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Question I'm Glad to Say
9 years 4 months ago #1
by Warren
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Don't push the on-button if you don't know where the off-button is. -- Solomon Short
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At my age I can still make my wife scream out my name in bed.
I break wind then throw the covers over her head.
I break wind then throw the covers over her head.
Don't push the on-button if you don't know where the off-button is. -- Solomon Short
9 years 4 months ago #2
by Domoviye
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My wife and I like to keep things new and interesting in bed.
Just two days ago she handcuffed me to the bed promising to make it worth my while as she left to slip into something more comfortable.
I'm still waiting for her to come back.
Just two days ago she handcuffed me to the bed promising to make it worth my while as she left to slip into something more comfortable.
I'm still waiting for her to come back.
9 years 4 months ago #3
by lighttech
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so your typing with one hand --or did you chew the cuffs off?
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9 years 4 months ago #4
by Domoviye
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Smart phone, and good eyes.
9 years 4 months ago #5
by lighttech
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well that's one way to slow 'tink' down
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9 years 4 months ago #6
by E M Pisek
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What is - was. What was - is.
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Well I'm glad for you all that still can.

What is - was. What was - is.
9 years 4 months ago #7
by elrodw
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Um ... do what? After 2 decades of kids around all the time, I plumb forgot what I'm supposed to do. Does it have something to do with naps?
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9 years 4 months ago #8
by Domoviye
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That usually comes afterwards. As your wife sits there with a really frustrated look on her face.
9 years 4 months ago #9
by E M Pisek
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After? I've always seen it before, during but never after. By the time we got that far I was left alone.
What is - was. What was - is.
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Domoviye wrote: That usually comes afterwards. As your wife sits there with a really frustrated look on her face.
After? I've always seen it before, during but never after. By the time we got that far I was left alone.
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9 years 4 months ago #10
by rubberjohn
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This all reminds me of a line in the song 'The Oldest Swinger in Town' which goes:- It takes you all night to do what you used to do all night. - or words to that effect!

John.

John.
9 years 4 months ago #11
by Dawnfyre
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Not only scream my name, but walk funny for a week afterwards.
and f.y.i., my estranged wife is a nymphomaniac, she started begging me NOT to have sex after I did that to her.
and f.y.i., my estranged wife is a nymphomaniac, she started begging me NOT to have sex after I did that to her.

Stupidity is a capitol offense, a summary not indictable one.
9 years 4 months ago #12
by Domoviye
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Slow, respectful clap. Bows down.
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