Question The Bad Ideas thread

I know that time travel in the WU is impossible (or at least arbitrarily difficult), but I have it in my head that every couple of years a Devisor will build a time machine, get inside, and promptly vanish never to be seen again. There's no evidence that they are successfully traveling through time, but there isn't really any evidence that they aren't either (in-universe, at least). The ones that don't explode, at least.

They probably get eaten by Sara's relatives.

Give Jerico pink sparkly contact lenses with hart shaped iris'.
And a dead hello kitty plushy.

null0trooper wrote:

Sir Lee wrote: The samples of "wisdom" that Suka has offered Tansy are more like adolescent macho bullcrap, such as "lesbians are a myth, show them a real man(tm) and they will swoon and spread their legs". Under Suka's influence, Danny would likely have ended up some sort of macho asshole.

There's just something about a horse: all the fillies be wantin' a ride.

Just ask our local expert!

(This is what can happen when you offer the wrong Celtic horsewoman "a walk on the wild side". Of course she has a spell for that in mind! By the way, remember that time you ... ?)

Come on, now! Loki was a great mom! See?

I know that time travel in the WU is impossible (or at least arbitrarily difficult)...

Well, no, not really. Time traveling in the Whateley universe is entirely possible, and actually fairly simple. First you build a ship that can go some significant portion of the speed of light, climb on board, put the pedal to the metal and when you get back to earth you will have traveled who knows how far in the future!

As a physicist and the engineer said:

Physicist: time travel is a question of speed…
Engineer: speed is a question of money, how fast you want to go?

I meant paranatural time travel, which you knew very well, thank-you-very-much.

If you want to be technical about it, we're all traveling through time at a rate of 1 second per second.

Arcanist Lupus wrote: I meant paranatural time travel, which you knew very well, thank-you-very-much.

If you want to be technical about it, we're all traveling through time at a rate of 1 second per second.

Well, why didn't you say so! So in that case, you want to build yourself a spacecraft, kind of make it look like the shuttle but missing an engine. Then, you get aboard and launch your self into space; then comes the hard part! You have to have your life support frozen by cosmic events beyond imagination. They aren't very specific about what kind of Cosmic events qualify, just so long as they are beyond imagination; which is your very definition of Paranatural. Then, have a freak mishap which changes the trajectory of your orbit into one of thousand times more vast. Now if you do it right you'll be returned to earth 500 years later!

It does help if you pick up the nickname 'Buck,' by the way.

I'd go the Khan route, myself.

Valentines day. Tenro and Razerback start a chocolate disposable service.

NJM1564 wrote: Valentines day. Tenro and Razerback start a chocolate disposable service.

Chocolate IS an aphrodesiac, hook Jack up with Kaiju, and Billie with um... I dunno, plenty of batteries?

Commissioning Jobe to create a security system for the extremely forbidden section of the Whateley library after she has recently watched the Dr Who Episodes "Silence in the Library" and "Forest of the Dead"

Choosing the codename "Sixth Thistle" purely on the basis that it's fun to watch people struggle to say it.

Rose Bunny wrote:

NJM1564 wrote: Valentines day. Tenro and Razerback start a chocolate disposable service.

Chocolate IS an aphrodesiac, hook Jack up with Kaiju, and Billie with um... I dunno, plenty of batteries?

Add in Cyber Kitty. She can keep things well charged.

Grow coffee in the grove.

NJM1564 wrote: Grow coffee in the grove.

Grow Jobe-created Devisor coffee in the grove. Even worse.

Rose Bunny wrote:

NJM1564 wrote: Grow coffee in the grove.

Grow Jobe-created Devisor coffee in the grove. Even worse.

A cold-tolerant variant of the Kona bean?

Don't tell Sphere!

edit: Or is devisor coffee Robusta?

Rose Bunny wrote:

NJM1564 wrote: Grow coffee in the grove.

Grow Jobe-created Devisor coffee in the grove. Even worse.

Worst idea, giving the first brewed pot to Jade.

Bad idea: Kid who is fan of classic Three Stooges and GI Joe manifested looking like a teen version of Moe. Exemplar 2 and ESP, probably Paragon, which allows him to be skilled at everything a GI Joe agent would. Codename: GI Moe

Jobe decides that "Tribbles really need to be a thing."

Rose Bunny wrote:

NJM1564 wrote: Grow coffee in the grove.

Grow Jobe-created Devisor coffee in the grove. Even worse.

I don't think the grove is foolish enough to let Jobe in. And Jobe doesn't believe in magic so probably wouldn't go there.

Rose Bunny wrote: Jobe decides that "Tribbles really need to be a thing."

Razorback and Sara found them delicious. But after they ate his razerspiners he decided not to make any more.

But the grove might let Belphy in.

It would probably let Metro in.

"I call this my handy-dandy universal entry pass: splash grenades loaded with silver-plated rock salt, suspended in a mix of arsenic trichloride, dioxins, and 2-chlorobenzalmalononitrile. The casings are wrought iron, and I can come back with mortar rounds. Do I need to demonstrate my bona fides, or will you let me pass?"

Rose Bunny wrote: But the grove might let Belphy in.

Prehaps. But I think you are overlooking how picky the grove is. Most aren't likely to be let in. Even if they are Shidi or nice people.

null0trooper wrote: It would probably let Metro in.

"I call this my handy-dandy universal entry pass: splash grenades loaded with silver-plated rock salt, suspended in a mix of arsenic trichloride, dioxins, and 2-chlorobenzalmalononitrile. The casings are wrought iron, and I can come back with mortar rounds. Do I need to demonstrate my bona fides, or will you let me pass?"

Isn't Razerback supposed to be the guardian of the grove? I can just see him dragging Metro out of the forest by his underwear. And the grove is off limits even to security personal except by special permission.

I can see it now...Razor playing fetch with Metro's femur.

NJM1564 wrote:

null0trooper wrote: It would probably let Metro in.

"I call this my handy-dandy universal entry pass: splash grenades loaded with silver-plated rock salt, suspended in a mix of arsenic trichloride, dioxins, and 2-chlorobenzalmalononitrile. The casings are wrought iron, and I can come back with mortar rounds. Do I need to demonstrate my bona fides, or will you let me pass?"

Isn't Razerback supposed to be the guardian of the grove? I can just see him dragging Metro out of the forest by his underwear. And the grove is off limits even to security personal except by special permission.

Well, it was supposed to be a Bad Idea. Why have a confrontation when invisibility (to both sentients and electronics) works well?

Cecilia Rogers actually rigs a harness into each of his shirts and jackets so he can be hauled off by the scruff of his neck (or for emergency retrieval) without hurting him. In a discarded scene, a local sheriff's deputy does exactly that.

Now I can picture a prat like Aegis taking that (Jack hauling an unconscious Mads in by the scruff of his neck) completely the wrong way.

Yolandria wrote: I can see it now...Razor playing fetch with Metro's femur.

No regen at all, so that would be a slight case of murder.

Edit: But if he were already dead of something else, it wouldn't be right to let protein go to waste!

It's not murder if you just sever it, and cauterize the wound somehow. Just gotta do it fast so that he doesn't bleed out from a severed femoral artery. That's why you bring Jericho with, of course.

Rose Bunny wrote: It's not murder if you just sever it, and cauterize the wound somehow. Just gotta do it fast so that he doesn't bleed out from a severed femoral artery. That's why you bring Jericho with, of course.

Tourniquet first before making the cut, or cautery by itself likely won't stop the bleeding, and the shock may still kill him. Either way, if the patient dies and there was no compelling reason to remove the limb, the perp's looking at jail time at best.

Losing a fifth or so of his magic capacity until a force-grown replacement can be grown from his stem cells and grafted (may not be canon, but it's a part of his belief system) is a rough thing to do to a magician. Now consider that there are things that can happen on or around campus that make that the preferable option, whether it works or not...

Arcanist Lupus wrote: More fun comparisons: According to Wikipedia, The Wheel of Time is 4.4 m words long, and took almost 23 years. And it would take over 19 days of constant listening to read through the entire series on audiobook.

A 20k word story from elrodw about Kayda tugging on her braids!

null0trooper wrote:

Rose Bunny wrote: It's not murder if you just sever it, and cauterize the wound somehow. Just gotta do it fast so that he doesn't bleed out from a severed femoral artery. That's why you bring Jericho with, of course.

Tourniquet first before making the cut, or cautery by itself likely won't stop the bleeding, and the shock may still kill him. Either way, if the patient dies and there was no compelling reason to remove the limb, the perp's looking at jail time at best.

Losing a fifth or so of his magic capacity until a force-grown replacement can be grown from his stem cells and grafted (may not be canon, but it's a part of his belief system) is a rough thing to do to a magician. Now consider that there are things that can happen on or around campus that make that the preferable option, whether it works or not...

Like Razerback deciding to mark his territory.


"We've discoverd that one of Razerbacks body fluids has a massively powerful healing effect. On par with his own regen."
"What fluid."
Hands Razer a magazine.

In case someone doesn't get that.

NJM1564 wrote:

null0trooper wrote:

Rose Bunny wrote: It's not murder if you just sever it, and cauterize the wound somehow. Just gotta do it fast so that he doesn't bleed out from a severed femoral artery. That's why you bring Jericho with, of course.

Tourniquet first before making the cut, or cautery by itself likely won't stop the bleeding, and the shock may still kill him. Either way, if the patient dies and there was no compelling reason to remove the limb, the perp's looking at jail time at best.

Losing a fifth or so of his magic capacity until a force-grown replacement can be grown from his stem cells and grafted (may not be canon, but it's a part of his belief system) is a rough thing to do to a magician. Now consider that there are things that can happen on or around campus that make that the preferable option, whether it works or not...

Like Razerback deciding to mark his territory.


"We've discoverd that one of Razerbacks body fluids has a massively powerful healing effect. On par with his own regen."
"What fluid."
Hands Razer a magazine.

In case someone doesn't get that.

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XXX

That is highly disturbing.
Congratulations.

Stands up. Takes a bow.

It is an interesting consent isn't it. A healing potion could be described as life's essence. And it would be found most greatly there.
Could explain the purpose of a fay's "honey" I've heard as being used as a magical ingredient.

NJM1564 wrote: Stands up. Takes a bow.

It is an interesting consent isn't it. A healing potion could be described as life's essence. And it would be found most greatly there.
Could explain the purpose of a fay's "honey" I've heard as being used as a magical ingredient.

The Fae in question may be female, but that should depend on the poet extolling the honey's virtues. Same principle, really.

null0trooper wrote:

NJM1564 wrote: Stands up. Takes a bow.

It is an interesting consent isn't it. A healing potion could be described as life's essence. And it would be found most greatly there.
Could explain the purpose of a fay's "honey" I've heard as being used as a magical ingredient.

The Fae in question may be female, but that should depend on the poet extolling the honey's virtues. Same principle, really.

Bunny would never be sick a day in her life.

Rose Bunny wrote:

null0trooper wrote:

NJM1564 wrote: Stands up. Takes a bow.

It is an interesting consent isn't it. A healing potion could be described as life's essence. And it would be found most greatly there.
Could explain the purpose of a fay's "honey" I've heard as being used as a magical ingredient.

The Fae in question may be female, but that should depend on the poet extolling the honey's virtues. Same principle, really.

Bunny would never be sick a day in her life.

And that's a bad thing, how?

null0trooper wrote:
And that's a bad thing, how?

I never said it was.

Ok, gonna post this here cause it is a BAD IDEA in universe;

The Sim teams can choose a scenario to play out. The Kimbas pick the literal Kobyashi Maru one. Cast the Kimbas as Trek aliens. Alya I'm thinking is a Ferngi, Jade a shit ton of tribbles.

Cryptic wrote: Ok, gonna post this here cause it is a BAD IDEA in universe;

The Sim teams can choose a scenario to play out. The Kimbas pick the literal Kobyashi Maru one. Cast the Kimbas as Trek aliens. Alya I'm thinking is a Ferngi, Jade a shit ton of tribbles.

Jade is more like the Borg. They just need a mess of cheap Hello Kitty halloween masks. "You will be assimilated, into the cuteness."

Rose Bunny wrote: Bunny would never be sick a day in her life.

Keep in mind that I said a fay, as in the species, or is it genus. Not just Fey the person.
So everybody from Tink, to Grizzly might count.


Wait until the Outcasts and the Grunts are in the sims and switch there normal clothes with Sailor Fuku.

NJM1564 wrote:

Rose Bunny wrote: Bunny would never be sick a day in her life.

Keep in mind that I said a fay, as in the species, or is it genus. Not just Fey the person.
So everybody from Tink, to Grizzly might count.

yes, but that ruins the dirty innuendo about Fey's Fae "Honey"

It's a matter of superior quality of the treatment, dosage and frequency of intake. By that measure, Bunny should be immune to everything from a hangnail to Yersinia pestis and Bacillus antracis. And if she lost something unimportant, such as, say, a leg, she should regen like Jade.

NJM1564" wrote:
Keep in mind that I said a fay, as in the species, or is it genus. Not just Fey the person.
So everybody from Tink, to Grizzly might count.
.

Despite appearances Teri is all human. She doesn't even have a BIT.
She's an energizer/PK super girl with a focus on speed rather than sheer strength.

Small question: if she doesn't have a BIT, why exactly is she so small? GSD is a product of a BIT; if she she does not have a BIT, then she has one of the other GSD-like syndromes. But I can't recall any of them associated with extreme size changes.

Sir Lee wrote: Small question: if she doesn't have a BIT, why exactly is she so small? GSD is a product of a BIT; if she she does not have a BIT, then she has one of the other GSD-like syndromes. But I can't recall any of them associated with extreme size changes.

GSD and BITs are different although the deformities are commonly called GSD.
And I can't say anything, unless you want another four minutes of Joker laughing.

Sir Lee wrote: Small question: if she doesn't have a BIT, why exactly is she so small? GSD is a product of a BIT; if she she does not have a BIT, then she has one of the other GSD-like syndromes. But I can't recall any of them associated with extreme size changes.

Aww, you don't want Domo to spoil her origin story for when it finally is made canon, do you. *walks off*

Sir Lee wrote: Small question: if she doesn't have a BIT, why exactly is she so small? GSD is a product of a BIT; if she she does not have a BIT, then she has one of the other GSD-like syndromes. But I can't recall any of them associated with extreme size changes.

The Big Idea wrote: “Hold on- from what I remember from Powers Theory, isn’t GSD s’pozed to be genetic, they actually have genes that grow this, that or the other? How would a BIT splicer or an ENI thing help them?”

Jenny nodded, “Oui, c’est ca, that’s the textbook definition of GSD. But, to be honest, most people think that it means any mutant who looks strange. What we’re trying to help are those Exemplars whose BIT goes wrong, and instead of looking like something out of a fitness club ad, they wind up looking like something out of an old horror movie. There’s nothing really wrong with them, they just need to have their BIT adjusted.”

Not all GSD is BIT based.

Sir Lee wrote: Small question: if she doesn't have a BIT, why exactly is she so small?

To paraphrase one Lady Vorkosigan, "She's not small, just concentrated."

We con Morpheus to somehow get his character Vickie Versa into the Whateley Universe Canon, and inflict her upon the school.

*Wackiness ensues.*

Domoviye wrote:

Sir Lee wrote: Small question: if she doesn't have a BIT, why exactly is she so small? GSD is a product of a BIT; if she she does not have a BIT, then she has one of the other GSD-like syndromes. But I can't recall any of them associated with extreme size changes.

GSD and BITs are different although the deformities are commonly called GSD.
And I can't say anything, unless you want another four minutes of Joker laughing.

constantly active size warp? You did say that her manifestation was more gruesome than the original and didn't involve the leaving the exiting the old body deal. Ok a lot of things could be explained by warper effects, some by multiple entirely separate warper effects, so I don't know if that would be the full answer.. Shifter trait that needed to be powered by consuming the excess body mass? There are a lot of possibilities.

Conjoined twins, one is physically inside the other, with a power it to painfully physically rip themself out of the other one and exist on the outside for a limited duration before a painful re-merging.

Rose Bunny wrote: Conjoined twins, one is physically inside the other, with a power it to painfully physically rip themself out of the other one and exist on the outside for a limited duration before a painful re-merging.

THAT IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wish I'd thought of it.

Rose Bunny wrote: Conjoined twins, one is physically inside the other, with a power it to painfully physically rip themself out of the other one and exist on the outside for a limited duration before a painful re-merging.

I imagine who ever bullies those two this would be their reaction

Domoviye wrote:

Rose Bunny wrote: Conjoined twins, one is physically inside the other, with a power it to painfully physically rip themself out of the other one and exist on the outside for a limited duration before a painful re-merging.

THAT IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wish I'd thought of it.

you are welcome to it.

Rose Bunny wrote: Conjoined twins, one is physically inside the other, with a power it to painfully physically rip themself out of the other one and exist on the outside for a limited duration before a painful re-merging.

This is the first thing I thought of when the "sneezed out of yourself" was off the table. Budding .

Katssun wrote:

Rose Bunny wrote: Conjoined twins, one is physically inside the other, with a power it to painfully physically rip themself out of the other one and exist on the outside for a limited duration before a painful re-merging.

This is the first thing I thought of when the "sneezed out of yourself" was off the table. Budding .

Can anyone else see Jade doing this for a prank?

honestly, the picture made me think of Jade.

Rose Bunny wrote: Conjoined twins, one is physically inside the other, with a power it to painfully physically rip themself out of the other one and exist on the outside for a limited duration before a painful re-merging.

Humpty Dumpty, the mutant love-child of Husk (New Mutants) and Multiple Man (X-Factor).

Everything's awesome until they have to put Humpty Dumpty back together again from the surviving dupes and husked scraps. (Maybe the pieces will just crawl along until they can recombine -- across a battlefield, a continent, a sewage treatment plant?)

I picture it more as twin bursts out, host body looks down, sees their chest and ribcage blown open and hollowed out and just thinks "Great and I was having such a good day, too. That's gonna take forever to grow back."

For extra horrible fun, when the 'inside' twin emerges, they then become the outside twin, and the other twin goes inside them to emerge later.

Arcanist Lupus wrote: For extra horrible fun, when the 'inside' twin emerges, they then become the outside twin, and the other twin goes inside them to emerge later.

I think it's more fun to have one experience the pain over and over and the other just be the "noooo! I don't wanna go back! I want to staaaay!!!" *sucking sound*

Would their code-name be Matryoshka ?

Inner twin could be Tapeworm.

I could see the arguments over food in my head.

"Not the pizza we had that 2 days ago. Go for the tacos."

"No the tacos give me the burps."

"GET THE TACOS OR I WILL BUST OUT HERE AND NOW."

We are having too much fun with this... Someone * eyes Domo * HAS to make this a canon character...

Rose Bunny wrote:

Katssun wrote:

Rose Bunny wrote: Conjoined twins, one is physically inside the other, with a power it to painfully physically rip themself out of the other one and exist on the outside for a limited duration before a painful re-merging.

This is the first thing I thought of when the "sneezed out of yourself" was off the table. Budding .

Next sceen."Oh Cute!!!" Hugs.

Rose Bunny wrote: We are having too much fun with this... Someone * eyes Domo * HAS to make this a canon character...

Side character maybe. There are two places I could put him or her in.

Domoviye wrote:

Rose Bunny wrote: We are having too much fun with this... Someone * eyes Domo * HAS to make this a canon character...

Side character maybe. There are two places I could put him or her in.

I'm thinking both female.

"would you stop blowing up my uterus? I might need that some day!"

Rose Bunny wrote:

Domoviye wrote:

Rose Bunny wrote: We are having too much fun with this... Someone * eyes Domo * HAS to make this a canon character...

Side character maybe. There are two places I could put him or her in.

I'm thinking both female.

"would you stop blowing up my uterus? I might need that some day!"

Nope fraternal twins, boy and girl.

I think the girl being the outer one has more potential fun...

"Damn it! My boobs were finally starting to get big, and you had to go and blow up my chest!"

This has gotten weird.
Where's my seal of approval?

Domoviye wrote: This has gotten weird.
Where's my seal of approval?

It's the one that manifested out of the kid. Can't you see it now?

E M Pisek wrote:

Domoviye wrote: This has gotten weird.
Where's my seal of approval?

It's the one that manifested out of the kid. Can't you see it now?

No that's just the trophy.

Domoviye wrote: This has gotten weird.
Where's my seal of approval?

Rose Bunny wrote:

Arcanist Lupus wrote: For extra horrible fun, when the 'inside' twin emerges, they then become the outside twin, and the other twin goes inside them to emerge later.

I think it's more fun to have one experience the pain over and over and the other just be the "noooo! I don't wanna go back! I want to staaaay!!!" *sucking sound*

But if they switch places, then they can have fights over who gets to stay outside. "I'm coming out!" "Get back in here!" "Coming out again!" "Stop doing that!"

Also, the full body inversion just seems more icky than a simple chest-burster.

Fine here.

Domoviye wrote: This has gotten weird.
Where's my seal of approval?

I have seen people all over that.

As for location, its in Cleveland,

Ok, maybe not blowing the head off...

New topic! Because my stomach isn't handling the last one well. Anyone who wrights that character will need to put in a disclaimer.

Convince Jade that Kodiac would look cute dressed up like a Teddy Bear.

Someone criticizes Razerback for not having feathers. He dresses up like a las vegas showgirl.

Put tink in a hamsterball as punishment.

Suggest to Jade that Fay might look good in pigtails. Then convince her to dress all the Kimbas as Magical girls. (Revenge for them not putting a stop to Wondercute when they might have had a chance.)
Except lancer. He can have a tux.

Have Jerico dress up as his own version of a Magical Girl.

old topic!

"Damn it, it took me a week to get back to an A-Cup, and then you go and break out again!"

NJM1564 wrote: New topic! Because my stomach isn't handling the last one well. Anyone who wrights that character will need to put in a disclaimer.

Convince Jade that Kodiac would look cute dressed up like a Teddy Bear.

Someone criticizes Razerback for not having feathers. He dresses up like a las vegas showgirl.

Put tink in a hamsterball as punishment.

Suggest to Jade that Fay might look good in pigtails. Then convince her to dress all the Kimbas as Magical girls. (Revenge for them not putting a stop to Wondercute when they might have had a chance.)
Except lancer. He can have a tux.

Have Jerico dress up as his own version of a Magical Girl.

Send the vegas Razer idea to JG, it's something he'd consider.

And do you really think a hamster ball would slow/embarrass Teri. She'd run around claiming she has a transparent force field.

Same topic.

LUNCH, pass the mustard.

Arcanist Lupus wrote: But if they switch places, then they can have fights over who gets to stay outside. "I'm coming out!" "Get back in here!" "Coming out again!" "Stop doing that!"

Domoviye wrote:

NJM1564 wrote: New topic! Because my stomach isn't handling the last one well. Anyone who wrights that character will need to put in a disclaimer.

Convince Jade that Kodiac would look cute dressed up like a Teddy Bear.

Someone criticizes Razerback for not having feathers. He dresses up like a las vegas showgirl.

Put tink in a hamsterball as punishment.

Suggest to Jade that Fay might look good in pigtails. Then convince her to dress all the Kimbas as Magical girls. (Revenge for them not putting a stop to Wondercute when they might have had a chance.)
Except lancer. He can have a tux.

Have Jerico dress up as his own version of a Magical Girl.

Send the vegas Razer idea to JG, it's something he'd consider.

And do you really think a hamster ball would slow/embarrass Teri. She'd run around claiming she has a transparent force field.

I know but it would be funny. We could play Tink ball. You are it.

And you mean that the Authors aren't trolling this thread for ideas. So much waited potential.

Has anyone planed on doing anything else with the army of robot mice? They could be so much fun to play with as characters.

You'd need a deviisor rubber ball if you want it to survive more than twenty seconds.

And we'll I troll this thread for ideas, and I know some of the canon writers read it for fun, sometimes things are missed.

Sometimes bad ideas are good Ideas, Domo got a new character to play with out of all this.

Arcanist Lupus wrote: For extra horrible fun, when the 'inside' twin emerges, they then become the outside twin, and the other twin goes inside them to emerge later.

That's one that would work well for Shroud.

Domoviye wrote: You'd need a deviisor rubber ball if you want it to survive more than twenty seconds.

Devisor soap bubbles.

Optional: Just add laughing gas and robot mice. CHARGE!

That sounds like something Bunny should make... Wondercute strikes the Senshi poses as bubbles and glitter appear around them, then the bubbles pop in the face of the opponent, and gas them.

Some where I have a micro of the Three Little Witches putting Cody in a Smokey the Bare (Or bare if you perfer) outfit.

Cryptic wrote: Some where I have a micro of the Three Little Witches putting Cody in a Smokey the Bare (Or bare if you perfer) outfit.

or bear?

Rose Bunny wrote:

Cryptic wrote: Some where I have a micro of the Three Little Witches putting Cody in a Smokey the Bare (Or bare if you perfer) outfit.

or bear?

-facepalm-
-peeks at Rose Bunny's Avatar- Don't give me that look, it was an honest mistake.

I give you the look!

"Petshop. The aphrodisiac frogs were a bad idea. The invisible bunnies were a bad idea. The Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus was a bad idea. Combing them all into an invisible, aphrodisiac octopus? Priceless."

you shall do no such thing with bunnies!!!

Cryptic wrote: Some where I have a micro of the Three Little Witches putting Cody in a Smokey the Bare (Or bare if you perfer) outfit.

I remember that one. But I don't think it was revealed who did it. Nore do I think it was just a micro.
I didn't get that it was smoky until later. Somehow I thought it was berinstine bear at first.

Trick Jerico into wearing a set of electronic contact lenses that makes his eyes look normal. Have the image change to hello kitty later.

See if magic can be used to make meds work on regenerations.

Develop dedicated anti wondercute weapon systems.
Tommyguns that shoot pie.
Rocket launcher that shoots exploding stuffed animals.
Super soakers that shoots paint.
Have the pies and paint loaded with contact devisor/magic enhanced sedatives.
Make horror/zomby Hello kitty plushys and clothes.
Like this or worse. http://kampfer.wikia.com/wiki/Messengers

NJM1564 wrote: Trick Jerico into wearing a set of electronic contact lenses that makes his eyes look normal. Have the image change to hello kitty later.

Rose Bunny wrote: you shall do no such thing with bunnies!!!

They're invisible, so how would you know?

Maybe what you thought were hybrid mutant octopus bunnies were just the product of another of Beltane's hallucinogen/sedative- laced pies?

A mutated mutant-targeting superflu hits the campus at the same time as a blizzard and a voodoo-were attack. Chou and Tatanka take command of the resistance.

Rose Bunny wrote: A mutated mutant-targeting superflu hits the campus at the same time as a blizzard and a voodoo-were attack. Chou and Tatanka take command of the resistance.

Most of the Security personnel are non-mutants, and Eldritch has already made helmet visors to be used in screening out the voodoo-were badness.

Then there are folks like Fey, Tennyo, or Shroud, who might be sufficiently unrelated to humans for the pathogen to not jump species (For fae students, YMMV, as some could produce offspring with humans), and who are also not completely incapacitated by exposure to Mythos stuff.

null0trooper wrote:

Rose Bunny wrote: A mutated mutant-targeting superflu hits the campus at the same time as a blizzard and a voodoo-were attack. Chou and Tatanka take command of the resistance.

Most of the Security personnel are non-mutants, and Eldritch has already made helmet visors to be used in screening out the voodoo-were badness.

Then there are folks like Fey, Tennyo, or Shroud, who might be sufficiently unrelated to humans for the pathogen to not jump species (For fae students, YMMV, as some could produce offspring with humans), and who are also not completely incapacitated by exposure to Mythos stuff.

Eldritch is definitely not human, Razor and Jimmy T and some of the other high level Regens may not human enough either. Heckel and Jeckel are mutants, but the other Dragonslayers aren't. The Drow may not be human enough either, although Jobe presumably made them genetically compatible with humans.

Well, yeah, it'd be a super-flu, so who can say if the fae would be hit. and yes, most of Security is made up of baseline humans. But with 600+ students, even if the fae weren't hit, that'd leave very few students free. There are only about 12 or so fae, 2 or 3 baselines. you lose most of your healers ( though not all), so triage would take up a lot of people. You might have people such Ito or Delarose having to step in to assist staffing other areas of the school functions.

Pounce in mountain lion form may be fine, as well as some of the high level shifters, high level exemplars also might be resistant, particularly if they have regen, such as Ribbon, they might catch it and carry it, but if the BIT and regen are capable of fighting it fast enough, they might not experience symptoms.

maybe, maybe not. But everyone stares at Jobe. " I didn't make this... * sneeze* Really it's not * haaaaaack* my fault!*

Tsiphone, Succubus, Adore, Demona, Darqueheart form a training team called "The Horny Girls", their Faculty advisor is Imp.

Rose Bunny wrote: maybe, maybe not. But everyone stares at Jobe. " I didn't make this... * sneeze* Really it's not * haaaaaack* my fault!*

But Jobe would spend most of the time badmouthing its genetic structure as inferior and uninspired.

Noticing a growing problem on campus, Mrs. Carson finally agrees to a request that had been floating among her staff and calls an assembly for the late afternoon, but before dinner.

The drama club performs a series of vignettes about the dangers of drugs to the Dylans annoyance, bullying, peer pressure, and the effects of alcohol on those without regen abilities.

'Shine, from...remarkably good seating (suspiciously so if he was a little more aware of his surroundings), finds himself drawn in by the earnest and emotional performance of the drama club that managed to elevate the corny material and agrees to stop trading his booze to other students.

...on school nights.

Rose Bunny wrote: Tsiphone, Succubus, Adore, Demona, Darqueheart form a training team called "The Horny Girls", their Faculty advisor is Imp.

They then live in detention from all the hurt they are forced to put on the school Romeos and pick-up artists as they just cannot get them to desists in any other way.

Rig Razerbacks vodor to sound like a Vocaloid. Seriously why is it sounding like Steven Hawking? We can do better.

NJM1564 wrote: Rig Razerbacks vodor to sound like a Vocaloid. Seriously why is it sounding like Steven Hawking? We can do better.

Previous vodors hurt Razors ears and made him irritable enough to crush them. The current one doesn't. So that's probably the best voice they could achieve that wouldn't set him off.
However making him sound like a Japanese teenage girl would be awesome.

I'd had the impression that the problem wasn't the voice per se, but the harmonics being produced as part of the voices used. If Jack's hearing extends well outside the 20-20k Hz range humans can normally hear (and exercise good quality control for), then what he hears might be that bad.

null0trooper wrote: I'd had the impression that the problem wasn't the voice per se, but the harmonics being produced as part of the voices used. If Jack's hearing extends well outside the 20-20k Hz range humans can normally hear (and exercise good quality control for), then what he hears might be that bad.

I think it was more the ultra high pitched vibrations (whine) produced by the electronics he was hearing. Not the voice it had.

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskElectronics/comments/2l1f9p/what_makes_solidstate_electronics_emit_a/

I had a wristwatch that did that every time the light was pushed. I rather liked that sound. But with RBs hearing all sorts of things might be heard.

freefall.purrsia.com/ff1100/fv01086.htm


Edit: I remember the idea I had about Razerback and feathers. Then I thought that it would be funny to make a fuzzy animal suit/onesy for razerback to mess with Wondercute. So at first I thought it should be a bear. Then bunny. Then the Rabbit of Caerbannog.
So Razerback wearing what looks like a giant rabbit skin. Untanned and bloody.

I am so working this into a story some how:


For some reason I love the Human/Stitch hybrid look.

Chindogu Devisor

Abbie meets Team Awesome!, and decide that an all out prank war must be declared.

Abbie and Team Awesome! vs Beltane, Jade, and Thorn, vs Jericho and his Irregulars vs Imp, Melissa, Trixie, and Monkeywrench vs the New Olympians.

They wait until Carson is off-site, and bribe Hartford to look the other way.

Teri officiates.

Edit: or swap Imp and Teri. Imp is supposed to be an adult, now, right?

Hurt feelings and bystanders' damaged personal belongings will be covered by the Roulette Bake Sale.

Tink Teri dyes herself green and follows Absinthe around.
Teri gets a "Christmas Elf" outfit and joins Trixie, Dixie, and Brunhilda.

Teri wonders into Sara's room. Finds out it's lonely. Offers to invite others in to play.
Teri gets stuck in a washing machine. Enjoys it a little to much.
Teri falls asleep in someones underwear drawer. Doesn't wake up until someone puts on the pare she fell asleep in. Turns out to be a nightmare. Or was it.
Teri falls into some plasty dip. Winds up on someones shelf for a while.
Teri reacts oddly to seeing Ayla naked.

Letting this guy anywhere near food.

When this topic shows up at the bottom of the page for me, the picture is always chibi-girl with the chest-burster now.

ok, and Teri as Tinkerbell in the Whateley drama club presentation of Peter Pan.

Rose Bunny wrote: When this topic shows up at the bottom of the page for me, the picture is always chibi-girl with the chest-burster now.

ok, and Teri as Tinkerbell in the Whateley drama club presentation of Peter Pan.

I get the same picture.

And Teri would want to play Peter Pan, he has the better lines.

Domoviye wrote:

Rose Bunny wrote: When this topic shows up at the bottom of the page for me, the picture is always chibi-girl with the chest-burster now.

ok, and Teri as Tinkerbell in the Whateley drama club presentation of Peter Pan.

I get the same picture.

And Teri would want to play Peter Pan, he has the better lines.

"*** *** *** ***!"
"What's that, Tink? Timmy fell down the well and broke his leg?"
"!"
"You get the rope; I'll get the barbecue sauce!"

Tiff takes Tia to the Anime and gaming club meeting dressed as Fran, from Final Fantasy XII.

Domoviye wrote:

Rose Bunny wrote: When this topic shows up at the bottom of the page for me, the picture is always chibi-girl with the chest-burster now.

ok, and Teri as Tinkerbell in the Whateley drama club presentation of Peter Pan.

I get the same picture.

And Teri would want to play Peter Pan, he has the better lines.

Nah Tink as Hook, Razerback as Tinkerbell, and Counterpoint as Peter Pan.

Remind Tink of... Hay Listen!!!

Let Tink get near any of the stored away shoulder angels.

null0trooper wrote:

Domoviye wrote:

Rose Bunny wrote: When this topic shows up at the bottom of the page for me, the picture is always chibi-girl with the chest-burster now.

ok, and Teri as Tinkerbell in the Whateley drama club presentation of Peter Pan.

I get the same picture.

And Teri would want to play Peter Pan, he has the better lines.

"*** *** *** ***!"
"What's that, Tink? Timmy fell down the well and broke his leg?"
"!"
"You get the rope; I'll get the barbecue sauce!"

Teri: Yay! We're eating meat tonight!

Domoviye wrote:

null0trooper wrote:

Domoviye wrote:

Rose Bunny wrote: When this topic shows up at the bottom of the page for me, the picture is always chibi-girl with the chest-burster now.

ok, and Teri as Tinkerbell in the Whateley drama club presentation of Peter Pan.

I get the same picture.

And Teri would want to play Peter Pan, he has the better lines.

"*** *** *** ***!"
"What's that, Tink? Timmy fell down the well and broke his leg?"
"!"
"You get the rope; I'll get the barbecue sauce!"

Teri: Yay! We're eating meat tonight!

(laughs in orc)

Finally the whatlyverse has crossed over into the real world.



And for the love of god never let Jade or her writer see this.


Rig a sim run for the speedsters using a bullet hell (Touhou) as a biases.

NJM1564 wrote: Finally the whatlyverse has crossed over into the real world.

And for the love of god never let Jade or her writer see this.


Rig a sim run for the speedsters using a bullet hell (Touhou) as a biases.

I prefer the worlds largest Nerf blaster. Sadly I don't have a link on hand for it

Cryptic wrote:

NJM1564 wrote: Finally the whatlyverse has crossed over into the real world.

And for the love of god never let Jade or her writer see this.


Rig a sim run for the speedsters using a bullet hell (Touhou) as a biases.

I prefer the worlds largest Nerf blaster. Sadly I don't have a link on hand for it

Made by the same guy. Even referenced in the video.

Jade sparing Absinthe to get some "inspiration" A pixie full of "inspiration"

mhalpern wrote: Jade sparing Absinthe to get some "inspiration" A pixie full of "inspiration"

Have I suggested Tink Glomping her special faerie yet.

NJM1564 wrote:

mhalpern wrote: Jade sparing Absinthe to get some "inspiration" A pixie full of "inspiration"

Have I suggested Tink Glomping her special faerie yet.

I think so

Worse yet, Tink asking out one of the fairies, and going out on a date with it, as Gwen remote controls it.

I'd be more worried about Teri infiltrating Abbie's "flock," only to find out as well that "some of these are not like the others," and "going native."

'Shine is assigned detention in Hawthorne... doing maintenance to Fubar's filtering system (hey, he's good with pipes, isn't he?). When dealing with the snot caught in the filters, he ends up with something that somehow turns the snot into vodka. Picture a permanently-drunk Fubar...

Worse

Sir Lee wrote: 'Shine is assigned detention in Hawthorne... doing maintenance to Fubar's filtering system (hey, he's good with pipes, isn't he?). When dealing with the snot caught in the filters, he ends up with something that somehow turns the snot into vodka. Picture a permanently-drunk Fubar...

Not safe for anyone. everyone would get drunk second hand

Teri discovering a set of the shoulder angels and awakens an unreleased devisor nature. Dricks out and hunts down all the dormant ones and "fixes" them into fully autonomous shoulder faeries powers them with an unholy mix of Absinthe's glamor and Shines worst.

Someone decides "Hey, we should try to steal Malachim’s Feather from Fey, because if even a tiny bit of mithril is worth a lot, imagine how much a whole sword made out of it would sell for."

After getting over the initial trauma, Kayda doesn't think Danica is adapting well to being stuck, and mentions it to Debra.

Debra calls Ros and Angel to give them the good news.

Petshop thinks that actual 'buffalo wings' need to be a thing.

Someone spikes the food, all the food, with the boob growth serum that Jobe isolated.
Jade was one of the few uninfected.

NJM1564 wrote: Someone spikes the food, all the food, with the boob growth serum that Jobe isolated.
Jade was one of the few uninfected.

oh poor Loophole... someone get the wheelbarrow.

Rose Bunny wrote:

NJM1564 wrote: Someone spikes the food, all the food, with the boob growth serum that Jobe isolated.
Jade was one of the few uninfected.

oh poor Loophole... someone get the wheelbarrow.

Didn't think about that. I wonder how it would effect her grisly form... I think I read that webcomic.

forget about her bear form, as someone who is roughly the same size as she is, the regular size is inconvenient enough, much less augmented....

NJM1564 wrote:

Rose Bunny wrote:

NJM1564 wrote: Someone spikes the food, all the food, with the boob growth serum that Jobe isolated.
Jade was one of the few uninfected.

oh poor Loophole... someone get the wheelbarrow.

Didn't think about that. I wonder how it would effect her grisly form... I think I read that webcomic.

As odd as it is to reply to ones own post I managed to find this. Not exactly a bear but...


And this is the safe for work version.

Ah, Peter is the wolf...

Rose Bunny wrote:

NJM1564 wrote: Someone spikes the food, all the food, with the boob growth serum that Jobe isolated.
Jade was one of the few uninfected.

oh poor Loophole... someone get the wheelbarrow.

Loophole? What about Attributes ?

Sir Lee wrote:

Rose Bunny wrote:

NJM1564 wrote: Someone spikes the food, all the food, with the boob growth serum that Jobe isolated.
Jade was one of the few uninfected.

oh poor Loophole... someone get the wheelbarrow.

Loophole? What about Attributes ?

reminds me of The Mighty Endowed.

Katssun wrote: I'd be more worried about Teri infiltrating Abbie's "flock," only to find out as well that "some of these are not like the others," and "going native."

On the old forum I had a micro story about that.
She started crying about killing her fairy sister and then broke the fourth wall.

Domoviye wrote: On the old forum I had a micro story about that.
She started crying about killing her fairy sister and then broke the fourth wall.

We need more 4^th-wall breakage in the microscenes.

Angeldude wrote:

Domoviye wrote: On the old forum I had a micro story about that.
She started crying about killing her fairy sister and then broke the fourth wall.

We need more 4^th-wall breakage in the microscenes.

We need 4th wall breaking in the main series. It could work. Everyone else could just ride it off as a delusion. Or someone being screwy.

A army of Jade bots who's control clusters are connected by micro wormholes could work. A single J team member could control hundreds if not thousands this way.

Have Jade make animations on paper by manipulating droplets of ink? That could be fun. Or she could do one girl puppet shows. Or oven better/worse a one girl band.

Have jade posses an animal or plant. Or better yet the pluming. Whahaha.

Domoviye wrote:

Katssun wrote: I'd be more worried about Teri infiltrating Abbie's "flock," only to find out as well that "some of these are not like the others," and "going native."

On the old forum I had a micro story about that.
She started crying about killing her fairy sister and then broke the fourth wall.

I also assumed that the fairies would find Teri equally exhausting, and return Teri in a used purse, which would turn out to be one of Carson's from 30 years ago.

Rose Bunny wrote: Petshop thinks that actual 'buffalo wings' need to be a thing.

Does that mean Mr T's spirit form would morph to include wing?

And EWWW, pigeons are bad enough, but air dropped bison chips? Hmm Kayda would have an air attack then.

I just got a Sharkicon toy , and I'm thinking someone in one of my stories is gonna have a version of it as their VI/robot buddy. Maybe a horde of them...

Weaponizing Tribbles during the Kobyashi Maru scenario.

Cryptic wrote:

Rose Bunny wrote: Petshop thinks that actual 'buffalo wings' need to be a thing.

Does that mean Mr T's spirit form would morph to include wing?

And EWWW, pigeons are bad enough, but air dropped bison chips? Hmm Kayda would have an air attack then.

Now I want to see Kayda riding around on a flying Tatanka. And then Petshop provides her with a herd of tiny flying bison to accompany them...

Arcanist Lupus wrote:

Cryptic wrote:

Rose Bunny wrote: Petshop thinks that actual 'buffalo wings' need to be a thing.

Does that mean Mr T's spirit form would morph to include wing?

And EWWW, pigeons are bad enough, but air dropped bison chips? Hmm Kayda would have an air attack then.

Now I want to see Kayda riding around on a flying Tatanka. And then Petshop provides her with a herd of tiny flying bison to accompany them...

Add a bunch of J team powered stuffed ones and some robot ones and she could have an entire army.

NJM1564 wrote: Someone spikes the food, all the food, with the boob growth serum that Jobe isolated.
Jade was one of the few uninfected.

Jadis is also one of the few uninfected, Ayla gets a double dose.

Valentine wrote:

NJM1564 wrote: Someone spikes the food, all the food, with the boob growth serum that Jobe isolated.
Jade was one of the few uninfected.

Jadis is also one of the few uninfected, Ayla gets a double dose.

Ayla should be already immune. As he had the antidote and has regen.

And a lot of wincing as Alyss and the other girls that are way too young (Physically, at least) to have them start sporting the DD's and higher.

Lets make a list of cute names for Razerback.
Pet-a-sorus.
Nibaler.
Sword swallower. (No ones using those swords any more.)
Most disarming one. (No one is using those anymore ether. (dis-arm-ing))
Cuddles.
Ass breaker. (No no not like that, perv. Jerico should have worn a saddle before using him as a jousting mount. Or at least learned to ride.)
Spiky head.
Awsom-saurus.
Honorary emergency transport of team awesome.
Prankmonster plus.
Eater of things.
Master of the tongue. (Rumor was this title was granted to him by the Venus Inc.)
Best kisser with out lips. (")
Monster ball champion. (As both the player and ball.)
Most likely to eat someone.
Most likely to have ate someone.
Overlord of the twerk.
Tink's catapult.




Anyone else think that Tink would make a fine member of the outcasts.

NJM1564 wrote: Anyone else think that Tink would make a fine member of the outcasts.

I think that letting Tink spend any amount of time near Caitlyn is a good way to get her locked in a jar and buried six feet underground, but other than that...

The Mr. ( and Miss) GSD pageant.

Rose Bunny wrote: The Mr. ( and Miss) GSD pageant.

Yeah, this is a bad idea. there really isn't any self affirming way for the contestants to feel about this.

To even be in the competition, they basically have to be ostracised from the "pretties". Then either they're winning because their bodies conform to some sort of fetisher's dream girl or they are loosing because they don't conform to some sort of fetisher's dream girl. Yeah, pick you psychosis there

Phoenix Spiritus wrote:

Rose Bunny wrote: The Mr. ( and Miss) GSD pageant.

Yeah, this is a bad idea. there really isn't any self affirming way for the contestants to feel about this.

To even be in the competition, they basically have to be ostracised from the "pretties". Then either they're winning because their bodies conform to some sort of fetisher's dream girl or they are loosing because they don't conform to some sort of fetisher's dream girl. Yeah, pick you psychosis there

Is that a problem just for GSD pageants, or beauty pageants in general?

NJM1564 wrote: Lets make a list of cute names for Razorback.
Most likely to eat someone.
Most likely to have ate someone.

I think Jimmy T is still considered "Most Likely To..." in these categories.

Actually Jimmy did eat some one already. So i don't think catagory needs to apply.

Vox getting detention for yelling at Wondercute and the Little Witches for following her around asking her to sing Disney songs.
(Just be glad that Frozen wasn't released until 2013.)