Question Things you must never let [character] do...

OK, maybe I was inspired after reading the "Things you must never let JG do" list and thinking of characters (both canon and fanfic), Jade in particular:

001) Never let Jade play any ball game that involves touching it with her hands (as the ball will always go exactly where she wants it to) - so for example,l US football / rugby / bowls / any game where she's the bowler...

002) Never let Toni get anywhere near a caffeinated beverage (she's hyperactive enough as it is, and you really don't want to deal with her roommate).

003) Never let Tink get anywhere near a source of sugar (why's there a hole in my door that wasn't there a minute ago?!).

004) Never let Jobe agree to any "help" anyone with body image problems (especially pre drowification, just ask the Fury Twins).

005) Never try to persuade Lainie that something she's planning to do is against the rules...

006) Never try to physically injure Kayda (unless getting gored by a white bison is your idea of fun).

007) Never let Peeper take charge of your modelling portfolio.

Over to you lot...

008) Never let Clover play a game of poker.

Never let Imp read the list of things you should never do.

Never let 'Shine make the punch for the afternoon faculty tea with prospective donors.

Why not? I would think that after 'Shine's punch they would be very mellow and willing to dig up the ol' checkbook...

"Y'know, thish... thish ish very good punsh... an shchool that makesh thish pununchh desherves lotsh and lotsh of funding..."

elrodw wrote: Never let 'Shine make the punch for the afternoon faculty tea with prospective donors.

"That's the best Iced Tea I've ever had... the waiter said it was a special Tennessee recipe."

Never try to tell Ayla to limit what he spends on friends, he'll just spend more.

Never ask Ayla about the pricetag of any of his toys.

Never take financial advice from Child Services Lady.

Never go after Team Kimba to impress the Alphas

Never get in an eating contest with Tennyo.

Never be a creep near Ribbon (I foresee Peeper tied up in pink ribbons in the future)

Never let your anyone get into a land war in Asia.

Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!

Never let Jade be the voice of reason.

Always let Jade be the voice of insanity and hilarity.

NEVER, EVER mention the word Rape when Kayda is armed!

elrodw wrote: NEVER, EVER mention the word Rape when Kayda is armed!

Or try to grope her.

never read a book Sara left out..unless you like being crazy

Never let Jobe watch TMNT - he might get inspired...

Never talk down to Ribbon and call her a cute wittle girl.

Never say the E word around Abra, Pally, and Clover.

Never challenge Deadeye to a staring contest.

Never interact with Farmboy when you're ovulating.

Never get in a food fight with Jimmy T.

Never put Feral on grounds maintenance duty while on an empty stomach.

Never let Elrod convince you that any of his POV characters wont go on an emotional roller-coaster.

Never trust a peaceful scene to last long in the WU, and when they do last long ALWAYS search for clues and foreshadowing.

Never let a cannon author convince you that a peculiar, frequently revisited subject shrouded in mystery (IE the Whateley tunnels) isn't something to be suspicious of.

Edit:

Never respond to a tier 3 entity the same way you would a tier 2.

Never fight fair outside of class.

Never let the J-Team inhabit noodles.

Never try to discern the difference between insanity and genius where Team Kimba's involved, for there is seldom any that exists.

Always bring up scenarios that cannon authors might use to "flavor" their character's journeys on the forum, at the very least for discussion (poor Danny).

Never, ever, EVER for the sake of the sanity of all gun safety instructors, let Jade watch RWBY, thankfully, for Bardue's sake the first sneak peak of it will be 2 years after she graduates.

mhalpern wrote: Never, ever, EVER for the sake of the sanity of all gun safety instructors, let Jade watch RWBY, thankfully, for Bardue's sake the first sneak peak of it will be 2 years after she graduates.

LOL!!!

Indeed, much mayhem could be had if Jade encounters that particular web series. Good thing the time frame doesn't add up for it appearing in G1...

NeoMagus wrote:

mhalpern wrote: Never, ever, EVER for the sake of the sanity of all gun safety instructors, let Jade watch RWBY, thankfully, for Bardue's sake the first sneak peak of it will be 2 years after she graduates.

LOL!!!

Indeed, much mayhem could be had if Jade encounters that particular web series. Good thing the time frame doesn't add up for it appearing in G1...

Well, someone could write a Micro Scene... It's not like Whateley is OTL... They've got tech increases, why not have some things happen faster/sooner?

Malady wrote: Well, someone could write a Micro Scene... It's not like Whateley is OTL... They've got tech increases, why not have some things happen faster/sooner?

If someone wants to write a micro-scene for it, by all means, go for it. If you'll pay attention to what my last post actually said though, you should realize that I wasn't ruling out RWBY appearing in the WU entirely...

NeoMagus wrote:

Malady wrote: Well, someone could write a Micro Scene... It's not like Whateley is OTL... They've got tech increases, why not have some things happen faster/sooner?

If someone wants to write a micro-scene for it, by all means, go for it. If you'll pay attention to what my last post actually said though, you should realize that I wasn't ruling out RWBY appearing in the WU entirely...

You have presented me with a conundrum, I don't know if I should be excited or terrified, considering the labs below Whateley and the Gen 2 time-frame matching up.... Though, all things considered, there is someone in Gen 1 that is wide open for some Rooster Teeth related jokes...

I'd almost feel bad for Danny if someone asks him/her "What in Sam's hell is a Puma?" and he didn't get the reference, almost, because I'm also pretty sure I'd be too busy laughing hysterically to feel bad....