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7 years 10 months ago #1201 by null0trooper

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Katssun wrote: Devisor glitter.

Devisor astrally-active glitter.

Stuff some inside a helium balloon, set loose in Magic Lab.
Sooner or later, someone's going to try to zap it down.

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7 years 10 months ago - 7 years 10 months ago #1202 by NJM1564

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Devisor programmable color change glitter with optical cammo and Jerico mode. Spread it around invisibly and once target is thoroughly covered switch to Jerico mode and they form patterns that only he would love.
Also dissolves in a specialized chemical solution. (Have to protect the user somehow.)
Hyper luminescent Jade mode sold separately.
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DPCCG glitter version 2 with totally unnecessary homing function coming soon.

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7 years 10 months ago - 7 years 10 months ago #1203 by Malady

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^ Not sure if multi-color nanoglitter needs the impossi-tech of a Devise to be made. Could just be a gadget ?

If you control it via an external computer, and have the glitter gather together and cover a surface, it'd basically be a monitor...

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7 years 10 months ago #1204 by Domoviye

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Bio glitter.
Living creatures that when released from their stasis balloon cover everything in a ten foot radius and begin mating. The lightshow, which covers every possible spectrum of light is intensely glittery, and their are three generations before infertility sets in.
So for about twelve hours no matter how hard you try to clean the extra resistant bugs off, the eggs keep hatching releasing even more horny glitter.

7 years 10 months ago #1205 by null0trooper

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Malady wrote: ^ Not sure if multi-color nanoglitter needs the impossi-tech of a Devise to be made.

But astrally active materials glittering on the astral plane - reflecting the myriad colors of magic never seen by eye - as well as the physical? Not something nano-tech or genetech should be capable of.

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7 years 10 months ago - 7 years 10 months ago #1206 by Rose Bunny

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Whateley Academy: 2106.

One Hundred years later and Nikki is Headmistress, Sara is her Hartford, and both still look like teen-agers.

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7 years 10 months ago #1207 by Malady

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^ Oh, come on, we've got so many other immortals to choose from!

Timeless for Headmaster!

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7 years 10 months ago #1208 by Rose Bunny

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Malady wrote: ^ Oh, come on, we've got so many other immortals to choose from!

Timeless for Headmaster!

She's supposed to grow up to be a queen, so if she can't manage being headmistress...

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7 years 10 months ago #1209 by Katssun

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Rose Bunny wrote: Whateley Academy: 2106.

One Hundred years later and Nikki is Headmistress, Sara is her Hartford, and both still look like teen-agers.

And Nikki is still finding bits of glitter on her from Bunny and Jade.

7 years 10 months ago #1210 by Rose Bunny

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Grown-up Jade travels back in time, whispers "Betrayed.. it was..." and then dies.

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7 years 10 months ago #1211 by mhalpern

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Katssun wrote:
Rose Bunny wrote: Whateley Academy: 2106.

One Hundred years later and Nikki is Headmistress, Sara is her Hartford, and both still look like teen-agers.
And Nikki is still finding bits of glitter on her from Bunny and Jade.

Well I think Jade is both an exemplar and a regenerator, she MIGHT still be alive at that point, I mean look at how much Carson's aging is slowed, Alyss will almost certainly be alive at that point, her aging is nearly stopped..

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7 years 10 months ago #1212 by Rose Bunny

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mhalpern wrote:
Well I think Jade is both an exemplar and a regenerator, she MIGHT still be alive at that point, I mean look at how much Carson's aging is slowed, Alyss will almost certainly be alive at that point, her aging is nearly stopped..

... and she might still look Ten or Eleven years old.

Thuban is never getting any, is he?

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7 years 10 months ago #1213 by null0trooper

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Rose Bunny wrote: Whateley Academy: 2106.

One Hundred years later and Nikki is Headmistress, Sara is her Hartford, and both still look like teen-agers.

There's a spell for that! It's not exactly meant to help you look appropriately older, but there ain't a rule against it.

Which is good, because Metro's going to get tired of looking (a late-blooming) 14 years old some day. At least Nikki looks old enough to shave something!

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7 years 10 months ago - 7 years 10 months ago #1214 by NJM1564

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Rose Bunny wrote:
mhalpern wrote:
Well I think Jade is both an exemplar and a regenerator, she MIGHT still be alive at that point, I mean look at how much Carson's aging is slowed, Alyss will almost certainly be alive at that point, her aging is nearly stopped..

... and she might still look Ten or Eleven years old.

Thuban is never getting any, is he?

Looking isn't the same as being. There is allusions that Thuban has already bin getting it. "His scales are so soft!"
Not only from Jade but Jin, Jet and probably the entire J team at once as well.
Jade is a one women Harem.
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7 years 10 months ago #1215 by mhalpern

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Rose Bunny wrote:
mhalpern wrote:
Well I think Jade is both an exemplar and a regenerator, she MIGHT still be alive at that point, I mean look at how much Carson's aging is slowed, Alyss will almost certainly be alive at that point, her aging is nearly stopped..

... and she might still look Ten or Eleven years old.

Thuban is never getting any, is he?

No Jade will likely age a little, Ribbon may look 21 or 40 at that point for all we know,

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7 years 10 months ago - 7 years 10 months ago #1216 by Rose Bunny

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well, Jade appears to not have aged a day in 4 years, and the theory that her BIT is stuck, she might grow to be a 90 year old 10 year old...barring a solution.

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Rose Bunny wrote: well, Jade appears to not have aged a day in 4 years, and the theory that her BIT is stuck, she might grow to be a 90 year old 10 year old...barring a solution.

I love how despite the fact that Jade is (presumably) a "normal" mutant, that, between her halted aging and regen, she might actually be biologically immortal. While she probably can die of injuries too severe to heal with her TK or regen, I'd put my money of Jade being incapable of dying by disease or aging.

While Nikki, Sara, and Billie are all obviously immortal, I'd love to see their reactions in a few hundred after learning that Jade is still alive and still 11.

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7 years 10 months ago #1218 by Rose Bunny

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Well, I'm sure Billie would know, due to their link. Plus, you think Billie would be able to get rid of Jade somehow? If Billie settled down and bought a house and settled into routine life (not a chance, but just saying), you KNOW Jade would buy the house next door.

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7 years 10 months ago - 7 years 10 months ago #1219 by Angeldude

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I was mostly referring to Nikki and Sara, but that is an amusing scene.

I'd imagine Jade would forcibly evict or murder the old family just to get the house next to Billie.

Insanity: for when normal just isn't interesting enough.
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7 years 10 months ago #1220 by Katssun

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Rose Bunny wrote: Well, I'm sure Billie would know, due to their link. Plus, you think Billie would be able to get rid of Jade somehow? If Billie settled down and bought a house and settled into routine life (not a chance, but just saying), you KNOW Jade would buy the house next door.

Some twisted version of Maria-sama ga Miteru or Anne of Green Gables?

Is Bubblegum Horror a thing?

7 years 10 months ago #1221 by Rose Bunny

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Katssun wrote:
Rose Bunny wrote: Well, I'm sure Billie would know, due to their link. Plus, you think Billie would be able to get rid of Jade somehow? If Billie settled down and bought a house and settled into routine life (not a chance, but just saying), you KNOW Jade would buy the house next door.
Some twisted version of Maria-sama ga Miteru or Anne of Green Gables?

Is Bubblegum Horror a thing?

"Onee-sama? Why did you leave me? Onee-samma? I'm your number one fan!"
Puppy dog eyes and sledgehammer.

Oh gawd... Jade in Misery...

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7 years 10 months ago - 7 years 10 months ago #1222 by NJM1564

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Malady wrote: ^ Oh, come on, we've got so many other immortals to choose from!

Timeless for Headmaster!

Can we higher the grove as headmistress. It can eat the unruly students.
And we can have Miss Bloodwolf as assistant headmistress.

Make a cute/chibbi Vi of Ms. Carson.
Worse idea make one of. Ms. Hartford.
Absolute worse idea. Letting ether one of them find out.

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7 years 10 months ago #1223 by Sir Lee

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Jade as a Headmistress. That should move the school from Strictly Neutral to Chaotic Neutral.

Don't call me "Shirley." You will surely make me surly.

7 years 10 months ago #1224 by NJM1564

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Sir Lee wrote: Jade as a Headmistress. That should move the school from Strictly Neutral to Chaotic Neutral.

Jade as Cabbit Headmistress. In a bad Lady Astarte Halloween costume. No one notices the change. Or is willing to admit it.

7 years 10 months ago #1225 by Cryptic

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Katssun wrote: Based on Imp's escapades with the squirrels:

Devisor glitter.

Know true horror.

Divisor glitter, or any of the other variants you lot cooked up, in the hands of Wondercute or Out Cast Corner.

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7 years 10 months ago #1226 by Rose Bunny

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Jobe engineers a pink squirrel friend for Anna, cause you need a Wondercute squirrel pet... now you just need a mini unicorn for Misty.

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7 years 10 months ago #1227 by Iwasforger03

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Belphy handles that... and then gets roped into the group herself after creating a super creepy/cute living Webby.

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7 years 10 months ago #1228 by mhalpern

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J-Team with plushies of all the Whateley teachers, and other notable staff

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7 years 10 months ago - 7 years 10 months ago #1229 by NJM1564

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Jade you had better not tell anyone I was the one who made those. Or about the chibi robot versions.

[To scale.]

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7 years 10 months ago #1230 by Phoenix Spiritus

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Jade and Ribbon halloween costumes?

7 years 10 months ago - 7 years 10 months ago #1231 by Rose Bunny

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Phoenix Spiritus wrote: Jade and Ribbon halloween costumes?

Jade would go as Jinn, and Jinn as Jade.

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7 years 10 months ago #1232 by Arcanist Lupus

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Sir Lee wrote: Jade as a Headmistress. That should move the school from Strictly Neutral to Chaotic Neutral.

Wasn't there a microscene way back when that did this?

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7 years 10 months ago #1233 by Malady

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^ Yes. Can't remember where though, but I know I saw her give an intro speech.

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7 years 10 months ago #1234 by Angeldude

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Arcanist Lupus wrote:
Sir Lee wrote: Jade as a Headmistress. That should move the school from Strictly Neutral to Chaotic Neutral.
Wasn't there a microscene way back when that did this?

If I remember correctly, said microscene features a certain artifact that is canonically in Jade's possession but she has never used in canon and possibly not even in WhatIF outside that one micro scene.

How exactly does it affect her abilities in canon?

Found it!

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7 years 10 months ago #1235 by Rose Bunny

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"Mrs. Carson, Generator's been reading the Necronomicon again..."

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7 years 10 months ago #1236 by Valentine

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Rose Bunny wrote: "Mrs. Carson, Generator's been reading the Necronomicon again..."

Mrs. Carson, Sara's been writing corrections in the Necronomicon again...

Don't Drick and Drive.

7 years 10 months ago #1237 by NJM1564

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Valentine wrote:
Rose Bunny wrote: "Mrs. Carson, Generator's been reading the Necronomicon again..."

Mrs. Carson, Sara's been writing corrections in the Necronomicon again...

Mrs. Carson, Sara's room has bin feeding pages of the Necronimicon to Aquerna's little friends again. And they keep breaking in to Buster's room and pooping strange messages onto his ceiling. Also they need to eat more fiber. And less flesh... and blood... and souls.. He. he. hehhehehahahahaaaahaa

7 years 10 months ago #1238 by Rose Bunny

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NJM1564 wrote: Mrs. Carson, Sara's room has bin feeding pages of the Necronimicon to Aquerna's little friends again. And they keep breaking in to Buster's room and pooping strange messages onto his ceiling. Also they need to eat more fiber. And less flesh... and blood... and souls.. He. he. hehhehehahahahaaaahaa

There's a nice room at ARC waiting for you, it's Merry's old room...

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Valentine wrote:
Rose Bunny wrote: "Mrs. Carson, Generator's been reading the Necronomicon again..."

Mrs. Carson, Sara's been writing corrections in the Necronomicon again...

We wouldn't mind, if she didn't keep making the same grammatical mistakes in the marginalia. This is meant to be a serious work of metaphysics, not a cookbook! ^{Except for the really neat recipes in Chapter 3.14159}

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7 years 10 months ago #1240 by Valentine

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null0trooper wrote:
Valentine wrote: Mrs. Carson, Sara's been writing corrections in the Necronomicon again...

We wouldn't mind, if she didn't keep making the same grammatical mistakes in the marginalia. This is meant to be a serious work of metaphysics, not a cookbook! ^{Except for the really neat recipes in Chapter 3.14159}

One man's serious work of metaphysics is another GOO's cookbook.

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Genius isn't in discovering the secrets of the universe ... genius is disguising them as recipes.

7 years 10 months ago #1242 by NJM1564

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null0trooper wrote:
Valentine wrote:
Rose Bunny wrote: "Mrs. Carson, Generator's been reading the Necronomicon again..."

Mrs. Carson, Sara's been writing corrections in the Necronomicon again...

We wouldn't mind, if she didn't keep making the same grammatical mistakes in the marginalia. This is meant to be a serious work of metaphysics, not a cookbook! ^{Except for the really neat recipes in Chapter 3.14159}

Of coarse if you read it backwards it's GOO porn.

7 years 10 months ago #1243 by Rose Bunny

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Phoenix Spiritus wrote: Genius isn't in discovering the secrets of the universe ... genius is disguising them as recipes.

as in Hell's Kitchen?

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Outcast corner and wondercute doing Monty Python sketches.
With occasional guest spots by the grunts and whatever bullies they can round up.

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NJM1564 wrote: Outcast corner and wondercute doing Monty Python sketches.
With occasional guest spots by the grunts and whatever bullies they can round up.

and Bunny as the Beast of Caerbannog.

Then again, the Holy hand Grenade of Antioch WAS egg-shaped.

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7 years 10 months ago #1246 by NJM1564

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Rose Bunny wrote:
NJM1564 wrote: Outcast corner and wondercute doing Monty Python sketches.
With occasional guest spots by the grunts and whatever bullies they can round up.
and Bunny as the Beast of Caerbannog.

Then again, the Holy hand Grenade of Antioch WAS egg-shaped.

Bunny wouldn't like a killer bunny.
Razerback with bunny ears though.

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NJM1564 wrote: Bunny wouldn't like a killer bunny.

Jade would though. She'd think it was cyooote!

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Everyone knows that the Cabbit IS the bunny. Just ask the Knights of the Eternal Presence, oh wait the cabbit killed them all.

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Note to self. Unleash robot stuffed Razerback... robot stuffed outcast corners on the world.
Ya gota admit that would be cute.

Collect them all.

7 years 10 months ago #1250 by Valentine

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This is only really a bad idea for students arriving in a few years.

Team Awesome starting Sim Training now. Not with combats, but with powers and the Team part of Team Tactics training..

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Valentine wrote: This is only really a bad idea for students arriving in a few years.

Team Awesome starting Sim Training now. Not with combats, but with powers and the Team part of Team Tactics training..

Nah, no way Caitlin would allow that with her little sister.

Now Team Awesome hiding and watching and listening to Outcast Corner planning and dissecting their Sim Battles? Awesome!

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Wondercute vs. Team Kimba vs. Team Awesome in the sims, with special guest referees Outcast Corner.

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7 years 10 months ago #1253 by Arcanist Lupus

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Let's just put every student at Whateley in the Sims at once. Last student standing gets an automatic A on their combat final.

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Arcanist Lupus wrote: Let's just put every student at Whateley in the Sims at once. Last student standing gets an automatic A on their combat final.

But that means Clover would win.

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7 years 10 months ago #1255 by Phoenix Spiritus

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Billie would win.

None of a Team Kimba would be able to deliberately hurt Jade or allow anyone else to hurt her, and Jade would surrender rather then hurt Billie. So, Billie wins.

7 years 10 months ago - 7 years 10 months ago #1256 by Rose Bunny

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Phoenix Spiritus wrote: Billie would win.

None of a Team Kimba would be able to deliberately hurt Jade or allow anyone else to hurt her, and Jade would surrender rather then hurt Billie. So, Billie wins.

Clover would make Billie accidentally sneeze while teleporting, and she'd end up outside the sim, thus disqualification.

actual probable result... that many reality warpers in close proximity, random explosion and Whateley becomes a huge crater.

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7 years 10 months ago #1257 by null0trooper

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Arcanist Lupus wrote: Let's just put every student at Whateley in the Sims at once. Last student standing gets an automatic A on their combat final.

There aren't enough sim seats for the whole student body.

That doesn't mean that they can't be run through in a round-robin tournament - maybe for the Juniors' Combat Finals?

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7 years 10 months ago #1258 by Rose Bunny

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null0trooper wrote:
Arcanist Lupus wrote: Let's just put every student at Whateley in the Sims at once. Last student standing gets an automatic A on their combat final.

There aren't enough sim seats for the whole student body.

That doesn't mean that they can't be run through in a round-robin tournament - maybe for the Juniors' Combat Finals?

the seating problem shall be solved with a game of 'pop goes the weasel'...

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7 years 10 months ago #1259 by Angeldude

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Rose Bunny wrote: Wondercute vs. Team Kimba vs. Team Awesome in the sims, with special guest referees Outcast Corner.

While Jinn would compete for Kimba, Jann would sit in for Jade in one of the teams, then everyone gets confused by the fact that there are 2 Jades fighting each other.

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except they look different.

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Rose Bunny wrote: except they look different.

Jinn can shrink down to Jade's size, and in the sim, she can just digitally receive a copy of Jade's costume. If Jade had 2 identical costumes, then Jinn would be able to act as a doppelganger. The only difference is that in the sims, she doesn't need 2 physical costumes.

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7 years 10 months ago - 7 years 10 months ago #1262 by Rose Bunny

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Angeldude wrote:
Rose Bunny wrote: except they look different.

Jinn can shrink down to Jade's size, and in the sim, she can just digitally receive a copy of Jade's costume. If Jade had 2 identical costumes, then Jinn would be able to act as a doppelganger. The only difference is that in the sims, she doesn't need 2 physical costumes.

Yes, but that effectively weakens Jinn. Since she isn't being Shroud, she can't pull the Shroud hijinks, like bear-trap face or chains exploding out of her stomach

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Rose Bunny wrote:
Angeldude wrote:
Rose Bunny wrote: except they look different.

Jinn can shrink down to Jade's size, and in the sim, she can just digitally receive a copy of Jade's costume. If Jade had 2 identical costumes, then Jinn would be able to act as a doppelganger. The only difference is that in the sims, she doesn't need 2 physical costumes.
Yes, but that effectively weakens Jinn. Since she isn't being Shroud, she can't pull the Shroud hijinks, like bear-trap face or chains exploding out of her stomach

Kimba has Generator (Jade) and Shroud (Jinn), Wondercute would have Generator played by Jann. In addition, as seen in Dark Generator, the sim is capable of giving her more clones than usual so both Generators would have all 3 clones available.

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but Jann can't create more duplicates, so if she pretends to be Jade, she can't duplicate her powers. besides, if it were Wondercute and Kimba going against each other, Jade would want to be on KImba, because of Billie. " I c..can't fight Onee-sama... I surrender!"

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Rose Bunny wrote:
Angeldude wrote:
Rose Bunny wrote: except they look different.

Jinn can shrink down to Jade's size, and in the sim, she can just digitally receive a copy of Jade's costume. If Jade had 2 identical costumes, then Jinn would be able to act as a doppelganger. The only difference is that in the sims, she doesn't need 2 physical costumes.
Yes, but that effectively weakens Jinn. Since she isn't being Shroud, she ~~can't~~ shouldn't pull the Shroud hijinks, like bear-trap face or chains exploding out of her stomach

Fixed it for ya!

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Actually, it's canon that Jade does not create duplicates from inside the sim, because the system was not designed for her powerset; instead, Jade simply controls several player-characters at once. There's a mention somewhere that this makes her morepowerful in the sim than in the real world, because in the RW the various J-team can only communicate telepathically when touching.

OTOH, Shroud has her own sim-suit. So a previously-generated J-team member CAN control a sim character.

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I know, I know... she'd still be powerless before the threat of Billie.

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Rose Bunny wrote: I know, I know... she'd still be powerless before the threat of Billie.

Jann on Wondercute would be perfectly fine battling team Kimba up until Generator, Shroud, and Tennyo are the only ones left. Then Jann!Generator jumps ship and teams up with the remaining Kimbettes, letting everyone else experience the terror that is Double Generator.

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Carson steps in and fails everyone, because she's tired of this bickering

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These aren't really bad ideas, but there isn't a better place for them.

A particularly arrogant gadgeteer chooses the codename 'Numerator' because he's so far above those stupid devisors.

A talented but low level devisor chooses the codename 'GCD'

Let's be honest - if anybody is going to be choosing their codename based on a math pun, it's going to be someone from the tech track.

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R.E.G. (Random Explosion Generator)

A Devisor/Mangler combo, temperamental impossible tech, combined with really weird probabilities, what could POSSIBLY go wrong...

Maybe add regen to that, that power set is likely to be self destructive otherwise....

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mhalpern wrote: R.E.G. (Random Explosion Generator)

A Devisor/Mangler combo, temperamental impossible tech, combined with really weird probabilities, what could POSSIBLY go wrong...

Maybe add regen to that, that power set is likely to be self destructive otherwise....

add exemplar so that they are more durable, and with the mental package, they would know the devise would be a brrilliant failure.

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"Alright, who let Jobe read 'Microcosmic God' ?"

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Arcanist Lupus wrote: "Alright, who let Jobe read 'Microcosmic God' ?"

He's already endeavoring to create a new species, I think the horse is out of the barn, the ship has sailed, etc...

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I would not really put "create a new species" on the same level as "engineer a hyper-intelligent, fast evolving race that worships you as their god".

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Arcanist Lupus wrote: I would not really put "create a new species" on the same level as "engineer a hyper-intelligent, fast evolving race that worships you as their god".

The Drow potentially could be as long lived as the Sidhe, who's to say that in a millennia or two there won't be millions or billions or trillions of Drow all worshiping the "Progenitor"?

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I don't know if someone else has said this but they probably have, giving Cerulea a 'gift' (marked as being from someone else of course) that involves a smoke bomb being triggered by opening the box up....

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Arcanist Lupus wrote: "Alright, who let Jobe read 'Microcosmic God' ?"

She didn't -- she happened to walk by when Freight Train was watching the second segment of Treehouse of Horror VII

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Teri befriends Robert Rose, and wants to act as matchmaker between him and Nacht.

How will Nacht deal with someone who is just as devious, just as persistent, and just as unrelentingly bubbly as Sunburst, but presents a much, much smaller target?

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It's probably a good thing that Marian Kilgareth-Donnehammer won't be on campus once Game of Thrones appears on HBO. The jokes are inevitable, and somebody would end up in Doyle.

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because I mentioned it in a different topic. Kayda being able to manifest Tatanka's horns on her head.

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Rose Bunny wrote: because I mentioned it in a different topic. Kayda being able to manifest Tatanka's horns on her head.

What's the point of that? We already know she is full time horny. :evil:

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Chaka creating a "Bracelet Fu" to teach Ribbon for her holdout bracelets and ribbons.

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Valentine wrote: Chaka creating a "Bracelet Fu" to teach Ribbon for her holdout bracelets and ribbons.

No need to create something from scratch. It would be more or less the same as using a meteor hammer. And she learned that over winter.

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NJM1564 wrote: No need to create something from scratch. It would be more or less the same as using a meteor hammer. And she learned that over a morning, last winter.

Fixed that for you.

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NJM1564 wrote:
Rose Bunny wrote: because I mentioned it in a different topic. Kayda being able to manifest Tatanka's horns on her head.

What's the point of that? We already know she is full time horny.

Running around headbutting people.

as for Ribbon. She needs to take Rhythmic Gymnastics as a martial art

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Ribbon using a rubber chicken as a baton....

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Ribbon using a rubber chicken as a baton cover for when she uses Cait's baton.

Fixed it for you.

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Rose Bunny wrote: as for Ribbon. She needs to take Rhythmic Gymnastics as a martial art

Why has nobody suggested ribbon dancing yet? Is it because it's too obvious? That said she can cheat.

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Yolandria wrote:
Ribbon using a rubber chicken as a baton cover for when she uses Cait's baton.

Fixed it for you.

Nope I meant it as I wrote it, who would admit that they were beat up by a little girl using a rubber chicken?

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Fall finals: Generator vs. Ribbon, no matter who wins, we all lose.

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Rose Bunny wrote: Fall finals: Generator vs. Ribbon, no matter who wins, we all lose.

Microscene, please? :evil:

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Some things are just better left to the ( * shudder *) ..imagination.

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Ribbon would have the advantage in raw strength, but neither is really able to hurt the other. Ribbon would be able to disable Generator by mummification, which Generator might not be able to escape unless she can deploy Spinner or Kitty Compact. If that's the case, then it would just come down to who can outsmart / outmaneuver the other, which isn't clear who would win. Would it go to Rbbon's exemplar-6 mental package, or Generator's advanced recon abilities and Jann-sensei?

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Jade would easily beat Ribbon. She beat Bloodwolf after all. And he's a ton tougher. Plus she has a ton of real world combat + sim experience over Ribbon. Not even close.

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Yolandria wrote: Jade would easily beat Ribbon. She beat Bloodwolf after all. And he's a ton tougher. Plus she has a ton of real world combat + sim experience over Ribbon. Not even close.

Agreed...though Alyss has defeated Bloodwolf too. Any ribbon that Alyss manifests becomes an asset to Jade and a liability to Alyss. The ribbons don't go away. They tend to get piled in a trashcan or corner usually before they fade on their own.

Alyss would have to run around with a flamethrower, torching all her old ribbons so that Jade couldn't use them against her.

Regular brawl? Alyss could win, but Jade has so many options and toys it would be no contest.

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mhalpern wrote:
Yolandria wrote:
Ribbon using a rubber chicken as a baton cover for when she uses Cait's baton.

Fixed it for you.
Nope I meant it as I wrote it, who would admit that they were beat up by a little girl using a rubber chicken?

It's funny... but not cute enough. How about a stuffed bunny rabbit. A bunny made one. Stuffed with lead shot a, modified, mobius belt, that won't void weight, or a gravity block.

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Try any other stuffed animal BUT a rabbit, unless you enjoy getting sued for plagiarism and trademark infringement... and no, I'm not giving any more details, because this is one of my outstanding questions over in the "Whateley Lost & Found" thread.

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You mean Gen2? Or Star is gonna be based on the member instead of the other way around, in universe? ... WU Star would be interesting, with human mages... *Sigh. Stop musing about Divergences... You've got enough to do right now...*

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NJM1564 wrote:
mhalpern wrote:
Yolandria wrote:
Ribbon using a rubber chicken as a baton cover for when she uses Cait's baton.

Fixed it for you.
Nope I meant it as I wrote it, who would admit that they were beat up by a little girl using a rubber chicken?

It's funny... but not cute enough. How about a stuffed bunny rabbit. A bunny made one. Stuffed with lead shot a, modified, mobius belt, that won't void weight, or a gravity block.

Part of the point is so that she'd have a non-lethal bludgeoning device, which for an EX 6 is difficult to do...... A rubber skeleton maybe?

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Sir Lee wrote: Try any other stuffed animal BUT a rabbit, unless you enjoy getting sued for plagiarism and trademark infringement... and no, I'm not giving any more details, because this is one of my outstanding questions over in the "Whateley Lost & Found" thread.

She can't get sued for plagerisum if bunny makes it. Faster all Bunny is the unwed child of the Easter Bunny and Bugs Bunny in drag.

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mhalpern wrote: Part of the point is so that she'd have a non-lethal bludgeoning device, which for an EX 6 is difficult to do...... A rubber skeleton maybe?

as their slogan goes: " It's NERF(tm), or nothing!"

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Rose Bunny wrote:
mhalpern wrote: Part of the point is so that she'd have a non-lethal bludgeoning device, which for an EX 6 is difficult to do...... A rubber skeleton maybe?

as their slogan goes: " It's NERF(tm), or nothing!"

NERF foam doesn't hold up to squat, rubber will actually survive

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mhalpern wrote: Part of the point is so that she'd have a non-lethal bludgeoning device, which for an EX 6 is difficult to do...... A rubber skeleton maybe?

Add a kinetic buffer. Kinda like a squishy forcefeald. She could then dial the impact to what ever she wants.

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NJM1564 wrote:
mhalpern wrote: Part of the point is so that she'd have a non-lethal bludgeoning device, which for an EX 6 is difficult to do...... A rubber skeleton maybe?

Add a kinetic buffer. Kinda like a squishy forcefeald. She could then dial the impact to what ever she wants.

Nice idea, but I just thought of a different idea, a semi rigid braid of ribbon cloth, andlayers of softer material padding, added as needed, as for design, I am sure all the movies and anime marathons she has been seeing will provide sufficient inspiration.

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Rose Bunny wrote: Fall finals: Generator vs. Ribbon, no matter who wins, we all lose.

Lets keep this between freshmen, Ribbon vs Tink

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mhalpern wrote:
Rose Bunny wrote: Fall finals: Generator vs. Ribbon, no matter who wins, we all lose.
Lets keep this between freshmen, Ribbon vs Tink

Tink VS Jade's faeries.

Or a dog pile using all the stored Good and Evil angels.

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You're missing the obvious:

Teri and Absinthe, in a 2v2 or against each other alone. Who gets more confused? Does disaster strike when Teri gets hit with a glamour fairy? Does an aerial dance number occur?

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Katssun wrote: You're missing the obvious:

Teri and Absinthe, in a 2v2 or against each other alone. Who gets more confused? Does disaster strike when Teri gets hit with a glamour fairy? Does an aerial dance number occur?

If we're bringing in Absinthe, how about a '2'v'2' of Absinthe + Glamour fairy vs Whisper + "Sara"? This Sara (named after that Sara) hasn't appeared in Canon.

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I imagine more of a solo fight, where Teri is really pushing Abby to her limits, before Abby summons four fresh fairies and starts whistling "Hips Don't Lie".

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Kara (Roulette's girlfriend) getting a cat based mutation...

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Give Razerback an indestructible rubber ducky. The squeaky kind. Squeek. Squeek. Squeek. *4001

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NJM1564 wrote: Give Razerback an indestructible rubber ducky. The squeaky kind. Squeek. Squeek. Squeek. *4001

and have Jade cast Jann into it.

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Rose Bunny wrote:
NJM1564 wrote: Give Razerback an indestructible rubber ducky. The squeaky kind. Squeek. Squeek. Squeek. *4001
and have Jade cast Jann into it.

I was exspecting RB to chew on it but you give me an even worse idea. Jann cast into A stuffed Razerback toy. Those two would get along so well together. Or better yet as many stuffed ones as Jade can manage, then someone makes a bunch of small robot ones of veriouse, and...
More or less shoulder angels part 2. Give RB an entire pack of raptors of all different sizes. Then other dinos. Then some kind of pseudo Razerzord.

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Why not give a set of stuffed Generator, Shroud, Jet, and Razorback toys to Bloodwolf? Share the pre-Xmas joy!

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null0trooper wrote: Why not give a set of stuffed Generator, Shroud, Jet, and Razorback toys to Bloodwolf? Share the pre-Xmas joy!

But Shroud and Jet are already stuffed toys. Just with unconventional stuffing.
How about a giving a stuffed Bloodwolf to several students vodoo linked to Bloodwolf him self. At non lethal levels. And only Razerback knows who. And ask Razerback to only tell him in sign language.

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Place an enchantment on Bloodwolf so that everybody looks like Jade to him. Even his own reflection.

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NJM1564 wrote: How about a giving a stuffed Bloodwolf to several students vodoo linked to Bloodwolf him self. At non lethal levels.

Give them to Wondercute and Wondercute-wannabees. Can you see Bloodwolf voodoo-compelled to wear pink glittery gowns?

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Sir Lee wrote:
NJM1564 wrote: How about a giving a stuffed Bloodwolf to several students vodoo linked to Bloodwolf him self. At non lethal levels.
Give them to Wondercute and Wondercute-wannabees. Can you see Bloodwolf voodoo-compelled to wear pink glittery gowns?

I honestly don't recall reading of any Candomblé rituals being that specific.

On the other hand, one of Oya's prefered colors is pink (along with brown, red, white). As she is a warrior Orisha, concerned with "winds, lightning, and violent storms, death and rebirth", she'd be a wonderful mentor for the boy.

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We need avatars of these guys in Whateley.

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Have we seen any students (or other mutants) besides Tennyo with appearances modeled after specific fictional characters that aren't Final Fantasy characters?

That said, between Thorn, Beltane, and Imp, I think we have the Warner siblings covered already.

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Someone makes animatronic bodyguards security system based on the 5 nights at Freadys animatronics.

Convince Jobe to make and actual Cabbit. Transforming into a space ship optional.

Make a Fubar plushy Vodoo linked to him using his snot crystalized. So that everybody can hug the Fubar.

Sell Fubar's snot to a cosmetics company to use as a makeup base.

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Arcanist Lupus wrote: Have we seen any students (or other mutants) besides Tennyo with appearances modeled after specific fictional characters that aren't Final Fantasy characters?

I'm trying to come up with something, but I don't think we have? I think MageOhki is the first author to decide to try it since Tennyo, but that doesn't mean we won't start seeing a few more in the background in places now and again.

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Iwasforger03 wrote:
Arcanist Lupus wrote: Have we seen any students (or other mutants) besides Tennyo with appearances modeled after specific fictional characters that aren't Final Fantasy characters?

I'm trying to come up with something, but I don't think we have? I think MageOhki is the first author to decide to try it since Tennyo, but that doesn't mean we won't start seeing a few more in the background in places now and again.

Well they aren't mutants, but there are a couple of ghosts at a movie theater near the school that look and act like muppets.

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mhalpern wrote:
Iwasforger03 wrote:
Arcanist Lupus wrote: Have we seen any students (or other mutants) besides Tennyo with appearances modeled after specific fictional characters that aren't Final Fantasy characters?

I'm trying to come up with something, but I don't think we have? I think MageOhki is the first author to decide to try it since Tennyo, but that doesn't mean we won't start seeing a few more in the background in places now and again.
Well they aren't mutants, but there are a couple of ghosts at a movie theater near the school that look and act like muppets.

Please tell me they hang around in the balconies heckling the film.

7 years 10 months ago #1329 by mhalpern

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NJM1564 wrote:
mhalpern wrote:
Iwasforger03 wrote:
Arcanist Lupus wrote: Have we seen any students (or other mutants) besides Tennyo with appearances modeled after specific fictional characters that aren't Final Fantasy characters?

I'm trying to come up with something, but I don't think we have? I think MageOhki is the first author to decide to try it since Tennyo, but that doesn't mean we won't start seeing a few more in the background in places now and again.
Well they aren't mutants, but there are a couple of ghosts at a movie theater near the school that look and act like muppets.

Please tell me they hang around in the balconies heckling the film.

Yup, they have only made a few appearances so its easy to forget they exist

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7 years 10 months ago #1330 by elrodw

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mhalpern wrote: Well they aren't mutants, but there are a couple of ghosts at a movie theater near the school that look and act like muppets.

Please tell me they hang around in the balconies heckling the film.

As a matter of fact, they do. And they heckle the audience.

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Jade + scissors + Bloodwolf = Poodlewolf.

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Trying to Convince Belphy and Jobe that Orphan Black isn't a comedy about cloning.

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NJM1564 wrote: Jade + scissors + Bloodwolf =...

I have his very disturbing image of her taking just his scrotum and leaving his testes dangling...

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I have his very disturbing image of her taking just his scrotum and leaving his testes dangling...

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7 years 10 months ago #1335 by NJM1564

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Yolandria wrote:
I have his very disturbing image of her taking just his scrotum and leaving his testes dangling...
Every girl needs a coin purse!

But not one that attracts fleas.
Fleas... hay Jobe I have an idea for you. Spider fleas.

7 years 10 months ago #1336 by annachie

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Yolandria wrote:
I have his very disturbing image of her taking just his scrotum and leaving his testes dangling...
Every girl needs a coin purse!

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OMG!!!

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annachie wrote:
Yolandria wrote:
I have his very disturbing image of her taking just his scrotum and leaving his testes dangling...
Every girl needs a coin purse!

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Some how I see Jericho or Razor giving those as Christmas gifts.

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Make robot fish plushies to keep Fobar company. Put them in his tank when he is sleeping.

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All of Wondercute get passes to Anime Boston.
And go in costume.
and bring Rythax.
and (full size) Pern.

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Gen 2 Wondercute and Venus Inc./Animeclub both go to Anime Boston.

Ellison, obviously, chooses to chaperone, but is informed by Falcon that there are too many for her to handle alone.

Who gets the short straw?

(Not Dennon, she already had to deal with it in NYC)

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Imp of course. And Eldritch.

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I'm thinking Dr. Barton, who subjects the girls (including Taka and Hikaru) to four total hours (three down and one up) lecture on Perry's forceful opening of Japan, with Twitch a very active participant in the lecture.

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If it were Gen 1, talking Bunny out of making the Tenchi in Tokyo Ryo-ohki battle armor form for Jade would be scary enough.

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Dark Pheonix team scenarios.
Dark Jade and Dark Tenro.
Scenario name Ryo-Ohki rises.

Dark Kimba.
Dark Wondercute.
Dark Outcast corner... No wait that one is redundant.
Oh I know. Dark Lit Chicks... or is that one redundant too.

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7 years 10 months ago #1347 by Rose Bunny

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We had Dark Jade though.

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7 years 10 months ago #1348 by NJM1564

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Rose Bunny wrote: We had Dark Jade though.

Not teamed up with Tenro. All the Dark scenarios feature only one dark opponent.

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I think "Dark Wondercute" is more redundant than "Dark Outcast Corner."

Rose Bunny wrote: We had Dark Jade though.

I think they mean Jade and Tennyo together

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well, wasn't The session vs. the GOObers pretty much a Dark Outcasts, anyhow? I mean Everyone's favorite pasta monster...

But Jade AND Tennyo? Billie is pretty difficult to take down on her own. I mean Fey could -probably- do it alone, but short of BIT-smashing Billie, the others would be hard pressed to do so.

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I don't care if they are in the Junior High program, Dark Awesome

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Rose Bunny wrote: well, wasn't The session vs. the GOObers pretty much a Dark Outcasts, anyhow? I mean Everyone's favorite pasta monster...

In the sims, they regularly have various teams play the role of the villains. The Dark Phoenix sims were specifically about fighting your team member.

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Arcanist Lupus wrote:
Rose Bunny wrote: well, wasn't The session vs. the GOObers pretty much a Dark Outcasts, anyhow? I mean Everyone's favorite pasta monster...

In the sims, they regularly have various teams play the role of the villains. The Dark Phoenix sims were specifically about fighting your team member.

Dark Hijacker II.

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mhalpern wrote: I don't care if they are in the Junior High program, Dark Awesome

To the bullies they are already Dark Awesome.

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Valentine wrote:
mhalpern wrote: I don't care if they are in the Junior High program, Dark Awesome

To the bullies they are already Dark Awesome.

Aww that's a little harsh!

I would say more "Wondercute 3.0"

7 years 10 months ago #1356 by Valentine

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Phoenix Spiritus wrote:
Valentine wrote:
mhalpern wrote: I don't care if they are in the Junior High program, Dark Awesome

To the bullies they are already Dark Awesome.

Aww that's a little harsh!

I would say more "Wondercute 3.0"

How about "Wondercute 1.5" Team Awesome is around with Wondercute 1.0+.

I am curious about Parent's Day, and Morgan meeting with his parents.

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7 years 10 months ago #1357 by Phoenix Spiritus

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No, 3.0. there is a reason

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Kid manifests and it affects his cat. The cat will always come back, no matter what, even if it involves warping reality.
And then the cat dies and is buried.
It comes back the next day.

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Domoviye wrote: <iframe width="560" height="315" src="
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Kid manifests and it affects his cat. The cat will always come back, no matter what, even if it involves warping reality.
And then the cat dies and is buried.
It comes back the next day.

Isn't that Timeless' kitten?

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I remember that song! Although I never knew it was a Muppet song - I learned it at Sunday school (or possible preschool before that).

The version I learned was pretty different. It included a train wreck and eventually the entire world blowing up. But the cat still came back.

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Domoviye wrote: <iframe width="560" height="315" src="
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Kid manifests and it affects his cat. The cat will always come back, no matter what, even if it involves warping reality.
And then the cat dies and is buried.
It comes back the next day.

Thinking about it, posting a link to the following song is probably a bad idea, but here we go.
Oh, NSFW.

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Now that's a crazy character idea... I want to use... I'm gonna use... oh the ideas are spinning.

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That reminds me of one comic I read involving an abused girl. Her mother gave her brand new stuffed toys to sleep with regularly, and the newest one tried to cheer her up by coming up with all kinds of adventures and the girl just told it to go away.
Then the father walked in.
One panel of the toy watching in horror.
The father leaves, and the rabbit almost in tears says he can`t help her it`s too big a job for him and he crawls out the window to land on a pile of stuffed toys.

I prefer this story.

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Iwasforger03 wrote:
Now that's a crazy character idea... I want to use... I'm gonna use... oh the ideas are spinning.

Oh Bob! I just had a horable knighmarish thought. A monster under Jade's bed.

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NJM1564 wrote:
Iwasforger03 wrote:
Now that's a crazy character idea... I want to use... I'm gonna use... oh the ideas are spinning.

Oh Bob! I just had a horable knighmarish thought. A monster under Jade's bed.

Never happen.

Jade is the monster in the bed.

7 years 9 months ago - 7 years 9 months ago #1366 by Rose Bunny

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That reminds me of the video game Among the Sleep .

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7 years 9 months ago #1367 by Sir Lee

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Actually, while the initial premise of this scene reminds me of Monsters, Inc. , the ending makes me think of the old DC comic Stanley and His Monster , in particular the Kevin Smith reinterpretation during his "Quiver" arc in Green Arrow.

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Domoviye wrote: That reminds me of one comic I read involving an abused girl. Her mother gave her brand new stuffed toys to sleep with regularly, and the newest one tried to cheer her up by coming up with all kinds of adventures and the girl just told it to go away.
Then the father walked in.
One panel of the toy watching in horror.
The father leaves, and the rabbit almost in tears says he can`t help her it`s too big a job for him and he crawls out the window to land on a pile of stuffed toys.

I prefer this story.

And then there's The Little Movement by Philip K. Dick. One of his less weird stories, in my opinion. No abusive father, but similar otherwise.

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Arcanist Lupus wrote:
Domoviye wrote: That reminds me of one comic I read involving an abused girl. Her mother gave her brand new stuffed toys to sleep with regularly, and the newest one tried to cheer her up by coming up with all kinds of adventures and the girl just told it to go away.
Then the father walked in.
One panel of the toy watching in horror.
The father leaves, and the rabbit almost in tears says he can`t help her it`s too big a job for him and he crawls out the window to land on a pile of stuffed toys.

I prefer this story.

And then there's The Little Movement by Philip K. Dick. One of his less weird stories, in my opinion. No abusive father, but similar otherwise.

That was a great little story, thanks for the link.

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According to one interview with one of Philip K dick's contemporaries, Phil was heavily into the use of amphetamines while he was writing.

He would stay up for days on end writing and taking speed to stay awake while he was writing.

This was one of the reasons that his stories would start out fairly sensible at the beginning, and turn completely paranoid by the end...

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Jade shooting Tansy every time Tansy tries to come up to her to apologize.

"Generator, I'd like..." Phhhhhhht. Zap. And Tansy wakes up on the ground a few minutes later...

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7 years 9 months ago #1372 by Rose Bunny

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Valentine wrote: Jade shooting Tansy every time Tansy tries to come up to her to apologize.

"Generator, I'd like..." Phhhhhhht. Zap. And Tansy wakes up on the ground a few minutes later...

Jade wouldn't stop there. Tansy would wake up in something Jericho would find too garish to wear, and with clown make-up on.

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7 years 9 months ago #1373 by Arcanist Lupus

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Mister D wrote: According to one interview with one of Philip K dick's contemporaries, Phil was heavily into the use of amphetamines while he was writing.

He would stay up for days on end writing and taking speed to stay awake while he was writing.

This was one of the reasons that his stories would start out fairly sensible at the beginning, and turn completely paranoid by the end...

I've found that the Dick stories that I've read fall into three categories: Weird but interesting, weird and disturbing, and really, really weird.

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Rose Bunny wrote:
Valentine wrote: Jade shooting Tansy every time Tansy tries to come up to her to apologize.

"Generator, I'd like..." Phhhhhhht. Zap. And Tansy wakes up on the ground a few minutes later...

Jade wouldn't stop there. Tansy would wake up in something Jericho would find too garish to wear, and with clown make-up on.

I think you two are confused. I know I've made the same mistake before too. But this is the BAD Ideas thread.
We really need a good ideas thread. The first idea would be to delete the thread because hardly anyone would post there and any other post would be much the same. But we could still find a use for one .

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Story in which Jericho gets in trouble with security because his clothing gave a new student an epileptic seizure. Now he is ordered to wear normal clothes.

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Rose Bunny wrote: Story in which Jericho gets in trouble with security because his clothing gave a new student an epileptic seizure. Now he is ordered to wear normal clothes.

Maybe read the Soifra series, starting from here ?

Unless you already read them... Just trying not to spoil anything...

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I had not read it. After I finish Ecila in Normalland, and start on Call of the Waters, I might.

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They're Micro-Scenes, so don't worry about length! *I knew I shoulda given the URL...*

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Arcanist Lupus wrote:
NJM1564 wrote: I read a webcomic that had a Were wolf wolf. That was interesting. It also had a Were Dachshund...

I'm not sure I know what a were wolf wolf is.

Introducing the next freshman to beat the snot out of Bloodwolf ...

What we really need now is a male human<-> female wolf shapechanger who, under the influence of a full moon is limited to male cat <-> female human shifting.

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null0trooper wrote:
Introducing the next freshman to beat the snot out of Bloodwolf ...

What we really need now is a male human<-> female wolf shapechanger who, under the influence of a full moon is limited to male cat <-> female human shifting.

so take Cyberkitty and Pounce and throw them in a blender?

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So Silvermoon and Pounce.

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You can tell when the the combat team trainers are running out of good ideas:

Harley 'Reach' Chapman Sawyer
Konrad 'Codenames are an American Conceit' Radu
Shelley 'Granite' Wells-Carson
Mads 'Metro' Christian Møller-Jensen

Also starring: Joseph 'Jericho' Turner

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7 years 9 months ago #1383 by mhalpern

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NJM1564 wrote:
Rose Bunny wrote:
Valentine wrote: Jade shooting Tansy every time Tansy tries to come up to her to apologize.

"Generator, I'd like..." Phhhhhhht. Zap. And Tansy wakes up on the ground a few minutes later...

Jade wouldn't stop there. Tansy would wake up in something Jericho would find too garish to wear, and with clown make-up on.

I think you two are confused. I know I've made the same mistake before too. But this is the BAD Ideas thread.
We really need a good ideas thread. The first idea would be to delete the thread because hardly anyone would post there and any other post would be much the same. But we could still find a use for one .

I can't tell if your joking or not, but the highly subjective definition of Bad Idea for this thread makes almost anything qualify

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A helicopter parenting battle between Setup, Strega, Troll Bride, Magma, and Tabby Cat on Parent's Day.

Of course, baseline trio Natalie Mahren, June Franks, and Nichole Beaulieau join forces and obliterate all of them.

7 years 9 months ago #1385 by NJM1564

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mhalpern wrote:
NJM1564 wrote:
Rose Bunny wrote:
Valentine wrote: Jade shooting Tansy every time Tansy tries to come up to her to apologize.

"Generator, I'd like..." Phhhhhhht. Zap. And Tansy wakes up on the ground a few minutes later...

Jade wouldn't stop there. Tansy would wake up in something Jericho would find too garish to wear, and with clown make-up on.

I think you two are confused. I know I've made the same mistake before too. But this is the BAD Ideas thread.
We really need a good ideas thread. The first idea would be to delete the thread because hardly anyone would post there and any other post would be much the same. But we could still find a use for one .
I can't tell if your joking or not, but the highly subjective definition of Bad Idea for this thread makes almost anything qualify

In that case...

Open a portal to the Whateleyverse and let there characters get in arm reach of there authors.

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NJM1564 wrote: In that case...

Open a portal to the Whateleyverse and let there characters get in arm reach of there authors.

Mostly it'd be a lot of characters grabbing them by the collar and shaking them, saying "Write me again!"

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7 years 9 months ago #1387 by NJM1564

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Rose Bunny wrote:
NJM1564 wrote: In that case...

Open a portal to the Whateleyverse and let there characters get in arm reach of there authors.

Mostly it'd be a lot of characters grabbing them by the collar and shaking them, saying "Write me again!"

Nah we already have the readers doing that.

7 years 9 months ago #1388 by Arcanist Lupus

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Rose Bunny wrote:
NJM1564 wrote: In that case...

Open a portal to the Whateleyverse and let there characters get in arm reach of there authors.

Mostly it'd be a lot of characters grabbing them by the collar and shaking them, saying "Write me again!"

There's an anime running right now (or possibly just finished?) for which this is basically the premise. Re:Creators.

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Instead of their current spirits, Danny Franks got Sukawaken.Becomes a big macho stud, whom, according to the girls he's been with, is "hung like a horse". Danny's escapades on campus humiliate Kayda to no end.

Worse, Tansy ended up with Wihinape, and became even more catty, with strong tendancies towards rough sex involving biting and scratching.

To Kayda's even worse dismay, Tansy and Danny hooked up when Tansy went into heat, and she is expecting... with a possibility of kittens and or ponies.

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Rose Bunny wrote: Instead of their current spirits, Danny Franks got Sukawaken.Becomes a big macho stud, whom, according to the girls he's been with, is "hung like a horse". Danny's escapades on campus humiliate Kayda to no end.

Worse, Tansy ended up with Wihinape, and became even more catty, with strong tendancies towards rough sex involving biting and scratching.

To Kayda's even worse dismay, Tansy and Danny hooked up when Tansy went into heat, and she is expecting... with a possibility of kittens and or ponies.

OMG. That would have made them both a lot happier with their spirits! And hilarious!

... And IIRC the reason it didn't happen was that Wakan Tanka called out for a spirit and Wihinape answered? Instead of leaving it up to Danny or something? ... Why couldn't Tatanka move hosts or something? Hmm... Wakan Tanka's Keikaku... (Translator's Note: Keikaku means Plan)

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7 years 9 months ago #1391 by NJM1564

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Malady wrote:
Rose Bunny wrote: Instead of their current spirits, Danny Franks got Sukawaken.Becomes a big macho stud, whom, according to the girls he's been with, is "hung like a horse". Danny's escapades on campus humiliate Kayda to no end.

Worse, Tansy ended up with Wihinape, and became even more catty, with strong tendancies towards rough sex involving biting and scratching.

To Kayda's even worse dismay, Tansy and Danny hooked up when Tansy went into heat, and she is expecting... with a possibility of kittens and or ponies.

OMG. That would have made them both a lot happier with their spirits! And hilarious!

... And IIRC the reason it didn't happen was that Wakan Tanka called out for a spirit and Wihinape answered? Instead of leaving it up to Danny or something? ... Why couldn't Tatanka move hosts or something? Hmm... Wakan Tanka's Keikaku... (Translator's Note: Keikaku means Plan)

As I understand it Wihinape was chosen because she was the strongest available spirit. Anything stronger like bear and wolf spirits were already bound. Can you guess why she wasn't picked by anyone else.
This is prof of the immaturity and inexperience of our little Shaman. She didn't run a background check on the spirit.
And losing a spirit even one you don't like would be like hacking off a limb. You can survive it but it's not a pleasant thing.
Danny might be able to get rid of her by outright regretting her. If he was strong enough. And if he fully wanted to.
Problem is Danny isn't barely in control of her now. And lets face it she represent an abundance of sex. Any teenager would have trouble giving that up no mater what else comes with it.

7 years 9 months ago #1392 by Malady

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NJM1564 wrote:
Malady wrote:
Rose Bunny wrote: Instead of their current spirits, Danny Franks got Sukawaken.Becomes a big macho stud, whom, according to the girls he's been with, is "hung like a horse". Danny's escapades on campus humiliate Kayda to no end.

Worse, Tansy ended up with Wihinape, and became even more catty, with strong tendancies towards rough sex involving biting and scratching.

To Kayda's even worse dismay, Tansy and Danny hooked up when Tansy went into heat, and she is expecting... with a possibility of kittens and or ponies.

OMG. That would have made them both a lot happier with their spirits! And hilarious!

... And IIRC the reason it didn't happen was that Wakan Tanka called out for a spirit and Wihinape answered? Instead of leaving it up to Danny or something? ... Why couldn't Tatanka move hosts or something? Hmm... Wakan Tanka's Keikaku... (Translator's Note: Keikaku means Plan)

As I understand it Wihinape was chosen because she was the strongest available spirit. Anything stronger like bear and wolf spirits were already bound. Can you guess why she wasn't picked by anyone else.

Imagine if Danny got Kodiak for some reason... ... Wait... Why did Tansy get a spirit again? ... Whatever... If Danny activated while Tansy and Kayda were visiting, then things could have been different... Hmm... ... Gonna use Rose's example for my AU, whenever I get to it...

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7 years 9 months ago #1393 by Rose Bunny

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In the case of Tansy, it was thought a spirit would help to center her, and deal with her issues.
As far as Winihape and Danny, the spirits sorta did an end-run around Kayda, and said this is really the best option for a spirit.
Kayda just sort of accepted Wakan Tanka and Tatanka's opinion on the matter.

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7 years 9 months ago #1394 by Malady

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Rose Bunny wrote: In the case of Tansy, it was thought a spirit would help to center her, and deal with her issues.
As far as Winihape and Danny, the spirits sorta did an end-run around Kayda, and said this is really the best option for a spirit.
Kayda just sort of accepted Wakan Tanka and Tatanka's opinion on the matter.

Very interesting! ... WMG: Winihape is a lot more inclined to agree with Wakan Tanka's plan than Sukawaken, so WT picked Wini 'cause she needed people that worked with her plan.

When / if Danny finds out that Tansy's hosting Sukawaken and realizes that he could have had Suka instead of Wini, that would be really interesting! ... Tansy might feel the same way, but she likes Suka more than Danny likes Wini? But still... Manipulation... And Tansy, as a Manipulator, could see the stuff better, perhaps...

*Wonders if I'm actually getting anything right, or I'm too cynical in my guess... Then again... This would be a great source of Angst, for Danny...*

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Bear in mind that Sukawaken is a rather young spirit -- there were no horses in America until about 500 years ago, and the relationship of the Lakota with horses is even more recent. Granted, horses became very important very quickly to their way of life, but still... I wouldn't be surprised if Sukawaken is seen by the other spirits as "that insufferably arrogant young upstart." That might be a large part of the reason why Wakan Tanka passed him over when choosing a spirit for Danny.

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Sir Lee wrote: Bear in mind that Sukawaken is a rather young spirit -- there were no horses in America until about 500 years ago, and the relationship of the Lakota with horses is even more recent. Granted, horses became very important very quickly to their way of life, but still... I wouldn't be surprised if Sukawaken is seen by the other spirits as "that insufferably arrogant young upstart." That might be a large part of the reason why Wakan Tanka passed him over when choosing a spirit for Danny.

Hmm... Very interesting. But I note that you never said that Suka isn't of the same power level as Wini, however you measure spiritual power... Hmm...

What Avatar Level are Suka and Wini again? Are they the same level? If Wini is stronger, how much larger is she?

Danny's a confirmed AV-2. ... Tansy : "her Hallow is quite large and very few spirits would cause her physical deformity, ... Sukawakan is definitely not one of them."

So, Wini would fit into Tansy fine, while Suka... Well, he might fit perfectly, or be another tight fit...

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Malady wrote: Hmm... Very interesting. But I note that you never said that Suka isn't of the same power level as Wini, however you measure spiritual power... Hmm...

I never said that because I have no way to tell. Suka is young, but horses became VERY important very fast to the Lakota, so he probably got powerful on that worship (for a lack of better word), assuming that "worship" (sic) plays any part in the empowerment of Lakota spirits. (It apparently does for the Olympians, but it might not be a general rule). I assume that he's a fairly important spirit, fairly powerful. But more powerful than Wihinape? That's for Elrod and his Lakota mythology consultants to determine. I'm pretty sure that he's nowhere as important or powerful as Tatanka, though.

Even if he happens to be more powerful than Wihinape, power and maturity are two different things. Most Lakota spirits have been around for thousands of years, and they do have wisdom to offer. The samples of "wisdom" that Suka has offered Tansy are more like adolescent macho bullcrap, such as "lesbians are a myth, show them a real man(tm) and they will swoon and spread their legs". Under Suka's influence, Danny would likely have ended up some sort of macho asshole.

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Well-hung Asshole Danny being part of my point. *snicker*
Same as Catty, "slut-kitty" Tansy, with an almost Michelle Pheifer as Catwoman purrrsonality.

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Sir Lee wrote: The samples of "wisdom" that Suka has offered Tansy are more like adolescent macho bullcrap, such as "lesbians are a myth, show them a real man(tm) and they will swoon and spread their legs". Under Suka's influence, Danny would likely have ended up some sort of macho asshole.

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Hmm... Very interesting. But I note that you never said that Suka isn't of the same power level as Wini, however you measure spiritual power... Hmm...

Remember that ALL of the animal spirits are important to Lakota, so with a few exceptions (Tatanka, Coyote, Thunderbird) the "named" spirits have relatively equal importance and likely relatively equal power. So while Aquerna has a "spirit of Tasnaheca!" If she had the spirit of Tasnaheca, that would be like the difference between Appaloosa having a horse spirit, and Tansy having the spirit of Sukawaken.

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