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Question Saw this and had a Jade Moment

9 years 1 month ago #1 by Dpragan
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    • :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy:

    majorkerina.tumblr.com/post/136966403849...his-is-like-seeing-a

    I can see certain Range Hands going ballistic too.
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    9 years 1 month ago #2 by NeoMagus
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    • Dpragan wrote: :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy:

    majorkerina.tumblr.com/post/136966403849...his-is-like-seeing-a

    I can see certain Range Hands going ballistic too.


    Umm...what did I just watch? :huh: :blink:
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    9 years 1 month ago #3 by Dreamer
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    • Funny, bizarre anime style video. But Jade knows better than to be reckless like that. Plus she wouldn't waste ammo, she has to pay for it. Now the last part, blasting someone with an explosive without killing them or seriously hurting them, that I could see Jade doing.
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    9 years 1 month ago - 9 years 1 month ago #4 by Malady
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    • Dreamer wrote: Funny, bizarre anime style video. But Jade knows better than to be reckless like that. Plus she wouldn't waste ammo, she has to pay for it. Now the last part, blasting someone with an explosive without killing them or seriously hurting them, that I could see Jade doing.


    ... What if she cast herself into each individual bullet? Then there would be Unpredictable Jade Bullets everywhere.
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    9 years 1 month ago #5 by NeoMagus
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    • Malady wrote:

    Dreamer wrote: Funny, bizarre anime style video. But Jade knows better than to be reckless like that. Plus she wouldn't waste ammo, she has to pay for it. Now the last part, blasting someone with an explosive without killing them or seriously hurting them, that I could see Jade doing.


    ... What if she cast herself into each individual bullet? Then there would be Unpredictable Jade Bullets everywhere.


    Pretty sure she can't cast herself quite that many times yet...
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    9 years 1 month ago - 9 years 1 month ago #6 by Phoenix Spiritus
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    • Soo,

    Has Jade seen Macross / Robotech yet?

    Is Jade aware of MMM? (Macross Missile Massacre)




    Come on, admit it. You can all see Jade doing a massive swarm of widely dodging missiles while singing her heart out.
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    • Phoenix Spiritus wrote: Soo,

    Has Jade seen Macross / Robotech yet?

    Is Jade aware of MMM? (Macross Missile Massacre)




    Come on, admit it. You can all see Jade doing a massive swarm of widely dodging missiles while singing her heart out.

    Yes, I could see Jade doing something similar to that. But I wouldn't want to trigger nightmares for Mrs. Carson and the gun range crew by making them imagine it, let alone let Jade actually do it. That could drive them to quit, stating too much stress on the job. :silly:
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    9 years 1 month ago #8 by marie7342231
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    • And what is that spinning thing in the background? Kitty Compact with a paint job?
    9 years 1 month ago #9 by mhalpern
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    • Even though that's just an animation, the start of that made me cringe way more than the sideways pistol thing, before the first shot! And I have never taken a gun safety course! And this is from a huge fan of a series where the main character is a girl with a Scythe that's also a sniper rifle! and I just realized something to add to the Never let thread...
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    9 years 1 month ago - 9 years 1 month ago #10 by Malady
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    • You need to not aim to hit stuff:

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    tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/YMMV/Borderlands2

    If you get Gaige's Anarchy up high enough (>550, only possible with the Slayer of Terramorphous) and use a weapon that's low-accuracy to begin with (less than 30), her accuracy will apparently make a Reality-Breaking Paradox, break the game, and enter the territory of Epic Fail. The targeting reticule (which should, at this point, be the entire screen) will shrink to a pinpoint, but instead of being incredibly precise the bullets will follow no logic whatsoever. Bullets fly perpendicular, land behind you, or even zigzag in midair. Anything you hit is bound to be an accident, and also bound to die. note 600 Anarchy stacks gives you a 1,050 % damage increase.


    And that's without Close Enough :

    Your bullets that hit walls or other object have a chance to ricochet off towards a nearby enemy. Ricocheted bullets do reduced damage.

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    9 years 1 month ago #11 by Valentine
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    • NeoMagus wrote:

    Malady wrote:

    Dreamer wrote: Funny, bizarre anime style video. But Jade knows better than to be reckless like that. Plus she wouldn't waste ammo, she has to pay for it. Now the last part, blasting someone with an explosive without killing them or seriously hurting them, that I could see Jade doing.


    ... What if she cast herself into each individual bullet? Then there would be Unpredictable Jade Bullets everywhere.


    Pretty sure she can't cast herself quite that many times yet...


    She doesn't have to cast herself into all the bullets at once.. She just has to cast herself into the gun, then release everything but the chambered projectile before firing. She releases the projectile after putting it into a safe trajectory. Lather. Rinse. Repeat.
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    9 years 1 month ago #12 by Valentine
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    • Dpragan wrote: :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy:

    majorkerina.tumblr.com/post/136966403849...his-is-like-seeing-a

    I can see certain Range Hands going ballistic too.


    I'm trying to count, and I think she fires 46 rounds with her right hand, and 21 with her left.

    The Range Hands are even more perplexed when they realize all the hit the target and drew a picture.
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    9 years 1 month ago - 9 years 1 month ago #13 by Phoenix Spiritus
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    • The more I watch this, the more I'm sure it's on the "Never, EVER, let Jade or a single member of Wondercute ever see this" list.

    It's so weird, cute and wacky it would be irresistible for them to not do this in a sim to someone, most probably the Grunts.
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    9 years 1 month ago #14 by Dpragan
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    • Phoenix Spiritus wrote: The more I watch this, the more I'm sure it's on the "Never, EVER, let Jade or a single member of Wondercute ever see this" list.

    It's so weird, cute and wacky it would be irresistible for them to not do this in a sim to someone, most probably the Grunts.


    Which means you just jinxed it and they will find it, or something similar or WORSE!
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    9 years 1 month ago #15 by mhalpern
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    • Dpragan wrote:

    Phoenix Spiritus wrote: The more I watch this, the more I'm sure it's on the "Never, EVER, let Jade or a single member of Wondercute ever see this" list.

    It's so weird, cute and wacky it would be irresistible for them to not do this in a sim to someone, most probably the Grunts.


    Which means you just jinxed it and they will find it, or something similar or WORSE!

    Well the Red trailer for RWBY was in 2012, so the worse would be between Gen 1 and Gen 2
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    9 years 1 month ago - 9 years 1 month ago #16 by Phoenix Spiritus
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    • Valentine wrote: The Range Hands are even more perplexed when they realize all the hit the target and drew a picture.


    Apoplectic. Not perplexed, Apoplectic.

    They wouldn't care if she hit the target, was on the ranges, in a sim or it was all some strange fever dream, they would still be apoplectic!


    Ohhh! Fever dream! That's almost worthy of a micro-scene!
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    • mhalpern wrote:

    Dpragan wrote:

    Phoenix Spiritus wrote: The more I watch this, the more I'm sure it's on the "Never, EVER, let Jade or a single member of Wondercute ever see this" list.

    It's so weird, cute and wacky it would be irresistible for them to not do this in a sim to someone, most probably the Grunts.


    Which means you just jinxed it and they will find it, or something similar or WORSE!

    Well the Red trailer for RWBY was in 2012, so the worse would be between Gen 1 and Gen 2


    Well, since someone bought up RWBY:

    I couldn't help but notice how much better then RWBY these animators did the feet and legs. RWBY's biggest fault is that their animators just can't seem to animate where the feet meet the ground at all well.
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    • Phoenix Spiritus wrote:

    mhalpern wrote:

    Dpragan wrote:

    Phoenix Spiritus wrote: The more I watch this, the more I'm sure it's on the "Never, EVER, let Jade or a single member of Wondercute ever see this" list.

    It's so weird, cute and wacky it would be irresistible for them to not do this in a sim to someone, most probably the Grunts.


    Which means you just jinxed it and they will find it, or something similar or WORSE!

    Well the Red trailer for RWBY was in 2012, so the worse would be between Gen 1 and Gen 2


    Well, since someone bought up RWBY:

    I couldn't help but notice how much better then RWBY these animators did the feet and legs. RWBY's biggest fault is that their animators just can't seem to animate where the feet meet the ground at all well.

    They recently lost their lead animator and Volume 3 had a ton of fight scenes, the feet are one area where you can cut them some slack
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    • Phoenix Spiritus wrote:

    Valentine wrote: The Range Hands are even more perplexed when they realize all the hit the target and drew a picture.


    Apoplectic. Not perplexed, Apoplectic.

    They wouldn't care if she hit the target, was on the ranges, in a sim or it was all some strange fever dream, they would still be apoplectic!


    Ohhh! Fever dream! That's almost worthy of a micro-scene!


    ... What if their power makes it so that aiming ensures that it will not hit anywhere near the target? Like auto-veering to the right or something?
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    • Phoenix Spiritus wrote: The more I watch this, the more I'm sure it's on the "Never, EVER, let Jade or a single member of Wondercute ever see this" list.

    It's so weird, cute and wacky it would be irresistible for them to not do this in a sim to someone, most probably the Grunts.


    Meh, I think glitter/confetti bombs using shavings of an extremely strong metal tops it. :P
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    • Kristin Darken wrote:

    Phoenix Spiritus wrote: The more I watch this, the more I'm sure it's on the "Never, EVER, let Jade or a single member of Wondercute ever see this" list.

    It's so weird, cute and wacky it would be irresistible for them to not do this in a sim to someone, most probably the Grunts.


    Meh, I think glitter/confetti bombs using shavings of an extremely strong metal tops it. :P


    Err, ones a scene of mayhem with ear worm music and the other is a weapon ...

    That's like comparing a Spice Girl's video to an AK-47 ?!?!?!?!?
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    • Kristin Darken wrote:

    Phoenix Spiritus wrote: The more I watch this, the more I'm sure it's on the "Never, EVER, let Jade or a single member of Wondercute ever see this" list.

    It's so weird, cute and wacky it would be irresistible for them to not do this in a sim to someone, most probably the Grunts.


    Meh, I think glitter/confetti bombs using shavings of an extremely strong metal tops it. :P


    ... Do I want to see their interpretation of a confetti cannon? Good thing a DC copyright is protecting the use of weaponized laughing gas...
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