Question E. E. Has a vowel Movement

... And appears.

Damn that PG13 site rating ... So many jokes, so much to clean up.

Oh well, at least E. E. has had plenty of time for a shower after such a large and impressive vowel movement.

Still kinda messy if you ask me. But I suppose that's a horse of a different color.

Considering how much you write, both on your own and with Elrod so far, that must have been a lot of vowels. Love your stories and can't wait to see how things continue to change and evolve for Laine. Including her hard, but worthwhile path to relearning how to use her gadgeteer trait again. Once she does, wonder if she could mix it with what she will learn bout magic and add enchantments to her creations.

Well it's no secret that Lanie will never pick up magic her mind just doesn't work that way.

E. E. Nalley wrote: Well it's no secret that Lanie will never pick up magic her mind just doesn't work that way.

What?!/? You mean I set up all that tutoring with Kayda for NOTHING?

Oh, wait - there's the underlying sexual tension thing.
Never mind

And of course the added angst when it's discovered she can't do magic AND her gadgeteering skills never return, turning the love and care she feels for Kayda into bitter, bitter hatred.

Domoviye wrote: And of course the added angst when it's discovered she can't do magic AND her gadgeteering skills never return, turning the love and care she feels for Kayda into bitter, bitter hatred.

*hits Domo with rolled up newspaper* Bad Domo, bad. You know E.E. wouldn't do that to Loophole, she has to relearn her gadgeteering skills, everything in the stories so far states they are still there but trying to access them is painful right now. So it will take time but she will relearn them, probably in time to make a powerful gadget to turn the odds against the Bastard at the latest. Okay, so I'm an optimist.

I'm betting that she'll invent a vibrating tool to use on Kayda as the two learn to adjust the settings together. Opps did I say that?

(facepalms)

Really, Ibi? You went there?

Someone had to. The way someone (a certain author) kept implying things, it must be said, hinted or implied. But who am I to question such antics of ones so young in the throngs of hormones that cannot be quelled with a stream of cold water.

Ah just hit me.

Ib12us wrote: Someone had to. The way someone (a certain author) kept implying things, it must be said, hinted or implied. But who am I to question such antics of ones so young in the throngs of hormones that cannot be quelled with a stream of cold water.

Ah just hit me.

Okay!

(Smacks Ibi upside the head with a trout)

Thank you kind sir, may I have another. With butter on the side please.

(Gives Ibi a quizzical look...)

Umm...no, I think you enjoyed that a bit too much. I refuse to be an enabler!

NeoMagus wrote: (Gives Ibi a quizzical look...)

Umm...no, I think you enjoyed that a bit too much. I refuse to be an enabler!

SADIST!!!!!!!!



a true sadist knows that denying the masochist gives them more pain than hitting them.

Dawnfyre wrote:

NeoMagus wrote: (Gives Ibi a quizzical look...)

Umm...no, I think you enjoyed that a bit too much. I refuse to be an enabler!

SADIST!!!!!!!!



a true sadist knows that denying the masochist gives them more pain than hitting them.

Well in this case she keeps me fed.

Does anyone reading these forums REALLY have the courage to try out a prototype sex toy made by one of these kids? If so, I also have a bridge for sale, cheap!

/runs

<demented screaming> Brain bleach! Brain bleach! My Kingdom for some brain bleach!

/shutters involuntarily

I think I'll pass until the said product comes to market. And even then with a hint of reservations.

Tink will. I have the stories to prove it.

Do tell, do tell

E. E. Nalley wrote: Does anyone reading these forums REALLY have the courage to try out a prototype sex toy made by one of these kids? If so, I also have a bridge for sale, cheap!

If it has a Hello Kitty theme Jade will

Dawnfyre wrote:

E. E. Nalley wrote: Does anyone reading these forums REALLY have the courage to try out a prototype sex toy made by one of these kids? If so, I also have a bridge for sale, cheap!

If it has a Hello Kitty theme Jade will

Not if Tennyo and the rest of the Kimbas have anything to say about it!

I can just imagine how that Kitty would say hello.

MUST. GET. MIND. OUT. OF. GUTTER.

I blame you DOM.

Ib12us wrote: I can just imagine how that Kitty would say hello.

MUST. GET. MIND. OUT. OF. GUTTER.

yeah really,
get it back into the sewer where it belongs, it has had enough fresh aire

It says hello with a wide open smile and a warm embrace.
Join me in the gutter the waters fine.

www.hellokittyuniverse.com/page/Hello+Kitty+Vibrator

Dawnfyre wrote: www.hellokittyuniverse.com/page/Hello+Kitty+Vibrator

I am tempted to report you to the moderator for that!

Dawnfyre wrote: www.hellokittyuniverse.com/page/Hello+Kitty+Vibrator

MUST. RESIT. TEMPTATION.

Screw it. Send me a dozen and be sure the head twirls on command.

elrodw wrote:

E. E. Nalley wrote: Well it's no secret that Lanie will never pick up magic her mind just doesn't work that way.

What?!/? You mean I set up all that tutoring with Kayda for NOTHING?

Oh, wait - there's the underlying sexual tension thing.
Never mind

Don't forget the relaxation techniques to help her get in the mood.

to late, they already saw it.


and you KNOW that since they really do exist that means Jade can get one. ( gross = 12 dozen )

Depends.

Were they around at the time? Or were they still in the development stage? Hmm test models. Perhaps.

Valentine wrote:

elrodw wrote:

E. E. Nalley wrote: Well it's no secret that Lanie will never pick up magic her mind just doesn't work that way.

What?!/? You mean I set up all that tutoring with Kayda for NOTHING?

Oh, wait - there's the underlying sexual tension thing.
Never mind

Don't forget the relaxation techniques to help her get in the mood.

Could be worse. Tink needs hours of yoga to get ready.

I'm not a moderator or anything, but it might be a good idea to put the brakes on this conversation before it goes too much further...

Afraid I'll have to agree. Its starting to turn into a debauchery.

Well unbauchery is just so boring.

A thread for E.E. to introduce himself and you guys have turned it into this. *pulls out anime mallet*

Bang bang maxwell's silver hammer, strike till you are ....

And?

Dreamer wrote: A thread for E.E. to introduce himself and you guys have turned it into this. *pulls out anime mallet*

Lol, have you seen how the conversation turned out over on MY introduction thread?

Kristin Darken wrote: Clearly I need to find you guys and gals a viable chat system so you'll stop spamming my forums.

Uhh...sorry?

Ahhh, but we love spam.

Spam in the can, spam with ham. Spam, spam spam .....

Sigh Please if possible.

E. E. Nalley wrote: Does anyone reading these forums REALLY have the courage to try out a prototype sex toy made by one of these kids? If so, I also have a bridge for sale, cheap!

I'm not that crazy, but (with Domo's permission) I did show Tink being that crazy in one micro-fic.

Domoviye wrote: Tink will. I have the stories to prove it.

That's reminds me. Let me know when you get to the "right" point in posting Tink on Big Closet, and I'll repost "Tink's Vibrator".

Ib12us wrote: I can just imagine how that Kitty would say hello.

MUST. GET. MIND. OUT. OF. GUTTER.

I blame you DOM.

I have a friend who is a a Hello Kitty fan. Thus I know that there are several *different* models of Hello Kitty vibrators.

Brooke Erickson wrote:

Domoviye wrote: Tink will. I have the stories to prove it.

That's reminds me. Let me know when you get to the "right" point in posting Tink on Big Closet, and I'll repost "Tink's Vibrator".

Post it whenever you want. Tink is NOT getting to the point in the actual story.