Question The Bad Ideas thread

Harry Potter Lovecraft.

Valentine wrote: Harry Potter Lovecraft.

might be a more interesting read.

Even if it does not go into Mythos territory, it might still be an interesting read. "Harry Potter Love Craft." I wonder how Sex Ed in Hogwarts goes?
Topics:
- How to use Transfiguration to enhance your love life.
- Potions to keep you going and going and going.
- Sex under Wingardium Leviosa: rewarding, but dangerous.
- Long-distance sex via Patronus
- The dangers of buying bootleg Polyjuice Potion allegedly patterned after Playwitch centerfolds

...come to think of it... Luna might be REALLY good in the sack. As in "Love... Good."

Sir Lee wrote: I wonder how Sex Ed in Hogwarts goes?

I haven't actually read most of these, but:
www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments...sex_education_class/

Valentine wrote: Harry Potter Lovecraft.

Also known as the life and times of Sara.

Demona gets paired with a training team that mimics The Pack.

Kristin Darken wrote: Obviously, you can't run around with 8 feet of water around you.

Challenge accepted...

No muse I am not making or giving mouse forms to Jess just cause the original pic got melded with a similar pic that used a mouse instead of a human in your idea melting pot. maybe i'll give you a mouse what ever if you are good.

still having a hard time typing, but can write long hand with little issue. go fig.

rodent based avatar vs a naga or other predator themed mutant

Makes sense. Longhand is a lot simpler than typing since it only requires simple movements from a few fingers and your arm, mostly all working together. Typing is more like playing a piano since all eight fingers and both thumbs are involved independently, and with relatively tight timing. It's pretty impressive for something that we basically treat as a mundane skill that everybody is expected to do.

Kettlekorn wrote: Makes sense. Longhand is a lot simpler than typing since it only requires simple movements from a few fingers and your arm, mostly all working together. Typing is more like playing a piano since all eight fingers and both thumbs are involved independently, and with relatively tight timing. It's pretty impressive for something that we basically treat as a mundane skill that everybody is expected to do.

Meh, you can hunt and peck. I don't quite do that but it is close. Use about four fingers generally. Though I can, somewhat, touch type...

Yeah, multi-finger pecking is what I did up until high school. Converting to touch-typing was a painful three months (literally; damned cramps), but so worth it given how much writing I do nowadays. Plus it's super nice to be able to decouple my eyes from the typing so that I can keep going while looking at reference material or equations or whatever. Hunting and pecking would make programming pretty painful.

What I do is a modified touch. That is that I actually don't put my hands on the keyboard to type but sort of hover them over the home keys and then move them about a little so as to hit the keys I'm trying to hit. I don't type quickly or accurately but I do get it done!

it's the font size i'm having problems with as my eyes aren't focusing up close to well/fast. 12 point font is readable but taxing. my hand writing is a natural 20 something font size.

Woot! I figured out why D from my Changeling story looks like a drow; when th Sundering hiappened there was enough bled through along the Was to f up the colonies sun making it rather toxic to life.(the bad idea is not leaving)
I have to reread/listen to the book I got the idea from to ay exactly whats going on, and I'm gonna need to do a re write.

Probably not a bad idea, but a training team made up of Team Awesome, Jade, and Alyss. I don't think anyone would want to face them.

And now the team that everyone on campus fears above all!
What is interesting is that if you look at TK they are a team of heavy hitters, none of them is particularly weak. Indeed, there is Hank who is a tank or brick, and Ayla another brick, then Chaka, who while she isn't a brick she is probably the best martial artist on campus, indeed if I were to make a guess if Ares would get over himself he'd know he was either there to teach her of learn from her, probably a little of both. Then there is Billy, another flying brick and probably some fragment of the Star Stalker, who knows just what she can do, but she may well be the most dangerous member of the team, though that is questionable. After Billy you have Jade, now to the outsider Jade seems to be the odd girl out among all the bricks on the team, but really she is possibly more dangerous than Billy as far as the amount of damage she can inflict and take. Then you have the premier spell slinger possibly the most powerful of wizards or sorceresses born in the last thousand years. Now Circe is older, and has had time to learn the absolute limits of her power and gain all sorts of dirty tricks she knows how to do... but for sheer access to power Niki is probably the more powerful, and when she was channeling Aung, she was unbelievably like a force of nature...
So a team featuring Jade and team Awesome? Scary scary stuff!!

Valentine wrote: Probably not a bad idea, but a training team made up of Team Awesome, Jade, and Alyss. I don't think anyone would want to face them.

And Wondercute!

Give Jerico a pare of googly eye contact lenses.

Anne wrote: And now the team that everyone on campus fears above all!
What is interesting is that if you look at TK they are a team of heavy hitters, none of them is particularly weak. Indeed, there is Hank who is a tank or brick, and Ayla another brick, then Chaka, who while she isn't a brick she is probably the best martial artist on campus, indeed if I were to make a guess if Ares would get over himself he'd know he was either there to teach her of learn from her, probably a little of both. Then there is Billy, another flying brick and probably some fragment of the Star Stalker, who knows just what she can do, but she may well be the most dangerous member of the team, though that is questionable. After Billy you have Jade, now to the outsider Jade seems to be the odd girl out among all the bricks on the team, but really she is possibly more dangerous than Billy as far as the amount of damage she can inflict and take. Then you have the premier spell slinger possibly the most powerful of wizards or sorceresses born in the last thousand years. Now Circe is older, and has had time to learn the absolute limits of her power and gain all sorts of dirty tricks she knows how to do... but for sheer access to power Niki is probably the more powerful, and when she was channeling Aung, she was unbelievably like a force of nature...
So a team featuring Jade and team Awesome? Scary scary stuff!!

On TK there is also the fact that Ayla is a brick that uses lots of high end holdouts

Being in a ten mile radius of a complete Mahren family reunion, including the sperm donor, worse idea showing any bit of pitty for said sperm donor.

mhalpern wrote: Being in a ten mile radius of a complete Mahren family reunion, including the sperm donor, worse idea showing any bit of pitty for said sperm donor.

Yeash! We all come up with some world ending bad ideas. Just allowing a Mahern family reunion is probably akin to encouraging the apocalypse!

NJM1564 wrote: Give Jerico a pare of googly eye contact lenses.

Metro: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Kew: We'd need some high-resolution motion capture?

Metro: NASA had some useful image deconvolution code the last time I checked.

Kew: Depending on light sources, maybe some real-time interferometry...

Metro: So hackable.

Kew: So happening.

An idea that's not only bad, but impossible because some characters are Gen1 and some are Gen2...

Combat team: Disney Princesses
Membership (after Jade somehow brainwashes people into changing their codenames and going for this):
- Glyph, aka "Snow White"
- Cinderella
- Tink, aka "Tinkerbell" (hey, she WAS a member of the official Princess lineup, for a short while)
- Sylene, aka "Ariel"
- Jadis Diabolik, aka "Belle"
- Kayda Franks, aka "Pocahontas"
- Chou Lee, aka "Mulan"
- Rapunzel
- Elaine Nalley, aka "Merida"
(ordered by movie release year)

(Still thinking about who could be Aurora, Jasmine and Tiana...)

Sir Lee wrote: (Still thinking about who could be Aurora, Jasmine and Tiana...)

Aurora: Solange
Jasmine: Lightweight
Tiana: Vox

trying to work a good workshop 'accident' into one of my stories. said 'accident' would result in the fusion of two kids, some spare parts and a hamster. powers and the parts allow them to live.

Cryptic wrote: trying to work a good workshop 'accident' into one of my stories. said 'accident' would result in the fusion of two kids, some spare parts and a hamster. powers and the parts allow them to live.

This is why the hamster cage and the Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Demodulator should be clearly and obviously labelled when working in the teleportation laboratory.

How the hamster mind is coping with toggling between the kid bodies as the kids take turns driving the hamster body could make for some interesting reading.

Cryptic wrote: trying to work a good workshop 'accident' into one of my stories. said 'accident' would result in the fusion of two kids, some spare parts and a hamster. powers and the parts allow them to live.

Try a Star Trek type transporter accident. I'm doing something with it, but I'm taking it in a completely different direction.

And when you think about it, transporting people by disassembling them and reassembling them AT DISTANCE, is one of the DUMBEST ideas I've ever heard!

Bek D Corbin wrote:

Cryptic wrote: trying to work a good workshop 'accident' into one of my stories. said 'accident' would result in the fusion of two kids, some spare parts and a hamster. powers and the parts allow them to live.

Try a Star Trek type transporter accident. I'm doing something with it, but I'm taking it in a completely different direction.

And when you think about it, transporting people by disassembling them and reassembling them AT DISTANCE, is one of the DUMBEST ideas I've ever heard!

Attempting to recreate the fury twins ability's might also be a possibility. I don't know what good doing something like that would be or what anyone would be trying to blend together but it would be interesting. Maybe trying to make a cyborg hamster. Or a Eggman bot.

Or eggplant bots: for everyone!

A changeling with an Edna Mode BIT....

mhalpern wrote: A changeling with an Edna Mode BIT....

Can she share Jericos fashion since?

Moneywrench and Razorback running around campus together annoying Phase.

Valentine wrote: Moneywrench and Razorback running around campus together annoying Phase.

They might prank Phase, if they thought that he would take it in good humor. But I don't see them making a huge habit of that. Now Nephandus? Oh yeah, I can see them getting down right serious about annoying him. Any bully that makes it past Team Awesome... Well, this year the bully busters are a totally different set aren't they?
Wonders when TWFKAH will have a run in with that buzz saw!

I'm sure it has been done, but...

Super Solderer. He can solder any circuit board, or pipe joint in an instant.

Don't forget Super Solider!

Son of Medusa! (You don't want to see the pictorial proof! Though some say it's truly Angelic!)

The Hero who makes Everyone More Dense!

If Super Solider is son of Medusa... does that means he has a Pegasus form?

Sir Lee wrote: If Super Solider is son of Medusa... does that means he has a Pegasus form?

The better to hide from the paparazzi!

debating if I wanna add it or not: a sib for Kra who goes animan afer their ivllage is destroyed and s/he injured. very tempted to have the sib say something like "Just make me female, I'e gotten used to peeing sitting down."

A boy named Sue. not sure if they are pure m2f or a flipped Phase.

Cryptic wrote: A boy named Sue. not sure if they are pure m2f or a flipped Phase.

Done that already, not me but someone else published Dance of the Suzie Q Fairy which addresses that concept! Wait 'til I get done with poor ol' Speakeasy, He's about to lose his mind, and he has gained already a large member and gonads, what else do you suppose Gothmag might add or subtract from him? Do you think I do a fair job of being a vengeful god?

Anne wrote:

Cryptic wrote: what else do you suppose Gothmag might add or subtract from him? Do you think I do a fair job of being a vengeful god?

Something perverted below. Be forewarned.

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I think I saw a pic of a womanly part where a mouth was supposed to be. That could be... something.

NJM1564 wrote:

Anne wrote:

Cryptic wrote: what else do you suppose Gothmag might add or subtract from him? Do you think I do a fair job of being a vengeful god?

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I think I saw a pic of a womanly part where a mouth was supposed to be. That could be... something.

I hadn't considered that! Hmm some of you definitely have ideas that Gothmag might consider. He, or at least a splinter is investigating the tunnels at Whateley as a cat... Wonders if he ever impersonated Basomath (not sure of Egyptian cat goddess name spelling) or other cat gods(esses)

IF Gothmog impersonated Bast, then She might get ticked off, and Miyet would have all that much more of a difficult time .

someone will be getting inmy stories a jager themed powerarmor. the char might be a size warper to boot.

teamed with a gen2 version of Kaiju who got their form from Rim rather Godzillla.

I ended up crash in front of the tv after Easter Lunch and there was a Northwards Law marathon on Animal Planet, one of the epps featured the Jericho ATV rally which is apparently close to the real Berlin NH. I could see Gear-heads attending....

Cryptic wrote: someone will be getting inmy stories a jager themed powerarmor

Which kind of Jager?
This?
www.pacificrimmovie.com
This?
girlgenius.wikia.com/wiki/J%C3%A4germonster
Or this?
www.jaeger.co.uk/
Or even this?
www.jaeger-lecoultre.com
Hopefully not this:
www.jagermeister.com/

Sir Lee wrote:

Cryptic wrote: someone will be getting inmy stories a jager themed powerarmor

Which kind of Jager?
This?
www.pacificrimmovie.com
This?
girlgenius.wikia.com/wiki/J%C3%A4germonster
Or this?
www.jaeger.co.uk/
Or even this?
www.jaeger-lecoultre.com
Hopefully not this:
www.jagermeister.com/

Fool, clearly what was meant was a nightmarish fusion of all of the above. Is it wrong that I can actually see that, and like it?

NJM1564 wrote:

Sir Lee wrote:

Cryptic wrote: someone will be getting inmy stories a jager themed powerarmor

Which kind of Jager?
This?
www.pacificrimmovie.com
This?
girlgenius.wikia.com/wiki/J%C3%A4germonster
Or this?
www.jaeger.co.uk/
Or even this?
www.jaeger-lecoultre.com
Hopefully not this:
www.jagermeister.com/

Fool, clearly what was meant was a nightmarish fusion of all of the above. Is it wrong that I can actually see that, and like it?

Only if it doesn't have a nize hat!

he first type, though the iGrl Genius type may show up as Practical likes web comics as well as mecha syfy movies.

... and now the mad girl wants in magic classes to see if she can make non tech "props"

null0trooper wrote:

NJM1564 wrote:

Sir Lee wrote:

Cryptic wrote: someone will be getting inmy stories a jager themed powerarmor

Which kind of Jager?
This?
www.pacificrimmovie.com
This?
girlgenius.wikia.com/wiki/J%C3%A4germonster
Or this?
www.jaeger.co.uk/
Or even this?
www.jaeger-lecoultre.com
Hopefully not this:
www.jagermeister.com/

Fool, clearly what was meant was a nightmarish fusion of all of the above. Is it wrong that I can actually see that, and like it?

Only if it doesn't have a nize hat!

Or coarse it has a hat. It looks just like a steam punk robot Razerback whereing a Winslow costume.

I'm just sad that we didn't get a Gen 2 Bugs meets Tia story for Easter. One with lots of "squeeeeeee! cute!", "I gotta tell the rest of the old Wondercute gang about you", and plenty of exploding egg holdouts for Tia... and maybe a ray gun of some sort that looks like a carrot.

-face palm- I need to just stop watching tv when I have Practical, my story's devisor, on my mind. her name comes from practical effect/stunt meaning a movie effect they do for real, not cgi. most of her stuff is copyright infringement material, and now she wants to play in the chem lab and make tmnt stye (or a close fatimally) ooze.

^ Wait... It's mutagenic?? ... ... Hmm... No, not gonna spawn my characters as Dev Plants + Muta Goo... The parental stuff is just too messy.

I'd link to my insperational pics for how the pons in my stories look but most are nsfw. furaffinity makes my inner child cry.
Anyway Twilight Sparkle (pony form) + Twilight (Equestria girl form) + Hyena (cyborg form) = Nightmare time...

Malady wrote: ^ Wait... It's mutagenic?? ... ... Hmm... No, not gonna spawn my characters as Dev Plants + Muta Goo... The parental stuff is just too messy.

I was thinking of doing dr maccabe stye; it puts a spirit into you.

Oh! Petshop or Jobe made critters as the animal generics that are added.

Re-directing from another topic:

JohnBobMead wrote:

Sir Lee wrote: Yeah, welcome back. And I DID notice the Wiki edits... in fact, I was this close to reverting an edit (the Alcolyte -> Acolyte fix) when I thought, "no, he's too experienced an editor to commit such a basic error." So I double-checked... and it turned out that my copy of the story was wrong (apparently a typo which had been fixed in the canon story, but my copy retained the typo).

I have to admit, I hadn't checked to see which story it was from. I was going through the list of red links, and saw that there were three links to Alcolyte, and three links to Acolyte, and said to myself, I said, "Gosh, that has to be the same person!", and went with the normal spelling without further investigation beyond looking at the pages the links originated from to confirm that it really was the same individual.

I'm now interested in seeing a new character, code-named "Alcoholyte"

null0trooper wrote: Re-directing from another topic:

JohnBobMead wrote:

Sir Lee wrote: Yeah, welcome back. And I DID notice the Wiki edits... in fact, I was this close to reverting an edit (the Alcolyte -> Acolyte fix) when I thought, "no, he's too experienced an editor to commit such a basic error." So I double-checked... and it turned out that my copy of the story was wrong (apparently a typo which had been fixed in the canon story, but my copy retained the typo).

I have to admit, I hadn't checked to see which story it was from. I was going through the list of red links, and saw that there were three links to Alcolyte, and three links to Acolyte, and said to myself, I said, "Gosh, that has to be the same person!", and went with the normal spelling without further investigation beyond looking at the pages the links originated from to confirm that it really was the same individual.

I'm now interested in seeing a new character, code-named "Alcoholyte"

Alcohol manifestor? And not all of them are the drinkable kind, either?

Malady wrote:

null0trooper wrote: Re-directing from another topic:

JohnBobMead wrote:

Sir Lee wrote: Yeah, welcome back. And I DID notice the Wiki edits... in fact, I was this close to reverting an edit (the Alcolyte -> Acolyte fix) when I thought, "no, he's too experienced an editor to commit such a basic error." So I double-checked... and it turned out that my copy of the story was wrong (apparently a typo which had been fixed in the canon story, but my copy retained the typo).

I have to admit, I hadn't checked to see which story it was from. I was going through the list of red links, and saw that there were three links to Alcolyte, and three links to Acolyte, and said to myself, I said, "Gosh, that has to be the same person!", and went with the normal spelling without further investigation beyond looking at the pages the links originated from to confirm that it really was the same individual.

I'm now interested in seeing a new character, code-named "Alcoholyte"

Alcohol manifestor? And not all of them are the drinkable kind, either?

'Shine's minion.

Valentine wrote:

Malady wrote:

null0trooper wrote: Re-directing from another topic:

JohnBobMead wrote:

Sir Lee wrote: Yeah, welcome back. And I DID notice the Wiki edits... in fact, I was this close to reverting an edit (the Alcolyte -> Acolyte fix) when I thought, "no, he's too experienced an editor to commit such a basic error." So I double-checked... and it turned out that my copy of the story was wrong (apparently a typo which had been fixed in the canon story, but my copy retained the typo).

I have to admit, I hadn't checked to see which story it was from. I was going through the list of red links, and saw that there were three links to Alcolyte, and three links to Acolyte, and said to myself, I said, "Gosh, that has to be the same person!", and went with the normal spelling without further investigation beyond looking at the pages the links originated from to confirm that it really was the same individual.

I'm now interested in seeing a new character, code-named "Alcoholyte"

Alcohol manifestor? And not all of them are the drinkable kind, either?

'Shine's minion.

Guy, or girl? ... It just sounds more girl to me, anyone else feel the same?

... How many girls are named after alcohols / wines / spirits? Absinthe, Brandywine (Brandy), etc?

Hmm... Green, Purple... So, this girl would be Orange?

Hm. Depending on the lighting, Mage's Fire can be anywhere between blue and violet. Flammable too, if you use Everclear for the vodka.

Maybe the Alcoholyte does not so much create alcohol, but rather lead people to it. Like a psychic power that makes people crave for a drink. She could enter a Temperance League meet with a few jugs of moonshine and people would line up (and fight each other) for a glass of the stuff.

Alemental loose in the Blue Squirrel...

Malady wrote:

Valentine wrote:

Malady wrote:

null0trooper wrote: Re-directing from another topic:

JohnBobMead wrote:

Sir Lee wrote: Yeah, welcome back. And I DID notice the Wiki edits... in fact, I was this close to reverting an edit (the Alcolyte -> Acolyte fix) when I thought, "no, he's too experienced an editor to commit such a basic error." So I double-checked... and it turned out that my copy of the story was wrong (apparently a typo which had been fixed in the canon story, but my copy retained the typo).

I have to admit, I hadn't checked to see which story it was from. I was going through the list of red links, and saw that there were three links to Alcolyte, and three links to Acolyte, and said to myself, I said, "Gosh, that has to be the same person!", and went with the normal spelling without further investigation beyond looking at the pages the links originated from to confirm that it really was the same individual.

I'm now interested in seeing a new character, code-named "Alcoholyte"

Alcohol manifestor? And not all of them are the drinkable kind, either?

'Shine's minion.

Guy, or girl? ... It just sounds more girl to me, anyone else feel the same?

... How many girls are named after alcohols / wines / spirits? Absinthe, Brandywine (Brandy), etc?

Hmm... Green, Purple... So, this girl would be Orange?

Nether self substaniating spirit in the shape of a cartoon, Warner brothers, alcohol bottle (Of random tipe). A pink elephant.

Sir Lee wrote: Maybe the Alcoholyte does not so much create alcohol, but rather lead people to it. Like a psychic power that makes people crave for a drink. She could enter a Temperance League meet with a few jugs of moonshine and people would line up (and fight each other) for a glass of the stuff.

Better idea might be to unlock the essence of the alcohol letting it fully work even on regens and the like. Magic booze for the win.

Sir Lee wrote: Maybe the Alcoholyte does not so much create alcohol, but rather lead people to it. Like a psychic power that makes people crave for a drink. She could enter a Temperance League meet with a few jugs of moonshine and people would line up (and fight each other) for a glass of the stuff.

You can lead a Temperance Leaguer to booze, but can you make them drink?

Cryptic wrote: Alemental loose in the Blue Squirrel...

Have a look at Erfworld, http://erfworld.com/ and one of the ways that they were making Golems from every available raw material. Saying any more would lead to spoiling some of the surprises.

( Some seriously funny and well-written world building in there. Well worth an archive trawl. It's also worth re-reading, once you have a handle on how the magic system works, as there is a ton of comments and jokes that will only become clearer the second time round. Very very chewy...)

Any of Musk's kids with Diedrik's... Think about the mirrors between IRL and WU, and IRL Musk is often jokingly called a real life Tony Stark, or a Lex Luther and we just don't know it

Took me a while to puzzle out what you meant. Eventually I figured that you meant THIS Musk , not this one .

Sir Lee wrote: Took me a while to puzzle out what you meant. Eventually I figured that you meant THIS Musk , not this one .

Sorry should of specified Elon..

Post Gen 1 addition to Homer Gallery: a collection of X-Men comics signed by Stan Lee arranged in such a way it's actually a coded message...

mhalpern wrote: Post Gen 1 addition to Homer Gallery: a collection of X-Men comics signed by Stan Lee arranged in such a way it's actually a coded message...

That when decoded says, "Congratulations, you've won a 'No Prize'"?

Valentine wrote:

mhalpern wrote: Post Gen 1 addition to Homer Gallery: a collection of X-Men comics signed by Stan Lee arranged in such a way it's actually a coded message...

That when decoded says, "Congratulations, you've won a 'No Prize'"?

I didn't think about what the message would be, though that would be funny.
Another possibility is "The owner of Marvel went to school here"

The code itself doesn't have to be that complicated, the comics would be separated into groups, you would add or subtract the issue numbers of a group depending on orientation and convert it into its associated character in computer text.

If it was a Mark Evanier-arranged set, it would read "This is the hidden message".

(Another reason to like Ayla): "In this universe, we still want fans to enjoy our comics too! Of course."

I wish my muse would give me ides for the section of story i'm witeing, no fill up the dorms.

Animan catgirl - avatar who bonds with a spirit of a malk or cat sith.

Really bad idea: a student splices the mgc and other bits of human dna into a gorilla embryo, which produces the wu version of Gorilla Grod.

Exceedingly bad idea: Esper + Warper who can see past the fourth wall and manipulate it.

Basically a version of Deadpool. Should never be allowed in, or anywhere near, canon.

[EDIT] According to TVTropes, Sun Wu Kong did this once.
[EDIT2] Found it.

Angeldude wrote: Exceedingly bad idea: Esper + Warper who can see past the fourth wall and manipulate it.

Basically a version of Deadpool. Should never be allowed in, or anywhere near, canon.

[EDIT] According to TVTropes, Sun Wu Kong did this once.
[EDIT2] Found it.

WU Sun Wu Kong cosplaying as RWBY's Sun Wu Kong...

mhalpern wrote: WU Sun Wu Kong cosplaying as RWBY's Sun Wukong...

... cosplaying as Sun Goku cosplaying as the original Sun Wu Kong?

Even without disregard for the fourth wall, Tanya and Vic are canon RWBY fans and I want to see Tanya sing RLR2 , Morgana dressed as Yang, Bianca as Weiss, and Lapin as Velvet while trying to imitate an Australian accent.

[EDIT] While it doesn't come up for one and a half years in universe, This Time would be rather fitting in general. \#SuperRaceWar.

Angeldude wrote:

mhalpern wrote: WU Sun Wu Kong cosplaying as RWBY's Sun Wukong...

... cosplaying as Sun Goku cosplaying as the original Sun Wu Kong?

Even without disregard for the fourth wall, Tanya and Vic are canon RWBY fans and I want to see Tanya sing RLR2 , Morgana dressed as Yang, Bianca as Weiss, and Lapin as Velvet while trying to imitate an Australian accent.

[EDIT] While it doesn't come up for one and a half years in universe, This Time would be rather fitting in general. \#SuperRaceWar.

I am looking forward to the full versions of Smile and All that Matters. Smile for insight into our favorite lizard faunus, All that Matters has "nautical" suspicions to it.

mhalpern wrote: I am looking forward to the full versions of Smile and All that Matters. Smile for insight into our favorite lizard faunus, All that Matters has "nautical" suspicions to it.

1. Cherami Leigh's character is not a lizard! She's a chameleon.
2. I didn't even remember All That Matters . After reading the lyrics, my first thought was "That isn't cryptic at all."
3. The Volume 5 Soundtrack still isn't released.

Angeldude wrote:

mhalpern wrote: I am looking forward to the full versions of Smile and All that Matters. Smile for insight into our favorite lizard faunus, All that Matters has "nautical" suspicions to it.

1. Cherami Leigh's character is not a lizard! She's a chameleon.
2. I didn't even remember All That Matters . After reading the lyrics, my first thought was "That isn't cryptic at all."
3. The Volume 5 Soundtrack still isn't released.

2. It was also played just after the fight when they had the team reunion, and that scene focused a bit more on Blake and Yang, my personal rule with RWBY music, is to not use it for direct theory crafting unless its actually used in the show. though the intrumental for the second 2 lyrics of RLR1 was in "True Colors" said lyrics are the original BB support.

two words: chakat student.

a bad ide I plan on having room with one of my girls once I get them to school.

I don't think we have a single mermaid at Whateley. The closest we've gotten has been Reinforce when pushed into the swimming pool. If they're not a shapeshifter, they'd definitely need a wheelchair. There's also the question of whether or not they can breath air. Usually they do for convenience, but Foob can't so Whateley can accommodate.

Well, we have Mezzo , who had a Mermaid form, but unless you're ModeLocked, why would a shifter choose to be a mermaid when you can walk around?

Ah. It might run into the "Why are you at Whateley" issue. What can a Mermaid be offered at Whateley, that can't be anywhere else, or preferred over anywhere else?

Malady wrote: Well, we have Mezzo , who had a Mermaid form, but unless you're ModeLocked, why would a shifter choose to be a mermaid when you can walk around?

Ah. It might run into the "Why are you at Whateley" issue. What can a Mermaid be offered at Whateley, that can't be anywhere else, or preferred over anywhere else?

Thank you. I wasn't aware of her. I recognize the name Jana from Jade's stories, but didn't look into her more.

[EDIT] There is canonically the Court of the East which supposedly includes merfolk, it's just that we haven't met anyone connected to it yet. So far, we've mostly met the Sidhe of the west, and Anomaly who's tied to the center court.
I think there was a microscene at one point with a mermaid, but I don't know what became of it.

Angeldude wrote: [EDIT] There is canonically the Court of the East which supposedly includes merfolk, it's just that we haven't met anyone connected to it yet. So far, we've mostly met the Sidhe of the west, and Anomaly who's tied to the center court.
I think there was a microscene at one point with a mermaid, but I don't know what became of it.

Insane Hiker's Faolan-verse stories have Bea Carson, Rose of the East. They have an interesting take on why one doesn't see many reps from the Eastern Court: Father Dagon and Mother Hydra corrupted them.

This microscene is explicitly based on the Eastern Court and end-of-days Atlantis, but the character isn't/wasn't a merman in the usual sense. Picture something more like one of the merrow-born than these people:



Or, not. The element of Water traditionally lends itself to illusions and hallucinations.

Arranging for Dr. Jack Bright to spend his sabbatical year working alongside ARC researcher Janice Walters and two interns from a local high school, Jade Sinclair and Mads Jensen.

Not a WA bad idea, but... I dunno if this is a delirium brought on by whatever it is is making me so tired, and feverish, but I just now have this urge to commission a bunch of X-Men: Evolution rule 34 fan art under the collective title X-Men: Experimentation (The College Daze).

There IS a canonical mermaid at Whateley in Gen1. She's called Sylene .

As for Jana, yeah, her original non-human form was a mermaid, and she still can change into one if she wants to... but the situations where it becomes a favourable form are far from common in Whateley. (I should have another chapter of her origin story out Any Century Now). I suppose that she used it to get out of the swimming requirement (not that she couldn't swim like nobody's business before, being an avid surfer and all -- but centaurs are not built for swimming). And she might use it for body-surfing and stuff while on vacations, since the options for balancing on a surfboard aren't very good either.

A mutant with Regen 6, extremely fast reaction time and good accuracy (exemplar mental package), gsd and almost nothing else,

^ What kind of GSD? ... That high level of Regen reminds me of Peril, who is EX-5, Regen-4. ... Depending on Regen level, your character could be even better than them at high damage testing?

Regen 6 is "ridiculous" regen, above Wolverine level and just below Tennyo's "ludicrous" level. So, really high level. Is that what you meant?

Yup around wolverine level maybe a little higher, and as for GSD, well its a bit of a reference,

well, I have a Regen 7, who shifts into a very GSD form...

Jobe and Petshop have a contest to see just...

How much wood a woodchuck could chuck, because their woodchucks can chuck wood.

Ok the level of gsd the character i was mentioning as a bad idea has is tge extent their face can be described as the result of "an Avocado having sex with an older avocado...."

mhalpern wrote: Ok the level of gsd the character i was mentioning as a bad idea has is tge extent their face can be described as the result of "an Avocado having sex with an older avocado...."

I thought he had Esper and Warper traits as well.

Depends on the version,

Hmmn, maybe we could make the version of Arale I had in one of my Gen2 micros show up with orders to 'help' Okami, with the specific rule from her creator (who, in my fic, was one of the 'teachers' the IHA brought in for Hikaru when she first manifested) that she wasn't to take 'go away' as an answer.

Valentine wrote: Jobe and Petshop have a contest to see just...

How much wood a woodchuck could chuck, because their woodchucks can chuck wood.

Sure, but who can make a cuter one?! Jobe is too practical.

Katssun wrote:

Valentine wrote: Jobe and Petshop have a contest to see just...

How much wood a woodchuck could chuck, because their woodchucks can chuck wood.

Sure, but who can make a cuter one?! Jobe is too practical.

Except when it comes to spiders.

Then her practicality goes out of the window, in pursuit of art.

Mister D wrote:

Katssun wrote:

Valentine wrote: Jobe and Petshop have a contest to see just...

How much wood a woodchuck could chuck, because their woodchucks can chuck wood.

Sure, but who can make a cuter one?! Jobe is too practical.

Except when it comes to spiders.

Oh, ye of little faith. Jumping spiders are naturally cute. Big central eyes, furry, naturally curious, actively react to you, they even dance...


What about 'Shine and Absinthe setting up a Teacher's Lounge? Spirits and the green faerie to relax those tensions away. Why should only the Dylans and Imp enjoy the by-products of student body?

Katssun wrote:

Mister D wrote:

Katssun wrote:

Valentine wrote: Jobe and Petshop have a contest to see just...

How much wood a woodchuck could chuck, because their woodchucks can chuck wood.

Sure, but who can make a cuter one?! Jobe is too practical.

Except when it comes to spiders.

Oh, ye of little faith. Jumping spiders are naturally cute. Big central eyes, furry, naturally curious, actively react to you, they even dance...


What about 'Shine and Absinthe setting up a Teacher's Lounge? Spirits and the green faerie to relax those tensions away. Why should only the Dylans and Imp enjoy the by-products of student body?

They are wonderfully friendly creatures.

One method would be for Imp to organise this, or Shine could act as a back-door supplier to the Blue Squirrel, with Imp acting as broker.

Alternatively, Shine could have a "Testing Lounge", where he gets exemplars to try out different new recipes. Charge for membership of the testing crew, and the drinks are free.

This would also allow him to classify the drinks as "Experimental prototypes", in the same way that Mal, and the Workshop Crew are able to carry the weapons that they do.

(Mal would have shared that legal loophole with ALL of the workshop, as part of the mutual self-defence pact that they have, like the Worn Wrench.)

As the drinks that are served in the Testing Lounge are "prototypes" undergoing "testing", they would not be covered by the BATC regulations, as they aren't officially on sale.

Taking some of them on to full sales, would only confirm this, so there would be incentive for the testers to give comprehensive feedback, which in turn, would extensive testing...

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Caveats:

- I'm from the UK, so i only know about the UK's approach towards this. Any errors are due to my lack of knowledge of the USA's laws'n'regs, Comment and clarification would be useful.

- The UK tends towards a more pragmatic approach towards alcohol, though nowhere near France's level. This might be because we exported all of the prohibitionist lunatics to the USA in the late 1600's.

Sorry, but we don;t want them back.

Katssun wrote:

Mister D wrote:

Katssun wrote:

Valentine wrote: Jobe and Petshop have a contest to see just...

How much wood a woodchuck could chuck, because their woodchucks can chuck wood.

Sure, but who can make a cuter one?! Jobe is too practical.

Except when it comes to spiders.

Oh, ye of little faith. Jumping spiders are naturally cute. Big central eyes, furry, naturally curious, actively react to you, they even dance...


What about 'Shine and Absinthe setting up a Teacher's Lounge? Spirits and the green faerie to relax those tensions away. Why should only the Dylans and Imp enjoy the by-products of student body?

Danny, Ribbon, Prison Bitch (probably the rest of the Dragonslayers too), Cody, Reach, Jadis, Officer McTavish, and likely others.

Katssun wrote: Why should only the Dylans and Imp enjoy the by-products of student body?

I hadn't associated Imp with the student body, unless Tabitha's phone number is still posted around campus.

Mister D wrote: Alternatively, Shine could have a "Testing Lounge", where he gets exemplars to try out different new recipes. Charge for membership of the testing crew, and the drinks are free.

Someone slips peeper some of shines experimental stuff. Everybody finds out that peepers power can be shared. Chaos ensues.

Bad Idea: Me titling a relatively romantic story "The Cocky Mister Metro Loads His Gun"

Worse Idea: Writing the story (which I'm NOT doing, no matter how funny sexual slapstick can be)

WTF?!: #cockygate

NJM1564 wrote:

Mister D wrote: Alternatively, Shine could have a "Testing Lounge", where he gets exemplars to try out different new recipes. Charge for membership of the testing crew, and the drinks are free.

Someone slips peeper some of shines experimental stuff. Everybody finds out, the hard way, that peepers power can be shared. Chaos ensues.

Angeldude wrote:

mhalpern wrote: I am looking forward to the full versions of Smile and All that Matters. Smile for insight into our favorite lizard faunus, All that Matters has "nautical" suspicions to it.

1. Cherami Leigh's character is not a lizard! She's a chameleon.
2. I didn't even remember All That Matters . After reading the lyrics, my first thought was "That isn't cryptic at all."
3. The Volume 5 Soundtrack still isn't released.

Wait, was that Cherami Leigh??? As in Gaige the Mechromancer??? As in Yuuki fro SAO??? Lucy from Fairy Tail??? SHE voiced Illia???

CrazyMinh wrote:

Angeldude wrote:

mhalpern wrote: I am looking forward to the full versions of Smile and All that Matters. Smile for insight into our favorite lizard faunus, All that Matters has "nautical" suspicions to it.

1. Cherami Leigh's character is not a lizard! She's a chameleon.
2. I didn't even remember All That Matters . After reading the lyrics, my first thought was "That isn't cryptic at all."
3. The Volume 5 Soundtrack still isn't released.

Wait, was that Cherami Leigh??? As in Gaige the Mechromancer??? As in Yuuki fro SAO??? Lucy from Fairy Tail??? SHE voiced Illia???

Look at the voices of Qrow and Oscar.

CrazyMinh wrote:

Angeldude wrote:

1. Cherami Leigh's character is not a lizard! She's a chameleon.

Wait, was that Cherami Leigh??? As in Gaige the Mechromancer??? As in Yuuki fro SAO??? Lucy from Fairy Tail??? SHE voiced Illia???

Yes. That one.

Allen, write some dialog here!

Huh. I shouldn't be too surprised she did Asuna. I only watched the abridged version and now I'm sad it doesn't have her.

More sillily, she voiced Iris in Pokemon Generations , for all of 2 lines.

wait, you've only seen SAO Abridged??? And not plain SAO??? or were you talking bout another anime??? Cause Asuna isn't that common a name in anime AFAIK

CrazyMinh wrote: wait, you've only seen SAO Abridged??? And not plain SAO??? or were you talking bout another anime??? Cause Asuna isn't that common a name in anime AFAIK

Correct. I have been watching SAO: Alternative though and have been considering watching a bit of the GGO part just to see Kirito with long hair. Would you recommend watching the original? I have heard many negative comments about it.

Angeldude wrote:

CrazyMinh wrote: wait, you've only seen SAO Abridged??? And not plain SAO??? or were you talking bout another anime??? Cause Asuna isn't that common a name in anime AFAIK

Correct. I have been watching SAO: Alternative though and have been considering watching a bit of the GGO part just to see Kirito with long hair. Would you recommend watching the original? I have heard many negative comments about it.

Show me any thing that doesn't have negative comments about it. You might not find it the most original anime ever but it is fun to watch... some arks are more fun to watch than others. Dragonball still has many detractors but it is still a fantastically popular anime. Remember to get all those negative comments it would have to be at lest good enough for them to have watched it in the first place.

NJM1564 wrote: Show me any thing that doesn't have negative comments about it. You might not find it the most original anime ever but it is fun to watch... some arks are more fun to watch than others. Dragonball still has many detractors but it is still a fantastically popular anime. Remember to get all those negative comments it would have to be at lest good enough for them to have watched it in the first place.

Let me rephrase that. I've had great fun watching Mother's Basement ruthlessly bash SAO.

"The Bandits are coming!!!"

"We must save my Family!!!"

"Eeer...is that important???"

"Na, it's just random quest-related things they say ever ten seconds. Just ignore it."

"To jump, Jump!!!"

"What??"

"He's from the tutorial."

"Winners don't take drugs. Except steroids. In which case, take lots of drugs!!"

"it's not a good tutorial"

jokes aside, I'm perplexed as o how no one has gotten my Mobile Suit Gundam 00 references. Has NO ONE here watched Gundam 00??? Or even watched Gundam??? Seriously, it's a cornerstone of Anime!!!

CrazyMinh wrote: jokes aside, I'm perplexed as o how no one has gotten my Mobile Suit Gundam 00 references. Has NO ONE here watched Gundam 00??? Or even watched Gundam??? Seriously, it's a cornerstone of Anime!!!

I haven't seen it. One of those masterworks of shounen-ai, is it?

Gundam Wing was the second anime I ever watched, and I've also seen Gundam Seed. Good stuff. Haven't gotten around to watching any of the other ones yet.

Kettlekorn wrote: Gundam Wing was the second anime I ever watched, and I've also seen Gundam Seed. Good stuff. Haven't gotten around to watching any of the other ones yet.

8th MS Team is really good. More of a tactical Gundam anime, with a Romeo/Juliet vibe. Also G Gundam is a guilty pleasure of mine if you can find a stream with good quality.

CrazyMinh wrote: jokes aside, I'm perplexed as o how no one has gotten my Mobile Suit Gundam 00 references. Has NO ONE here watched Gundam 00??? Or even watched Gundam??? Seriously, it's a cornerstone of Anime!!!

I believe you have to refer to everyone in a scene with their entire full name, middle initial included, every time you refer to them, and never use pronouns, to be a proper Gundam 00 reference.



I will say, I watched the whole thing, but did not care for it.

Give me Gunbuster's "Onee-sama!!!" and "COACH!!!" any day.


Need a fresh bad idea? Jobe, taking pity on Peeper, messes with his DNA a little, and gives him a secondary mutation to be a psi-projector. Disgust, Shame, and Embarrassment for all parties involved.

As far as I am aware the WU does not have it;s on Two Face-esk charterer: one side prom queen, the other side is "Demonic". Wish I still had the link to the pic inspiring this post...

A contest between Chaka and Mischief. Which of the two can sit still the longest.

Valentine wrote: A contest between Chaka and Mischief. Which of the two can sit still the longest.

Worse idea, being in the Chambers home in the village (say 2014) when Susan and Melissa are home...

Edit or worse
Jade babysitting Karma...

mhalpern wrote: Edit or worse
Jade babysitting Karma...

As far as I know, none of the children that Jade has babysat have undergone any serious mental or physical trauma under her guidance and protection.

I'd be more worried about step-sister/half-sister(?) Melissa watching her.

Petshop transfers into "food sciences"

"Was that a potato that just ran past?"

Rose Bunny wrote: Petshop transfers into "food sciences"

"Was that a potato that just ran past?"

"We think of it more along the lines of a high-velocity sheep."

Katssun wrote: I'd be more worried about step-sister/half-sister(?) Melissa watching her.

Melissa wouldn't feed her as many new "ideas", Jade would...

null0trooper wrote:

Rose Bunny wrote: Petshop transfers into "food sciences"

"Was that a potato that just ran past?"

"We think of it more along the lines of a high-velocity sheep."

Electric sheep. And monkeys spliced with Miasma.

Rose Bunny wrote: Petshop transfers into "food sciences"

"Was that a potato that just ran past?"

that reminds me of an 80/90's cartoon....

Cryptic wrote:

Rose Bunny wrote: Petshop transfers into "food sciences"

"Was that a potato that just ran past?"

that reminds me of an 80/90's cartoon....

Fighting Foodons?
Do not look up the intro song to that cartoon. It'll lie in the back of your mind till the end of days.

Kaylie Morgan as part of Team Awesome..

Would it be poor form for me to simply say, "life"? Because I'm pretty sure it is one, even if I can't bring myself to do anything about my own.

I disagree. Mars is a cool place, but it pales in comparison to Earth. Life makes Earth vibrant and dynamic. Come back after a few million years and you have a completely different set of organisms to admire. And now that we've got humans, there are so many cool creations to look at as well. Bridges, pasta, dresses, CPUs... Life is messy, but it also produces omelets. QED.

Kettlekorn wrote: I disagree. Mars is a cool place, but it pales in comparison to Earth. Life makes Earth vibrant and dynamic. Come back after a few million years and you have a completely different set of organisms to admire. And now that we've got humans, there are so many cool creations to look at as well. Bridges, pasta, dresses, CPUs... Life is messy, but it also produces omelets. QED.

we just got to put life on Mars, that will make it way more interesting, especially if its human life that decides to stay there

mhalpern wrote:

Kettlekorn wrote: I disagree. Mars is a cool place, but it pales in comparison to Earth. Life makes Earth vibrant and dynamic. Come back after a few million years and you have a completely different set of organisms to admire. And now that we've got humans, there are so many cool creations to look at as well. Bridges, pasta, dresses, CPUs... Life is messy, but it also produces omelets. QED.

we just got to put life on Mars, that will make it way more interesting, especially if its human life that decides to stay there

A forward base ready to deny Mars as a staging area for the next invasion isn't a bad idea...

Probably gonna use her: Puss in Boots. Animan feline warper who can do the 7 league stride.

Beh, I have a sidhe anatomy question I wanna ask, but I'm pretty sure the mods would boot me for asking.

Cryptic wrote: A forward base ready to deny Mars as a staging area for the next invasion isn't a bad idea...

Well, if you do that, just remember to bring plenty of Slim Whitman recordings. You can burn the rest of Earth culture in a big bonfire beside one of the canals (or at least all the bureaucratic records of it), but that music is important for proper defense. A few big honking swords might help when the green ones show up, too.

Must resist urge to include AnthroPCsAnthroPCs

Cryptic wrote: Beh, I have a sidhe anatomy question I wanna ask, but I'm pretty sure the mods would boot me for asking.

I'll take a stab at answering the obvious question before you have to ask, thus precluding the feared possibility.

Yes, the male sidhe anatomy is a four-lobed organ with a very distinctive left-handed helix, and the tip is shaped very much like a toadstool mushroom. Due to the blood flow, alternate lobes appear reddish then quite pale, and repeating.

elrodw wrote:

Cryptic wrote: Beh, I have a sidhe anatomy question I wanna ask, but I'm pretty sure the mods would boot me for asking.

I'll take a stab at answering the obvious question before you have to ask, thus precluding the feared possibility.

Yes, the male sidhe anatomy is a four-lobed organ with a very distinctive left-handed helix, and the tip is shaped very much like a toadstool mushroom. Due to the blood flow, alternate lobes appear reddish then quite pale, and repeating.

(Vomits) Anatamy lessens by Jerico based on research by Jobe.

Could be worse. Could be ducks.

Kettlekorn wrote: Could be worse. Could be ducks.

Very true.



Note that over the rest of this past week, TIFO/TIH has made a reference to this in every new video by inserting (ahem) the 'censored duck' still into them somewhere.

Schol-R-LEA wrote:

Kettlekorn wrote: Could be worse. Could be ducks.

Very true.

Note that over the rest of this past week, TIFO/TIH has made a reference to this in every new video by inserting (ahem) the 'censored duck' still into them somewhere.

Thank you.

I hadn't come across that story.

You want ducks? I'll see you and raise...

""

Bah. I ignore you all and dive into my set of the Carl Barks Library (and the Don Rosa annex).

Bah, here's a duck


and who knew ducks could transport Lightning?

Valentine wrote: and who knew ducks could transport Lightning?

Q - how many ducks would you have to line up to make an improvised aircraft carrier?

The Lightning pictured is most likely an F or G model. It does not have the dropped chins under the props for the turbocharger intercoolers. Before the J models, the intercoolers for the turbochargers were ducting inside the leading edges of the wings, which cause significant issues at combat power rating. This was rectified in the J and later models.

(And yes, I am a huge fan of the Lightning.)

I don't think much of these North Korean aircraft carriers...

Stop tempting me to add a WU Howard the duck.

Since we are talking about birds, GSD that makes someone look like Ra'zac from the Inheritance Cycle.

elrodw wrote:

Valentine wrote: and who knew ducks could transport Lightning?

Q - how many ducks would you have to line up to make an improvised aircraft carrier?

The Lightning pictured is most likely an F or G model. It does not have the dropped chins under the props for the turbocharger intercoolers. Before the J models, the intercoolers for the turbochargers were ducting inside the leading edges of the wings, which cause significant issues at combat power rating. This was rectified in the J and later models.

(And yes, I am a huge fan of the Lightning.)

The lockheed lightning. Wonderful plane. Shared many design aesthetics with the British Mosquito.

mhalpern wrote: Since we are talking about birds, GSD that makes someone look like Ra'zac from the Inheritance Cycle.

OH GOD!!! SOMEONE ELSE WHO HAS READ ERAGON!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!

CrazyMinh wrote:

mhalpern wrote: Since we are talking about birds, GSD that makes someone look like Ra'zac from the Inheritance Cycle.

OH GOD!!! SOMEONE ELSE WHO HAS READ ERAGON!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!

Read all four books, a faithful Brisingr (sword) was made by Man At Arms on YouTube btw

Cryptic wrote: Stop tempting me to add a WU Howard the duck.

Have one of the shifters barrow the form. Or one of the illusion or construct makers. Ooh you could set up a toon war. Squeal to shoulder angels. Whahaha.

mhalpern wrote: Since we are talking about birds, GSD that makes someone look like Ra'zac from the Inheritance Cycle.

Googles it.
Huh looks like some of the Chozo still live. Unless this is the way distant past. In that case evolving on a planet with dragons on it would make a lot of since for that species.

Already have read all the books. God, paolini has been lax on writing anything else. They need to get a f**king move on!!! I know that they kinda ripped large amounts of their story straight out of Star Wars, but Eragon, Eldest, Brisingr & Inheritance helped me write a D&D campaign, which was successful enough to spawn three other campaigns set in the same world. Speaking of RPG's, I'm going to try and get back on the RPG project. I was reading through all the old threads on the Quad, and noticed a trend of people constantly trying to start a RPG project, but failing. This has given me the determination to get the project running again. If any of the other project members are interested, I've got a series of free ebooks that I acquired from amazon that talk about RPG design. I'd be willing to put them in a mega depository and send them to you. I'm also going to remind people that applications to the RPG project are now open again for application.

mhalpern wrote: Since we are talking about birds, GSD that makes someone look like Ra'zac from the Inheritance Cycle.

Hmmn, it occurs to me that I never considered having my micro-scenes character Learned (Nasir bin Abdullah, paladin of Thoth) look like an Ibisoid. Might not be a bad idea. I mean, the only things I mentioned about him (in passing, since he wasn't in the micro itself , and I mostly discussed him in the comments ) was that he was a) an annoying brat (according to the paladin of Saravati, anyway), and b) he had to flee to the US when he manifested, and is now living with a foster family in Cairo, Illinois (ooh, irony-not-irony...).

Schol-R-LEA wrote: b) he had to flee to the US when he manifested, and is now living with a foster family in Cairo, Illinois (ooh, irony-not-irony...).

Do they own a funeral parlor?

null0trooper wrote:

Schol-R-LEA wrote: b) he had to flee to the US when he manifested, and is now living with a foster family in Cairo, Illinois (ooh, irony-not-irony...).

Do they own a funeral parlor?

Hmmn, good idea, I should have thought of that. Also, Miyet is right across the river in St Louis... but I doubt she'd be quite so, ah, amorous as the Bast which Shadow met.

(Well, not right across, the two cities aren't even close to each other IIRC (Edit: I checked, it over 170 miles apart, so not close at all), but you know what I mean.)