Question Epileptic Trees with no Phenobarbital in Sight

How come there wasn't a place to post ridiculous fan theories that make no sense whatsoever?

Well, now there is one.

Let me start with one: Petshop is (pre-Drow) Jobe's love child. Back when Jobe was first discovering puberty, he didn't see the point of waiting a few years to have sex, and either bribed or bullied some palace wench to take care of his problem.

Of course neither Jobe nor his father will admit such a thing happened. The 'maid' was sent away with a small stipend and a monitor which got PetShop a place at Whateley.
The Bad Seeds have not discovered this but may not rush her anyway. Though anyone who would make Pikachu or Tribbles is rated as a world class supervillian in my book!

Anne wrote: Of course neither Jobe nor his father will admit such a thing happened. The 'maid' was sent away with a small stipend and a monitor which got PetShop a place at Whateley.
The Bad Seeds have not discovered this but may not rush her anyway. Though anyone who would make Pikachu or Tribbles is rated as a world class supervillian in my book!

At least she made the Tribbles with a built-in expiry date, so they didn't go the way they did in TOS.

It could be worse, she could be working on unicorns, www.tor.com/2013/09/24/equoid/

The mad scientist doesn't look enough like Daniel Radcliffe. I'm glad this Alan Strang isn't naked , though.

(Maybe they were going for a young Peter Firth.)

Jimmy T is Hekate, Hekate's Master, and Jimmy T. He can split off two others and is all of them.

Fixx is Hekate's Master, and the new Fixx is really just the old Fixx in disguise.


Phase's great grandfather was Batman, his hatred of Magneto is why the Goodkinds hate mutants.

The entire WU is the dream of an unconscious Jared Reilley, after he was beaten by his father.

Has anyone introduced Patshop to the concept of PuppyBombs yet?

She could make them really cost-effectively by using a tribble as a base...

Mister D wrote:

Anne wrote: Of course neither Jobe nor his father will admit such a thing happened. The 'maid' was sent away with a small stipend and a monitor which got PetShop a place at Whateley.
The Bad Seeds have not discovered this but may not rush her anyway. Though anyone who would make Pikachu or Tribbles is rated as a world class supervillian in my book!

At least she made the Tribbles with a built-in expiry date, so they didn't go the way they did in TOS.

It could be worse, she could be working on unicorns, www.tor.com/2013/09/24/equoid/

That's not true. She has been expressly forbidden to make them in advance after making a MLP knockoff. She has considered making them anyway! Like I said, villain and not a minor one either. Though she may be a minor in age she is possibly more dangerous than Jobe to the world at large.

Absinthe will turn out to be Imp's Granddaughter. She will also become The. The The is a very powerful The.

The Kodiak will discover House M.D. and get hooked. He'll then try and ride away on a motorbike with Winnape.

Everything following the second Nikki story will turn out to be a hallucination bought on by Nikki's fever. Everyone who died is either fictional or still alive or both.

GEO will turn out to be SAO and three million players will be trapped in the game once Kristin gets round to writing the story where the said event happens.

GEO will turn out to be Log Horizon, and the same thing will happen, except they'll all dissapear and be transported to a parallel world.

GEO will turn out to be Accel world and...well...I guess nothing bad will happen??? Maybe???

GEO will turn out to be a nightmare bought on by evil spahgetti monsters. Only tinfoil corianders can protect you.

I will turn out to be a figment of everyone's imagination. You will wonder where this thread came from.

Everyone here will turn out to be a figment of my imagination. I will wonder how this forum and site came to be.

Everyone but Kristin and the Canon Cabal will cease to exist when the next story comes out. They shall inhabit a empty world, till the spagetti monsters come to take them to GEO.

Everything will happen at once, because jade pressed the Pink Button That You Should Never Press. The universe will explode due to immense logic failure.

CrazyMinh is tripping on the painkillers.

CrazyMinh wrote: Absinthe will turn out to be Imp's Granddaughter. She will also become The. The The is a very powerful The.

I take it The The don't exist in the WU? A shame, that.

WMG: GEO will turn out to be a devisor's version of The Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi, with added medieval cosplay.

null0trooper wrote: WMG: GEO will turn out to be a devisor's version of The Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi, with added medieval cosplay.

the endless eight....never forget the endless eight.

Sir Lee wrote: CrazyMinh is tripping on the painkillers.

No, I'm tripping on the strange mushrooms I ate off the ground to power level my alchemy. Get it right!!!

Mokele' is an avatar, not just a shifter, which is why he was able to produce actual dragon's venom for Counterpoint. His spirit is an ancient one from the Earthen Court (or possibly the Eastern Court, depending on just what his spirit is - if it is a true Dragon spirit, like Zhong Lau's it is probably Eastern, though given how many forms he can take it may be a Earthen spirit closer to Razorback's).

Eventually, he is going to eventually run into a situation involving the Courts, and have to be bailed out by Fey and/or Noms. This will only make Peter even more resentful of the other changelings, and of Outcast Corner.

Schol-R-LEA wrote: Mokele' is an avatar, not just a shifter, which is why he was able to produce actual dragon's venom for Counterpoint. His spirit is an ancient one from the Earthen Court (or possibly the Eastern Court, depending on just what his spirit is - if it is a true Dragon spirit, like Zhong Lau's it is probably Eastern, though given how many forms he can take it may be a Earthen spirit closer to Razorback's).

Isn't it the Court of the North that's aligned with air and ruled by Eight Dragon Kings?

Schol-R-LEA wrote: Eventually, he is going to eventually run into a situation involving the Courts, and have to be bailed out by Fey and/or Noms. This will only make Peter even more resentful of the other changelings, and of Outcast Corner.

That could be a very long time down the road.

For a moment there, I thought you said it was ruled by Eight Dairy Kings. Perhaps that is actually the case, and there's been a simple failure in translation somewhere along the line.

Casts necromantic circle WISE FWOM YOWW GWAVE!

WMG: I know I've said this one before, but I suspect that Lifeline's personality changes came from interference by the two telepathic assassins from "Case of the Poisonous Patent". They most likely concluded that Loophole was the one most responsible for detecting them, and are using Maggie as a cat's paw against Lanie.