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Question My dad is considered a villian in some circles...

6 years 7 months ago #1 by Cryptic
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    • Think Captain Condom's kids have an argument to get into the Seeds?
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    6 years 7 months ago #2 by CrazyMinh
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    • Cryptic wrote: Think Captain Condom's kids have an argument to get into the Seeds?


    [Bleurgh]...there's actually a character by that name in this universe???

    WHY THE HELL DID HE CHOOSE THAT NAME??? HE IS A VILLAIN JUST BY THE MERIT OF THAT TERRIBLE NAME!!!
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    6 years 7 months ago #3 by Astrodragon
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    • Surely any kid whos parents are lawyers or politicians are entitled to join the seeds?

    OTOH, the Seeds do have SOME standards....:evil:
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    6 years 7 months ago #4 by Cryptic
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    • Captain Condom is a nick name for a hero that's ver potant and is a child support scoff law. real name is Captain courage
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    6 years 7 months ago #5 by Sir Lee
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    • Captain Courage is a notorious womanizer (and apparently good at it too); being an Exemplar, he's very good-looking and makes use of his looks to best(?) effect.

    It's assumed (but not confirmed by the TINCC) that he's a high-level Exemplar, which would likely imbue his sperm with unusually high motility and resilience, reducing the effectiveness of some birth-control methods.

    Summarizing: He's very good-looking, he can't keep it in his pants, and chances of pregnancy when he's involved are above the norm. So he has a bunch of illegitimate babies around. He's also a notorious shirker of parental responsibilities. No wonder the tabloids nicknamed him "Captain Condom." Although the nickname is probably inappropriate; it would have helped if he DID use an Exemplar-rated condom...
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    6 years 7 months ago #6 by E. E. Nalley
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    • Well, Captain Needs A Condom doesn't flow as well, so...

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    6 years 7 months ago - 6 years 7 months ago #7 by Rose Bunny
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