Question Harem Syndrome

I created this for my Magic School Universe...I was TRYING for a sketch but this is what came out instead...I can also see if happening in the Whateley Universe.

Hāremumono or Harem Syndrome (Sometimes referred to as MC or Main Character Syndrome)

This new syndrome is said to have originated in Japan, although there is some argument of whether the first cases began in the Shinjuku or the Akihabara Districts.

From all appearance it appears to be a Quantum-binding/gestalt/resonance centered on an individual(Although sometime multiple gestalts hetrodyne), this individual becomes surrounded by two or more suitors of the (usually) opposite gender(s) the gestalt often empowers the center even if he has no latent or magical talent (If nothing else the center gains increased stamina up to "Iron Butt-Monkey" levels)

Suitors also find that any latent, active or innate abilities become more powerful. The Suitors also start to display a Stockholm Syndrome-like obsession with the Center. Unlike Stockholm Syndrome however the Suitors remain capable of freewill and can break away if there is a clear dismissal by the center or if the center strays too far the suitor's moral code. Interviews with Suitors liken it to an Ear-worm that resonates with feelings of heat/rut/lust/master/submissive/sibling-like bonds to the Center. The syndrome also increases the aggressiveness and competitiveness of the suitors.

Known Phenomena Associated with Harem Syndrome:

Morals Realignment(Rare)
Sexual Orientation Shift
Increased Stamina(Extremely Common)
Spontaneous Sexual Reassignment(Uncommon)
Attraction of other Quantum Syndromes
Libido Overdrive(Common)
Random Tentacle or (Clothing Devouring) Slime Attacks (Uncommon)

The sudden outbreak and spreading of this syndrome have prompted several Countries/Prefectures/States to include special polygamy dispensations to Local/Country/State Laws to Legally and Medically Provable sufferers of this condition, if only to keep the collateral damage and casualties to a minimum.

BTW Not to proud to take constructive criticism on it, some might find itself included in future edits.

Jade, harem of one... Thuban better keep her happy.

Sounds hilarious, but I recommend some faux examples of this syndrome.

Actually we already see something simular in effect with T-bird. And Danny it appears isn't far behind. Except his harem is growing far larger if he were ever to act upon it.

Somehow, if it happened... Jobe would get blamed.

Rose Bunny wrote: Somehow, if it happened... Jobe would get blamed.

Oh dear and Jobe has a minor thing for T-Bird as well.

While the Drow are arguably a harem in search of a subject.

And that is Jobe's fault.

Arcanist Lupus wrote: While the Drow are arguably a harem in search of a subject.

And that is Jobe's fault.

in the Whateley Universe I believe the collective term for a group of Drow is a "harem".

DanZilla wrote:

Arcanist Lupus wrote: While the Drow are arguably a harem in search of a subject.

And that is Jobe's fault.

in the Whateley Universe I believe the collective term for a group of Drow is a "harem".

I was thinking the proper name for a grope of Drow would be "party". It just fits on so many levels.

Yolandria wrote: Actually we already see something simular in effect with T-bird. And Danny it appears isn't far behind. Except his harem is growing far larger if he were ever to act upon it.

It's said that he has bin getting action while at Whateley. It's Wonder Cute that's the problem. They don't want him as a boy friend but as a catgirl mascot.

NJM1564 wrote:

Yolandria wrote: Actually we already see something simular in effect with T-bird. And Danny it appears isn't far behind. Except his harem is growing far larger if he were ever to act upon it.

It's said that he has bin getting action while at Whateley. It's Wonder Cute that's the problem. They don't want him as a boy friend but as a catgirl mascot.

Jade, Molly, Bunny, and Anna all have S/Os. That only leaves Misty and Lindsey. Does Danny really want to date the daughter of Devilmaster? Or Misty?

NJM1564 wrote: I was thinking the proper name for a grope of Drow would be "party". It just fits on so many levels.

But is a party not more often the antagonists of Drow?

I propose it be called a Deception.

Lindsey is a sweetheart and might go well with Danny?

Misty... can anyone actually keep UP with Misty? Even Jadis struggles with that, and Jadis has incredibly high tolerance and mental speed both.

Actually makes me ask if anybody has seen any boys taking interest in Misty? She has the looks to earn attention, but being Jadis's roommate could accidentally be throwing a wrench into her prospect without Jadis OR Misty realizing it.

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I hereby add the following addition to my standard Jadis/Joe ship. Misty/Jack

Iwasforger03 wrote: Lindsey is a sweetheart and might go well with Danny?

I think that pink haired girl he met before coming to Whateley is a better fit.

NJM1564 wrote:

Iwasforger03 wrote: Lindsey is a sweetheart and might go well with Danny?

I think that pink haired girl he met before coming to Whateley is a better fit.

Unfortunately, that'd be confined to fanfic only, 'cause Light dropped out?

That story was always a one off.

Iwasforger03 wrote: Misty... can anyone actually keep UP with Misty? Even Jadis struggles with that, and Jadis has incredibly high tolerance and mental speed both.

Actually makes me ask if anybody has seen any boys taking interest in Misty? She has the looks to earn attention, but being Jadis's roommate could accidentally be throwing a wrench into her prospect without Jadis OR Misty realizing it.

I'm convinced that Misty is at least partially faking her personality. I think Jadis suspects the same. (edit: Like she's actually a Ditz-2, but dials it up to Ditz-6.) The way that girls pretend they're not nerds in high school because of peer expectations. She makes Jadis and others drop their guard around her, and open up more. She's the one that puts Wondercute into hyper mode. Nobody takes her seriously, but it is impossible to not have a good time around her unless you're super stoic and overly serious.

There's not a lot of evidence, because she doesn't show up that often and very rarely has gotten a POV, but sometimes Misty acts a little too focused and direct.

She's not up to anything nefarious or anything, but when you really think about it, we know almost nothing about her and very little of it has been verified in subsequent stories.

So obviously I would support Misty and Danny, but Danny and Ros is obviously way better.

Misty's personality might be an act. Jadis still has trouble keeping up with it, and it's supposed to be an act.

Other possibility - Misty has an esper power

Third possibility - She really is that hyper and bubbly and nice and friendly and just isn't actually stupid. The personality type is typically associated with lesser intelligence, but nothing strictly says she actually HAS to be dumb, or that she can't be both fairly smart AND that hyper/happy/bubbly/etc.

Katssun wrote:

Iwasforger03 wrote: Misty... can anyone actually keep UP with Misty? Even Jadis struggles with that, and Jadis has incredibly high tolerance and mental speed both.

Actually makes me ask if anybody has seen any boys taking interest in Misty? She has the looks to earn attention, but being Jadis's roommate could accidentally be throwing a wrench into her prospect without Jadis OR Misty realizing it.

I'm convinced that Misty is at least partially faking her personality. I think Jadis suspects the same. (edit: Like she's actually a Ditz-2, but dials it up to Ditz-6.) The way that girls pretend they're not nerds in high school because of peer expectations. She makes Jadis and others drop their guard around her, and open up more. She's the one that puts Wondercute into hyper mode. Nobody takes her seriously, but it is impossible to not have a good time around her unless you're super stoic and overly serious.

There's not a lot of evidence, because she doesn't show up that often and very rarely has gotten a POV, but sometimes Misty acts a little too focused and direct.

She's not up to anything nefarious or anything, but when you really think about it, we know almost nothing about her and very little of it has been verified in subsequent stories.

Where can I buy more of that stock? Misty's actions during the shoping trips in Boston and New York clearly show she can ask smart questons, and she can certainly held her own in pitched situations. It makes me think about Sunburst.

Speaking of her, I'm trying to imagine Nacht's springbreak with her and Gloriana. I mean, if I remember it right, she wants the Capes to rush Jadis and a 'weenie crap' (Magni-Girl's words) in Odds and Ends part 2, and I think she could be talking about Nacht. And any story leading to Gloria wanting to put Nacht on a superhero road must be well worth the read.

Isn't Misty the one who went psycho during All the King's Horses?

Although it was a more sociopathic episode than a rager one.

BTW made one slight change so far:

Random Tentacle or (Clothing Devouring) Slime Attacks (Uncommon)

Arcanist Lupus wrote: Isn't Misty the one who went psycho during All the King's Horses?

After she got her arm cut off!

A little understanding please! Girl had a bad day, these things happen.

At least it's not some form of devisor-produced weaponized aerosol Lust-demon scent...

and Jobe, no... just no...

Arcanist Lupus wrote: Isn't Misty the one who went psycho during All the King's Horses?

Yes, but let me cut your arm off in a heated battle and we will see how well you keep your cool.

yeah, totally unfair. you get your arm cut off and you don't get a sister out of it. what a rip-off.

I really need to catch up. Somebody cut off Misty's ARM???? O.o

Poor girl. That cannot have ended well for whoever was behind it. At all.

Iwasforger03 wrote: I really need to catch up. Somebody cut off Misty's ARM???? O.o

Poor girl. That cannot have ended well for whoever was behind it. At all.

It was in the Sims, it was Gunny's idea of teaching Wondercute some humility. It almost broke up Wondercute and Star League Jr.

Ok, if it was Gunny Bardue, then MAYBE it could have ended well for him by his own standards... maybe.

Naw, they need Wondercute as a team to throw at the Grunts and FSHA teams.
Known Harem Centers:

Thunderbird
Danny Franks
Bladedancer
(one other that slips my mind)

Dpragan wrote: Naw, they need Wondercute as a team to throw at the Grunts and FSHA teams.
Known Harem Centers:

Thunderbird
Danny Franks
Bladedancer
(one other that slips my mind)

Chika and Sara.
But as far as I know Bladedancer only has one partner
And Kodiak has one. But only in the dream realm.

NJM1564 wrote:

Dpragan wrote: Naw, they need Wondercute as a team to throw at the Grunts and FSHA teams.
Known Harem Centers:

Thunderbird
Danny Franks
Bladedancer
(one other that slips my mind)

Chika and Sara.
But as far as I know Bladedancer only has one partner
And Kodiak has one. But only in the dream realm.

Unless either Gateway or Chain Lightning has dropped dead over the summer, Bladedancer has more than one partner.

Chou has two - the monk and the kissy ninja. (ninja'd)

Who's Chika?

Probably "Chaka." She doesn't keep an harem per se, but she does have Riptide on the side of Thunderbird, and there's a number of guys who keep hitting on her despite her telling them clearly that she's not interested -- like Jolt, and Mace (who can't wrap his tiny minds around the fact that she's happy dating a white boy) and Dredz (who can't wrap his mind around the fact that she's already dating someone).

But then, by that criteria, Fey also has both a boyfriend (Stalwart), a girlfriend (Bunny) and a legion of fans/suitors (too many to count, including some she has never actually met).

Chou has only two, (well, she's pretty cute -- she might have a couple of other suitors too) but what makes her case notable is that they ARE actively dating and they DO know about each other.

And then, in Gen2 there's Kenshin... who is not dating anybody, but not for lack of trying on the part of the girls.

Oh, and let's not forget Kayda. Let me see, Debra, Roz, Lainie... yeah, I think if Chaka can be counted, she also can.

Lanie has had Kayda, Tansy, and Wyatt at one time or another.

Dpragan wrote: Naw, they need Wondercute as a team to throw at the Grunts and FSHA teams.
Known Harem Centers:

Thunderbird
Danny Franks
Bladedancer
(one other that slips my mind)

Wyatt

Sara, fey, toni might all qualify? Jobe?

I'd say Fey and Chou are in open relationships, and not a harem. Chou's is kind of specifically a loving threesome.

Sara definitely had a harem going.

Jobe's vision for drow harems is anything but enjoyable for the male. "Shared" in the same way roommates share a microwave or a hair dryer. Hopefully it was cleaned up after use or was left in generally the same spot.

Katssun wrote: I'd say Fey and Chou are in open relationships, and not a harem. Chou's is kind of specifically a loving threesome.

Sara definitely had a harem going.

Jobe's vision for drow harems is anything but enjoyable for the male. "Shared" in the same way roommates share a microwave or a hair dryer. Hopefully it was cleaned up after use or was left in generally the same spot.

Should we start a thread for Drow party husband selection? I'd suggest Gressy they would save a fortune on lube.

Nah, Jobe will want someone who will make the kids come out looking good and smart and etc. Though there was mention of Peeper at once point...

Iwasforger03 wrote: Nah, Jobe will want someone who will make the kids come out looking good and smart and etc. Though there was mention of Peeper at once point...

Remember that Jobe considers Greasy to be the 5th best chemdevisor at Whateley, although what Bugs is doing on that list I'm not sure. (Jobe is obviously first.)

Squirrels Mouth wrote: Jobe went on, “Of course you’re thanking me. It’s only natural. But I’m not interested in your little problem. I’m busy with my own projects right now. I just don’t have the time. But try Hazmat. If he can’t get the job done, try Bugs, then Telomer, then Greasy, or even Erlenmeyer if you’re really desperate.” Then he stepped into his private lab and slammed the door in her face.

Iwasforger03 wrote: Nah, Jobe will want someone who will make the kids come out looking good and smart and etc. Though there was mention of Peeper at once point...

Plus under his fake skin he might be really cute. And the thought of how Peeper would react to the situation is so much fun.

Valentine wrote: Remember that Jobe considers Greasy to be the 5th best chemdevisor at Whateley, although what Bugs is doing on that list I'm not sure. (Jobe is obviously first.)

Bugs totally belongs on the list. All those fancy grenades that Ayla is always buying are primarily chemical in design.

Bugs has studied eggs in depth, having cited their structural strengths many times. it could be said she also probably knows a thing or two about bio divising in eggs and early stage cellular structuring.

Imaging Bugs engineering artificial bio-devise eggs that explode and release toxins or nerve agents or something.

only problem is Jobe would steal one and engineer a chicken that would lay them, and reproduce via other methods.

so the egg came before the chicken.

I always took Bugs to be one of the better all-around Devisors/Gadgeteers of the original canon, along with Belfatso (Belphy is number three then I guess). Bugs just has a few quirks like preferring the egg shape and not knowing which creation is a devise and which is reproducible.

Pretty much all of Jade's things were made by Bugs, to hide the J-team's existence.

That Jobe respects her that much is a pretty glowing compliment.

NJM1564 wrote:

DanZilla wrote:

Arcanist Lupus wrote: While the Drow are arguably a harem in search of a subject.

And that is Jobe's fault.

in the Whateley Universe I believe the collective term for a group of Drow is a "harem".

I was thinking the proper name for a grope of Drow would be "party". It just fits on so many levels.

A grope of Drow? Was that an intentional pun?

I'd think that Fey qualifies. Also maybe Chaka is another intersecting with T'bird?

Katssun wrote: I always took Bugs to be one of the better all-around Devisors/Gadgeteers of the original canon, along with Belfatso (Belphy is number three then I guess). Bugs just has a few quirks like preferring the egg shape and not knowing which creation is a devise and which is reproducible.

Pretty much all of Jade's things were made by Bugs, to hide the J-team's existence.

That Jobe respects her that much is a pretty glowing compliment.

I don't think people are discounting her abilities as a devisor, just that Jobe thinks that highly of her as a BIO-deviser.In all honesty, as far as Belphegor goes, I think he could be rated higher than most people give credit for, if not for the fact that he's lazy. I mean he could make brilliant things like his chair, but most of the time his laziness gets in his way and he resorts to theft.

Rose Bunny wrote: I don't think people are discounting her abilities as a devisor, just that Jobe thinks that highly of her as a BIO-deviser.In all honesty, as far as Belphegor goes, I think he could be rated higher than most people give credit for, if not for the fact that he's lazy. I mean he could make brilliant things like his chair, but most of the time his laziness gets in his way and he resorts to theft.

Actually Belphegor is one the most impressive Devisors around. Not only does he, occasionally, make his own things, he takes devises made by others and not only uses them, but modifies them and keeps them functional! It would be scary to let him near some of the powerful, but nonfunctional devises, he might be able to fix them.

Valentine wrote:
Actually Belphegor is one the most impressive Devisors around. Not only does he, occasionally, make his own things, he takes devises made by others and not only uses them, but modifies them and keeps them functional! It would be scary to let him near some of the powerful, but nonfunctional devises, he might be able to fix them.

I'm not disagreeing with you, I'm just saying that his inherent laziness gets in his way of being considered higher than he is. True he can hijack the work of others and work on it, but that gets him on all their sh*tlists. If he made more of his own impressive things, and stole less, they would probably have a higher opinion of him... hygiene and slovenliness not withstanding.

Rose Bunny wrote: I don't think people are discounting her abilities as a devisor, just that Jobe thinks that highly of her as a BIO-deviser.In all honesty, as far as Belphegor goes, I think he could be rated higher than most people give credit for, if not for the fact that he's lazy. I mean he could make brilliant things like his chair, but most of the time his laziness gets in his way and he resorts to theft.

No. What Aquerna needed was not a biodevisor, was someone competent enough in organic chemistry to synthesize a known organic compound on demand. Jobe considered the task too pedestrian for himself. He gave his list of recommendations based on general competency on the chemical lab, not on anything related to mutant powers.
Hazmat IS a very competent organic chemist, but he doesn't seem particularly high on the gadgeteering scale (I mean, his biggest success is a depilatory, which wasn't what he set out to create) and might be even a zero on the devisor scale, since all his creations seem strongly grounded in real-world chemistry. Yet he was on the top of Jobe's list. Jobe probably sees Hazmat as a very good potential lab assistant -- not particularly creative, but give him a task and he will do it to perfection.

Rose Bunny wrote:

Valentine wrote:
Actually Belphegor is one the most impressive Devisors around. Not only does he, occasionally, make his own things, he takes devises made by others and not only uses them, but modifies them and keeps them functional! It would be scary to let him near some of the powerful, but nonfunctional devises, he might be able to fix them.

I'm not disagreeing with you, I'm just saying that his inherent laziness gets in his way of being considered higher than he is. True he can hijack the work of others and work on it, but that gets him on all their sh*tlists. If he made more of his own impressive things, and stole less, they would probably have a higher opinion of him... hygiene and slovenliness not withstanding.

You missed the point. Devises are in general not fixable, repairable, modifiable, changeable, and sometimes not even usable by other people. But Belphatso uses and modifies devises, gadgets, and whatnot willy-nilly not caring who made it or what its original purpose was.

Belphoebe was cloned using a partially completed cloning tank that Belphegor finished building, a modified "Metal Fatigue Inducer" reversed to prevent the clone from dissolving into goo, Knicknack's doohicky to copy the memories, and a few other things. This is not something that other Devisors can do.

And Belphoebe is all that level of skill, without the years of neuroses, low self-esteem, and self-fulfilling failure.

Jobe is terrifying in her own right. Belphoebe is perhaps the best overall devisor on campus.

...and they are members of the same harem. Know fear Thunderbird, for thee are hunted.

I wasn't commenting on his skill, more on his perception amongst the other devisors. If he'd stop jacking their projects, they would generally think higher of him. That's what I was trying to say.

Katssun wrote: And Belphoebe is all that level of skill, without the years of neuroses, low self-esteem, and self-fulfilling failure.

Jobe is terrifying in her own right. Belphoebe is perhaps the best overall devisor on campus.

...and they are members of the same harem. Know fear Thunderbird, for thee are hunted.

And thank God for Jadis, because the only reason Belphy is a seemingly functional nice person who hasn't gone into a screaming tear of destruction, hatred, and vengeance is thanks to Jadis.

Belphy is REALLY good, even Jobe acknowledges this in his own way. They share lab space and I don't think we ever actually hear Jobe accurately criticize anything Belphy makes or works on, while Belphy is allowed to touch, examine, and assist Jobe's own work frequently.

I wonder - should I really give Danny a lot of "really" interested girls, or just a bunch who think he's cute but won't date him?

Wait a sec - why am I asking you? You don't know. I'm the author, right? (breaking 4th wall)

elrodw wrote: I wonder - should I really give Danny a lot of "really" interested girls, or just a bunch who think he's cute but won't date him?

Wait a sec - why am I asking you? You don't know. I'm the author, right? (breaking 4th wall)

you could be really sadistic and have him meet a girl that is the avatar of something that is a normal food of his spirit. For that matter, you could introduce him to Psydoe and give the girl even MORE issues.

"My spirit thinks you look delicious"

elrodw wrote: I wonder - should I really give Danny a lot of "really" interested girls, or just a bunch who think he's cute but won't date him?

Wait a sec - why am I asking you? You don't know. I'm the author, right? (breaking 4th wall)

D) all of the above.

(C is lesbians who are interested in Danny, but only when he is in female form, obviously)

Arcanist Lupus wrote:

elrodw wrote: I wonder - should I really give Danny a lot of "really" interested girls, or just a bunch who think he's cute but won't date him?

Wait a sec - why am I asking you? You don't know. I'm the author, right? (breaking 4th wall)

D) all of the above.

(C is lesbians who are interested in Danny, but only when he is in female form, obviously)

E: Normal'ish cats falling for him. Timless's kitten and Schrodinger.
F: Random wares including Bloodwolf.
G: The Vodowolf dump the bastard and elect him there new queen. I want to see such and Eldridge monstrosity giving him a flower.

NJM1564 wrote:

Arcanist Lupus wrote:

elrodw wrote: I wonder - should I really give Danny a lot of "really" interested girls, or just a bunch who think he's cute but won't date him?

Wait a sec - why am I asking you? You don't know. I'm the author, right? (breaking 4th wall)

D) all of the above.

(C is lesbians who are interested in Danny, but only when he is in female form, obviously)

E: Normal'ish cats falling for him. Timless's kitten and Schrodinger.
F: Random wares including Bloodwolf.
G: The Vodowolf dump the bastard and elect him there new queen. I want to see such and Eldridge monstrosity giving him a flower.

H - one or more of the were-panthers from the Medawihla tribe take a fancy to Danica...

elrodw wrote:
H - one or more of the were-panthers from the Medawihla tribe take a fancy to Danica...

Well, We know Paige is kinda lonely without Sara around.

elrodw wrote: H - one or more of the were-panthers from the Medawihla tribe take a fancy to Danica...

I would say they needed some new blood, but they just had an influx from elsewhere.

I - Harry Wolf starts after Danica.

elrodw wrote: I wonder - should I really give Danny a lot of "really" interested girls, or just a bunch who think he's cute but won't date him?

Those two sets are likely to intersect at "He's really cute, but he'd never want to go out with me!" Not that he might not suffer from the same self-esteem issues.


Rose Bunny's idea: "My spirit thinks you look delicious"

Aquerna (squirrel avatar) is a member of Wondercute. Bears and wolves do compete with pumas for food. Now paging Kodiak, Loophole, Bloodwolf, and Lupine!

[ For a bit of "Screw With Danny's Head-space", I really should write something with him and Metro being forced to interact. Insecure Avatar of a puma spirit meets Queer Magician with an "antagonize almost all living creatures" aura. ]

Harry Wolfe is after Danica... Hey, wasn't there a girl with the spirit of a hamster? Maybe she could meet Danny!

Hmmm. Just remembered something...

Feral has never been really explored, with Liliandra disappearing and everything, but in the "Wild Times" excerpts she HAS been seen to shift into the form of a mountain lion (it's not really clear in those story fragments, but it's suggested that she has more than one animal form). Could be an... interesting meeting...

An ancient spirit of the people meeting the avatar of the Greek and roman goddess of the Hunt? yes, yes it could be.

elrodw wrote: I wonder - should I really give Danny a lot of "really" interested girls, or just a bunch who think he's cute but won't date him?

Wait a sec - why am I asking you? You don't know. I'm the author, right? (breaking 4th wall)

A: Both, and
B: Why limit it to just girls.
C: Hell, tom cats even.

As fun as it would be to see Danny have to deal with other male cats. I don't think there are any in school atm. All the cats i can think of are girls. Miyet,Feral, Paige. Lots of puppies though. Something to think on...

Kayda walking around, yelling at all the campus wolves... "All right, who tree'd my little brother?"

and then the whole having to get Danny DOWN from the tree.

Rose Bunny wrote: and then the whole having to get Danny DOWN from the tree.

"Null sheen, luv. Stick-n-shock rounds: fastest way to get a cat out of a tree since fire hoses were invented!"

null0trooper wrote:

Rose Bunny wrote: and then the whole having to get Danny DOWN from the tree.

"Null sheen, luv. Stick-n-shock rounds: fastest way to get a cat out of a tree since fire hoses were invented!"

and if Oak is the tree?

Yolandria wrote: As fun as it would be to see Danny have to deal with other male cats. I don't think there are any in school atm. All the cats i can think of are girls. Miyet,Feral, Paige. Lots of puppies though. Something to think on...

I will now make a one eyed cat boy student called Greebo.

Rose Bunny wrote:

null0trooper wrote:

Rose Bunny wrote: and then the whole having to get Danny DOWN from the tree.

"Null sheen, luv. Stick-n-shock rounds: fastest way to get a cat out of a tree since fire hoses were invented!"

and if Oak is the tree?

Does Oak really care for the kitty-boy, or is he just hoping to sacrifice Danny to his vegetative symbiont for the fertilizer value of the rotting corpse?

If the latter, calling up a water elemental, 'cause Winter is Coming

I think he would just not want to get hit, if they miss.

null0trooper wrote: If the latter, calling up a water elemental, 'cause Winter is Coming

What does Marian Kilgareth-Donnehammer have to do with Oak killing Pounce for fertilizer?

Speaking of Oak, he definitely has a harem.

Sir Lee wrote:

null0trooper wrote: If the latter, calling up a water elemental, 'cause Winter is Coming

What does Marian Kilgareth-Donnehammer have to do with Oak killing Pounce for fertilizer?

She still wants to join the Capes, doesn't she? What better way to show she has the Right Stuff than saving the Danny in Distress?

Pretty sure Schrödinger is male...at least some of the time, but he might have to drag his pet Josie into this.

But is Schrödinger even a cat? My understanding is he's a baby shoggoth that has learned just this one form so far.

Cat, Cathullhu what's the difference? Oh wait! They can hypnotize mice for their dinner.

This seems like a good place to leave this.

In my heart still lives the hope that something will happen between Tansy and Danny !

Esar wrote: In my heart still lives the hope that something will happen between Tansy and Danny !

Danny would not stand a chance.

But... Tansy is so happy that Kayda is her friend now, I don't think that she would screw that up by going after Danny, who is younger and more than a little Naive. I'm still hoping Danny's friend Cassie ends up at Whateley.

The children of Danny go to war with the Drow.
The bastard: "Whelp I'm not needed hear." Goes on vacation.

You've all got it wrong, Teri is going to make Danny part of her harem. She just needs to find some other really cute guys to join him in the worship of her.

And then Carson calls in the nukes.

I thought that Tansy was part of Wyatt Cody's harem...

Tansy could be a yes and a no. She did sleep with him back in her evil skanky days, but now she's more trying to be Kayda and Lanie's friend, and unless she got permission now, Lanie would smack her around.

I actually thought that she was basically in a menage-a-trois with them... Elaine and Cody. And the only reason that it doesn't include Kadya is that she's literally Penophobic because she was gang raped.

Anne wrote: And the only reason that it doesn't include Kadya is that she's literally Penophobic because she was gang raped.

Deborah gets really jealous and hurt when Kayda sleeps with someone else, even when it isn't intentional. It's something Ros mentioned too, so it isn't a recent thing with her.

Rose Bunny wrote: Tansy could be a yes and a no. She did sleep with him back in her evil skanky days, but now she's more trying to be Kayda and Lanie's friend, and unless she got permission now, Lanie would smack her around.

Tansy: "Can I have sex with your brother."
Lanie: "..."

no, bad! Tansy would break him. Unless he was in kitty girl form, and had help from his spirit.

oops, I was thinking of Kayda and Danny, for some reason... carry on, nothing to see here.

NJM1564 wrote:

Rose Bunny wrote: Tansy could be a yes and a no. She did sleep with him back in her evil skanky days, but now she's more trying to be Kayda and Lanie's friend, and unless she got permission now, Lanie would smack her around.

Tansy: "Can I have sex with your brother."
Lanie: "..."

*hits NJM1564 with anime mallet* Stronghold is in a loving relationship with Mega-Girl and they are still together in Gen 2. Besides, it is Kayda's brother who has a crush on Tansy.

What proof do we have that Megs and Stronghold are still together in Gen 2?

Anne wrote: What proof do we have that Megs and Stronghold are still together in Gen 2?

They were double teaming Baron Blitzen pretty hard in The Road To Whateley...

Anne wrote: What proof do we have that Megs and Stronghold are still together in Gen 2?

Suddenly a flying car zoomed in over head, accompanied by a man and a woman who were flying. He had red hair to her flowing blonde tresses and they were both in blue with capes on his chest was a stylized SH and hers a matching MG. “Empire City Guard!” Stronghold shouted. “Nobody move!”

It's obvious that they hate each other, what with being on the same team, the matching costumes and everything.

Thank you, I don't know how I managed to not recall that scene. Yep pretty obvious what happened to Stronghold and Megs.

BTW about your end quote...WTF do you have against Al gore?

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