Question Only in the Whateley Universe Commericals and Ads

From Chat... these were contributed by Bek

"Is your business covered in case of Alien Invasion?"

"Does your car insurance cover being stepped on by a Giant Robot?"

"Are Telepaths intruding on your dreams, stealing your ideas and beating you to the patent or copyright office? Call the Law Firm of..."

"The Captain Courage illegitimate issue Family Reunion is being held this April! Are you one of Captain Courage's hundreds of left behind offspring? If you are, contact us at..."

"Is your child the offspring of an Alien Invader? You may be owed compensation! Call the Law Firm of Dewey, Chetham and Howe!"

"You say that you lost your job because you were mind controlled by a mutant to do a strip tease and dance on the table at your company's Christmas Party..."

"Claim denied: reason...the hero used 'heat vision' you are only covered for lazerbeam eyes...sir?"

What do you mean I am not covered by ALFlak?
Well you cover is for mad or insane Scientists? In this case the man was a mad doctor that experimented on your body and not covered, BUT look at this way....you look great!
I look like a stripper now!
well that seems like an improvement sir or ma'am?
I was an NFL leading running back, now I am the best cheerleader!

Loving it! Law firm of D, C and H!
Sorry sir, Aflak does not cover knowingly engaging in hazardous activities not required by your employer... Off work accidents while flying have to be insured separately.

lighttech wrote: I was an NFL leading running back, now I am the best cheerleader!

Were you perhaps inspired by EGS: NP - 469 ?



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"Buy your monopole perpetual motion machine, today!"

"Sorry, sir, our plans don't cover losing your job due to your boss being killed as part of his supervillainy. But, we do offer a whitelist of known non-villainous employers!"

New Geico commercial: So simple even a non mutant can understand it....

I'm an inventor.



But I just got aced out of the patent office but some sick little mutant half my age! So now I'm a super villain and my giant robot is going to get me the respect I deserve! And this little parking deck is all that stands between me and the completion of my evil master plan. Oops!



But if you go with some cut rate car insurance you might be having to pay for this beautiful destruction yourself. So get Goodkind Insurance and get protected from Mayhem, like me.

(inspired by the 'havoc' guy in insurance commercial)

"Normally, sir, your car being hit by a herd of genetically-engineered flying kangapigs would be covered, but the policy has an explicit exception for accidents caused by probability warpers."

Ad for D, C, and H attorneys at law: Your insurance policy has exceptions that you are sure weren't there when you signed it? We make someone else pay for the damage you sustained.
Syndicate ad: We do more than break legs!

"With daily nonstops... from Houston and the Kennedy Space Center... to the ISS or Hilton Orbital Casino Hotel... Airtran can get you out of this world... for a price that will leave you on cloud nine! This is... William Shatner... for Airtran Airlines... Go! There's nothing stopping you!" "Oh my"

Karadonia Mines now hiring. We provide Medical and Dental. Be set for life!

With Mediacast's new Exospeed Internet, you'll have that file downloaded before you finish clicking.

Visit Disney's newest Pirates of the Caribbean ride with full holographic emersion.

Mattel's newest Easter Bunny, it really paints!

Introducing the Sony Playstation 2 with all new gadgeteer-designed quantum processors, Next-gen graphics chips, and superior playability. Playstation: for the players

Every day, thousands of people die from mutant rampages. Every day, someone you may know has died from a mutant-related incident. But every day, we're there for you. The MCO is your protectors, keeping you and your family safe. But we cannot act without your help. If you see suspicious activity, don't fret. Call the MCO, and we'll take care of that nasty supervillian. MCO: making America safe again.

"Some stores claim to serve big and tall customers, but they don't really get Big and Tall the way we do...Dress Barn."

"Uncomfortable with the way you look? We can help. Crowley, Crowley, Kinomoto and Hinamori. 1-888-CRO-WLEY. Call in the next five minutes for a 20% discount on your evaluation!"

"Yes, unlike my predecessor, we will cover Diedrick medications... JUST PLEASE STOP SHRINKING OUR OFFICES ALREADY!"

At Wilhelm Plastic Surgery, we put the Plastic into Plastic Surgery.

Katssun wrote: "Uncomfortable with the way you look? We can help. Crowley, Crowley, Kinomoto and Hinamori. 1-888-CRO-WLEY. Call in the next five minutes for a 20% discount on your evaluation!"

What's the inspiration for the names, here? One of the Crowleys is likely Aleister Crowley... Sakura Kinomoto and Amu Hinamori are the most well known of the others...

But how do they relate?

Dewey, Chetham and Howe Attorneys at law: Be sure to engage our services before your opponent does!

Malady wrote:

Katssun wrote: "Uncomfortable with the way you look? We can help. Crowley, Crowley, Kinomoto and Hinamori. 1-888-CRO-WLEY. Call in the next five minutes for a 20% discount on your evaluation!"

What's the inspiration for the names, here? One of the Crowleys is likely Aleister Crowley... Sakura Kinomoto and Amu Hinamori are the most well known of the others...

But how do they relate?

Descendants of Crowley for the name recognition, but Kinomoto and Hinamori for transformation magic. At least, that's what I was going for.

"Have you or a loved one suffered death or permanent injury as a result of improper administration of Proestra? Recent court finds have ruled that improper labeling has resulted in numerous instances of malpractice in the use of Proestra (lutinase) packaged under contract by Smith-Kline-Glaxo. Contact the law firm Chasseur, Twartz, and Pettifogg for information on the class action suit..."

Gadgeteer with a new invention? Let Robert Uther Blynde US Patent Atty help you with all those pesky forms.

with all the attorney posts I had to post this one...my FAV!

not only did I play this game City of heros, all the time!

but my boss at a hollywood studio was Chris Jenkins the mixer and I showed him a printout of this pic one day and he could not stop laughing at it!
www.imdb.com/name/nm0420804/?ref_=nmbio_bio_nm

lighttech wrote: with all the attorney posts I had to post this one...my FAV!

not only did I play this game City of heros, all the time!

but my boss at a hollywood studio was Chris Jenkins the mixer and I showed him a printout of this pic one day and he could not stop laughing at it!
www.imdb.com/name/nm0420804/?ref_=nmbio_bio_nm

He needs a (900) number.

For those outside the US, that is used for pay numbers, usually phone sex and lawyers.