Question More Whateley signs

Sign outside the Biodevisor labs:

No breeding of Muppaphones

Signs set up at all entrances to Workshop:

Creating/breeding any creatures from any form of fiction is strictly regulated. Each must be approved on a case by case basis and lying about what creature you are actually creating will result in detention, expulsion and handing over to the MCO if said creature or creatures kill anyone.

Dangerous, predatory, or carnivorous creatures will never be approved, creation of such is grounds for expulsion hearings, automatic expulsion and handing over to the MCO if said creature or creatures kill anyone, as above.

Posted around the edges of Whateley:

NOTICE TO ALL SUPERNATURAL CREATURES
Permission to enter Whateley grounds can only be granted by the Headmistress or members of the Board of Trustees.

Above a devisor Coffee Pot

Its coffee it meant to be drunk black!

Addition of Milk, Creamer and other "whiteners" is not recommended and may produce unexpected consequences such as sleep, erectile disfunction, death and other things we currently have no name for.

Coffee is provided as a service and you hereby agree to be test subjects and waiver all responsibility for the results from ingestion of the contents provided herewith.

Sign outside the Computer Science Labs:

Bill Gates is not Satan

Scrawled underneath:

He just works for him

And then another scrawl:

Correction: Bill actually hired Satan, and then retired and left Satan in his place.


(Hey, it's 2007. By then hatred was already shifting from Gates to Ballmer.)

Posted outside the library.
Do not annoy the librarians assistant, she eats demons.

Posted at all workshop tunnel entrances:
Please don't give Generator aka Jade Sinclair any more ideas, she is dangerous enough already.

Dreamer wrote: Posted at all workshop tunnel entrances:
Please don't give Generator aka Jade Sinclair any more ideas, she is dangerous enough already.

Scrawled underneath, in pink sharpie:

I don't need your ideas, I come up with my own.
Bwahahaha

Posted on the bulletin board:

Notice: The sign-up sheet for Henchgirls for She-Beast was a hoax.

Jadis Diabolik is not, I repeat NOT, hiring henchmen, lackeys, sidekicks or anything of that nature..

I know who put up the sign-up sheet.

This constitutes fair warning. I am planning something.

<signed> Jadis Diabolik

Posted at all entrances to the Crystal Hall

DO NOT give Chaka chocolate, caffeine, or anything containing sugar.
If you do, I''ll find you and make YOU deal with her until it wears off.

Fey

Dawnfyre wrote: Posted at all entrances to the Crystal Hall

DO NOT give Chaka chocolate, caffeine, or anything containing sugar.
If you do, I''ll find you and make YOU deal with her until it wears off.

Fey

(scribbled underneath)
No, please DO give her chocolate. Lots and lots of chocolate. I'll deal with her so Fey doesn't have to

(no signature given)

Sign posted on girls door.

For the love of god, don't leave any sugar lying around. My rooms a disaster, my wardrobes is in a shamble and I can't deal with the stress. And for the prankster who did I'll get you back.

Signed Tinks roomate.

Posted just outside of Whitman.
Just because we're catgirls doesn't mean we want rubber mice, balls of yarn or laser pointers are a quick way to getting sliced up. Jewellry, chocolate, and catnip are much better ways to get dates.

Sign posted outside Kada's room.

Caution: If sensitive to sudden outburst, cries of anguish as with emotional outburst that carry a level 10 on the Richter scale please be warned. All others welcome to Kayda's Room.

Ib12us wrote: Sign posted outside Kada's room
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Caution: If sensitive to sudden outburst, cries of anguish as with emotional outburst that carry a level 10 on the Richter scale please be warned. All others welcome to Kayda's Room.

Just below it:
Very funny. When I find out who used devisor glue to stick this here, a buffalo is going to trample your butt.

Sign outside Ayla and Vamp's room:
Image of Admiral Ackbar with the quote "It's a trap!"
Written below that:
I know no one in Poe would put this here, so when I find out who did they are getting turned into administration.
Signed, Ayla Goodkind

elrodw wrote:

Dawnfyre wrote: Posted at all entrances to the Crystal Hall

DO NOT give Chaka chocolate, caffeine, or anything containing sugar.
If you do, I''ll find you and make YOU deal with her until it wears off.

Fey

(scribbled underneath)
No, please DO give her chocolate. Lots and lots of chocolate. I'll deal with her so Fey doesn't have to

(no signature given)

No guesses on WHO would write such a sign? Not even curious?

Domoviye wrote: Posted just outside of Whitman.
Just because we're catgirls doesn't mean we want rubber mice, balls of yarn or laser pointers are a quick way to getting sliced up. Jewellry, chocolate, and catnip are much better ways to get dates.

Digital countdown clock someone posted on Tabby's, Miyet's, Feral's, and Cyberkitty's doors:

92.8.14.22 until Kitty-Boy arrives!

elrodw wrote:

elrodw wrote:

Dawnfyre wrote: Posted at all entrances to the Crystal Hall

DO NOT give Chaka chocolate, caffeine, or anything containing sugar.
If you do, I''ll find you and make YOU deal with her until it wears off.

Fey

(scribbled underneath)
No, please DO give her chocolate. Lots and lots of chocolate. I'll deal with her so Fey doesn't have to

(no signature given)

No guesses on WHO would write such a sign? Not even curious?

I'm guessing it's Rip.

Domoviye wrote:

elrodw wrote:

elrodw wrote:

Dawnfyre wrote: Posted at all entrances to the Crystal Hall

DO NOT give Chaka chocolate, caffeine, or anything containing sugar.
If you do, I''ll find you and make YOU deal with her until it wears off.

Fey

(scribbled underneath)
No, please DO give her chocolate. Lots and lots of chocolate. I'll deal with her so Fey doesn't have to

(no signature given)

No guesses on WHO would write such a sign? Not even curious?

I'm guessing it's Rip.

Yeah, that was my guess as well. Had to be Rip, unless Chaka's boyfriend somehow snuck into Poe.

Dreamer wrote:

Domoviye wrote:

elrodw wrote:

elrodw wrote:

Dawnfyre wrote: Posted at all entrances to the Crystal Hall

DO NOT give Chaka chocolate, caffeine, or anything containing sugar.
If you do, I''ll find you and make YOU deal with her until it wears off.

Fey

(scribbled underneath)
No, please DO give her chocolate. Lots and lots of chocolate. I'll deal with her so Fey doesn't have to

(no signature given)

No guesses on WHO would write such a sign? Not even curious?

I'm guessing it's Rip.

Yeah, that was my guess as well. Had to be Rip, unless Chaka's boyfriend somehow snuck into Poe.

Good reason for it to be the boyfriend

elrodw wrote:

Domoviye wrote: Posted just outside of Whitman.
Just because we're catgirls doesn't mean we want rubber mice, balls of yarn or laser pointers are a quick way to getting sliced up. Jewellry, chocolate, and catnip are much better ways to get dates.

Digital countdown clock someone posted on Tabby's, Miyet's, Feral's, and Cyberkitty's doors:

92.8.14.22 until Kitty-Boy arrives!

Jade saw these and had Bugs make ones for every member of Wondercute as well. Poor boy, this isn't even taking into account one of the TLW getting a crush on him and he already has so many potential girls competing for his attention.

Sign seen outside Magic class:
Any attempt to replicate the Dragon Slave spell will result in those involved getting 1 month detention and writing an 400 page paper on the dangers of using highly destructive wide-area magic [note: We have classed it equal to a tactical nuke in destructive power, although smaller in area], of using magic based off of fictional sources, and of calling upon the power of fictional entities of chaos and destruction when you don't know what you might get. Complaining about the severity of punishment will result in 3 months detention and the paper increased to 800 pages.

Domoviye wrote:

elrodw wrote:

elrodw wrote:

Dawnfyre wrote: Posted at all entrances to the Crystal Hall

DO NOT give Chaka chocolate, caffeine, or anything containing sugar.
If you do, I''ll find you and make YOU deal with her until it wears off.

Fey

(scribbled underneath)
No, please DO give her chocolate. Lots and lots of chocolate. I'll deal with her so Fey doesn't have to

(no signature given)

No guesses on WHO would write such a sign? Not even curious?

I'm guessing it's Rip.

The boyfriend is a "boyscout," not as clueless as Fey's, but he wouldn't do that. Rip would.

Valentine wrote:

Domoviye wrote:

elrodw wrote:

elrodw wrote:

Dawnfyre wrote: Posted at all entrances to the Crystal Hall

DO NOT give Chaka chocolate, caffeine, or anything containing sugar.
If you do, I''ll find you and make YOU deal with her until it wears off.

Fey

(scribbled underneath)
No, please DO give her chocolate. Lots and lots of chocolate. I'll deal with her so Fey doesn't have to

(no signature given)

No guesses on WHO would write such a sign? Not even curious?

I'm guessing it's Rip.

The boyfriend is a "boyscout," not as clueless as Fey's, but he wouldn't do that. Rip would.

Then you don't know some boy scouts

In the 2nd floor hall of Poe:

Caution - Buffalo Crossing

elrodw wrote: In the 2nd floor hall of Poe:

Caution - Buffalo Crossing

Underneath:

With occasional Waterfalls.

Buffalo Tears hurt.

Ib12us wrote:

Valentine wrote:

Domoviye wrote:

elrodw wrote:

elrodw wrote:

Dawnfyre wrote: Posted at all entrances to the Crystal Hall

DO NOT give Chaka chocolate, caffeine, or anything containing sugar.
If you do, I''ll find you and make YOU deal with her until it wears off.

Fey

(scribbled underneath)
No, please DO give her chocolate. Lots and lots of chocolate. I'll deal with her so Fey doesn't have to

(no signature given)

No guesses on WHO would write such a sign? Not even curious?

I'm guessing it's Rip.

The boyfriend is a "boyscout," not as clueless as Fey's, but he wouldn't do that. Rip would.

Then you don't know some boy scouts

You mean this kind ?

No this one. Disney Be Prepared

Dreamer wrote: Sign outside Ayla and Vamp's room:
Image of Admiral Ackbar with the quote "It's a trap!"
Written below that:
I know no one in Poe would put this here, so when I find out who did they are getting turned into administration.
Signed, Ayla Goodkind

Actually, Sharisha might do it. She is pretty prejudiced against TGs.

Signs in Psychic Arts department:
Students will not reference Scanners for ideas on how to develop their powers. Any student found doing so will be punished appropriately.

Posted at DeVille:

Please dispose of your own bodies and clean up any fluids spills.
A Cleanly Spy is a safe spy.

Scrawled under it:
Or make sure the mess can't be traced back to you.

Dreamer wrote: Signs in Psychic Arts department:
Students will not reference Scanners for ideas on how to develop their powers. Any student found doing so will be punished appropriately.

-sign was later found spattered with blood and brain matter-

Cryptic wrote:

Dreamer wrote: Signs in Psychic Arts department:
Students will not reference Scanners for ideas on how to develop their powers. Any student found doing so will be punished appropriately.

-sign was later found spattered with blood and brain matter-

Post-it note addendum:
We thought it was obvious, but 'The men who,stare at goats' is also not suggested as study material for those wishing to develop their Psychic Arts.

Phoenix Spiritus wrote:

Cryptic wrote:

Dreamer wrote: Signs in Psychic Arts department:
Students will not reference Scanners for ideas on how to develop their powers. Any student found doing so will be punished appropriately.

-sign was later found spattered with blood and brain matter-

Post-it note addendum:
We thought it was obvious, but 'The men who,stare at goats' is also not suggested as study material for those wishing to develop their Psychic Arts.

3 students were later found knocked-out at the base of the wall... one had left a dent and there was a man-shaped hole next to that...

Sign placed outside a Whateley field that had once been used for playing frisbee, running, and relaxing, and now looked like The Somme in WW1.

"While the administration actively encourages physical fitness, contact football with the full use of powers, by bricks is strictly forbidden. We don't have the budget to repair the field after a game."

Sign in the Workshop (in 2015)

We realize that nothing will stop you building lightsabers, but any sort of melee weapon with laser cross guards (or any blades pointed any direction other than out) is strictly forbidden.

Arcanist Lupus wrote: Sign in the Workshop (in 2015)

We realize that nothing will stop you building lightsabers, but any sort of melee weapon with laser cross guards (or any blades pointed any direction other than out) is strictly forbidden.

*signed* Lefty

Do NOT pull the Imp's tail because Whateley will not be responsible for the consequences.

Morpheus wrote: Do NOT pull the Imp's tail because Whateley will not be responsible for the consequences.

Attempting to tie bows to her horns is also discouraged.

Message attached to all cottage note boards:

The 'IMPpetuous Pranking Club' is NOT a registered Whateley Club, and its activities are NOT authorised!

Any student (or STAFF) found perpetuating its practices will face disciplinary action.

Message placed on entrance ways leading both to and from classroom:

The practice of placing 'teleportation displacement' gateways within all entryways is highly prohibited. Any student caught, be it by teacher or remote, will be severely reprimanded by spending at least one week minimum cleaning the lowest tunnels. This punishment will, of course be extended depending on 'Where' those who have inadvertently been transported to.

Miss Hartford.

Ib12us wrote: Message placed on entrance ways leading both to and from classroom:

The practice of placing 'temporal displacement' gateways within all entryways is highly prohibited. Any student caught, be it by teacher or remote, will be severely reprimanded by spending at least one week minimum cleaning the lowest tunnels. This punishment will, of course be extended depending on 'When' the displaced have been sent.

Miss Hartford.

FTFY? Else, how does temporal displacement, a.k.a time travel, lead to a change of location, which would fit teleportation better?

I blame the egg nog

Fixed. ugg I could use a temp displacement now. uggh

elrodw wrote:

Dawnfyre wrote: Posted at all entrances to the Crystal Hall

DO NOT give Chaka chocolate, caffeine, or anything containing sugar.
If you do, I''ll find you and make YOU deal with her until it wears off.

Fey

(scribbled underneath)
No, please DO give her chocolate. Lots and lots of chocolate. I'll deal with her so Fey doesn't have to

I thought this would have been Tink as the only one who could keep up with her in that state?


(no signature given)

Valentine wrote: Sign outside the Biodevisor labs:

No breeding of Muppaphones

No breeding of Morpheus

There's no further room in the collective

Corvacks wrote:

elrodw wrote:

Dawnfyre wrote: Posted at all entrances to the Crystal Hall

DO NOT give Chaka chocolate, caffeine, or anything containing sugar.
If you do, I''ll find you and make YOU deal with her until it wears off.

Fey

(scribbled underneath)
No, please DO give her chocolate. Lots and lots of chocolate. I'll deal with her so Fey doesn't have to

(no signature given)

I thought this would have been Tink as the only one who could keep up with her in that state?

They really don't know each other well enough for that. Maybe if Chaka takes her out for a milkshake, some yogurt, a nice movie...

Domoviye wrote:

Corvacks wrote:

elrodw wrote:

Dawnfyre wrote: Posted at all entrances to the Crystal Hall

DO NOT give Chaka chocolate, caffeine, or anything containing sugar.
If you do, I''ll find you and make YOU deal with her until it wears off.

Fey

(scribbled underneath)
No, please DO give her chocolate. Lots and lots of chocolate. I'll deal with her so Fey doesn't have to

(no signature given)

I thought this would have been Tink as the only one who could keep up with her in that state?

They really don't know each other well enough for that. Maybe if Chaka takes her out for a milkshake, some yogurt, a nice movie...

Proposes to make them a part of the family.

Found on the front gate to the academy on the day the students arrive for 2007 fall semester.

Let the paranoia begin!

Found in the corridors leading to the bio-devisor's labs.

A sign with an attached shovel and scraper,

"You made it! You clean up after it!"

Fixed this for you:

Greatdingo wrote: Found on the front gate to the academy on the day the students arrive for 2008 fall semester:

(Beltane is not Class of 2007, she is Class of 2008)

If at first you don't succeed, try black magic or mad science.

It said teleportation, not temporal.

amratner wrote: It said teleportation, not temporal.

(Written below in TARDIS blue)

Space, time what's the difference?

Here's a copy of the Signs at Whateley from the Intermediary Site, that is, the one between the Old and This One.

Links to my Intermediary Site HTMLs in my sig...

Inspired by something seen in Spinnerette a while back:

Down in the tunnels, something resembling a fire alarm point, except it's captioned differently...

"In case of Generator, break glass"

...while the bio-devisor labs would have...

"In case of Jobe, break glass"

(Probably wholeheartedly supported by several members of the Drow Collective)

mittfh wrote: Inspired by something seen in Spinnerette a while back:

Down in the tunnels, something resembling a fire alarm point, except it's captioned differently...

"In case of Generator, break glass"

...while the bio-devisor labs would have...

"In case of Jobe, break glass"

(Probably wholeheartedly supported by several members of the Drow Collective)

More likely "Break glass and kiss your arse goodbye. This is a devisors product." (hidden in small print)

Wouldn't the label in the Bio-Devisor's lab be more like 'In case of breaking glass, break glass'?

I mean other people other than Jobe have accidents, right?

Heck, usually it's other people. Jobe doesn't have many accidents (excluding one particular Drow-ification), for which everybody else is profoundly grateful.

Accidents are generally a sign of success.

Please check washing machines for invisible rabbits before use.

annachie wrote: Please check washing machines for invisible rabbits before use.

Until Leanne learned to use the washing machine it might have been a good idea to put up a sign that said, Brownie at Work! Please check before using/closing lid!

The Animal Crossing sign in the biolabs may not mean what you think it means.

In the Devisor labs: "Evangelion is not a guide for the future. Anyone trying to create an Eva or bring on Second Impact will be expelled!"

Inside the Magic department, across the magical entrance.

Platform 9 3/4 and all variations thereof are trademark violations.

(you do NOT want to break that sorcerors contract)


and recently somebody has scribbled underneath

Mugwumps are naturally excempt from such petty restrictions.

A sign inside the Crystal Hall:

FYING IS PROHIBITED IN THIS SPACE!!! IF STUDENTS MUST LEVITATE, THE MAXIMUM ALLOWED HEIGHT IS 3 INCHES!!!

Another one:

ALL STUDENTS MUST BE FULLY CLOTHED WITHIN THIS SPACE AT ALL TIMES!!! EXCEPTION IS GIVEN TO STUDENTS WITH UNCONTROLLABLE WARPING POWERS RELATING TO INVISIBILITY AND/OR INTANGIBILITY!!!

Another one:

ALL STUDENTS MUST BE WEARING APPROPRIATE ATTIRE WHILE IN THIS SPACE!!!

beneath that is a message scribbled in permanant marker:

(THIS MEANS YOU JEHRICO!!!)

Beneath that:

(What, pink berumda shorts and a green T-shirt printed with hypnotic patters in blue isn't appropriate?)

Beneath, the same message written seperately by around 30 different people:

(YES!!!!!)

Erianaiel wrote: Mugwumps are naturally excempt from such petty restrictions.

On a door in the Labs... "Do Not Enter - Sharknado in Progress"

To whoever gave the Imp the idea to commission Chinese medicine balls that break up into smaller and smaller bouncing jangling Chinese medicine balls before vanishing in puffs of smoke:

We WILL find you.

Walking will only be permitted on the floor, any student walking on the walls or ceiling will be made to clean them.

No testing of anti-ship weaponry is allow on the lakefront.

Anyone attempting to test submersibles in the lake will be prosecuted.

Putting Kaiju Treats (tm) by the water to tempt them out is strictly forbidden

Astrodragon wrote: Putting Kaiju Treats (tm) by the water to tempt them out is strictly forbidden

And under that, hand-written, "And if you do, don't use the Lemon Twist treats. They give me gas," <signed> Kaiju

Astrodragon wrote: Putting Kaiju Treats (tm) by the water to tempt them out is strictly forbidden

Added underneath.

Building scale models of Tokyo is also strictly forbidden.

outside Jericho's Workshop

Caution: Contents under pressure and may irritate eyes

No matter how much it might annoy, any other devisor found developping anti-shipping weapons will get to join their classmates already camping out in in Hawthorne's lowest level basement until they have learned the error of their ways.

Are you talking about weapons made to sink sea-farring vessels or to destroy charcters being shipped together as couples.

Commander_Knight35 wrote: Are you talking about weapons made to sink sea-farring vessels or to destroy charcters being shipped together as couples.

YES!

Valentine wrote:

Commander_Knight35 wrote: Are you talking about weapons made to sink sea-farring vessels or to destroy charcters being shipped together as couples.

YES!

So THATS what the Titantic ran into....

The Chrystal Hall is not part of any parkour course. Those using it in this manner will be tripped if they can be!

This is the Crystal Hall, not the Chrysalis Hall. You have dorms. Pupate in those.