Question Let the punishment fit the crime.

Okay, want to play teacher?
Here's your chance. post a rules infraction, and the next person has to think up a suitable punishment THAT FITS THE CRIME!

Example: If Bloodwolf were caught picking on Aquerna, You could assign him the punishment of being one of the escorts to take Wondercute to NYC Comic con.

First infraction: The Three little witches accidentally summon C'thulu during an attempt to get mana. C'thulu is understandably upset. He contributes to the scholarship program, and every year some group of students summons him when he's trying to take a shower, or cook dinner, or catch up on his soap operas.

Rose Bunny wrote: First infraction: The Three little witches accidentally summon C'thulu during an attempt to get mana. C'thulu is understandably upset. He contributes to the scholarship program, and every year some group of students summons him when he's trying to take a shower, or cook dinner, or catch up on his soap operas.

Any student to summon Cthulu will have to write three thousand words on the history of the Elder Gods, and a additional 2000 words treatise on what punishments have befallen the unlucky summoners in the past. In addition, students must apologise to Cthulu face-to-face, and make a blood pact not to disturb him again unless given due permission.

Now, for situ 2:

The Robojocks have been testing power armour, and have accidentally smashed several holes into the Crystal Hall.

a little too serious on the punishment.

but for the power armor jockeys, I'll give them a fun detention. They get to listen to Generator describe the principles behind her Kitty Compact. Anyone that can successfully duplicate them gets out of having to repair the Crystal Hall.

The first sign of something being Very Wrong was the sight of Leanne consoling a distraught Koehnes.
The second was the Very Loud shrieking directed at (believe it or not, this time) an innocent Beltane.

Someone had decided over the break between terms to help Fey and Chaka "decorate" with a batch of paint labeled "Dead Zone Vanta Black". The main ingredients by weight were crushed black magnetite and cast iron filings, and it was intended for a room in Hawthorne Cottage that needed electromagnetic and magical shielding.

In their defense, Zephyr and Tempest claim that it seemed like a good idea at the time after talking it over with Don Sebastiano.

Appropriate? Sewer duty. It should give the two ditzes a small hint of how unpleasant that room would be to Fey and Koehnes. And Zephyr should be able to tell, being Sidhe herself.

Since Lee didn't drop a crime, I guess I will.

Beltane, in a fit of boredom and mischievousness took to filling Bunny's room wall to wall and floor to ceiling with actual Cadbury Eggs. Nobody knows where they came from, or how she got ahold of that many, but Both Bugs and Riptide want them cleared out, so they can get back into their room.

Rose Bunny wrote: Since Lee didn't drop a crime, I guess I will.

Beltane, in a fit of boredom and mischievousness took to filling Bunny's room wall to wall and floor to ceiling with actual Cadbury Eggs. Nobody knows where they came from, or how she got ahold of that many, but Both Bugs and Riptide want them cleared out, so they can get back into their room.

Beltane has to give up her room, for however long they're inconvenienced, and has to sleep in the dayroom, or something?

Crime: Breakdown breaks down another of Roulette's flying orbs?

But what happened to the eggs?

Rose Bunny wrote: But what happened to the eggs?

I want to say, "Give them to Chaka, and then stay with her, until the effects wear off", except for the "chocolate makes her horny" part, along with the "Sugar makes her hyperactive..."

Maybe feed them to Tink? Is that safer?

Enough Cadbury eggs to fill a dorm room, and you want to give them to Tink?
you trying to get the entire Eastern Seaboard destroyed?

Breaking down Roulette's orbs isn't really something that qualifies as punishable by the faculty.

True...

I'm finding it hard to find a good use for all that chocolate...

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Maybe Breakdown one of those room hand scanners, and lock someone out of their room?

*shrugs*

TTYL. Maybe someone else will think of something better.

Perhaps, it being Beltane, they were never REALLY there...

Rose Bunny wrote: But what happened to the eggs?

Jimmy T

And Belle has to feed him by hand.

Rose Bunny wrote: Breaking down Roulette's orbs isn't really something that qualifies as punishable by the faculty.

But breaking down one of Boom Job's toys from Roulette's care packages from home, might be.

null0trooper wrote:

Rose Bunny wrote: But what happened to the eggs?

Jimmy T

And Belle has to feed him by hand.

Rose Bunny wrote: Breaking down Roulette's orbs isn't really something that qualifies as punishable by the faculty.

But breaking down one of Boom Job's toys from Roulette's care packages from home, might be.

all that chocolate, it is a natural laxative, you know... I don't care how big Jimmy T can get... Beltane is still going to end up cleaning bathrooms.

Meh. Put those Cadbury Eggs in a big bin in the Crystal Hall. With all the big eaters in campus, I doubt that they will last more than a day or two.
As for where they came from: remember, there's a billionaire in the floor who has some appreciation for appropriate retribution on a prank. If Bunny had taken part in one of those badly-planned pranks played on him (think Shower Prank, or even Birthday Gifts Prank), he might have used some pocket change to finance Beltane.

That's the easy explanation.

I prefer to imagine that Jobe has created a flock of Cadbury Chickens.

Rose Bunny wrote: Since Lee didn't drop a crime, I guess I will.

Beltane, in a fit of boredom and mischievousness took to filling Bunny's room wall to wall and floor to ceiling with actual Cadbury Eggs. Nobody knows where they came from, or how she got ahold of that many, but Both Bugs and Riptide want them cleared out, so they can get back into their room.

YUMMMMMMY!!!!!! Chocolate eggs in a dorm room...inside a dorm full of girls that DON't NEED to watch their weight generally BECAUSE they are mutants??

you are 'actually' telling me they lasted that long to 'fill' the room...let alone the door being open to the hallway??

yaaa right pull my other leg!

lighttech wrote:

Rose Bunny wrote: Since Lee didn't drop a crime, I guess I will.

Beltane, in a fit of boredom and mischievousness took to filling Bunny's room wall to wall and floor to ceiling with actual Cadbury Eggs. Nobody knows where they came from, or how she got ahold of that many, but Both Bugs and Riptide want them cleared out, so they can get back into their room.

YUMMMMMMY!!!!!! Chocolate eggs in a dorm room...inside a dorm full of girls that DON't NEED to watch their weight generally BECAUSE they are mutants??

you are 'actually' telling me they lasted that long to 'fill' the room...let alone the door being open to the hallway??

yaaa right pull my other leg!

Especially as some actually need to maintain a high calorie intake as a result of their mutations. Looking at the energizers mainly...

Jobe maintains her innocence, but the suspicions about there being a bio-devisor involved with the culinary devisors that created the Flying Spaghetti Monster that is currently attacking Hawthorne all seem to point in that direction.

So far all attempts to eat it into submission have failed.

Rose Bunny wrote: Jobe maintains her innocence, but the suspicions about there being a bio-devisor involved with the culinary devisors that created the Flying Spaghetti Monster that is currently attacking Hawthorne all seem to point in that direction.

So far all attempts to eat it into submission have failed.

Shouldn't someone investigate the possibility that it was originally something Josie Gillman had tracked in on her shoes?

For Heather and Alexis (I never did quite get their code names down) the girls who got in a fight over Shine: Have them report to Ms Hartford.
After they are in her closed and locked office:
Ms Hartford, "Girls! Strip to the waist!"
Heather and Alexis (in chorus) "WHAT?!"
"You heard me! Strip to the waist!"
"WHY!?"
"It is the start of your punishment. Strip!"
"NO!"
"Admiral Everhart, Will you join me and restrain Alexis?" [Ghads for such hatable characters, I can't even recall their last names!]
In chorus, "You Can't Do This!"
Ms Hartford: "Are there any men present here?"
More meekly, and not quite in chorus, "No... But there are dykes on campus."
Admiral Everhart: "This room is under surveillance. No recording will ever leave the secure place it is stored, unless you file a complaint. Now Alexis?' Admiral Everhart brandishes a set of exemplar hand cuffs. "Do you want to do this the easy way or the hard way? I'm a higher level exemplar than you, but since you do have BMA I think you've seen Sensi Ito at work? He's my usual sparring partner, and I win some bouts against him. That means I'm older and meaner, and more knowledgeable than you. I'll definitely enjoy taking you down!" Admiral Everhart grins nastily.
Both girls are shortly standing, shivering naked to the waist...
Ms Hartford, "Cuff them together, right hand to left hand but so they can walk side by side."
When they are cuffed Ms Hartford presents them with specially modified tops. "Girls, you have five minutes to get dressed or I will put you out of this office and you will attend classes as you are!
"Your punishment is that you will remain handcuffed together until such time as you both shall agree that you will never behave toward the other as you did earlier in Chrystal hall. However, just saying that you will not behave that way is not enough, you must demonstrate the ability to cooperate for a minimum of ninety days. Four minutes and thirty seconds and counting girls!"

Anne wrote: For Heather and Alexis (I never did quite get their code names down) the girls who got in a fight over Shine: Have them report to Ms Hartford.
After they are in her closed and locked office:
Ms Hartford, "Girls! Strip to the waist!"
Heather and Alexis (in chorus) "WHAT?!"
"You heard me! Strip to the waist!"
"WHY!?"
"It is the start of your punishment. Strip!"
"NO!"
"Admiral Everhart, Will you join me and restrain Alexis?" [Ghads for such hatable characters, I can't even recall their last names!]
In chorus, "You Can't Do This!"
Ms Hartford: "Are there any men present here?"
More meekly, and not quite in chorus, "No... But there are dykes on campus."
Admiral Everhart: "This room is under surveillance. No recording will ever leave the secure place it is stored, unless you file a complaint. Now Alexis?' Admiral Everhart brandishes a set of exemplar hand cuffs. "Do you want to do this the easy way or the hard way? I'm a higher level exemplar than you, but since you do have BMA I think you've seen Sensi Ito at work? He's my usual sparring partner, and I win some bouts against him. That means I'm older and meaner, and more knowledgeable than you. I'll definitely enjoy taking you down!" Admiral Everhart grins nastily.
Both girls are shortly standing, shivering naked to the waist...
Ms Hartford, "Cuff them together, right hand to left hand but so they can walk side by side."
When they are cuffed Ms Hartford presents them with specially modified tops. "Girls, you have five minutes to get dressed or I will put you out of this office and you will attend classes as you are!
"Your punishment is that you will remain handcuffed together until such time as you both shall agree that you will never behave toward the other as you did earlier in Chrystal hall. However, just saying that you will not behave that way is not enough, you must demonstrate the ability to cooperate for a minimum of ninety days. Four minutes and thirty seconds and counting girls!"

Initiate the 'bom-chikka-wa-waaaa.' background music

JG wrote: someone stole Diamondback's essence crystals and arm bracers.

Then accidentally tore Gunny Bardue's car in half.

Who did it and how are they punished?

They have to carry both Diamondback and the Gunny around in a rickshaw

JG wrote: someone stole Diamondback's essence crystals and arm bracers.

Then accidentally tore Gunny Bardue's car in half.

Who did it and how are they punished?

Their parents had always told Matt and Ryan that "Sorry about that, <twin sibling of mine>" doesn't really cut it once the collateral damage kicks in. But it never entirely sank in until Monica was assigned as Team Awesome!'s new chewtoy nanny until she learned to act her age. There was some doubt expressed as to whether the temporary move to Hawthorne, to facilitate her in her new duties, would provide much deterrence against either retaliation or a repeat performance.

post October 2016 prank, fill an Energizer's room with small audio players covered in balls of carpet, making trilling noises periodically...

mhalpern wrote: post October 2016 prank, fill an Energizer's room with small audio players covered in balls of carpet, making trilling noises periodically...

Because no one decided on a punishment,

"You have two options, get pelted by the Tribbles- and it won't be Cpt Cisco tossing them, or babysitting"

Left unsaid- babysitting Karma, or depending on how extreme the offense, Karma & the Cody twins at the same time...

mhalpern wrote:

mhalpern wrote: post October 2016 prank, fill an Energizer's room with small audio players covered in balls of carpet, making trilling noises periodically...

Because no one decided on a punishment,

"You have two options, get pelted by the Tribbles- and it won't be Cpt Cisco tossing them, or babysitting"

Left unsaid- babysitting Karma, or depending on how extreme the offense, Karma & the Cody twins at the same time...

In Principle, I should punish you for getting Sisko's name wrong... by making you watch with Petshop and Wondercute.

Rose Bunny wrote:

mhalpern wrote:

mhalpern wrote: post October 2016 prank, fill an Energizer's room with small audio players covered in balls of carpet, making trilling noises periodically...

Because no one decided on a punishment,

"You have two options, get pelted by the Tribbles- and it won't be Cpt Cisco tossing them, or babysitting"

Left unsaid- babysitting Karma, or depending on how extreme the offense, Karma & the Cody twins at the same time...

In Principle, I should punish you for getting Sisko's name wrong... by making you watch with Petshop and Wondercute.

...Damm you, Rose Bunny. You beat me to the punch.

Rose Bunny wrote:

mhalpern wrote:

mhalpern wrote: post October 2016 prank, fill an Energizer's room with small audio players covered in balls of carpet, making trilling noises periodically...

Because no one decided on a punishment,

"You have two options, get pelted by the Tribbles- and it won't be Cpt Cisco tossing them, or babysitting"

Left unsaid- babysitting Karma, or depending on how extreme the offense, Karma & the Cody twins at the same time...

In Principle, I should punish you for getting Sisko's name wrong... by making you watch with Petshop and Wondercute.

It was on my phone.. and I didn't have a chance to look it up. Also who said it was Petshop and Wondercute this crime is imitation tribbles in the room of an energizer...

They were YOUR punishment.

Jobe assists the Whateley LARP group in their latest campaign by recreating the spiders of Murkwood to play with.

Rose Bunny wrote: Jobe assists the Whateley LARP group in their latest campaign by recreating the spiders of Murkwood to play with.

Jobe's creations are returned to his lab after a series of adorable tweaks, by a carefully-supervised Belphegor. ( Can you say "Sparkles"? And "pastels"? )

The LARP group is rewarded for their escapades by being signed up as "Murder Hobos" to the Beta Training Track. Gunny Bardue has been personally asked to find an outlet for their excess energy. Their first op will be a "milk run" against The Cutettes in their "Friendship is Magic" scenario.

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This is, of course, after Mischief and Monkeywrench con Hekyll and Jekyll into helping the The Cutettes develop and refine their "Friendship is Magic" scenario.