Question Jobe's Drow collective.

Yolandria wrote: Curious. How does one become a member? What are their purpose? Harem? Secret body guards?

Valentine wrote:

Yolandria wrote: Curious. How does one become a member? What are their purpose? Harem? Secret body guards?

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Yolandria wrote: After re reading their appearance in the G2 story. I honestly don't think they have much of any of those qualities. At least on the surface anyways. Starting a brawl over Smokey at 7 to 1 odds.Not the smartest idea ever lol. And horribly losing at that. When all they had to do was call over a patrol bot and let it sort it out. But i'm still curious what thier purpose is. Because Jobe can't be bonding to all of them. Or is she? Hmmmmm.

Kristin Darken wrote: Of course, that was the original intent... before Jobe was tricked into taking his own formula. Now?

“There’s one other thing I didn’t tell you about drow girls.”

“Worse than the other stuff? Oh, this’ll be good, then.”

“Hmmm, yeah, that’s about right. It’s about being a virgin.”

“No worries there. Between the twins and the new toys, I’m happy as a clam. Which in this case is perhaps a delightfully appropriate Americanism.”

“Good,” I said. “Because it’s possible that the first time you sleep with a man… he’ll own you.”

“Say again?” Her voice dropped into almost a growl. “You’d better explain that one.”

It was a secret I’d been sitting on (literally) for several days now, but I owed it to her. “Well, see, this was supposed to be my dream girl, right? Naturally, everyone else would be attracted to her, too. I wanted to be able to give her something that no one else could give her. But I don’t believe in mind control.”

“None of your words are comforting me,” Belphoebe warned.

“So I fixed it. I’d just need to sleep with her once, see? Then she couldn’t resist me.”

“Get to the point!”

“You can trace the sexual nerves for human women. There are two primary concentrations, in the clitoris, and about half-way up the vagina. The so-called ‘Gräfenberg spot.’ Then there are secondary sites – the nipples, areas of the skin. I increased the nerve endings, increasing the sensitivity of all of these regions. You’ve probably noticed that yourself.”

“What did you DO?”

“Modified nerve cells,” I explained. “Like the scent detectors, in the nose. Only, these aren’t in the nose. They form a tertiary sexual concentration, more powerful than any of the others. They’re sensitized to the chemical structures in semen, and the exposed nerve endings surround the cervix.”

“So,” my daughter ground out, “whenever there’s semen spraying over my cervix, I’ll, what? Come like you wouldn’t believe?”

“Well… yes and no. I mean, we’ll always be able to sense true semen down there, and it’ll definitely bring pleasure, but the chemical detectors will form a special bond with the first type of semen encountered. As you know from bloodhounds and the like, everyone has their own unique scent, and that’s what we—”

“Mother, SHUT UP. Just tell me what this means.”

“Well…” I gulped. “The first man… the first semen… that will sensitize you. Permanently.”

“I thought you didn’t LIKE mind control!”

“I don’t! This isn’t mind control! It’s just… a little extra. A special gift.”

“That does WHAT?”

“Uh… the first man who, um, has his semen on your cervix, I can’t be sure, I haven’t tested it, but… you’ll come.”

“Yes? And?”

“I think it should be pretty mind blowing,” I admitted.

“That’s it?”

“Yes. But I don’t think you get it,” I said. “I mean, really mind-blowing. When he’s inside you, when he comes, you’ll taste it. You’ll feel it. It will feel like it’s going right to all your most sensitive spots at once. Whenever he comes inside you, you’ll instantly come so powerfully that you won’t believe it. But only for him. Your first man. You’ll lock onto his scent, and then he’ll be the only one that ever does that for you, for the rest of your life.”

“Oh, that’s just fucking lovely.”

“But, on the good side,” I pleaded, “think about it! Every time your man gets off, you do, too! Simultaneous orgasm, every single time. Not only will you be happy, but you’ll make him feel really good, too. Men like to believe that they’re keeping their women happy, and he will be, won’t he? Heck, by my calculations, you’ll be spasming so hard that it will be like a first-class workout, just by having sex.”

“But only for the stupid wanker that fucks me first.”

“Yeah. So… pick someone that will stick around. And be a good father. And someone who will live a long time. And,” I realized that I was whispering this last part, “someone who will love you forever.”

“Fucking wonderful.”

“Because even if you come to hate him,” I realized, “I mean, hate him as much as I hate your father, you won’t be able to stay away from him. You’ll always want him back there inside you…”

“Great. Stay a virgin for the rest of your life. Your first boyfriend better be The One. No pressure, it’s just eternity.”

“What have I done…?” I asked myself.

Malady wrote: So, since Sidhe have BITs... Do all Drow have BITs?

DanZilla wrote:

Malady wrote: So, since Sidhe have BITs... Do all Drow have BITs?

Where was it said that Sidhe have BITs?

Sir Lee wrote: One possible way I suggested in the old forums: create an artificial semen-like substance that she can produce at will in the lab... and deliberately bond to it. That is, she would have amazing orgasms only from dildos filled with her special formula. Maybe she can even figure out a way to temporarily induce the production of the same scent markers by any male...

Kettlekorn wrote:

Sir Lee wrote: One possible way I suggested in the old forums: create an artificial semen-like substance that she can produce at will in the lab... and deliberately bond to it. That is, she would have amazing orgasms only from dildos filled with her special formula. Maybe she can even figure out a way to temporarily induce the production of the same scent markers by any male...

Produced in labs? Delivered by dildos? How barbarian. Civilized Drow may simply equip themselves or their partner with a Mr. Prickles for fresh, local production with that personal touch.

DanZilla wrote:

Kettlekorn wrote:

Sir Lee wrote: One possible way I suggested in the old forums: create an artificial semen-like substance that she can produce at will in the lab... and deliberately bond to it. That is, she would have amazing orgasms only from dildos filled with her special formula. Maybe she can even figure out a way to temporarily induce the production of the same scent markers by any male...

Produced in labs? Delivered by dildos? How barbarian. Civilized Drow may simply equip themselves or their partner with a Mr. Prickles for fresh, local production with that personal touch.

This week on CSI:Karedonia...

Dalek Security bot 5467231: "How did she die"

Dalek Coroner bot 2387: "From the strong smell of Almonds... She fell into the Prickles-pits and was overwhelmed by them"

GizLaser Shark 53: "Can I dispose of the remains now?"

Dalek Coroner bot 2387: "Not yet... I've signed-off on it but we have to wait for Inspector Belphy to look over the scene... it was, after all, her best friend..."

*Loud blaring music plays over scenes of the capital and quick-cuts form other areas of the island*

lighttech wrote: has it been discussed if Jobe's serum gives a person near immortality?

as IMO Jobe might not have that? As his change ended up with her not gaining any magic? So it looks like a change in body only based on a slight Fey template?

But then Belphoebe might have that long life because she gained some magic? and is a closer clone of Fey with small tweaks to the DNA


just wondering?

Bek D Corbin wrote:

lighttech wrote: has it been discussed if Jobe's serum gives a person near immortality?

as IMO Jobe might not have that? As his change ended up with her not gaining any magic? So it looks like a change in body only based on a slight Fey template?

But then Belphoebe might have that long life because she gained some magic? and is a closer clone of Fey with small tweaks to the DNA


just wondering?

Immortality? enh, it's not so much that they Drow can't die as they age very slowly, and as regens, their ability to handle wounds and pathogens is off the charts. Their presumptive aging rates is so slow that on a human scale their for all practical reasons immortal. Jobe's gonna be carrying on that feud with Sara for a LONG time.

As for Jobe not having magic, it's not so much that she can't do magic, as it is that her personal paradigm doesn't allow for it. That might change in a thousand or so years, who knows?