is with a healthy and sane vote for Donald.
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