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Question this guy is so getting a visit from AQUERNA------'Meth-Fueled Attack Squirrel'

5 years 9 months ago #1 by lighttech
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    • When executing raids on homes of suspected drug dealers, law enforcement authorities need to be prepared for physical altercations, gunfire and oftentimes vicious guard dogs.

    But narcotics investigators in Alabama have come across something they never have before: a "meth-fueled attack squirrel."

    The squirrel was discovered on Monday during the search of a home, police say. Although the man they were actually after wasn't home, they did find the squirrel and 37-year-old Ronnie Reynolds.

    He told officers the homeowner, 35-year-old Mickey Paulk, regularly fed the critter meth to "keep him aggressive."


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    5 years 9 months ago #2 by Cryptic
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    5 years 9 months ago #3 by Astrodragon
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    • What I find most bizarre is they released the squirrel into the wild!
    I love watching their innocent little faces smiling happily as they trip gaily down the garden path, before finding the pit with the rusty spikes.
    5 years 9 months ago #4 by Bek D Corbin
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    • Astrodragon wrote: What I find most bizarre is they released the squirrel into the wild!

    You know any good Drug Rehab programs for squirrels?
    5 years 9 months ago #5 by Kettlekorn
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    • Astrodragon wrote: What I find most bizarre is they released the squirrel into the wild!

    Probably safer than eating it.
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    5 years 9 months ago #6 by Astrodragon
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    • Bek D Corbin wrote:

    Astrodragon wrote: What I find most bizarre is they released the squirrel into the wild!

    You know any good Drug Rehab programs for squirrels?


    No Squirrel Left Behind?
    I love watching their innocent little faces smiling happily as they trip gaily down the garden path, before finding the pit with the rusty spikes.
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