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- Rose Bunny
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That tempts me to write a Host story.NJM1564 wrote: Why did I have to read that right before dinner? Put up a warning on those things.
Nah.
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- OtherEric
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NJM1564 wrote: Ok, I think this is the point I have to ask. Just how cannon are the Micro-scenes?
The Micro-scenes are NEVER canon. There are a few micro-scenes by the Canon Cabal that were later incorporated into canon stories; and in some even rarer cases some elements from some of the non-Cabal stories were referenced in the canon stories.
But anything in the Micro-scene thread is NOT canon; at best a very, very few elements later worked their way into it.
- Kettlekorn
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Oops. Oh well. I'm sure I can suss out a suitably surreal solution to these shenanigans.Sir Lee wrote: The scene was really funny. Only problem was...
...Hartford. Who was not lost in the tunnels (her fiancé was, though), and who is not called Amanda. Or maybe Mrs. Chulkris was the "Amanda" Liz Carson was talking to?
I am not even a canon author, so I'll take your concern as a complement. I am sometimes a cannon author, however, but I will neither confirm nor deny whether this story will ever affect or effect any sort of cannon. Definitely not canon though.NJM1564 wrote: Ok, I think this is the point I have to ask. Just how cannon are the Micro-scenes? After the chibi gut gate bit I want a quote as to if it's all non effecting the whatlyverse, cannon, or is non effecting random until referenced in a main story
Why did I have to read that right before dinner? Put up a warning on those things..
Sorry about your meal. I'll take that as another complement.
- Arcanist Lupus
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"Shared pain is lessened; shared joy, increased — thus do we refute entropy." - Spider Robinson
- Dreamer
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*hits Arcanist Lupus with anime mallet for even suggesting that micro-scene could be made canon* Lanie isn't dead.Arcanist Lupus wrote: Now, Kettlekorn, you know that we're supposed to avoid writing microscenes that could plausibly show up in future canon stories.

Thank You for story comments appreciated and help me know me they are being read and liked.

- NJM1564
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Dreamer wrote:
*hits Arcanist Lupus with anime mallet for even suggesting that micro-scene could be made canon* Lanie isn't dead.Arcanist Lupus wrote: Now, Kettlekorn, you know that we're supposed to avoid writing microscenes that could plausibly show up in future canon stories.
Not technically dead. They preserved her brain and stuffed it into to her car. She now helps fight crime alongside a former lifeguard.
- null0trooper
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OtherEric wrote:
NJM1564 wrote: Ok, I think this is the point I have to ask. Just how cannon are the Micro-scenes?
The Micro-scenes are NEVER canon. There are a few micro-scenes by the Canon Cabal that were later incorporated into canon stories; and in some even rarer cases some elements from some of the non-Cabal stories were referenced in the canon stories.
But anything in the Micro-scene thread is NOT canon; at best a very, very few elements later worked their way into it.
They're not even necessarily canon for the Fab Lab and WhatIF authors' continuities, for which their readers are likely to be very, very grateful.
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null0trooper wrote:
OtherEric wrote:
NJM1564 wrote: Ok, I think this is the point I have to ask. Just how cannon are the Micro-scenes?
The Micro-scenes are NEVER canon. There are a few micro-scenes by the Canon Cabal that were later incorporated into canon stories; and in some even rarer cases some elements from some of the non-Cabal stories were referenced in the canon stories.
But anything in the Micro-scene thread is NOT canon; at best a very, very few elements later worked their way into it.
They're not even necessarily canon for the Fab Lab and WhatIF authors' continuities, for which their readers are likely to be very, very grateful.
A note as such might need to be added to the into post.
Most are well written to the point where they at least are within the waky possibilities of the Whatlyverse that they never really conflict much or at all with the normal stories or even wit each other.
So it left things in a gray aria where it seems like they aren't meant to be official but there wasn't anything that proved otherwise.
- Malady
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... Worried about Lucy undergoing TCS, but I guess she got a meal soon after... Or something.
- null0trooper
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Malady wrote: ... Worried about Lucy undergoing TCS, but I guess she got a meal soon after... Or something.
Mm-mm, BBQ ribs!

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Rose Bunny wrote: Heh, thanks for the semi-sequel, Null.
Thanks for the prompt!
Both end up fitting the "what's the big deal with a UV band anyway?" discussion re: "What's New, Pussycat?", so that's cool.
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null0trooper wrote:
Both end up fitting the "what's the big deal with a UV band anyway?" discussion re: "What's New, Pussycat?", so that's cool.
Of course the biggest deal is the secret that none of the UV Banders admit to but they all know. Whenever they are involved in a fight, it is assumed THEY ARE AT FAULT FOR STARTING IT AND PUNISHED ACCORDINGLY. This is not common knowledge or, of course, it would be abused, but the administration generally doubles the punishment for a UV fighting, unless its on video of them being jumped, they are told THEY are responsible for deescalating things and withdrawing when they can't deescalate.
I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it.
Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791
- null0trooper
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E. E. Nalley wrote: Of course the biggest deal is the secret that none of the UV Banders admit to but they all know. Whenever they are involved in a fight, it is assumed THEY ARE AT FAULT FOR STARTING IT AND PUNISHED ACCORDINGLY. This is not common knowledge or, of course, it would be abused, but the administration generally doubles the punishment for a UV fighting, unless its on video of them being jumped, they are told THEY are responsible for deescalating things and withdrawing when they can't deescalate.
So, what's the suicide rate among red-band UVs after one to four years of "If it wasn't on film it didn't happen" and "Oops. The cameras went out again"?
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null0trooper wrote:
So, what's the suicide rate among red-band UVs after one to four years of "If it wasn't on film it didn't happen" and "Oops. The cameras went out again"?
Since you ask, zero. The kids put on the list as 'accidents' wise up and learn how to avoid situations that could turn bad or extract themselves from ones they didn't see coming. They usually are off the list before the year is out. The hard cases who are ultra violent for the LULZ like hurting other people, not themselves. And the ones who want to get control of themselves have ample resources to do so. so there's that. Not to mention with the extra attention these students get anyone self destructive is caught ahead of time and helped. They usually are off the list in year or two.
I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it.
Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791
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E. E. Nalley wrote:
null0trooper wrote:
Both end up fitting the "what's the big deal with a UV band anyway?" discussion re: "What's New, Pussycat?", so that's cool.
Of course the biggest deal is the secret that none of the UV Banders admit to but they all know. Whenever they are involved in a fight, it is assumed THEY ARE AT FAULT FOR STARTING IT AND PUNISHED ACCORDINGLY. This is not common knowledge or, of course, it would be abused, but the administration generally doubles the punishment for a UV fighting, unless its on video of them being jumped, they are told THEY are responsible for deescalating things and withdrawing when they can't deescalate.
Adding on, Are all bands created equally?Or do they get diffrent treatment from security?
From the wiki -
Red/black letters = Rager
Black/red letters = Rager/Sadist
Green/red letters = Dangerous mutation
White/black letters = Probability warper
Blue = Don't provoke
- null0trooper
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E. E. Nalley wrote:
null0trooper wrote:
So, what's the suicide rate among red-band UVs after one to four years of "If it wasn't on film it didn't happen" and "Oops. The cameras went out again"?
Since you ask, zero. The kids put on the list as 'accidents' wise up and learn how to avoid situations that could turn bad or extract themselves from ones they didn't see coming. They usually are off the list before the year is out. The hard cases who are ultra violent for the LULZ like hurting other people, not themselves. And the ones who want to get control of themselves have ample resources to do so. so there's that. Not to mention with the extra attention these students get anyone self destructive is caught ahead of time and helped. They usually are off the list in year or two.
That's why I limited the question to the ragers, who are punished as if they were in complete control from day one, even by people who should know better. Sure they pose a higher-than-average risk to those around them, but they also mostly seem to be acutely aware of that.
As it's been presented in canon and the wiki, Section 33 students likely can't come off the list unless their abilities are permanently neutralized. So, no pokey the atom bomb.
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- Malady
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Ebola wrote: White/black letters = Probability warper
What?! ... Checks wiki
The poor schleps that were always just getting sucked into fights wound up with a white band lettered in black.
That's Trouble Magnet. Else Clover, Hazard, etc. would get those bands.
- NJM1564
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Malady wrote:
Ebola wrote: White/black letters = Probability warper
What?! ... Checks wiki
The poor schleps that were always just getting sucked into fights wound up with a white band lettered in black.
That's Trouble Magnet. Else Clover, Hazard, etc. would get those bands.
Then shouldn't that be called the Kimba band?
- Sir Lee
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Malady wrote:
Ebola wrote: White/black letters = Probability warper
What?! ... Checks wiki
The poor schleps that were always just getting sucked into fights wound up with a white band lettered in black.
That's Trouble Magnet. Else Clover, Hazard, etc. would get those bands.
Yea your right, trouble maker is a better fit for that bunch. I was thinking about what it would take to get sucked into that many fights that they sit the student down and say "Hey, maybe don't stand next to the Unstoppable Speedsters and Immovable TK Superkids."
- Valentine
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The "Fun Fight" group, they just enjoy fighting, there is usually nothing personal about it, but the better the fight the more the fun.
The "Bigots" group, these guys attack the minorities, usually the gays (or perceived gays)
The "Pain Givers" group, they just like hurting people, they target the easy to hurt.
The "Torture Club" group, they aren't into fighting, but are into torture.
Don't Drick and Drive.
- NJM1564
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The cute users. Those who harm all with the power of cute.
The Jericos. Those who harm all indiscriminately with the power of bad fashion.
The Ultra Hyper. (Keep away from sugar.)
- null0trooper
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Ebola wrote:
Malady wrote:
Ebola wrote: White/black letters = Probability warper
What?! ... Checks wiki
The poor schleps that were always just getting sucked into fights wound up with a white band lettered in black.
That's Trouble Magnet. Else Clover, Hazard, etc. would get those bands.
Yea your right, trouble maker is a better fit for that bunch. I was thinking about what it would take to get sucked into that many fights that they sit the student down and say "Hey, maybe don't stand next to the Unstoppable Speedsters and Immovable TK Superkids."
They're not ragers (red) or sadists (black). Their powers aren't inherently dangerous (green) nor catastrophic beyond the immediate incident (blue), so my interpretation has been the white bands are left for those who, if you push past some point, will step in and the results won't be pretty - because their involvement means the threat level is much higher than previously thought.
Probably students like Jimmy T, who for moral or ethical reasons isn't likely to stand by placing bets, or else run away, while other students get beaten up to the point where they need hospital care to survive the night.
Or students like Sara, who have a target on their back, and can't afford to respond with non-violence to people trying to kill her or her friends (when she's on this plane of existence.)
But basically, the white-band category is the only one of the five left open for students who have killed before. That's why Metro qualified.
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- Arcanist Lupus
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Great story!
"Shared pain is lessened; shared joy, increased — thus do we refute entropy." - Spider Robinson
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- Domoviye
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Arcanist Lupus wrote: Domoviye, your daughter is either going to grow up to be the coolest person ever, or a serial killer. Possibly both.
Great story!
Well on the eight hour ride yesterday, after she started talking about slender man, and her favourite song by Heather Dale which involves a black unicorn that will steal your soul, my Dad and I started to joke about the inevitable parent teacher interviews I'll have to deal with.
Teacher- "Did you know your daughter wants to become a chemist to blow things up?"
Me- "Yes, but she has promised not to blow up people or animals, because that would be cruel."
Teacher- "She talked about blowing up the world!"
Me- "True, but she won't because she realizes she won't have anywhere to keep her things, so we're safe."
Teacher- "She says that she just needs to get, and I quote, 'One of those things that floats up in space where astronauts live'.
Me- "Dammit!
Teacher: "So according to your daughter, she is afraid of dogs, because they might lick her face.
Me: "Yes, she's a fairly clean little girl and thinks that animals licking her is yucky.
Teacher: "And the coolest thing in the world, are car accidents. She showed us a picture she took of a car accident in show and tell today."
Me: "In her defense, there weren't any bodies or injured people in the car when she took that picture."
(She did take a very well done picture of a car accident during our trip, and showed it to her Mama, who was less than impressed with the subject matter.)
Principal: Your daughter had to do a presentation last week on space.
Me: Yes, I helped her get the pictures and with spelling and saying some of the words, but all the work was hers.
Principal: She told her grade two class what would happen if the Earth was sucked into a black hole.
Me: And... It was all accurate.
Principal: Ten parents have called me already saying their children are having nightmares of being ripped apart.
Me: You should be glad I didn't let her do her project on five ways the universe will end. She really wanted to do that one.
Teacher: "I asked the students to draw a mythical creature today in class.
Me: "Oh dear."
Teacher: "Your daughter drew a black unicorn, eating a soul, while Slenderman rode on its back and a dragon was burning down a castle, and a giant squid was trying to eat two people on a bike." (Don't ask)
Me: "Well... um.... At least she isn't limiting herself."
Teacher: "Here is a list of child psychiatrists, please contact at least one of them.
- Arcanist Lupus
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"Shared pain is lessened; shared joy, increased — thus do we refute entropy." - Spider Robinson
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Arcanist Lupus wrote: When I was in elementary school I had a book about what it would be like to take a trip to a black hole. I wish I knew what had happened to it...
Was it is a choose your own adventure type book where it would tell you to go to a specific page based off of your decision?
- Arcanist Lupus
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"Shared pain is lessened; shared joy, increased — thus do we refute entropy." - Spider Robinson
- Schol-R-LEA
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Out, damnéd Spot! Bad Doggy!
- Domoviye
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- NJM1564
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Domoviye wrote: Principal: Ten parents have called me already saying their children are having nightmares of being ripped apart.
The proper term is spaghettifacation.

- Arcanist Lupus
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NJM1564 wrote:
Domoviye wrote: Principal: Ten parents have called me already saying their children are having nightmares of being ripped apart.
The proper term is spaghettifacation.
I am pleased that this is a word. (although you turned one of the 'a's into an 'i'. It's 'spaghettification')
"Shared pain is lessened; shared joy, increased — thus do we refute entropy." - Spider Robinson
- Valentine
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Arcanist Lupus wrote: When I was in elementary school I had a book about what it would be like to take a trip to a black hole. I wish I knew what had happened to it...
Would you believe me if I said that it collapsed into itself?
Don't Drick and Drive.
- Malady
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... Telepathic shielding might help... Lol if they go to sleep at the same time, and the dreams mix!
Lucy starting up a club for those who are BlessedWithSuck? Faction 4?
WMG: Aggie + Lucy ship. 'Cause libido was mentioned, and Tanuki's Tanuki-ness.
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Out, damnéd Spot! Bad Doggy!
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Much, much worse.
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- null0trooper
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Domoviye wrote: I've seen worse.
Much, much worse.
The original leather/bondage bears were adorable.
The only problem with Jack chasing Mads around is that we're talking about a guy whose MID would like this with most of the classified notices removed:
Code Name: Metro
Ratings: Empath(pro)-1, Gadgeteer-1, Esper(Astral Projection, Aura Reader)-3,
Wizard-0, Martial arts – basic, Pistol-Expert, Auto Rifle-Sharpshooter,
Drone Pilot
Techniques: Class 3 Firearms License, Elemental summoning, Illusion spells,
Perception filtering, Social Engineering, Being Somewhere Else
Weak vs.: Normal human weaknesses, Pulmonary insufficiency, PTSD(severe),
ADHD, Orichalcum, Dehydration, Minor GSD (Gills, Antlers, Electric Organ
Discharge)
Backup/Team Affiliation: Royal Danish Army, Arkham Research Consortium, Interpol
Now, if Jack and Miranda were in on the joke

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Malady wrote: @Null - ... What just happened to Abelyn's family and stuff? Is it gonna go after Abelyn as well? A family curse or something? ... So mysterious! So tragic!
The way times have been changing, there just wasn't a place for them any more. It's a combination of bad luck, new prejudices, changing technologies, even changing folkways. At least this way, they've secured Abelyn a relatively safe place where she can come into her family inheritances. Ain't no way that anvil's going on the auction block while there's still a smith in the family as can use it!
She does have a family that hasn't forgotten about her - because family doesn't do that. They do have varying ideas on what's good for her and best able to make her happy... *twitch* Ah, family. Another reason her parents weren't keen on moving out sooner, and then options started dwindling too much too fast.
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Ernesto received a call that a bio-hazard clean-up was needed on the Quad, SE corner.
Sometimes one does wonder whatever happens to the pieces parts after an apocalyptic fight or two.
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- Rose Bunny
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Nobody expectsMalady wrote: The non-chalantness makes it funny! ... Totally didn't expect Lucy to appear.
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The cafeteria?Sir Lee wrote: Is there ANY Whateley building that Ernesto visits without concerns?
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- NJM1564
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Rose Bunny wrote: and he gets well compensated, in the form of hazard pay.
And snacks.
- Domoviye
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Sir Lee wrote: I just think that for someone who claims to like his job, he faces pretty much every assignment with considerable trepidation...
Considering his school that is common sense.
And that was a wonderful day in the life microstory Rose.
- Rose Bunny
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- Domoviye
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Rose Bunny wrote: Thank you for the compliment Domo, and as for Canada. We down here in the states are still mad at you for sending us Celine Dion and Justin Beiber.
Well you know how shit rolls downhill, sorry for being above you guys. Maybe you can send them to Mexico.
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Rose Bunny wrote: Nah, Trump's Wall will prevent that, and the waste will just gather in Texas, Arizona, New Mexico and southern California.
It doesn't already?

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null0trooper wrote:
Rose Bunny wrote: Nah, Trump's Wall will prevent that, and the waste will just gather in Texas, Arizona, New Mexico and southern California.
It doesn't already???
Some of it leaks out of Miami, after all it's the tip of America's penis.
Don't Drick and Drive.
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I love watching their innocent little faces smiling happily as they trip gaily down the garden path, before finding the pit with the rusty spikes.
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Sir Lee wrote: There was one line missing: the one where everybody hates Ottawa.
Just because Ontario sucks ?
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Rose Bunny wrote: Thank you for the compliment Domo, and as for Canada. We down here in the states are still mad at you for sending us Celine Dion and Justin Beiber.
Not to mention Brian Adams!

I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it.
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- Domoviye
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John Candy
Tara Strong
Ryan Gosling
William Shatner (Ok, this is more good and bad, but StarTrek!!!)
Dan Akroyd
Martin Short
Eugene Levy
Leslie Nielson
And more.
You want the cream of the crop, you have to take the cream of the crap to.
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And BC doesn't really hate anyone other than Quebec and maybe Ontario. Most of us are kinda to stoned to much care about hating anyone.
Though we do think Alberta is kinda silly for having a standard tax rate across the board, the rich are able to maintain their lifestyle with a much larger proportion of their money taxed so the tax rate should be affected by how rich you are. That might just be me though, I am the child of accountants.
My dreams take me to far off lands and times of distant past and future. They tell what has been done, what will happen and who I am. They show me things beyond the machinations of any man. Tell me, what are dreams to you?
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And Alberta likes to consider itself the best of the prairies, so many of the Albertans I've talked to go "Alberta and the prairies" when it comes up. Since Wind Dancer is from Alberta she's kept that attitude.
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It's all revenge for when we sent Benedict Arnold packing and he settled there, to which Canada apparently opted not to care at all.Rose Bunny wrote: Thank you for the compliment Domo, and as for Canada. We down here in the states are still mad at you for sending us Celine Dion and Justin Beiber.
Then once we gave them so much grief about it, that they started sending their worst back.
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That isn't nearly as bad as Motherload.
Congratulations.
- Domoviye
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Rose Bunny wrote: but really, who takes seriously a country with rodents on the back of their money?
That rodent has made structures visible from space. www.seeker.com/largest-beaver-dam-seen-f...pace-1765052359.html
Lets see any other animal try that.
Edited for better link.
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We call it the Great Wall of China.Domoviye wrote:
Rose Bunny wrote: but really, who takes seriously a country with rodents on the back of their money?
That rodent has made structures visible from space. www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/north...seen-from-space.html
Lets see any other animal try that.
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Rose Bunny wrote:
We call it the Great Wall of China.Domoviye wrote:
Rose Bunny wrote: but really, who takes seriously a country with rodents on the back of their money?
That rodent has made structures visible from space. www.seeker.com/largest-beaver-dam-seen-f...pace-1765052359.html
Lets see any other animal try that.
Let's see an animal without thumbs or tools try that.
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I'm almost scared of what that makes MexicoNJM1564 wrote: I don't know why you are arguing everybody knows that Canada isn't a country. It's a hat.
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- Domoviye
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NJM1564 wrote: I don't know why you are arguing everybody knows that Canada isn't a country. It's a hat.
Nah, the US is our chair. Sorry about eating that beef burrito earlier.
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Rose Bunny wrote: I declare that there IS NO CANADA... start talking about my story and me, because it's all about me!!!
Okay, okay, we'll leave it to beavers!
Is Aggie from North Cackalacky, by any chance? Because that's one close family, there. (NSFW) But it does fit in with Atlantean Sidhe family planning.
I wonder how many pre-emptive restraining orders are already on file, lest any accidental clonings take place?
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null0trooper wrote: I wonder how many pre-emptive restraining orders are already on file, lest any accidental clonings take place?
Chibi Razors, Chibi Foobs, Chibi Bloodwolves, Chibi [insert any GSD student] because if Motherload might only be taking in DNA from non-human/mutants
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Rose Bunny wrote: well, being half hers, and half her mother's... I figure that 75% of her daughter is made up of her mother's genes, and 25% of her dads?
Well! Those kittens just got a whole lot scarier!
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And thus Shisa was born.Rose Bunny wrote: My best guess is that any offspring of hers is 50% of the original, and 50% of her genetics, but her genetic contribution alters itself to fit the genotype of the original donor. Thus why she can have a cat that is genetically half her cat, half her.
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Ebola wrote: Like Null said "See no Canada, I speak no Canada, I hear no Canada."
null0trooper wrote: I wonder how many pre-emptive restraining orders are already on file, lest any accidental clonings take place?
Chibi Razors, Chibi Foobs, Chibi Bloodwolves, Chibi [insert any GSD student] because if Motherload might only be taking in DNA from non-human/mutants
Jade and Sara go to war over the souls of the Chibis.
Jade: But they are just so cuuute.
Sara: But they are just so tasty.
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NJM1564 wrote:
Ebola wrote: Like Null said "See no Canada, I speak no Canada, I hear no Canada."
null0trooper wrote: I wonder how many pre-emptive restraining orders are already on file, lest any accidental clonings take place?
Chibi Razors, Chibi Foobs, Chibi Bloodwolves, Chibi [insert any GSD student] because if Motherload might only be taking in DNA from non-human/mutants
Jade and Sara go to war over the souls of the Chibis.
Jade: But they are just so cuuute.
Sara: But they are just so tasty.
Maybe this is more of a Bad Idea, but TWFKAH notices that huge pool of lust energy just beneath Melville and figures "Why not? More power is more power, after all!"
The Kellith: "Mm-mm. Thanks, by the way. A little garlic, some butter, and your Master roasting over an open pit: what could be better?"
Ummm. This started over a mutant variation of parthenogenesis, didn't it?
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NJM1564 wrote: I don't know why you are arguing everybody knows that Canada isn't a country. It's a hat.
Are you saying that Canada is an Underdog?
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Rose Bunny wrote: Null, what's your recent fascination with things I write suddenly having Sara appear and eat stuff? You did it over in Bad Ideas, and it migrated over here.
NJM1564 is not me.
I thought it would be more amusing for Sara to eat Hekate and her Master, because chibis are small.
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Domoviye wrote: OK Rose, I had an idea for a character who would start to become any animal or plant that he ingested DNA from, and had to inject himself with human blood after eating so he didn't turn into his last meal.
That isn't nearly as bad as Motherload.
Congratulations.
I claim dibs on the "you are what you eat" mutation!
Arcanist Lupus wrote: As promised in the foot eating thread:
Code name: Erysichthon
Erysichthon is only capable of deriving sustenance from human flesh. The more he eats of a person, the more he becomes like that person. This can lead to shapeshifting (physically and mentally) and the acquisition of mutant and non-mutant powers. In small quantities powers and abilities tend to stack, but if he eats too much of one person, Erysichthon starts to lose unrelated powers as he (or she, if Erysichthon is eating a girl) becomes more like his meal.
Actually, forget the first restriction. Erysichthon is capable of eating animals and plants. But if he does so, he becomes increasingly non-human. A normal human diet will slowly turn him into a weird plant-animal hybrid that eventually loses its sapience.
Oh, and before he manifested, Erysichthon was vegetarian.
(That said, I'm never going to use the idea, so if anyone else wants to run with it, be my guest.)
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NJM1564 wrote: I don't know why you are arguing everybody knows that Canada isn't a country. It's a hat.
But a White Hat.
Because its covered in snow...
I love watching their innocent little faces smiling happily as they trip gaily down the garden path, before finding the pit with the rusty spikes.
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Astrodragon wrote:
NJM1564 wrote: I don't know why you are arguing everybody knows that Canada isn't a country. It's a hat.
But a White Hat.
Because its covered in snow...
Only the top is white. The rest is red. Like a santa hat.
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I love watching their innocent little faces smiling happily as they trip gaily down the garden path, before finding the pit with the rusty spikes.
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Donnie gets to speak! And Aggie appears again!
Angie, and Aggie. Huh.
Now we get Donnie's powerset!
OMG. Motherlode is a... A Baby Factory! ... Did you read my Dague de L'esprit comment and get that idea? ... That would be such a mutation the Five Fold would want, for soldier-make! But that's a real sad power! Yep!
I have a daughter via my mother that genetically is my sister
Wait... wouldn't her daughter by her mother, be her mother's genetic twin? Or the result of the "births" are a genetic merger of the donor and the host? Also, with Host and... Tapeworm, I think Donnie's codename was, there's now two mother-ish mutants at Whateley!
... So, her sister doesn't have the MGC? ... Well, she's a baby. Even if she did, it wouldn't activate yet...
...
Kodiak soo needs to help Motherlode! ... I feel sorta bad for any mimic that gets Motherlode's power... Especially since I'm planning to have one interact with Lucy and Donnie...
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null0trooper wrote:
Rose Bunny wrote: Null, what's your recent fascination with things I write suddenly having Sara appear and eat stuff? You did it over in Bad Ideas, and it migrated over here.
NJM1564 is not me.
I thought it would be more amusing for Sara to eat Hekate and her Master, because chibis are small.
my bad, I thought it was you.
@Mal.... I figure the way Motherlode's power works is that the offspring receives 50% of the donor's DNA, and 50% of hers, The special thing about her DNA is that it alters to become the genotype of the donor. so if she were to pet a rabbit, she would get 50% rabbit, and her donation would alter to become rabbit DNA.
In the case of her sister, 50% of the genetic material was from her mother, the 50% that came from her would adapt to provide the genes of a male genetic donor.
So it would either be her DNA, but as if she were male, or else possibly it would pass along her father's DNA.
The power testing group want to run tests on her, to see how exactly it works... but understandably, she has balked at that idea.
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She can interact with the non-biologicals, like Porcelain, Shebot, Eldritch, Absinthe's fairies, Shroud, etc, right?
And there's a lower limit to the amount of biologicals that triggers her power? 'Cause she isn't generating bacteria, or a small mites in dust or the people whose dead skin cells are in dust...
Or the food she eats...
So a constant PK field would be the solution to her problems... Which might be easier than other PFGs, 'cause it just needs to be skintight?
So there's that.
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it has to be actual animal DNA from a living source, plants, fungus, etc don't affect her. She isn't going to have a calf if she has a steak. so far she has demonstrated that insects do cause a reaction, but somehow She isn't bothered by the microscopic mites and such that all people have on their skin. So there must be a size component as well.Malady wrote: Whoops. Forgot to say that I read your previous posts on her genetics stuff! Sorry!
She can interact with the non-biologicals, like Porcelain, Shebot, Eldritch, Absinthe's fairies, Shroud, etc, right?
And there's a lower limit to the amount of biologicals that triggers her power? 'Cause she isn't generating bacteria, or a small mites in dust or the people whose dead skin cells are in dust...
So there's that.
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Rose Bunny wrote: it has to be actual animal DNA from a living source, plants, fungus, etc don't affect her. She isn't going to have a calf if she has a steak.
What if we borrowed Josie Gillman's "cat", Schrödinger?
Or, since there appears to be a bit of shapechangery involved, it would be interesting if the offspring are born without genetic defects or hereditary diseases that the donor may have been carrying. That could turn out amazing... unless it turns out that they're all embryonic shoggoths masquerading as the offspring of the original animal until they're old enough to survive as themselves.
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Rose Bunny wrote:
null0trooper wrote:
Rose Bunny wrote: Null, what's your recent fascination with things I write suddenly having Sara appear and eat stuff? You did it over in Bad Ideas, and it migrated over here.
NJM1564 is not me.
I thought it would be more amusing for Sara to eat Hekate and her Master, because chibis are small.
my bad, I thought it was you.
I'm just worried about how hungry she must be getting while sealed away. As it stands for how hungry she must be for just the amount of time she has bin sealed already she could be very very dangerous to unseal with out a lot of food nearby. Food that is people/things we can't care much about.
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DerpHaven wrote: Real quick question: can I write a non-Whateley related story and put it in the Micro-Scenes thread?
There's already one semi-forcibly-retired shadowrunner running around.
Edit: I wonder what it's worth to Carson to see to it that he doesn't take on a few summer jobs?
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null0trooper wrote:
DerpHaven wrote: Real quick question: can I write a non-Whateley related story and put it in the Micro-Scenes thread?
There's already one semi-forcibly-retired shadowrunner running around.
Edit: I wonder what it's worth to Carson to see to it that he doesn't take on a few summer jobs?
Could she make it so the only jobs available are ones he doesn't want? Else, I'd say to buy him off?
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Malady wrote:
null0trooper wrote:
DerpHaven wrote: Real quick question: can I write a non-Whateley related story and put it in the Micro-Scenes thread?
There's already one semi-forcibly-retired shadowrunner running around.
Edit: I wonder what it's worth to Carson to see to it that he doesn't take on a few summer jobs?
Could she make it so the only jobs available are ones he doesn't want?
Liz Carson doesn't have that much pull, even with the Syndicate, before she'd be leaving jobs open that are past her moral event horizon but not his.
Malady wrote: Else, I'd say to buy him off?
The trouble is that Whateley Academy tuition for two, possibly three if his brother attends later on, is very expensive. The key would probably be to play on his very few loyalties and acknowledged obligations - because those trump cash.
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Katssun wrote:
You just had to go for that last word, didn't you?Kettlekorn wrote: He allowed one last chuckle before putting on a scowl and stomping into the debriefing room to give everybody a thorough reaming.
Is this what it has come to? Poop jokes.
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Kettlekorn wrote: Hey now. I'm not the one who's been demanding that Kayda perform offensive magic!
Well that magic was pritty offensive. But dial it back a bit. Dropping buffalo pies from orbit would be more than enough.
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NJM1564 wrote:
Kettlekorn wrote: Hey now. I'm not the one who's been demanding that Kayda perform offensive magic!
Well that magic was pritty offensive. But dial it back a bit. Dropping buffalo pies from orbit would be more than enough.
She was forbidden from getting help from Tatanka.
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Valentine wrote:
NJM1564 wrote:
Kettlekorn wrote: Hey now. I'm not the one who's been demanding that Kayda perform offensive magic!
Well that magic was pritty offensive. But dial it back a bit. Dropping buffalo pies from orbit would be more than enough.
She was forbidden from getting help from Tatanka.
Ok horse pies. Tansy's spirit must make quite a mess to.

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At that point, the wasabi might be an improvement.
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All I have to say is thisnull0trooper wrote: Well! At least it wasn't salt liquorice and wasabi ice cream.
Angeldude wrote: I have a sneaking suspicion that Tom is actually Jinn (or a Jinn).
Tom might be that or he might be
1. Actually what he says he is.
2. A WIZ student with GSD hamming up his origin story.
3. The Three Little Witches stacked on top of each other wearing a mask.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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null0trooper wrote: Ummm. This started over a mutant variation of parthenogenesis, didn't it?
I'm pretty sure Miss Masa had nothing to do with this thread.
Mr./Miss Sawyer might have had something to do with this post, however.

Out, damnéd Spot! Bad Doggy!
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Out, damnéd Spot! Bad Doggy!
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So...

... Wait... Did we already know this, and it just wasn't in the wiki??
^ - :ninja: - So, she's getting help for Mary? Or something? Mary Goodhope, right?
... Initially, I thought she was going to talk to Kayda about living with a little brother... 'cause that was the topic the scene started with...
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Malady wrote: @Schol-R-LEA - ... What? ... Elaine Schroepfer = Skybolt... ... Who's Scroll?
For some reason, I got mixed up. It was supposed to be Dismiss. I have changed it now.
Malady wrote: So...
Warning: Spoiler! [ Click to expand ] [ Click to hide ]Washout got raped??!? That's why she's gonna talk to Kayda and Skybolt??![]()
... Wait... Did we already know this, and it just wasn't in the wiki??
Not in canon, no. That was something I came up with in the older story. I think in the comments for that micro, I had said something about it being regarding an older brother [EDIT: yes, I did say something about that], but in canon there are no real details about her - that's why I chose her, actually, she was a blank slate and one unlikely to be filled later.
Malady wrote: So, she's getting help for Mary? Or something? Mary Goodhope, right?
Not Angel, a different Mary. Fire Forge (Mary Nestle) is the 12ft tall devisor whom Billie befriended while Team Kimba were doing detention after "Bottle a Jinn".
(I should mention that I had impression that she's one of the younger students, between 10 and 13, but I can't find anything indicating that in the wiki or the stories.)
Mrs. Cantrel was hovering near a girl who had to hunker down even in a room that had ten foot ceilings. She seemed to be a very pretty girl with a dark complexioned skin and fiery red hair. If not for her obvious size she’d be beating boys off with a big stick. As it was I figured she wasn’t getting too much attention in that department because most guys I knew were a bit uncomfortable with girls bigger than they were. Not to mention this much bigger.
“You think I’m good. You should hear my Uncle Tim tell stories. He’ll have you believing he found a ton of gold down in the coal mines and lost it to a wandering gambler who was really the Devil in disguise a few years back.”
“Sound like some interesting people. Do you miss them?”
Suddenly Mary got a look on her face that hurt just to see. Lou was there in a moment, putting his arms around her. It helped that his projection was as tall as she was now. He talked calmly to her as he held her.
“It’s okay Mary. You know they really didn’t do that to you. It was all some poison told to you by that snake who abducted you to hurt you. They really do love you and care for you. Give it some more time and you’ll be fine with it.”
“I... I’m sorry. Was it something I said?”
He looked at me while he continued to hold her.
“You couldn’t know in advance, but she was abducted by a pedophile a while back. While he was torturing her with stories about how her family had helped him, the mutation kicked in and she escaped before he could do any more. But, the scars of that fear are still with her and she’s had a hard time trusting her family again.”
Out, damnéd Spot! Bad Doggy!
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Schol-R-LEA wrote: Not Angel, a different Mary. Fire Forge (Mary Nestle) is the 12ft tall devisor whom Billie befriended while Team Kimba were doing detention after "Bottle a Jinn".
(I should mention that I had impression that she's one of the younger students, between 10 and 13, but I can't find anything indicating that in the wiki or the stories.)
At one point, I was going to make her the target of young Lars' unrequited crush. She's taller than his mother, but not that much taller. Besides, Mama's a bear shaman and recently broke up with her lover, Storebror's a magician dating outside his own genus, both are former (so they say) shadowrunners ... how can Mary not love the law-abiding white sheep of the family?
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Schol-R-LEA wrote: (I should mention that I had impression that she's one of the younger students, between 10 and 13, but I can't find anything indicating that in the wiki or the stories.)
she was abducted by a pedophile a while back.
That might be the clue, but then again, pedophile is sometimes used for ephebophile...
If she is a Junior High, then we only don't have confirmation of the last girl in the 2007-2008 Junior High set... Guessing it's Less Than Three, though...
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Are you really making stiletto heals, or stiletto knives?Five-inch titanium-reinforced stiletto heels
Both, it seems.That they could double as weapons...
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Yolandria wrote: A heel reinforced like that would be a brutal combat weapon. Especially when backed up by an exemplar 5+. Imagine if Hippy wore them and used her feet aggressively. You'd need reinforced steel to stop that if not something more exotic.
I'm sorry, but it made me think of this:
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Angeldude wrote:
Are you really making stiletto heals, or stiletto knives?Five-inch titanium-reinforced stiletto heels
Stiletto heels, like my grandmother used to wear

Angeldude wrote:
Both, it seems.That they could double as weapons...
That's how she put it. Once you compare the overpressure needed to puncture the male skull, to the pounds per square inch achievable with a shoe being swung at arm's length... [ Edit: I'm 100% certain she was referring to my maternal grandfather, her former husband. ]
Bear in mind that Evelyn's a little self-conscious about being short for a troll, at eight-foot-nothing ... Well, shoes should make a "statement".
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null0trooper wrote:
Angeldude wrote: Are you really making stiletto heals, or stiletto knives?
Stiletto heels, like my grandmother used to wear.
Whoops. Nice catch.
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@Rose - Woah! It's Bobbi and Tiffany! ... Where was their last appearance? Ah .
... Maybe we should make an Index Thread for the Micros... Or I could set up a html, or a text... Google's good too...
A life on the run, is a hard life.
"sexually assault" sounds so unwieldy compared to "rape"...
Obvious Route to Whateley is go to New Hampshire and progress from there, but they might get there via Hero Group helping them along, or some other way... Or they might not even go to Whateley...
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Malady wrote: @Null - So, wait... The POV is Talia? Who, for this snip, is an Avatar?? 'Cause I'm not 100% sure on the origins of the italicized voice... Hmm... Maybe use her for your plant avatar, instead of Tansy...
It does get confusing when some people do make remarks to themselves As if I don't, but there's also the possibility of psychic/magical discussion amongst characters:
'If you think that's confusing, try being me.'
'Care to swap my psych diagnoses while we're at it?'
'I'm not that overwhelmed by psychic chatter.'
'Good to know, Foob.'
... who could be sending email/SMS/etc. [00T @Cyberkitty: "BRB!"]
Or dealing with a summoned spirit as well 'Shouldn't you have thought about that long before now?'
'Could'a should'a would'a, but didn't.'
As to Talia, it's all part of the former Jay Declan making sure that she doesn't get lost in Hank's shadow. Plus, there's the language bonus of matching a bit with the boreal forest spirit's homelands ... And, last but not least, Talia al Ghul has a lot of that "Then always be Batman!" factor.
Edit: Almost forgot to mention that it's not like I'm being completely mean: AV-2, ESP-1 (hears plants), EX-3, MAN-1c (pollen, blossoms, etc.)
Malady wrote: Obvious Route to Whateley is go to New Hampshire and progress from there, but they might get there via Hero Group helping them along, or some other way... Or they might not even go to Whateley...
Maybe there's an Underground Railroad of sorts, and they stumble on a "station"?
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null0trooper wrote: AV-2, ESP-1 (hears plants), EX-3, MAN-1c (pollen, blossoms, etc.)
Wait a minute... wasn't there a thing way back about Hank's brother manifesting as Blossom? How did I forget about that? (There may have been a microscene with him and Teri.)
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Angeldude wrote:
null0trooper wrote: AV-2, ESP-1 (hears plants), EX-3, MAN-1c (pollen, blossoms, etc.)
Wait a minute... wasn't there a thing way back about Hank's brother manifesting as Blossom? How did I forget about that? (There may have been a microscene with him and Teri.)
Yes. I should have linked that.
... Where did those ratings come from? Post 46079... Gonna find that... Tommorrow. I gotta sleep. O.M.G. :sigh: NVM. That was an edit.
... Confirmed AV... Give him / her Spirit-chan!

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Angeldude wrote:
null0trooper wrote: AV-2, ESP-1 (hears plants), EX-3, MAN-1c (pollen, blossoms, etc.)
Wait a minute... wasn't there a thing way back about Hank's brother manifesting as Blossom? How did I forget about that? (There may have been a microscene with him and Teri.)
That's all been in Micro-Scenes. So far, in canon he's close to the age Hank was when he manifested, but nothing's been shown to have happened to him. For all we know, HE could be the cause of the Fullerton Event

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null0trooper wrote:
Angeldude wrote:
null0trooper wrote: AV-2, ESP-1 (hears plants), EX-3, MAN-1c (pollen, blossoms, etc.)
Wait a minute... wasn't there a thing way back about Hank's brother manifesting as Blossom? How did I forget about that? (There may have been a microscene with him and Teri.)
That's all been in Micro-Scenes. So far, in canon he's close to the age Hank was when he manifested, but nothing's been shown to have happened to him. For all we know, HE could be the cause of the Fullerton Event
I had completely forgotten I'd written that one even after reading it three times. Couldn't think why my name was on it.
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Malady wrote: Give him / her Spirit-chan!
... I really should at least get a Micro of my thing out...
no Spirit-Chan abuse!
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Malady wrote:
Angeldude wrote:
null0trooper wrote: AV-2, ESP-1 (hears plants), EX-3, MAN-1c (pollen, blossoms, etc.)
Wait a minute... wasn't there a thing way back about Hank's brother manifesting as Blossom? How did I forget about that? (There may have been a microscene with him and Teri.)
Yes. I should have linked that.
... Where did those ratings come from?
MAN-1c is the easiest, 1: less than 50 lbs of easily damaged pollen is still a lot; c: it's entirely independent and separate
Also, people should be prepared for some mayhem if she gets decent control of a power that can be deadly if used with bad intent.
ESP-1 (hears plants, no control): it's a little bit mean since he still needs to eat plant materials

EX-3: In the "could be very good looking, but some weirdnesses come with the package" The low regen's nice to have too.
AV-2: I decided I wanted her to be somewhat survivable, with room to grow, so to speak.
I.e., Those are the chargen numbers. I left her at "just waking up to changes" in "Pictures of You" . This was one way I could go forward with the character. I've got another on-again-off-again idea that should send both Eldritch and Elyzia Grimes equally and simultaneously ballistic

Malady wrote: ... Confirmed AV... Give him / her Spirit-chan!
...
I thought Spirit-chan was still working on her
But I liked 'Anya'!
However, I am thinking that Gateway needs to TA Metro's class on Summoning...

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Malady wrote: ... Maybe we should make an Index Thread for the Micros... Or I could set up a html, or a text... Google's good too...
That would be a lot of work for something that isn't meant to be taken all that seriously.
It's totally non cannon. Even if a part of a post is mentioned in the main series the rest of that post and related ones chain would not exists unless it's also specifically mentioned. Now if the authors want to go through there posts and post a lot of them with a cannon anthology of micro scenes then that would be something else entirely.
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null0trooper wrote: ESP-1 (hears plants, no control): it's a little bit mean since he still needs to eat plant materials
Does she? It's possible that a plant/flower spirit could give some photosynthetic abilities. That said, XKCD has done the math on cows and determined that, no, photosynthesis can not replace an entire cow or person's diet.
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Angeldude wrote:
null0trooper wrote: ESP-1 (hears plants, no control): it's a little bit mean since he still needs to eat plant materials
Does she? It's possible that a plant/flower spirit could give some photosynthetic abilities. That said, XKCD has done the math on cows and determined that, no, photosynthesis can not replace an entire cow or person's diet.
With enough sunlight, efficient photosynthesis combined with low energy needs is great for producing (glucose) sugar. But how long can you go without ascorbic acid before you die of scurvy? Also, photosynthesis does not fix the nitrogen needed to create the amino acids needed to build proteins, so that becomes a mass balance problem that cannot be solved with only carbon, hydrogen, and oxygen in the budget.
So, yeah. Talia eats plants and animals.
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Rose Bunny wrote:
Malady wrote: Give him / her Spirit-chan!
... I really should at least get a Micro of my thing out...
no Spirit-Chan abuse!
How about this Ghost-chan instead?
Out, damnéd Spot! Bad Doggy!
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null0trooper wrote:
Angeldude wrote:
null0trooper wrote: ESP-1 (hears plants, no control): it's a little bit mean since he still needs to eat plant materials
Does she? It's possible that a plant/flower spirit could give some photosynthetic abilities. That said, XKCD has done the math on cows and determined that, no, photosynthesis can not replace an entire cow or person's diet.
With enough sunlight, efficient photosynthesis combined with low energy needs is great for producing (glucose) sugar.
Even setting aside what you mentioned about nutrition, vitamins, etc., the 'enough' is the problem here, as even if She
A large part of the bauplan followed by most land plants - a long, thin central body with many even thinner limbs holding leaves (or, in the case of grasses, a body mainly composed of a single large, exceptionally tough leaf that is partially curled in on itself towards the ground for rigidity, possibly with smaller leaves branching off) - is dictated by the intersection of their photosynthetic needs, the effects of gravity on their bodies, and the limits of how thin a multicellular organism can spread out across the ground without breaking apart.
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@Kettlekorn - Lol. That presumably fake stupidity! And that reveal of the idea! ... Wait... This might work well if Page is canonized... Hmmm...
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Dammit, Teri.Dammit, Teri.Dammit, Teri.Dammit, Teri.Dammit, Teri.Dammit, Teri.Dammit, Teri.Dammit, Teri.
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Malady wrote: @Domo - Woah, that's some down-in-the-dumps guy! ...

Pro tip: When you find yourself checking actuary tables to determine your odds of living to see the next "early out" retirement or severance package: take the current one.
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And Malady, it was a generic power stone, but it heats up as it uses more power. The energy blast pushed its protective shield to its limit.
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I don't get it...null0trooper wrote: @Rose Bunny: Just for clarification, was Fidget born walking on four legs, or did she have to learn to crawl before walking on two?
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Rose Bunny wrote:
I don't get it...null0trooper wrote: @Rose Bunny: Just for clarification, was Fidget born walking on four legs, or did she have to learn to crawl before walking on two?
She's from Montana, one of those states "where the men are men and the sheep are nervous", and her code name is Fidget.
We don't know for certain that she wasn't a sheep before manifesting, or that she isn't a spirit were-sheep along the lines of Stella Woolfe.
But if she isn't, surely that story needs to be written some day.
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And Backslide is mentioned~!
... Fidget fidgets. Makes sense. Wonder where this is going... Well, she's found some friends, so that's good!
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null0trooper wrote:
Rose Bunny wrote:
I don't get it...null0trooper wrote: @Rose Bunny: Just for clarification, was Fidget born walking on four legs, or did she have to learn to crawl before walking on two?
She's from Montana, one of those states "where the men are men and the sheep are nervous", and her code name is Fidget.
We don't know for certain that she wasn't a sheep before manifesting, or that she isn't a spirit were-sheep along the lines of Stella Woolfe.
But if she isn't, surely that story needs to be written some day.
actually, her story has been told, sort of...
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Rose Bunny wrote: actually, her story has been told, sort of...
I should have expected that, then!
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“ My name is Jordan Owns. They… call me Fidget, I’m a Gadgeteer and an Exemplar.”, she said. “I grew up in Montana, on a sheep farm. My Great-Aunt and my Dad were there for me. When I manifested, Dad got scared. My mother had been killed by a mutant, and my big sister is a mutant. She graduated last year.”
From Call of the Waters:
His aunt had offered him and the children a place on her farm in Montana.
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Jordan Amelia
So, the public story is the Beth was killed by a mutant? Which, is sorta true... And Emily's a mutant too... The open question is how much Emily and Jordan know about LeAnna...
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It could be worse. They could have a midget sister called Gidget who made widgets...
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If they're going to Whateley, he'll be okay... According to Google, travelling across the US could be done in 2 days... And people take 3 weeks to starve... So he'll be okay, hopefully.
Reminds me of Ethereal from the Musical Characters thread, but she's a girl... But, if FtM, then it could be the same character... *shrugs* ... Whoops, Ether doesn't need food and stuff. Nvm.
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Sir Lee wrote: Oh. When you said that Fidget's older sister had graduated last year, I thought she was Gadget's young sis...
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It could be worse. They could have a midget sister called Gidget who made widgets...
Did she use her digits to make those widgets? And were the widgets rigid?
Don't Drick and Drive.
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- Domoviye
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Malady wrote: @Domo! - Woah, that's a useful combat power, but the lack of control... Death via starvation might be unlikely so long as they can get enough food and stuff... At least food that's swallowed sticks...
If they're going to Whateley, he'll be okay... According to Google, travelling across the US could be done in 2 days... And people take 3 weeks to starve... So he'll be okay, hopefully.
Reminds me of Ethereal from the Musical Characters thread, but she's a girl... But, if FtM, then it could be the same character... *shrugs* ... Whoops, Ether doesn't need food and stuff. Nvm.
Josh is an OC I thought of a few hours before I wrote the story. And actually as a combat power it sucks, he can't really hurt anyone by being intangible. Anything more than his clothes don't turn intangible with him, and even putting on his clothes is a challenge.
Fortunately He won't starve to death, he just needs to be able to sit down on a non-moving chair so he can focus all his attention on eating.
@Katssun, very nice story as usual. I'm really hoping Ernie just skedaddled before something bad happened .
- Malady
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"I hate these hick towns,"
BookEnds! Lol!
And yeah! Protect your townsman!
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Out, damnéd Spot! Bad Doggy!
- Malady
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Inside his handmade armour, the pilot was sweating. He'd fought a few super criminals, but they were mostly wizards or weak science experiments gone wrong. Now he faced a power house who had torn a criminals car in two.
Woah, that's gonna be really dangerous... Is he gonna make it out alive??
He wasn't sure if his armour could handle the strain. He took a moment to touch the picture of his wife
FFF! FatalFamilyPhoto! Noo!
'Please, please, please, agree,' Big Joe silently pleaded.
"And what if I say no?" The Canuck asked with a faint English accent.
Oh shit.
Big Joe crawled out of his armour which was little more than scrap metal, the mask that hid his face was dripping with blood from a nasty gash along his temple and his broken nose. An officer helped him climb awkwardly to his feet and leant him a shoulder to lean on as they walked to the fallen Vigilante.
He's ALIVE! YAY!
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"Shared pain is lessened; shared joy, increased — thus do we refute entropy." - Spider Robinson
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"Where is the backup?!" Officer Shepard shouted into the radio, trying to ignore the dead and dying that covered the street.
Ooohh... Whatever's going on, it sure isn't good!
"Not soon enough! Where is the SWAT or MCO?"
"Dead or wounded. Yo-"
Woah... That's one deadly rager!
As Shepard and the rager fell, he distantly heard Calamity scream. Painlessly he hit the ground, his eyes still open, the last thing he saw were the roaring flames leaping from her body.
YAY! They're alive! But still bleeding and stuff...
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Malady wrote:
Domoviye [ Click to expand ] [ Click to hide ]"Where is the backup?!" Officer Shepard shouted into the radio, trying to ignore the dead and dying that covered the street.
Ooohh... Whatever's going on, it sure isn't good!
"Not soon enough! Where is the SWAT or MCO?"
"Dead or wounded. Yo-"
Woah... That's one deadly rager!
As Shepard and the rager fell, he distantly heard Calamity scream. Painlessly he hit the ground, his eyes still open, the last thing he saw were the roaring flames leaping from her body.
YAY! They're alive! But still bleeding and stuff...
It was a total party kill.
Rager had his brain turned to mush.
Shepard was gutted.
Calamity had a total burnout from abusing her probability power. She was already straining it before the lightning hit.
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"Shared pain is lessened; shared joy, increased — thus do we refute entropy." - Spider Robinson
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1) This is something I have been thinking of doing the past week. Unfortunately, I doubt I can keep my motivation going for as long as it really deserves.
2) I don't know enough about Mads Jensen to really say if I got him right or not. Then again, the same is true of the world where March is from, too.
3) Did I include any subtle hints as to where/when Ms Wilzon is from? Don't be absurd. They aren't subtle at all.
Out, damnéd Spot! Bad Doggy!
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Mind control.Arcanist Lupus wrote: There were two ways that scene could go. Either mind control, or a 'forget-me' power that blocked the user from the minds of anyone not in close proximity to them. I'm not sure which one I was hoping for.
As Mitch said in the story, their parents didn't want them anymore. So he found them some new parents.
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@Domoviye - Woah. That's a hard life... And when people start noticing their "Mom" and "Dad" acting weird, or getting resistant, or stumbling onto someone that's already resistant... Then they gotta flee and start all over again... ... And they leave a trackable trail too...
@Schol-R-Lea! A vault-dweller! From when? ... Lol, I was watching Fallout today!
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Malady wrote: @Schol-R-Lea! A vault-dweller!
Heh heh heh... right idea, but there are some complications involved... as for when, she's from just before the beginning of FO4, and while she wasn't from there originally, she was part of a group who were in the northeast - but not near the Commonwealth.
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Schol-R-LEA wrote: 2) I don't know enough about Mads Jensen to really say if I got him right or not. Then again, the same is true of the world where March is from, too.
It's all biz when he's on the clock or on a job. The higher the threat the quieter he gets. He does have personal reasons to expect that anyone popping in close to him is a hostile, which could be a problem. If the girl isn't obviously armed, the threat must be the others, so what happens to them depends on whether she can close her portal before an HE grenade goes outbound (His magic needs line of sight. Grenades and bullets don't care.)
If she's only fainted, she's still going to wake up with the business end of an assault rifle pointed at her. He's seen what kids are capable of.
Once the sitch is in-hand, back to portraying a wise-ass rookie. There might even be some people working Security that will fall for it too.
Yes, he has nearly been in the line of fire for a laser rifle. No bueno. Luckily the hit squads didn't do their homework, and so didn't reckon that he would, and did, confirm that Honolulu PD were NOT in fact on-scene. Sixth World Police don't like being impersonated, and don't always mind when 'concerned citizens' make a messy example of the impersonators.

Schol-R-LEA wrote: 3) Did I include any subtle hints as to where/when Ms Wilzon is from? Don't be absurd. They aren't subtle at all.
It took a few minutes, as I don't play Fallout, but crossovers are cool.
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Schol-R-LEA wrote: Three things:
1) This is something I have been thinking of doing the past week. Unfortunately, I doubt I can keep my motivation going for as long as it really deserves.
2) I don't know enough about Mads Jensen to really say if I got him right or not. Then again, the same is true of the world where March is from, too.
3) Did I include any subtle hints as to where/when Ms Wilzon is from? Don't be absurd. They aren't subtle at all.
My problem with the short is that I never played Fallout. Sorry.
They've only done it once, it's just a temporary measure until they figure out what to do next. I may make one or two more shorts about them, not sure yet. And yeah, I was aiming for a bit of a tear jerker.Malady wrote: @Katssun: Aww! So nice! ... Maybe Jessenia can get some sorta paste that she spreads onto her food instead of applying the digestive juices manually?
@Domoviye - Woah. That's a hard life... And when people start noticing their "Mom" and "Dad" acting weird, or getting resistant, or stumbling onto someone that's already resistant... Then they gotta flee and start all over again... ... And they leave a trackable trail too...
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Out, damnéd Spot! Bad Doggy!
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So: Vault-Tec had a process for facilitating the experiment in Vault 70. However, it turns out that the process can have unexpected side effects...
Out, damnéd Spot! Bad Doggy!
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NJM1564 wrote: Shoulden't there have bin some mention of our valt girl being contaminated by radiation. Her entier planet should be running a bit hot and she would have had to be a little hot herself.
Metro's personal set of military armor was fitted with rad shielding and a radiation sensor, among other things. With Geiger living a couple of floors up from him, he's likely got it (or a comparable sensor) on him at all times. Maybe fitted on a micro-drone, because it's easy to paint someone with a harmless amount of a detectable emitter without triggering either uncommon sensors or rare senses?
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NJM1564 wrote: Shoulden't there have bin some mention of our valt girl being contaminated by radiation. Her entier planet should be running a bit hot and she would have had to be a little hot herself.
That's actually a valid point. While most of it isn't really all that heavily contaminated by her time, even aside from wartime fallout the pre-war societies heavily used both fission and fusion as power sources - and even deliberately put radioisotopes in things like Nuka-Cola just because they thought it was cool (or maybe 'rad' would fit better here?

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null0trooper wrote:
NJM1564 wrote: Shoulden't there have bin some mention of our valt girl being contaminated by radiation. Her entier planet should be running a bit hot and she would have had to be a little hot herself.
Metro's personal set of military armor was fitted with rad shielding and a radiation sensor, among other things. With Geiger living a couple of floors up from him, he's likely got it (or a comparable sensor) on him at all times. Maybe fitted on a micro-drone, because it's easy to paint someone with a harmless amount of a detectable emitter without triggering either uncommon sensors or rare senses?
I mean that it should have bin mentioned in this section.
Schol-R-LEA wrote: 2007 October 31, 1330
Raul Tenant was checking on the newest 'special guest' of the school. They had got her out of the jumpsuit she was in, but had to cut the cloth off around the right arm where something that appeared to be a wrist computer of some kind was attached. They couldn't tell if it was actually attached cybernetically or not, but they couldn't find a way to remove it either, and didn't want to scan it with a CT or any kind of devise scanner unless they were certain doing so wouldn't harm the patient.
Something like "The patient had to be decontaminated do to what seems to be intense radiation expose. Though seems to be highly resistant to the radiation." And the device is still emitting mild amounts of radiation so the patient had to be placed in a sheathed room.
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The process they developed worked similar to Anlage in some ways, but much more powerful and flexible. A single dose would cause a Y chromosome deactivate or reactivate if present, or cause an X chromosome to selectively deactivate or activate those parts not found on a Y if there weren't one, as well as stimulating the corresponding physical changes. How? JFM, I guess, but since there are plenty of things that get handwaved in Fallout, whatever. The point is that using it would cause one's sex to change completely over a period of about twenty days. While using it more than twice in a six month period was a very bad idea, the results were otherwise completely reversible.
To reduce friction, the vault was initially populated with children under the age of thirteen, though unlike some vaults, they didn't need to kill the parents and older children off - they simply neglected to inform the parents of who the primary investors in that world's Whateley Academy were after the school was bought out and re-made as a Montessori-style primary school (must of made one hell of a pitch to get parents to have kids that young go to a boarding school, but...), or that they had built a Vault on campus. It wasn't hard to convince the children that having to get their bodies repeatedly changed by the technical staff (according to a timetable the scientists created, but they didn't know that) was necessary to protect them from some vague threat caused by the war.
They didn't count on the super powers it gave some people, though. I guess they should have tried it on more than a dozen test subjects before committing to using it. Also, sometimes those powers made the drug ineffective afterwards, usually in those who had gotten inexplicably better looking (gee, I wonder why that was brought up now...). The long term effects of this eventually led to an all-out war among the super-powered vault dwellers, about four generations in, and the survivors who escaped the Vault fled to Berlin.
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NJM1564 wrote: I mean that it should have bin mentioned in this section.
Schol-R-LEA wrote: 2007 October 31, 1330
Raul Tenant was checking on the newest 'special guest' of the school. They had got her out of the jumpsuit she was in, but had to cut the cloth off around the right arm where something that appeared to be a wrist computer of some kind was attached. They couldn't tell if it was actually attached cybernetically or not, but they couldn't find a way to remove it either, and didn't want to scan it with a CT or any kind of devise scanner unless they were certain doing so wouldn't harm the patient.
Something like "The patient had to be decontaminated do to what seems to be intense radiation expose. Though seems to be highly resistant to the radiation." And the device is still emitting mild amounts of radiation so the patient had to be placed in a sheathed room.
That reminds me of a canon point that I'd forgotten about: Josie Gillman routinely has to head over to Doyle for decontamination after one of her inadvertent cross-cosmos jaunts. By now, it should be a "for us it was Wednesday" deal.
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Was I the only one expecting Teri to hide in the middle section of a snowman before bursting out of the front to scare to snot out of any student who got close?And I wasn't going to dig my way into a snowmans head and scare little kids by pretending the head is haunted either. I learned my lesson the third time.
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Katssun wrote:
Was I the only one expecting Teri to hide in the middle section of a snowman before bursting out of the front to scare to snot out of any student who got close?And I wasn't going to dig my way into a snowmans head and scare little kids by pretending the head is haunted either. I learned my lesson the third time.
She will now.
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And yeah, when your only concept of mutants are super mutants, mutants are really something to be feared.
And hilarious! ... Docs will want to find a contraceptive real fast?
I'm reading "I'm so glad to hear that" in a deadpan... semi-shocked voice.
How would the other students react to the news??
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Malady wrote:
Domoviye [ Click to expand ] [ Click to hide ]- Eggs! Lol!... Explains the question I had about her reproductive ability without any males that small and stuff...
What's surprising is that her clone-children are so small, compared to the ostrich-sized eggs laid.
Winter is coming, so it's time to stock up on blood-packs. Maybe Host and Tapeworm can earn some extra money as consultants for the photo shoots?
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null0trooper wrote:
Malady wrote:
Domoviye [ Click to expand ] [ Click to hide ]- Eggs! Lol!... Explains the question I had about her reproductive ability without any males that small and stuff...
What's surprising is that her clone-children are so small, compared to the ostrich-sized eggs laid.
Winter is coming, so it's time to stock up on blood-packs. Maybe Host and Tapeworm can earn some extra money as consultants for the photo shoots?
What will happen first Terry using Tapeworm as a horsy or she crawling in to take a look at his home?

- Rose Bunny
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Out, damnéd Spot! Bad Doggy!
- Domoviye
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NJM1564 wrote:
null0trooper wrote:
Malady wrote:
Domoviye [ Click to expand ] [ Click to hide ]- Eggs! Lol!... Explains the question I had about her reproductive ability without any males that small and stuff...
What's surprising is that her clone-children are so small, compared to the ostrich-sized eggs laid.
Winter is coming, so it's time to stock up on blood-packs. Maybe Host and Tapeworm can earn some extra money as consultants for the photo shoots?
What will happen first Terry using Tapeworm as a horsy or she crawling in to take a look at his home?
Crawling inside Host! Eeeeeewwwwwww! She'd get her clothes all dirty! And Do you know how hard it is to get blood out your hair!
Also for that short, every word spoken by Mrs. Savage is done in an ever increasing amount shock, horror and disbelief masquerading as being happy.
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Domoviye wrote:
NJM1564 wrote:
null0trooper wrote:
Malady wrote:
Domoviye [ Click to expand ] [ Click to hide ]- Eggs! Lol!... Explains the question I had about her reproductive ability without any males that small and stuff...
What's surprising is that her clone-children are so small, compared to the ostrich-sized eggs laid.
Winter is coming, so it's time to stock up on blood-packs. Maybe Host and Tapeworm can earn some extra money as consultants for the photo shoots?
What will happen first Terry using Tapeworm as a horsy or she crawling in to take a look at his home?
Crawling inside Host! Eeeeeewwwwwww! She'd get her clothes all dirty! And Do you know how hard it is to get blood out your hair!
Also for that short, every word spoken by Mrs. Savage is done in an ever increasing amount shock, horror and disbelief masquerading as being happy.
Considering Tinks currently non cannon origin she would know this perfectly.
Any don't worry the Tink spawn won't happen. If she reproduced that fast we would quickly have a world ending scenario and we have already did that joke with a cloning machine.
Rose Bunny wrote: Ok, that's a nightmare waiting to happen, Thanks NJM
No charge. I'm only hear to help. I mean people spend half there life sleeping. I'm sure with just a little more effort we can cut that down to almost zero.
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The taller boy stared at Derek with a strange expression on his face. Then suddenly, hearts appeared in his eyes, and faster that most could follow, he shoved his tongue down Derek's throat.
"Dammit, Derek, you know better than to do that in public. It took a week to dislodge the last one."
Derek mumbled an apology.
Nice musings on being a shifter though!
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Malady wrote:
NJM1564 [ Click to expand ] [ Click to hide ]... So, the taller boy is in love with Derek? ... Who's speaking right before the end? 'Cause the statement confuses me... Or have we seen Derek before, and I forgot?
The taller boy stared at Derek with a strange expression on his face. Then suddenly, hearts appeared in his eyes, and faster that most could follow, he shoved his tongue down Derek's throat.
"Dammit, Derek, you know better than to do that in public. It took a week to dislodge the last one."
Derek mumbled an apology.
It was a joke suggesting that when Derek reveals his inner head it causes a dopey cartoonish love potion/hypnotic/glammer effect on the one he's staring at.
Look up a pic of a lamprey and you will get the funny.
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@Schol-R-Lea - Mysterious girl who is ~300+ yrs old. Funny, and mysterious!
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NJM1564 wrote:
Malady wrote:
NJM1564 [ Click to expand ] [ Click to hide ]... So, the taller boy is in love with Derek? ... Who's speaking right before the end? 'Cause the statement confuses me... Or have we seen Derek before, and I forgot?
The taller boy stared at Derek with a strange expression on his face. Then suddenly, hearts appeared in his eyes, and faster that most could follow, he shoved his tongue down Derek's throat.
"Dammit, Derek, you know better than to do that in public. It took a week to dislodge the last one."
Derek mumbled an apology.
It was a joke suggesting that when Derek reveals his inner head it causes a dopey cartoonish love potion/hypnotic/glammer effect on the one he's staring at.
Look up a pic of a lamprey and you will get the funny.
OK, that now makes sense now and makes it horror/comedy instead of just horror. At first I was just horrified because I've seen lampreys in real life, they're ugly as sin and should be burned to ash as abominations.
Don't have time to respond to every story, but they are all great, especially the Dear Abbie's. It's given me an idea for work.