Question The Bad Ideas thread

Teri riding around on her room mates shoulder giving her advice.

Sir Lee wrote:

NJM1564 wrote: Convince Jobe to genetically engineer Parana Plants and hide them in the toilets.
What? They need the fertilizer.

Uh, what? Do you mean Piranha Plants ? Because, well, what comes to mind when you mention "Parana" plants is this:

Parana Plants are man eating plants that pop out of pipes in the Mario Bros games.
They have a round red with white poke-a-dot "flower" with teeth and sometimes spit fire. And are about the with of the pipe they pop out of.
A quick serch will find you a lot of images of them. Including some terrifying versions.

The Facepalm: a villain who consists entirely of a face and a palm in a permanent union. He functions like an AOE idiot ball, clouding the thoughts of anyone within fifty meters.

Kettlekorn wrote: The Facepalm: a villain who consists entirely of a face and a palm in a permanent union. He functions like an AOE idiot ball, clouding the thoughts of anyone within fifty meters.

True name, Gog-Moron Gawd-Moron?

NJM1564 wrote:

Sir Lee wrote:

NJM1564 wrote: Convince Jobe to genetically engineer Parana Plants and hide them in the toilets.
What? They need the fertilizer.

Uh, what? Do you mean Piranha Plants ? Because, well, what comes to mind when you mention "Parana" plants is this:

Parana Plants are man eating plants that pop out of pipes in the Mario Bros games.
They have a round red with white poke-a-dot "flower" with teeth and sometimes spit fire. And are about the with of the pipe they pop out of.
A quick serch will find you a lot of images of them. Including some terrifying versions.

Yes, we got it. He was pointing out your mis-spelling of Piranha.

NJM1564 wrote:

Sir Lee wrote:

NJM1564 wrote: Convince Jobe to genetically engineer Parana Plants and hide them in the toilets.
What? They need the fertilizer.

Uh, what? Do you mean Piranha Plants ? Because, well, what comes to mind when you mention "Parana" plants is this:

Parana Plants are man eating plants that pop out of pipes in the Mario Bros games.
They have a round red with white poke-a-dot "flower" with teeth and sometimes spit fire. And are about the with of the pipe they pop out of.
A quick serch will find you a lot of images of them. Including some terrifying versions.

Piranha Plant those? Note the spelling.

Kettlekorn wrote: The Facepalm: a villain who consists entirely of a face and a palm in a permanent union. He functions like an AOE idiot ball, clouding the thoughts of anyone within fifty meters.

Does Tomura Shigaraki count?

Bova doing ads for Burger King.

"Hi, I used to be a cow, so when I say I know premium beef, I'm not lying. Burger King only uses the best ground beef in their hamburgers."

Imp vs. the ACTUAL IRS. As in, a story consisting mostly of Candice Kade's 1040 form. That's a bad idea if I have ever suggested one.

Sir Lee wrote: Imp vs. the ACTUAL IRS. As in, a story consisting mostly of Candice Kade's 1040 form. That's a bad idea if I have ever suggested one.

Would this include the use of the dreaded Federal Tax Code Emulsifier...?

Valentine wrote: "Supervillain" teamup....

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Imp and Vamp

One of those two would consider the other a poseur. And depending on which one considered the other a poseur, they would be right!

Koala forced to go to a Sidhe coronation!

WMG - Mary, the Teri-Minder Broken / Dark Angel being a character while there's Mary, the Poe Can't-touch-boys Angel, is not a coincidence. When they touch, they fuse into some new Angel that loses the Broken appearance and the Can't-touch-boys.

Perhaps. ... Born from the coincidenceness-sorta of two angels being called Mary... Both going to Whateley at the same time, sorta...

Malady wrote: WMG - Mary, the Teri-Minder Broken / Dark Angel being a character while there's Mary, the Poe Can't-touch-boys Angel, is not a coincidence. When they touch, they fuse into some new Angel that loses the Broken appearance and the Can't-touch-boys.

Perhaps. ... Born from the coincidenceness-sorta of two angels being called Mary... Both going to Whateley at the same time, sorta...

A devisor whose devises do exactly what they want them to do. As an added bonus, the stuff they build is also able to make toast.

Arcanist Lupus wrote: A devisor whose devises do exactly what they want them to do. As an added bonus, the stuff they build is also able to make toast.

including an ACTUAL " trouble magnet" ...?

Rose Bunny wrote:

Arcanist Lupus wrote: A devisor whose devises do exactly what they want them to do. As an added bonus, the stuff they build is also able to make toast.

including an ACTUAL " trouble magnet" ...?

Wouldn't that be the finite improbability device mentioned here ?

that's just a side-effect

Rose Bunny wrote: that's just a side-effect

Note to self: Make a yarn transformation ray. Razerback could use some new toys.

Oh, my other Mary Angels' Bad Idea: Ship them. ... Unless that's not a bad idea... (OMG. Devil is a thing!)

Malady wrote: Oh, my other Mary Angels' Bad Idea: Ship them. ... Unless that's not a bad idea... (OMG. Devil is a thing!)

If you want to ship an Angel and a Demon ( at least looks-wise), there's always Adore.

Rose Bunny wrote:

Malady wrote: Oh, my other Mary Angels' Bad Idea: Ship them. ... Unless that's not a bad idea... (OMG. Devil is a thing!)

If you want to ship an Angel and a Demon ( at least looks-wise), there's always Adore.

Just throw her in with Sara. Tentical fun.


Convince Wondercute that Jobe is hiding cute things in her lab and would be a perfect member. I want to see them crush themselves against the rock of Joberaltar.
( Rock_of_Gibraltarrock of gibraltar )

Malady wrote: Oh, my other Mary Angels' Bad Idea: Ship them. ... Unless that's not a bad idea... (OMG. Devil is a thing!)

Yes, but why use when you could use instead?


Huh. We apparently have smilies that don't appear on the smiley dropdown bar. Who'da thunk?

NJM1564 wrote:

Rose Bunny wrote:

Malady wrote: Oh, my other Mary Angels' Bad Idea: Ship them. ... Unless that's not a bad idea... (OMG. Devil is a thing!)

If you want to ship an Angel and a Demon ( at least looks-wise), there's always Adore.

Just throw her in with Sara. Tentacle fun.

Angels, Demons, and Squid?

The big reveal that Adore watches so much CNN because she thinks Anderson Cooper is cute.

*whisper whisper*

"Wait, he's... WHAT???"

Rose Bunny wrote: The big reveal that Adore watches so much CNN because she thinks Anderson Cooper is cute.

*whisper whisper*

"Wait, he's... WHAT???"

I said say he's Sara's secret identity. Well one of them.

Anyone else want to make up some more for her?

NJM1564 wrote:

Rose Bunny wrote: The big reveal that Adore watches so much CNN because she thinks Anderson Cooper is cute.

*whisper whisper*

"Wait, he's... WHAT???"

I said he's Sara's secret identity. Well one of them.

Anyone else want to make up some more for her?

I think the fact that he's gay is good enough.

Arcanist Lupus wrote:

Malady wrote: Oh, my other Mary Angels' Bad Idea: Ship them. ... Unless that's not a bad idea... (OMG. Devil is a thing!)

Yes, but why use when you could use instead?

How about because it's not a huge flow-raping white-backgrounded pile of shit? Just sayin'.

Englund discovers he has the power to summon the Spanish Inquisition, when it is least expected.

Rose Bunny wrote: Englund discovers he has the power to summon the Spanish Inquisition, when it is least expected.

Clearly, we should have banished him to the Comfy Chair while we still had the chance!

Rose Bunny wrote: Englund discovers he has the power to summon the Spanish Inquisition, when it is least expected.

In other words, all the time.

Arcanist Lupus wrote:

Rose Bunny wrote: Englund discovers he has the power to summon the Spanish Inquisition, when it is least expected.

In other words, all the time.

Yes, because nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

Englund has grown to powerful. He must be stooped with an even greater power. Release the Wondercute!

The recent Imp stories have had me thinking about another thief at Whateley. Would Whisper be interested in taking Imp's Larceny 101 course? She was a pretty good thief in GEO. Given how many other things carried over, I wouldn't be surprised if some of her thieving skills did too.

Angeldude wrote: The recent Imp stories have had me thinking about another thief at Whateley. Would Whisper be interested in taking Imp's Larceny 101 course? She was a pretty good thief in GEO. Given how many other things carried over, I wouldn't be surprised if some of her thieving skills did too.

If her thieving skills did transfer over she might not need the Imps classes.
And she is a grunt now. That will eat up a chunk of her free time.
And she is supposed to be keeping some of her abilities secret.
And what ever military branch she eventually joins will probably teach her what she needs to know in that aria.
And she might still be a little shell shocked in regards to all that has happened to her. And might not want to have anything to do with her characters occupation.
No no. Unless that author says other wise of coarse. But I don't expect to see anything more than a throw away line about it. Perhaps while looking for more club members.

Arena battle...



Vs.

Valentine wrote: Arena battle...

Team 1 [ Click to expand ] [ Click to hide ]

Sun Wu Kong and Wondercute

Vs.

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Imp, Mischief, Monkeywrench, Jericho, Razorback, the girl that stole Jericho's clothes.

THIS SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY! ONE TIME BRAWL ONLY!

WHOEVER WINS, WE LOSE!

LIVE FROM ARENA 99! SEE IT OR BE...WERE'D

Must be 18 years or older or have accompanying adult supervision.Children caught unaccompanied by an adult will be given fundip and a puppy.

Shouldn't that be 'unaccompanied children will be turned into fundip and/or puppies' ?

Astrodragon wrote: Shouldn't that be 'unaccompanied children will be turned into fundip and/or puppies' ?

Nothing's worse than loading the little monsters up with sugar and puppies and setting them loose on the 'rents.

Astrodragon wrote: Shouldn't that be 'unaccompanied children will be turned into fundip and/or puppies' ?

That is some Peter Pan type of evil.

Valentine wrote: Arena battle...

Team 1 [ Click to expand ] [ Click to hide ]

Sun Wu Kong and Wondercute

Vs.

Team 2 [ Click to expand ] [ Click to hide ]

Imp, Mischief, Monkeywrench, Jericho, Razorback, the girl that stole Jericho's clothes.

I think that girl is Starbright, think about it, every time she goes after Alyss bam blind devisor inspired clothes

A mutant who can manifest a flying sailboat made out of energy. It's not particularly big, and sails on the wind.
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Does it say something about me that my main problem with that clip is that the sailboat has an outboard motor instead of a tiller/rudder?

Sir Lee wrote: Does it say something about me that my main problem with that clip is that the sailboat has an outboard motor instead of a tiller/rudder?

Yes but only good things.

Imp and Eldritch as Headmistress and Asst. Headmistress.

Valentine wrote: Imp and Eldritch as Headmistress and Asst. Headmistress.

Imp + Eldritch =... Jade?
There's a fine line of thought.

Arcanist Lupus wrote:

Cryptic wrote: Had a few rough character ideas while writing, at times I couldn't use them:

Living Proton Pack/PKE (?) Reader: Kind can see/sense ghosts and can create blasts of energy that can hurt them.

"Pol": Underdog Mimic: Had a ton of slots, but any power they copy is stuck at level 1. Named for Herald Pol from Burning Brightly.

Like many Underdogs, Pol is only such because they fail to understand the power magnification that you can get from having a broad spectrum power and a little creativity.

Anyone doubting this should reread the Jade/Jinn stories. Jade is no more than a level two at whatever she does. Unless she is a level 7 (stuck shifter) Oh and she has level 5+ regen.... But still her 'super' powers are very low level.

Petshop engineers "lovebirds" that release a potent chemical that causes intense lust and lowers inhibition. Some get loose and take up residence in the grove, the woods, and most of the trees around campus.

Rose Bunny wrote: Petshop engineers "lovebirds" that release a potent chemical that causes intense lust and lowers inhibition. Some get loose and take up residence in the grove, the woods, and most of the trees around campus.

The ambient lust pulls Sara free from the seal and she eats all the birdies. "That will teach them to tread on my territory." As a side effect she chirps for a while. Razerback develops a crush on her.

Paint Razerback orange and call him Razerbackmon.

"Cartridge" - A slight technopath whose power changes depending on what video game they've played most recently.

"Starboard" - An avatar whose spirit allows them to teleport, but also forces them to use bizarro-speak. Thus the word 'port' becomes 'starboard.'

"Ghoast" - An avatar possessed but the spirit of a dead goat. Powers include eating anything, intangibility, and flight.

Kayda, Tansy, and Lanie punish The Witch by forcibly creating a hallow in her and putting in a benevolent spirit.

The Witch's heart grew 10,000 sizes that day.

Katssun wrote: Kayda, Tansy, and Lanie punish The Witch by forcibly creating a hallow in her and putting in a benevolent spirit.

The Witch's heart grew 10,000 sizes that day.

Spirit-Chan!

Malady wrote: Very Bad Idea: Brainwashing Television Broadcast made by some Devisor. Perhaps broadcasted by taking over Emergency Broadcast Systems.

Inspiration: Colorbars + Broadcast Illusion [Dark.]

Using TVs to brainwash people is theoretically a real thing! Read about it here: www.google.com/patents/US6506148

If sufficiently stable, could turn a large number of people into zombies, and then get others to watch it... Ala Cell or something.

I'd think there's measures against this in the Whateley-verse...

You mean that all TV isn't all brainwashing presently?

A devisor who can make any patent work as intended. Including my personal favorite: Apparatus for facilitating the birth of a child by centrifugal force , and the numerous perpetual motion machines

Let's suppose that Metro and the Red Boer don't have a confirmed place away from Whateley to spend Summer '07, who gets to babysit?

Jade?
Tansy?
Eldritch?
She-Beast?

This also assumes that Liz Carson hasn't already called in favours to keep Thorn, Beltane, Jade, and Metro several thousand miles apart.
... and isn't that a team you'd like to see cut loose in a Combat Final?

Okay, so I'm crazy, and challenged myself to read the entire 166 pages of this thread, and I found this.

Arcanist Lupus wrote: Another bad idea (since ideas inspired by angler fish are rarely good ones).

Conjoiner

When this mutant comes into skin to skin contact with another person, that contact fuses the two of them, joining them into a single body sort of like conjoined twins. He has a weird mutant blood type that can handle joining circulatory systems with other people without killing either of them. The bodies will slowly fuse together from the initial contact, with the end result being a single normal human. That process would take several years to complete unless it was helped along by a full body embrace between the two bodies.(which would speed up the fusion by way of increased surface area). So far all connections have been surgically separated before they progressed more than a month. It's unclear what would happen once their brains start to fuse, but nobody is in a hurry to find out.

Fairly early on in the process, the shared circulatory system shares powers between the two (or more. Being joined to a person doesn't prevent them from fusing with others). The other person starts to gain the ability to fuse, and if that person was a mutant, then Conjoiner will start to gain the powers of the mutant. Conjoiner seems to gain powers much faster than the other way around. The gained powers on both sides fade after separation, with Conjoiner's powers usually gone from the other party within a day or two, and Conjoiner keeping his borrowed powers much longer, although how long depends on the power and the length of time joined. Nobody is quite sure what would happen if he joined with someone with regen, but everyone is pretty sure that they don't want to find out.

Normally I wouldn't quote something so old, but I like this idea so much that I have to ask if I can use it.

null0trooper wrote: Let's suppose that Metro and the Red Boer don't have a confirmed place away from Whateley to spend Summer '07, who gets to babysit?

Jade?
Tansy?
Eldritch?
She-Beast?

This also assumes that Liz Carson hasn't already called in favours to keep Thorn, Beltane, Jade, and Metro several thousand miles apart.
... and isn't that a team you'd like to see cut loose in a Combat Final?

Or she sends them to Karedonia for the summer.

Threatening to send Jade to a foreign country as the first strike in a war.

DerpHaven wrote: Okay, so I'm crazy, and challenged myself to read the entire 166 pages of this thread, and I found this.

Arcanist Lupus wrote: Another bad idea (since ideas inspired by angler fish are rarely good ones).

Conjoiner

When this mutant comes into skin to skin contact with another person, that contact fuses the two of them, joining them into a single body sort of like conjoined twins. He has a weird mutant blood type that can handle joining circulatory systems with other people without killing either of them. The bodies will slowly fuse together from the initial contact, with the end result being a single normal human. That process would take several years to complete unless it was helped along by a full body embrace between the two bodies.(which would speed up the fusion by way of increased surface area). So far all connections have been surgically separated before they progressed more than a month. It's unclear what would happen once their brains start to fuse, but nobody is in a hurry to find out.

Fairly early on in the process, the shared circulatory system shares powers between the two (or more. Being joined to a person doesn't prevent them from fusing with others). The other person starts to gain the ability to fuse, and if that person was a mutant, then Conjoiner will start to gain the powers of the mutant. Conjoiner seems to gain powers much faster than the other way around. The gained powers on both sides fade after separation, with Conjoiner's powers usually gone from the other party within a day or two, and Conjoiner keeping his borrowed powers much longer, although how long depends on the power and the length of time joined. Nobody is quite sure what would happen if he joined with someone with regen, but everyone is pretty sure that they don't want to find out.

Normally I wouldn't quote something so old, but I like this idea so much that I have to ask if I can use it.

Be my guest.

DerpHaven wrote: Okay, so I'm crazy, and challenged myself to read the entire 166 pages of this thread, and I found this.

Arcanist Lupus wrote: Conjoiner

Normally I wouldn't quote something so old, but I like this idea so much that I have to ask if I can use it.

Is the result no larger than a normal person? Can he systematically absorb every person on earth? Does it work with non-humans like Sidhe, GOOs, or Tennyo? (probably not) Does Jinn count as a person in this case? (probably not)

Overall, I approve! Much fun can be had with The Conjoiner.

More seriously, things should get interesting if/when the nervous systems start to fuse. For some real world weirdness along those lines, see Krista and Tatiana Hogan. They have the closest thing anyone has seen to telepathy.

Valentine wrote: Threatening to send Jade to a foreign country as the first strike in a war.

Or the last.

NJM1564 wrote:

Valentine wrote: Threatening to send Jade to a foreign country as the first strike in a war.

And the last.

Fixed that for you.

Reading all 1663 posts on this thread.

DerpHaven wrote: Reading all 1663 posts on this thread.

Make that 1664, in a mirror and translated into hieroglyphics of the Vanusian Empire.

Thurban deciding to field test some of Fixx's enhanced items, by giving them to Jade.

Theoretically, Jade could take something like itching powder, and deliver it to specific targets on a persons body. Very specific and sensitive targets.

We know, I mean we know with absolute certainty, that someone is going to share the shoulder angel story with the Imp and she is going to go to Jade for a demonstration.
They will show up again.


Someone is going to paint either Melville, or the Cody household in G2, blue.

Make a Flintstones-mobile. For razerback. And a retro drivers outfit for him to ware complete with scarf and goggles.

NJM1564 wrote: Make a Flintstones-mobile. For razerback. And a retro drivers outfit for him to ware complete with scarf and goggles.

And give Teri a green suit, boots, makeup and a helmet with little antenna's.

Domoviye wrote:

NJM1564 wrote: Make a Flintstones-mobile. For razerback. And a retro drivers outfit for him to ware complete with scarf and goggles.

And give Teri a green suit, boots, makeup and a helmet with little antenna's.

Hum a little to on the nose. Perhaps a pterodactyl outfit to go under it.

NJM1564 wrote:

Domoviye wrote:

NJM1564 wrote: Make a Flintstones-mobile. For razerback. And a retro drivers outfit for him to ware complete with scarf and goggles.

And give Teri a green suit, boots, makeup and a helmet with little antenna's.

Hum a little to on the nose. Perhaps a pterodactyl outfit to go under it.

Or a radioactive Condor suit?

Rose Bunny wrote:

NJM1564 wrote:

Domoviye wrote:

NJM1564 wrote: Make a Flintstones-mobile. For razerback. And a retro drivers outfit for him to ware complete with scarf and goggles.

And give Teri a green suit, boots, makeup and a helmet with little antenna's.

Hum a little to on the nose. Perhaps a pterodactyl outfit to go under it.

Or a radioactive Condor suit?

A radioactive Sparrow suit. Teri isn't Condor sized.

Valentine wrote:

Rose Bunny wrote:

NJM1564 wrote:

Domoviye wrote:

NJM1564 wrote: Make a Flintstones-mobile. For razerback. And a retro drivers outfit for him to ware complete with scarf and goggles.

And give Teri a green suit, boots, makeup and a helmet with little antenna's.

Hum a little to on the nose. Perhaps a pterodactyl outfit to go under it.

Or a radioactive Condor suit?

A radioactive Sparrow suit. Teri isn't Condor sized.

Nor was Jade, but that leaves extra space for rigging and gears.

Rose Bunny wrote:

Valentine wrote:

Rose Bunny wrote:

NJM1564 wrote:

Domoviye wrote:

NJM1564 wrote: Make a Flintstones-mobile. For razerback. And a retro drivers outfit for him to ware complete with scarf and goggles.

And give Teri a green suit, boots, makeup and a helmet with little antenna's.

Hum a little to on the nose. Perhaps a pterodactyl outfit to go under it.

Or a radioactive Condor suit?

A radioactive Sparrow suit. Teri isn't Condor sized.

Nor was Jade, but that leaves extra space for rigging and gears.

Nope I got that all beat. I was going to suggest a meka condor suit like the "Zords Salamander" but thin I found this.
http://www.theanimegallery.com/data/thumbs/790px/0155/tAG_155719.jpg

"Sidhe walks by moonlight
No one really knows
Enchanted starlight
Never goin' home
I know sidhe's goin' down, goin'
Everybody knows, sidhe's so good
Doin' well for others
Sidhe doesn't really know
The powers are within her
As sidhe takes off her clothes
I know sidhe's goin' down, goin'
Everybody knows, sidhe's so good"


There has to be a character in that.

annachie wrote: "Sidhe walks by moonlight
No one really knows
Enchanted starlight
Never goin' home
I know sidhe's goin' down, goin'
Everybody knows, sidhe's so good
Doin' well for others
Sidhe doesn't really know
The powers are within her
As sidhe takes off her clothes
I know sidhe's goin' down, goin'
Everybody knows, sidhe's so good"


There has to be a character in that.

I've got a story for that one, but no one will want to read how depressing it is.

A new craze hits Whateley. People running around with shirts that say. " I wear Underdogs like a hat!"

A Whateley Student that has the ability to transfer powers between two 'consenting' mutants. With a code name of Middleman, but everyone calls him Power Creep.

1. Power 1 is power of Student A and Power 2 is a power of Student B. So Student A can have Powers 1&2 for a short time while Student B is 'drained'. Powers return to normal after an 5 min.

2. Student A swaps with Student B. Powers return to normal after 15 min.

Domoviye wrote:
I've got a story for that one, but no one will want to read how depressing it is.

You'd be surprised who would want to read it! [wink]

A probability warper who only affects electronics, drastically increasing the chance that devices and wires will malfunction-OH WAIT THAT'S ME

DerpHaven wrote: A probability warper who only affects electronics, drastically increasing the chance that devices and wires will malfunction-OH WAIT THAT'S ME

We already have an energizer named Haywire that does that.

NJM1564 wrote:

DerpHaven wrote: A probability warper who only affects electronics, drastically increasing the chance that devices and wires will malfunction-OH WAIT THAT'S ME

We already have an energizer named Haywire that does that.

No, Glitch causes electronics to malfunction. I This mutant makes it more likely that they'll do it on their own. And it's hardware failures, not electrical.

Yolandria wrote: A new craze hits Whateley. People running around with shirts that say. " I wear Underdogs like a hat!"

... and people all over Whateley are found passed out in the wake of Headrush.

Yolandria wrote: A new craze hits Whateley. People running around with shirts that say. " I wearing Underdogs like a hat!

Fixed that.

Valentine wrote:

Yolandria wrote: A new craze hits Whateley. People running around with shirts that say. " I wearing Underdogs like a hat!

Fixed that.

That's so last year's fashion. This year it's KImbas!

That's so last year's fashion. This year it's KImbas!

That would last about 2 seconds the second someone reached for Fey.

Rose Bunny wrote:

Yolandria wrote: A new craze hits Whateley. People running around with shirts that say. " I wear Underdogs like a hat!"

... and people all over Whateley are found passed out in the wake of Headrush.

Also, in the wake of Miasma.

Okay, I think I remember a conversation about Avatars with incredibly specific spirits, but what about an avatar with an incredibly vague spirit? Like spirits of physics terms? Say, the spirit of Electromagnetism, or the spirit of Quarks? They would either destroy the universe or become the most powerful mutant in existence.

Or just kill themselves.

The girls convince Danny to go to Halloween dressed as The Cowardly Lion. Danny isn't too happy about being dressed as a cat, or the connotations of him being 'cowardly', but the girls assure him that the Lion is actually the bravest Oz character despite his self-image, and Danny doesn't want to reject this costume idea for fear that they'll come up with something worse.

All the same, he's not too happy when the girls bring out the red bow.

I know it's happening in canon, but how could we not mention it here... Try to go to Whateley Academy to track and kill someone you have a grudge with...

Inspired by Dom.

"Hello, my codename is Dickweed."

Identical twins Susan Evers and Sharon McKendrick meet at Whateley, unaware that they are sisters. Their identical appearance initially creates rivalry, and they continuously pull pranks on each other, which ultimately leads to a school event/class being crashed by their mischief. As punishment, they must live together in an isolated dorm (and eat together at an "isolation table") for the remainder of the term. After finding out that they both come from single parent homes, they soon realize they are twin sisters and that their parents, Mitch and Maggie, divorced shortly after their birth, with each parent having custody of one of them. The twins, each eager to meet the parent she never knew, switch places. They drill each other on the other's behavior and lives, and Susan cuts Sharon's hair into the same style as hers. While Susan is in Boston, Massachusetts masquerading as Sharon, Sharon goes to Carmel, California pretending to be Susan.

annachie wrote: Identical twins Susan Evers and Sharon McKendrick meet at Whateley, unaware that they are sisters. Their identical appearance initially creates rivalry, and they continuously pull pranks on each other, which ultimately leads to a school event/class being crashed by their mischief. As punishment, they must live together in an isolated dorm (and eat together at an "isolation table") for the remainder of the term. After finding out that they both come from single parent homes, they soon realize they are twin sisters and that their parents, Mitch and Maggie, divorced shortly after their birth, with each parent having custody of one of them. The twins, each eager to meet the parent she never knew, switch places. They drill each other on the other's behavior and lives, and Susan cuts Sharon's hair into the same style as hers. While Susan is in Boston, Massachusetts masquerading as Sharon, Sharon goes to Carmel, California pretending to be Susan.

The only reason this is a bad idea is because it's unoriginal.

I went to research in the Wikipedia so I could snark more appropriately, and found to my surprise that the 1998 remake starred Lindsay Lohan instead of the Olsen twins. The Wikipedia lists no less than thirteen movies (in various languages) related to the original book "Das Doppelte Lottchen", but none of them is an Olsen Twins movie. Damn, I was pretty sure I had seen an ad for a movie like that, back in the Nineties when the Warner channel (Latin America) was in an "All Olsens, All The Time" glut...
Yeah, I'm getting old. And I have a good excuse: I tuned to the channel to watch "Babylon 5" (and later, "Smallville"). I couldn't help catching a few ads during the commercial breaks.

Well, a quick google search for ' olsen twins parent trap ' comes up with It Takes Two, a 1995 movie with a similar plot.

DerpHaven wrote: The only reason this is a bad idea is because it's unoriginal.

But this time Mitch and Maggie, or so they are known among the primates here, are themselves "kissing cousins" of the "shagging shoggoths" kind. Their spawnchildren's initial reality-warping powers activated during the pressures and stresses of childbirth through mismatched orifices, and so their parents regretfully split up (closer to budding, when all is finally said and done, but you get the picture) for the sake of the continent. Well, not so much for the continent and more for their lord and master still imprisoned beneath it, because surprisingly, the twins are not the foretold multiplicity destined to, um, does it count as 'releasing from imprisonment' if they consume its soul and psyche before spreading outward along the spiral arms of the galaxy as long as it ends up sort of be free from its bonds? Sure, it'll be a rotten day for the multicellular spawn of Gaea on the planet's surface, but as they say, you've got to fertilize an awful lot of eggs to make an intergalactic omelette.

Or it could just be the Olsen twins on their 27th come-back.

Coincidentally, just yesterday The Onion put this out...

‘Parent Trap’ Producers Recall Euthanizing Lindsay Lohan Clone After Completing Filming

Sir Lee wrote: Coincidentally, just yesterday The Onion put this out...

‘Parent Trap’ Producers Recall Euthanizing Lindsay Lohan Clone After Completing Filming

Euthanize, chop up for spare parts then burn the rest for the good of humanity, same difference.

Lillian Dennon is unable to teach her Exemplar Grace class, so Imp fills in for her.

Jade learning about the Pythagoras cup, and replacing/modifying all or a significant portion of the disposable cups at Crystal hall with Pythagoras cup versions

mhalpern wrote: Jade learning about the Pythagoras cup, and replacing/modifying all or a significant portion of the disposable cups at Crystal hall with Pythagoras cup versions

After people notice their cups draining, they notice that Jade's isn't even though it looks like the same cup.

^{Regen helps protect against mercury poisoning, right?}

That is so cool; I didn't know about that before!

Angeldude wrote:

mhalpern wrote: Jade learning about the Pythagoras cup, and replacing/modifying all or a significant portion of the disposable cups at Crystal hall with Pythagoras cup versions

After people notice their cups draining, they notice that Jade's isn't even though it looks like the same cup.

^{Regen helps protect against mercury poisoning, right?}

That is so cool; I didn't know about that before!

I would try using something like molasses to gunk up the siphon

mhalpern wrote: I would try using something like molasses to gunk up the siphon

I specifically mentioned mercury because the video I watched on the topic mentioned that a layer of mercury on the bottom is too heavy to be pushed through the siphon by the water. The bad news is it's mercury, though her regen should be able to handle it.

Or you could just plug the outlet on the bottom with a finger. You can also just not fill it up all the way; the siphon won't start on its own unless you raise the fluid level above it's upper-most point.

Kettlekorn wrote: Or you could just plug the outlet on the bottom with a finger. You can also just not fill it up all the way; the siphon won't start on its own unless you raise the fluid level above it's upper-most point.

There was one nuclear reactor design that had this as a safety feature. It used a metal with a low melting point as a plug, so that if the reactor go too hot, the plug would melt, and the radioactive liquids would flow down to a separate chamber where they would be safely contained.

This was a design that was considered, and rejected as too expensive, for Fukushima...

You are forgetting that we are talking about Jade. Jade does not need mercury; she just needs something that can cover the hole (like, a few centimeters of Saran Wrap) and... one of the J-team to hold it in place.

Of course what would really be a bad idea is to do the Pythagoras cup prank in the labs, and getting caught.


The reason i meantioned Jade is because she can easily pull it off in a way that is hard to detect, like instead of one big siphon, loads of them in the walls of the cups just large enough for water based liquids and coffee to travel through, in foam or wax paper, of course in foam you have the problem of the tubes being broken by grip, so instead of going through the bottom, a smaller amount will end up on their hands

Razerbackmon. Digivolve.

Jerico in a Razerback mascot costume.

NJM1564 wrote: Jerico in a Razerback mascot costume.

Glue Roller Skates onto Razerbacks feet.
Give tink a bell.
Give Jerico a book on Renascence fashion.
Teach Chaka the Hofman throwing forks technique.

Sir Lee wrote: Coincidentally, just yesterday The Onion put this out...

‘Parent Trap’ Producers Recall Euthanizing Lindsay Lohan Clone After Completing Filming

You do know that they euthanized the wrong one.

E M Pisek wrote:

Sir Lee wrote: Coincidentally, just yesterday The Onion put this out...

‘Parent Trap’ Producers Recall Euthanizing Lindsay Lohan Clone After Completing Filming

You do know that they euthanized the wrong one.

No they did not.

E M Pisek wrote:

Sir Lee wrote: Coincidentally, just yesterday The Onion put this out...

‘Parent Trap’ Producers Recall Euthanizing Lindsay Lohan Clone After Completing Filming

You do know that they euthanized the wrong one.

Ultimately, it was a financial decision. Putting the audience out of their misery was just far too cost-prohibitive.

null0trooper wrote:

E M Pisek wrote:

Sir Lee wrote: Coincidentally, just yesterday The Onion put this out...

‘Parent Trap’ Producers Recall Euthanizing Lindsay Lohan Clone After Completing Filming

You do know that they euthanized the wrong one.

Ultimately, it was a financial decision. Putting the audience out of their misery was just far too cost-prohibitive.

Yeah, thanks to the press we were left with the Olsen Twins as one was discovered before they had a chance to do away with the clone.

Naming your son Ayla Jade, just in case.

A story with a group of friends named Alice Pine, Kenneth Wood, Sonny Morita, Claire Ohm, Harmony Kardon and Pamela Axonic. I'll leave the reason why this is a bad idea as an exercise for the student.

Sir Lee wrote: A story with a group of friends named Alice Pine, Kenneth Wood, Sonny Morita, Claire Ohm, Harmony Kardon and Pamela Axonic. I'll leave the reason why this is a bad idea as an exercise for the student.

When trying to decode the names I found this . Does that have any significance?

How resistant is Claire?

It's music to my ears.

Angeldude wrote:

Sir Lee wrote: A story with a group of friends named Alice Pine, Kenneth Wood, Sonny Morita, Claire Ohm, Harmony Kardon and Pamela Axonic. I'll leave the reason why this is a bad idea as an exercise for the student.

When trying to decode the names I found this . Does that have any significance?

How resistant is Claire?

Claire's resistance is not relevant. But consider the informal versions of the names...

Al Pine
Ken Wood
Sonny
Clairohn
Harm Kardon (Yeah, you got warm there)
Pam Axonic

Sir Lee wrote:

Angeldude wrote:

Sir Lee wrote: A story with a group of friends named Alice Pine, Kenneth Wood, Sonny Morita, Claire Ohm, Harmony Kardon and Pamela Axonic. I'll leave the reason why this is a bad idea as an exercise for the student.

How resistant is Claire?

Claire's resistance is not relevant.

The reason I asked was because the ohm is the unit of electrical resistance. The R in V=IR.

A simulation involving 2 bases inside a boxed canyon with no strategic value whatsoever.

mhalpern wrote: A simulation involving 2 bases inside a boxed canyon with no strategic value whatsoever.

The left Twix factory and the right Twix factory.

mhalpern wrote: A simulation involving 2 bases inside a boxed canyon with no strategic value whatsoever.

mhalpern wrote: A simulation involving 2 bases inside a boxed canyon with no strategic value whatsoever.

"Why are we here?"

A Warper [class 1] Who can warp anything written down. School text books. Bam, page 34 is now all in Spanish. Tests. Answers changed. Kid who cut him in front of the food line? Suddenly it says on the screen that he is wanted in the security offices.

Everything is going well until he gets to Whateley. Then he starts seeing strange symbols around certain people in Poe. [Also around others in other cottages but most are in Poe] Thinking that that has to do with them being nut jobs so he lets it go. Until the symbols keep jumping from person to person almost communicating. They begin to drive him mad. As no one believes him and no one can detect these 'symbols' or 'broken words'. Then symbols begin to drive people together or against one another. He starts drawing the symbols to say that they are real, but its pretty much insanity inducing to look at so they commit him to Arc Black.

Tinks original body regenerates with out any memories. Goes by the code name Host.

NJM1564 wrote: Tinks original body regenerates with out any memories. Goes by the code name Host.

not funny

I think it's funny

NJM1564 wrote: Tinks original body regenerates with out any memories. Goes by the code name Host.

Nah. She's tucked away in one of the Necromancer's extradimensional basement facilities, generating a variety of micro-Fae bodies for "medical research". After all, even Mythos-tainted supervillains need a tax write-off now and again.

yeah, no undermining my characters >_<

Watch out Rose's ultimate nemesis has appeared =D

NJM1564 wrote: Tinks original body regenerates with out any memories. Goes by the code name Host.

Her body regenerates without any new memories or Tink, and no one believes Teri is who she claims to be.

is there a "kick me" sign on my back?

Rose Bunny wrote: is there a "kick me" sign on my back?

Maybe. My names Poser. No not Posy. Poser, you know as in like this? (stands next to girl with sign on back) Will work for food.

Imp and Angel riding around on Sizemax's shoulders offering her advice.

Headmistress Carson clearly forbid that.

Sir Lee wrote: Headmistress Carson clearly forbid that.

Technically, only shoulder angels are forbidden, so Imp's other half could still be ... let's see ... bad advice to counter the useful ...

Kismet?

null0trooper wrote:

Sir Lee wrote: Headmistress Carson clearly forbid that.

Technically, only shoulder angels are forbidden, so Imp's other half could still be ... let's see ... bad advice to counter the useful ...

Kismet?

Pucelle, obviously.

null0trooper wrote:

Sir Lee wrote: Headmistress Carson clearly forbid that.

Technically, only shoulder angels are forbidden, so Imp's other half could still be ... let's see ... bad advice to counter the useful ...

Kismet?

Belphegor. Or Angus.

After reading the latest installment of Absinthe 2, I was thinking "Metro's been exposed to multiple Sixth World hallucinogens - he probably could have pulled Gwen out of the crowd of hobgoblins after the attack. It's not like he can't find Doyle blind staggering stoned by now. And they have countermeasures for his glamor already."

Bad Idea: Absinthe and Metro in the same Magic class, with the opportunity for other students to experience the overlap of Gwen's hallucinatory glamor with Mads' thanatotic glamor and "competing predator" pheromones.

Somehow, I don't picture many Dylans volunteering for those seats (between the MCO and Security at that!)

Who can KO more Humanity First! supporters, Natalie Mahren or Linda Ellison?

Katssun wrote: Who can KO more Humanity First! supporters, Natalie Mahren or Linda Ellison?

Melanie Morgan?

After 80s movie night shows Over the Top in Twain, there is a sudden influx in the number of Bricks and exemplars with broken hands and compound fractures. The difficulty of healing bricks with these types injuries leads to a ban of the movie on campus.

September 2016

A college senior out to earn some money as a courier stops at Whateley to pick up some minor artifact to be delivered. The alum remembers that the Crystal Hall still gets in some excellent fish, but forgets to reinstate the seeming that makes him look his age.

Thanks to the lunchtime rush, Fortinbras finds himself too far away to intercept Wahnsinnig, as she sees a verdammt freshman, with GSD, chowing down on something suspicious at the Beret Mafia table.

Who wins: the peacemaker, the hothead, or the troublemaker?

A GSD case with spines growing out of their skin, about the size and sharpness of sewing needles. The grow straight out from the skin, rather than lying flat.

And if that wasn't bad enough, they grow out of every part of their skin. The soles of their feet, their armpits, the sides of their fingers, the interior of their ears...

Arcanist Lupus wrote: A GSD case with spines growing out of their skin, about the size and sharpness of sewing needles. The grow straight out from the skin, rather than lying flat.

Formerly the captain of the school wrestling team, but was suspended because their breast development (MtF) led to accusations of using steriods.

Oh well, their father always wanted his kid to grow a spine.

A PK Superboy that can lift just over 4.5 tons.

null0trooper wrote:

Arcanist Lupus wrote: A GSD case with spines growing out of their skin, about the size and sharpness of sewing needles. The grow straight out from the skin, rather than lying flat.

Formerly the captain of the school wrestling team, but was suspended because their breast development (MtF) led to accusations of using steriods.

Oh well, their father always wanted his kid to grow a spine.

Well, yes. But now they have far too many spines. And mostly in inconvenient places.

Valentine wrote: A PK Superboy that can lift just over 4.5 tons.

His name [ Click to expand ] [ Click to hide ]

IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!

It suddenly bothers me that they never mention any units associated with the power level numbers. I suppose that they could be unitless, but that seems unlikely.

The units seem to be toddler-power, as peaceful toddler Gohan had a rating of 1.

"You think you can stand against me? You're merely as strong as five thousand toddlers, while I, the Prince of All Saiyans, rate EIGHTEEN THOUSAND TODDLERS!"

Valentine wrote: A PK Superboy that can lift just over 4.5 tons.

His name [ Click to expand ] [ Click to hide ]

IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!

Bah. Lifting that, while impressive, is hardly a going-over-the-redline thing in Whateley. There are quite a few bricks who can top that.
Now, lifting over nine thousand kilograms, OTOH... is a MUCH more selective club.

-headshake- dPRagen's latest Satyri piece ha got bad ideas bubbling up; baseline sicko who kidnaps his pets and forses his deviso/mae kid to make them into what he wants, nude bobm made with the sweat of n avatar/Satyri girl...

A wizard/exemplar who not only resembles an Japanese girl, but gains a complete cartoonish appearance as well.

Anime Magical Girl: Whateley style! (Jade would be so jealous.)

Bonus points for each anime trope they can hit.

[EDIT] I know Miss Ellison aka Miss Sparkles exists, but she's a teacher.

I'm wondering how they'd manage LateForSchool Toast Mouth.

Oversleep, make toast in common room of cottage or bedroom, then run directly to class.

Ant character Imp would nickname Camel-toe.

Few Decent ideas:
tommy knocker: phasing and geokinisis
kakamora: size/density warping. smaller he gets the denser he gets. inspired by the Moana antagonists he has 'coconut' armor he shrinks into that is made of adamant wire

A follow up to my previous post. I've been thinking a little about the possibility of an anime-style magical girl and came up with 2 other ideas that could go with it.

• Focus on crafting magical items (like a less powerful version of Eldritch) and primarily cast spells through said items. Said items could include staves, or what I'd prefer: magic guns. (Essentially something a devisor would make, but powered by essence) If you want an example of magical girls with guns, go watch Puella Magi Madoka Magica: Rebelion. It's my favourite anime fight scene, period. I don't know if this would qualify as gadgeteer or if it could work with just wizard.
• An i-class warper ability to move anything she's holding into a pocket dimension and call anything in said pocket dimension to her hand. Instant weapon equips and swaps, and a quick way to change into costume, and any other clothes.

I originally conceived of these 2 ideas to go on the same character as my aforementioned magical girl, but they could work as separate characters.

Angeldude wrote: A follow up to my previous post. I've been thinking a little about the possibility of an anime-style magical girl and came up with 2 other ideas that could go with it.

• Focus on crafting magical items (like a less powerful version of Eldritch) and primarily cast spells through said items. Said items could include staves, or what I'd prefer: magic guns. (Essentially something a devisor would make, but powered by essence) If you want an example of magical girls with guns, go watch Puella Magi Madoka Magica: Rebelion. It's my favourite anime fight scene, period. I don't know if this would qualify as gadgeteer or if it could work with just wizard.
• An i-class warper ability to move anything she's holding into a pocket dimension and call anything in said pocket dimension to her hand. Instant weapon equips and swaps, and a quick way to change into costume, and any other clothes.

I originally conceived of these 2 ideas to go on the same character as my aforementioned magical girl, but they could work as separate characters.

You could combine the traits. Requiring Gadgeteer for the guns and wizard for the ammo.
Some other good examples of magicish guns would be from:
The "Caster Guns" from outlaw star would be good examples.
Black Rock shooter.
Elsword ( konachan.com/sample/40c339800ba2b209eb0b...0223042%20sample.jpg ) There are other examples.
Hyperdimension Neptunia
RUBY
The manga "Arifureta Shokugyou de Sekai Saikyou" Has a awesome pare of magic powered railgun pistols.
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha has several magic based guns like the Cross_Mirage, Storm_Raider and the main characters have magic staves with gun like cartage systems.

Anime-style magic girl?

Nah, been there, done that

Would the Thompson Sisters (not to be confused with the Thompson Twins ) fit the bill?

<silly stuff>
Wait, I thought you meant these by "Thompson Twins (although they aren't actually twins, and have different names in the original French)?

Anyway, as long as we are talking about fictional sisters/twins, my personal preference for a fun weekend would be the Delaney sisters . I might not survive, but it would be fun.
</silly stuff>

Astrodragon wrote: Anime-style magic girl?

Nah, been there, done that

I think Whateley might just have some of the trolliest writers. Funnily enough, Morgana is probably my favourite Whateley mage just because she doesn't know anything about magic and we get to see her learn the basics. Her casting her first light spell was adorable.

She's also one of the closest canon characters to an anime magical girl. She's got a transformation sequence and everything!

Pls rite moar!

Even though it's a fairly common theme in other stories/universes...I honestly think we could use a perfectly bubbly anime esque Magical girl...I cant think of one...Other than the Wondercute teacher advisor from G2....That's ever been mentioned. I could be wrong though.

I'd be interested to see an energizer who falls into the "Orbital Friendship Beam" style of magical girls.

Perhaps she and Tennyo can have working group on what how many megawatts are still considered "safe".

Someone needs to introduce 'Shine to Hurlg .

Or would that be 'someone needs to get a restraining order in place to prevent that introduction'?

I did hear a rumor that Elrod's follow up story will be called Shine On You Crazy 'Shiner

Since we are going anime, i would put up something more Western... An internal Energizer (female) whom electricity makes stronger whom is also a gadgeteer with a preference for hammers, grenade launchers and puts heats on the front of her pink grenades...