Question Looking for a fan fiction
- Cryptic
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Anyone have any clues to the title?
I am a caffeine heathen; I prefer the waters of the mountain over the juice of the bean. Keep the Dews coming and no one will be hurt.
- Malady
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- Astrodragon
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Ah well, it helps make Whateley look normal.
Except I'm now wondering what Razorback has on his boxers...
I love watching their innocent little faces smiling happily as they trip gaily down the garden path, before finding the pit with the rusty spikes.
- Malady
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Astrodragon wrote: Is it moreworrying that someone would write this, or that people actually know about it....?
How is it worrying? Hmm... Well... It takes the "Humans go to Equestria and become Ponies" and then sticks Dresden Files in there.
- Sir Lee
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* Hiding in Plain Sight - The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.
* I Wouldn't Exactly Call That Sitting - Xander is chosen... To babysit Dawn while Joyce joins Giles searching for Buffy in LA following the Alcatha incident. Unfortunately for Xander, Dawn has a plan, The Mayor has a spell, and TV has its first live broadcast Reality Show!
* The Original Naked Quidditch Match - Exactly what it says on the tin. When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
* The Misadventures of Draco Malfoy, Ferret -Snape turns Draco into a ferret for his own protection. He would've been safer with the Dark Lord.
* A Series of Crazy Random Happenstances - You remember Harry- skinny kid, green eyes, loves flying, shoots lasers from his eyes- wait, what?
- Domoviye
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Pardon me a moment.
"BAD MUSE! I WILL NOT turn A Game of Thrones into an Equestria fanfic!
- konzill
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Domoviye wrote: I write weird stuff, and some of these fanfic's have me wondering what the hell the authors were smoking and if they still have some left.
Pardon me a moment.
"BAD MUSE! I WILL NOT turn A Game of Thrones into an Equestria fanfic!
Of course not everbody knows you should cross it with the Muppets / Sesame Street instead:
Bert -> Ramsay Snow
Ernie -> Theon Greyjoy
Miss Piggy -> Cersei Lannister
Kermit -> Jamie Lannister
Prarie Dawn -> Arya Stark
Grover -> Jon Snow
Elmo -> Bran Stark
- Astrodragon
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I was thinking more of Game Of Thrones -> Thomas the Tank Engine.
I love watching their innocent little faces smiling happily as they trip gaily down the garden path, before finding the pit with the rusty spikes.
- Ametros
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I also like that it's a story of the level of quality I wish that Bethesda could achieve. Their games tend to leave me wanting for more.
Seriously, thank you for your time and effort. It is appreciated.
- Schol-R-LEA
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Out, damnéd Spot! Bad Doggy!
- Domoviye
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That would be amazing.Astrodragon wrote: Equestria? Really??
I was thinking more of Game Of Thrones -> Thomas the Tank Engine.
However I don't have enough hallucinogens to pull it off.
However Thomas the Tank Engine and the Hunger Games is a possibility.
- peter
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Astrodragon wrote: Is it moreworrying that someone would write this, or that people actually know about it....?
Ah well, it helps make Whateley look normal.
Except I'm now wondering what Razorback has on his boxers...
You're denying yourself a really good read if you just write this off as crack fiction. What makes it so good is that the author does such a great job of mixing genre
the first story has over 21,000 individual views on just Fimfiction, and it had a lot of readers from the other site it migrated from.
- Cryptic
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Topic Author
Astrodragon wrote: Except I'm now wondering what Razorback has on his boxers...
Skid marks.
I am a caffeine heathen; I prefer the waters of the mountain over the juice of the bean. Keep the Dews coming and no one will be hurt.
- JG
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Cryptic wrote:
Astrodragon wrote: Except I'm now wondering what Razorback has on his boxers...
Skid marks.
Accurate.
- null0trooper
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JG wrote:
Cryptic wrote:
Astrodragon wrote: Except I'm now wondering what Razorback has on his boxers...
Skid marks.
Accurate.
This has been another quality production from WTMI, Way Too Much Information, Way Too Much of the Time. We would like to pause for a moment to remind the listening public that unless our hapless hero's claws are protractile, there's also a possibility of dried blood being involved.
Forum-posted ideas are freely adoptable.
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- Cryptic
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Would you rather I have said Jack wears silk panties that have patterns he liked while still a little girl?null0trooper wrote:
JG wrote:
Cryptic wrote:
Astrodragon wrote: Except I'm now wondering what Razorback has on his boxers...
Skid marks.
Accurate.
This has been another quality production from WTMI, Way Too Much Information, Way Too Much of the Time. We would like to pause for a moment to remind the listening public that unless our hapless hero's claws are protractile, there's also a possibility of dried blood being involved.
I am a caffeine heathen; I prefer the waters of the mountain over the juice of the bean. Keep the Dews coming and no one will be hurt.
- Cryptic
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Topic Author
I am a caffeine heathen; I prefer the waters of the mountain over the juice of the bean. Keep the Dews coming and no one will be hurt.
- DonTZ125
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The question then becomes, Where do you FIND MLP:FIM silk panties to fit a 7' raptor-ish?Cryptic wrote: Would you rather I have said Jack wears silk panties that have patterns he liked while still a little girl?
I can just imagine the look on Celia Rogers' face ...
Exchange Student - A Buffy the Vampire Slayer Cross-over
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- Phoenix Spiritus
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DonTZ125 wrote:
The question then becomes, Where do you FIND MLP:FIM silk panties to fit a 7' raptor-ish?Cryptic wrote: Would you rather I have said Jack wears silk panties that have patterns he liked while still a little girl?
I can just imagine the look on Celia Rogers' face ...
My feeling is she'd go "Awwww" and give him a hug
… probably why its JG that writes the Outcasts and not me

- Mister D
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Schol-R-LEA wrote: Much love for "Naked Quiddich Match". It's up there with the " LOTR Very Secret Diaries " for spot-on satire.
What about " The Last Ring-bearer" ?
A J.R.R.Tolkein fanfic written by a Russian who remembered how Pravda operates, and worked from there. "Tolkein's work was obvious elvish propaganda!"

Measure Twice
- Cryptic
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Topic Author
I am a caffeine heathen; I prefer the waters of the mountain over the juice of the bean. Keep the Dews coming and no one will be hurt.